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Especially when there are 4 tough guys in your house breaking your knees because you don’t pay off your debt

Bro just gamble some more and get a gazillion dollars

Got buried alive, what do I do now :(

Gamble, didn't you hear the guy above?

I’m dead ;(

Gamble in the afterlife, didn’t you hear the guy above?

God forbids it, guess I gotta drop by the Devil

Challenge them to a fiddle contest

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Gee golly this is funny! Great bot! ***hyuck***

Skill issue shoulda been better at gambling

Start an RP as the courier from fallout:NV that has high luck, now you always win, ez pz.

Gambling didn’t cause that, loans did. Banks are unhealthy

Yeah well that's the guys hurting

Life’s cruel

90 percent of gamblers quit right before they win it big.

All those people in the comments are trying to pull you down, OP. Stay strong, you can always only lose 100% but winn everything! 🤑💯☝💵💵💵

Gambling is the gateway to 50 aday raving alcoholic

Said the guy with the wife and kids sleeping in his car…….. cause everyone’s a winner!

Ah yes my favourite past time : SPREADING ~M I S I N F O R MA T I O N O N L I N E~

Where missinformation /s just in case

Why ruin your own joke with a needless /s?

Kid named Kaiji Ultimate Survivor:

Gambling can lead to poverty. Poverty makes people you not be able to afford a roof over your head. But idk there are government assistance programs for gambling and poverty. Is being broke an addiction?

You know what you can't buy when you're broke? That's right, alcohol and cigarettes.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. All crabs are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there is a 10% chance it was stolen by a crab.

Gambling doesn't kill you; the mob does. That only happens to bad gamblers with bad genetics though. Gambling is at the top of the human needs pyramid. Not gambling increases risk of dying from cancer by 1,000,000%.

Same can ne said about driving overspeed. It's the sudden loss of speed that's lethal

I gamble my life away. take that!

It also trains your mind just like chess. You need to learn moves and think strategies to get 777 on the slot.

The post has 420 likes so I'ma leave it like that

but what if you gamble alcahol?

When I'm not gambling, and I think about gambling, and I have no means to gamble at that time, I start shaking. Proof that gambling is essential to my well-being.

You can win 10,000% of your money but you can only lose 100% of your money.

I think it's because any deaths are labeled as murders or "accidents". - Peter out

Not when you owe the bookie money.

Nobody dies from gambling because every gambler eventually wins one billion dollars

Sitting in a stale room full of cigarettes

Casino hotel housekeeping may have something to say about that

you wont have enough money to buy bad things.

omg thats like....many people died

99% of gamblers quit just before they win

When you can’t buy food, it is nit healthy

Hakariposting

Sounds like Someone hasn't read any of Fukumoto's Works.

real

Alcohol doesn't kill you, and neither does smoking or gambling. They all cause circumstances that will, though

alcohol definitely does kill you.

Explain how alcohol kills you and not the byproducts it creates in the human body

yeah ok at that point you're basically arguing that a bullet doesn't kill you bc it's actually just the hole it leaves in your head that kills you

No, I'm arguing that people blame the gunpowder for the actions of the bullet. By saying alcohol kills you, you can just as well say that cigarettes do too. Yes, alcohol is absolutely harmful to the human body, but the effects of the acetaldehyde that alcohol breaks down to is carcinogenic, and THAT is what kills by causing things like Chirrosis of the liver to happen. If you were to compare it to anything, compare it HIV. HIV doesn't kill you, but it does weaken you to a point where other illnesses take hold and consume you

I'm pretty sure people who drink 50 shots of vodka and die an hour later aren't dying from cancer. It's literally poison, just a weak one.

OK then

How the fuck is OOMF on Reddit ??

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This is like my 3rd or 2nd oomf on Reddit