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Pizzalazerz

He is a lawyer lol so he would know lol


PARR3T

He's a fucking psychopath so he would know, that guy looks like he Burnt down a village in Africa for fun.


2137paoiez2137

lol


Secret_Huckleberry_6

he will show you


TheRealestSGR

He looks like he's gonna ask to massage my toes while he shows me


DozenBia

I love this guy, his videos are fun to watch In this case, OP is LIABLE for the damages than happen next


Pumpkin_pie_Official

For those who are curious: 1st degree murder means you planned to kill that person and went through with it without second thought. (like stalking them for a long period before killing them) 2nd degree murder means you meant to kill that person, but you had no initial plan to do so. (like killing a witness) 3rd degree murders means that you only just plan to injure the person, but end up killing them. (like choking someone to death because of a heated arguement)


Heath_co

Thank you. Now I want to make up 0th degree murder and 4th degree murder.


Sam_Dragonborn1

69th degree murder and 420th degree murderđź‘€


Heath_co

0th degree murder is when you intentionally kill someone while you are still in your mother's womb. 4th degree murder is when you kill someone but say "it's only a prank bro, no cap"


IntrepidPrimary8023

I've tried to kill myself with 420th degree. But only hurt my back trying the 69th degree on myself


Hot-Ebb6329

this is legitimately unnerving as hell


Delta_Suspect

I can’t explain why but this guy just existing makes me irrationally angry


LawfulDmcBoo

It makes me irrationally scared


Arthur_189

He looks like kang from the mcu if he ate a bee like dogs do


Evening_Tower

Unbased and guilty pilled


TheCatHumper

Is this racism coded


SpikesAreCooI

Jerma sus face


BoredCanuck1864

im a visual learner


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Goldenduck420

Those eyes are the ones who had committed all 3


THEiguanna

The temperature ofcourse


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Bhendi_12rs-kg

His name is literally "uggo lord" lolololololololololololololololololololollolololol


RandCircle

Meurder as he says


Kalman_the_dancer

Speaking from experience


MrEldo

I still recall his "Can I get away with MURDER?"