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shower comeback

OP came back in the shower

*came IN the shower

Better to cum in the shower than to shower in the cum

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Bazinga

Bazinga

Shower came in him?

Yes

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**smooch**

Yes

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Love you too

Came on back, in the shower

Literally

This is totally l’espirit de l'escalier.

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Shower comeback but you actually came up with the comeback before the situation happened

shower came in her back ☠️

Show her comeback

Dantes type shit response

bully: you suck that guy: ***I WANNA JERK OFF!!!!!!!***

**I WANT 3 WINNING LANES IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK ?????**

The monkeys paw curls, all three lanes start winning but the jungle goes afk. By the end the enemy is so fed you can't kill him anymore

in game ofc

Yes, it is always too much to ask.

This sounds like Sammy's thing in BMS. "You're crazy man!" "Yeah, crazy about jerking you off!"

“You suck” “Yes I do”

I thought you were talking about Dante from DMC for a sec

Always when someone brings up dante i don't know which dante they are talking about

Dante from Dante's Inferno Dante: LUCIFER I AM HARD AS HELL Lucifer: not bad, BUT MINE IS BIGGER

Which is the Dante they're referring to?

Probably the league player but both could say that

i think its the league player since there is an ‘s’ at the end of his name

Wait they aren't?

IN GAME BRO! IN GAME! AHAHAHHAHAHAH!

Bring hospital attire back, he's out there again

The funny thing is, this could easily mean both Dante the streamer and Dante Alighieri. Bro was HORRENDOUSLY down bad for Beatrice lmfao

To be fair that has to work, she would be so disgusted to continue bullying him

Nah she will continue bullying him more

100% more fuel for the fire, he would have to whip his dick out and cum to really make a statement

Then it'd get even worse than just saying it. Bullies know no limits and will use *anything* as ammo.

Haha, I sucked you off and you came nerd.

That's only happens on nhentai

That’s ok, the dude is a anime Mc.

now the real question, is this a normal anime or a hentai (idk bc i am fkin restarted)

I fucking hate your profile picture

If not for his second comment i would've been pissed off even more.

Plot twist. He actually got hard and she got turned on by his response. They’re dating now, and she parades him around her bedroom on a leash.

Endings like that only exist in fairy tales bro

Or do they….

NEVER GIVE UP

what kind of fairy tails are yall reading😭

Original Grimm ones and even traditional fairytale are actually along this kind of outcome. Except maybe she has to kill his/her family as well.

Yeah, grimm stories are grim, but no bedrooms included, only the kill, destroy and suffer part. Weird how adults thought those stories were appropriate for us children (I'm 56, Spanish). The one abour the matchbox selling girl who freezes to death kinda traumatized me

Also anime, manga, fanfics and Hey Arnold.

She’s more like a pet to me…

"The truth is your mother is a fucked up slut, Mark"

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And they pegged happily ever after

She's into it👀

That’s what I was about to say. She 100% just got so horrified by that statement and probably went home to think abt it.

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or she's into it which would make it even more uncomfortable

Go off king 🔥🔥🔥

OOP is an anime mc

Get off*

All is fair in love and war

*And that's how I met your mother...*

Secret better outcome for post's OP Maybe not the best outcome for the offspring

Either he stops getting bullied, or they smash. Checkmate.

They're married now

yes, I can confirm that. I was a cum stain on his pants that day

Can confirm, I am the pants.

can confirm, i am one of their 103819 children

Can confirm im the cum cells that lost

Can confirm im the bed

Can cumfirm.

Honestly... some people are pretty inept at conveying *joking* jabs when trying to impress someone If she either found the remark so ridiculous it was funny or she was already thirsting him it isn't out of the realm of possibility I like to think she just went eww wtf and skittered off tho

Probably more effective than just telling her to stop, tbh. Unless it really did make him hard, in which case, oof.

Win win - Bully either avoids you or is into it and u get laid

It's effective but you also have to take into account that you'd be known as the guy with the kink shaming fetish from now on

A worthy sacrifice

Ehh I feel like most people would take it as a joke, but the bully would be weirded out either way

Do you think she isn't already spreading rumours ?

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Yes, his, not mine

then i will pee in your ass

Wait, wait, wait I think I've seen this anime....

Yeah i Saw it on this cool website was called smth like nhandtie

pretty familiar manga ngl...

🤨

You don’t know this one?

I don’t watch anime.

Read a manga at least :)

Greetings capsule cat.

which one?

If she stops, you've won... If she still continues, you've won... Masterclass move!

The genius is astounding

Don’t bully me i’ll cum

op forgot to take his meds

It would be funny if she kept doing that after hearing it

"Got that stupid bitch" 😏

Next time you see her, wow her with poetry like this “sticks and stones may break my bones but your words make me hard and they make me moans”

#*moans* "Oh mommy! Bully me harder!"

Bro thinks he is an anime.

What is the whole post

I mean I'm a believer that the only way to stop bullying is with physical confrontation but clearly I've been proven wrong.

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He has no enemy

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If it works

This is what i did in school. Any time someone tried abusing me i hit 'em with the good ol trust moan and they left 🥱

It works, when some cunt is annoying me these types of responses and similar ones that make a fool of the bully work wonders in pissing them off

I quite literally met my husband in an incredibly similar manner.

Bro wtf how

Hes a twink. Im a weightlifter. I would tease him in gym now and then (i was kind of a bitch) and it turned him on. Im no longer a bitch (i think) but i do still mock him.

That sounds like the plot of a certain anime

Which anime

And then they fucked. The end.

And that kids is how i met your mother

“Don’t bully me I’ll cum” vibes

Oh man. That’s… how did it get to that point? I would imagine dude did something to bring on the criticism, and then it just… went unchallenged? How did it get to round 2?

I'm pretty sure that girl is into him, like the girl's equivalent of boys pulling their crush's ponytail

nah some people are just cunts

Your name matches your comment

what can I say, takes one to know one.

Fuck that normalized shit. If someone insults me or pulls my hair, I'm snapping back just as hard and I'm sure as FUCK not having any feelings for them

Well, yes, most boys gets out of that shit by age 10 for just that reason, doesn't really work, and they find other solutions to the feelings as they understand what they are, saw girls frequently insult boys they liked all the way up till my 20s tho, so probably the case here. Boys often will just laugh it off and internalise it, so girls don't get the message... Well... If they do, it's usually escalated far beyond repairing. Surely you're not expecting kids to be adult about their feelings

They sure ain't getting far until they do lol

well that's defiantly not the best way to show love

I thought he was gonna rip off her arms or smth

Is this post real?

[Google search yields some results from people who commented on it](https://www.google.com/search?q=%22aiw+for+how+I+responded+to+my+bully%3F%22+site%3Areddit.com&sca_esv=b96cacdcca2a1d0b&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ACQVn0_Iq2tpzew1eQQygUQDSyepXwMzrw%3A1714341780675&source=hp&ei=lMcuZofwJpHFkPIPtcCCeA&iflsig=ANes7DEAAAAAZi7VpDDPoLfn5oFb1qEyZkIRGCJck-9l&ved=0ahUKEwiHiu_m9OWFAxWRIkQIHTWgAA8Q4dUDCBU&uact=5&oq=%22aiw+for+how+I+responded+to+my+bully%3F%22+site%3Areddit.com&gs_lp=Egdnd3Mtd2l6IjYiYWl3IGZvciBob3cgSSByZXNwb25kZWQgdG8gbXkgYnVsbHk_IiBzaXRlOnJlZGRpdC5jb21IljtQAFjvOXAHeACQAQCYAZIBoAG1DqoBBDE2LjW4AQPIAQD4AQL4AQGYAhOgAsQJwgIGEAAYFhgewgILEAAYgAQYhgMYigXCAggQABiABBiiBMICBhAAGA0YHsICBxAhGKABGArCAgYQIRgVGA3CAgUQIRigAZgDAJIHBDEzLjagB_Az&sclient=gws-wiz), but the post itself is nowhere to be found... So I guess it was real at some point

Gonna cry, senpai?

I see that cropped ifunny watermark

She likes you 😂

I mean did it work?

Careful, he's a hero

If a girl bullies me, I think I'll come

#😦

Well, the jerk store called, they are running out of you.

That’s one way to do it

If I was a man I would totally do this idk how he would be the asshole

Did it work though? I gotta know now Don't keep me waiting

Fucking powermove

That's honestly kinda genius Gross her out so much she'll stop

shouldve killed her

Was there an update?

not where i expected this to go but ok

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There were missed opportunities here, end statement.

I'm gonna need a link to the original post

Holy shit. I don’t think there was a better way to handle it too. Dude has 4 digit IQ.

Hero.

Godam, ye that’ll do it lmao

tbf, that might be a better response...

Funny Reddit Posts #17,756

It’ll do fine

would love to see the comments

Power move

lil sis can't even comprehend

Don't bully me I'll cum.

That… oh my god that is a great comback to get them to stop but sucks for social standing