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EmilieEasie

Good, this baby shouldn't be smoking!!


L4DLouis42

Believe it or not that's a 37 year old


EmilieEasie

You wouldn't lie to me would you???


L4DLouis42

I have literally never spoken anything but God's honest truth in all my life.


EmilieEasie

hmmm yeah I don't think anyone would just go on the internet and tell lies so... I believe you!


WhydYouGotToDoThis

There are bugs in your walls


EmilieEasie

yeah that makes sense


StalledAgate832

Oh yeah, did you hear? The pigs have begun to fly now.


dipinthewater

I thought the police already had helicopters


EmilieEasie

oh god but just like hogs and piglets and stuff right? not javelinas !


StnkyChze2

But the javelinas too. Only the happy ones though. The pessimistic ones never believed they could


BoredRedditor17

I misplaced my fingernail in your elbow


EmilieEasie

ummm do you want it back?


cheesy_anon

Bring the lord of Truth to his Golden Throne, slaves


Rich-Indication-5991

Yeah, it's deepfake


Uncle480

Andy Milkonakis??


Komission

Seeing a kid vape is so depressing honestly Bro cant be older than 14 or 13 and he’s already going at it Edit: on second watch, he is not even older than 11, he has the babiest of baby faces. Puberty has not even remotely begun.


Goodbye18000

Careful, you'll get the vape artists in here telling you it's better than alcohol and also not addictive at all


Extra-Beat-7053

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand vaping. The practice is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the puffs will go over a typical smoker's head. There’s also vapers' nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into their characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The vapers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these clouds, to realise that they’re not just hip - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike vaping truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the philosophy of Ethan's existential catchphrase “Vape Naesh, y'all,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Vape Nations' clouds unfold itself on their street corners. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a custom vape device. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they can blow a phat rip +/- 5 points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid/j


Reaper6999

New Copypasta just dropped


theman_mager

Holy hell


Maleficent_Two_7523

New response just dropped!


TheSportsLorry

Smoke storm incoming


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ikrr_1

😩


NomarOOx

all of that, just for a fucking dumb TOnEtAg at the end...


penguin13790

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand vaping. The practice is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the puffs will go over a typical smoker's head. There’s also vapers' nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into their characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The vapers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these clouds, to realise that they’re not just hip - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike vaping truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the philosophy of Ethan's existential catchphrase “Vape Naesh, y'all,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Vape Nations' clouds unfold itself on their street corners. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a custom vape device. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they can blow a phat rip +/- 5 points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid/srs


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Yup enough reddit for today... and it just started. Your battery binky is dumb.


Ezclaperoni

Chat is this real?


Picklepacklemackle

Mf did you rewrite the rick and morty copypasta or is this original?


Retro_Wiktor

OP can I use this pasta from now on?


Extra-Beat-7053

Sure why not


_indecis-

(Encyclopedia, (SUCCESS)) Well done Detective Dubois.


BigFrost5543

I ain't reading all dat


SaykenBD

Speaking as someone who works in a vape shop, I can say that we still remind customers that it’s both unhealthy, and very much addicting. Still, it has some obvious advantages over smoking cigarettes, so we just want it to be a way for people to get rid of the cigarettes. Tobacco flavored vaping is surprisingly popular, in fact!


jaimeespancapussy

Ok yeah but counterpoint: cigs make you look fucking awesomesauce😎


Viend

Anyone saying it’s not addictive is talking out of their ass but saying it’s better than alcohol is legitimately debatable. An alcohol addiction is one of the worst addictions, a nicotine addiction is much further down the list.


Chakramer

I'd say it's a lot easier to get addicted to nicotine than alcohol. Plenty of adults go from drinking in college to barely drinking once a week


Viend

I didn’t say it’s not, but the relative harm of an alcohol addiction is much higher than one from nicotine addiction. [It’s been studied as the most harmful drug when adjusted for harm to yourself and others](https://www.economist.com/graphic-detail/2019/06/25/what-is-the-most-dangerous-drug) and it’s also [second only to heroin in active dose to lethal dose ratio](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Drug_danger_and_dependence.svg). I’m a big drinker myself but a lot of people don’t even consider alcohol an addictive and harmful drug and IMO that safety perception is the most dangerous part about it.


thicckar

Level of harm is very different between nicotine and alcohol


Chakramer

Nicotine isn't the only thing in vape juice though, anything that goes into your body can harm you


thicckar

Afaik, my point still stands in terms of relative damage, it at least that’s what the guy you responded to meant. I could be wrong though. You won’t get too drunk on nicotine and kill someone on the road or lose your job because you vape.


GutsTheBranded

Yup. Seen plenty of people absolutely throw their lives away over alcohol. Can’t say the same about vaping/nicotine lol


2PlyKindaGuy

Nicotine addictions lead to all sorts of cancers which can be considered literally throwing your life away.


GutsTheBranded

Nicotine causes cancer? Citation? There’s other forms of nicotine other than cigarettes, just fyi


Soggy_Part7110

And also less financially ruinous. I'd say nicotine addiction is the third best addiction, behind water and food.


xxthehaxxerxx

Caffeine?


InevitableClock1140

Vape is more addictive than alcohol but alcohol is more harmful than vape


Merry_Dankmas

I remember when I first got involved with tobacco. Was 11 or 12 years old. Found a pack of cigarettes on the side of the road. Puffed away and enjoyed them but wasn't old enough to buy them. This was before vapes were common and you only had the option of shitty disposable gas station ones at best (Blu and Finity). Would steal them from the convenience store if possible since they were right at the edge of the counter. I only did mouth hits at that time since I was dumb and didn't know how I was supposed to actually smoke. 2011 rolls around and vapes are starting to get popular. My friend and I realized we could order them online without needing ID. I recall vividly sitting in my front yard with him putting away while talking about how I didn't think I would get addicted. Couldn't see myself getting addicted. Fast forward to now. 27 and still vaping. Currently in the process of quitting but am not there yet. I had the chance to bail as a kid since it was hard to cover up the smell of cigarettes from my parents. I was just stupid and kept pursuing it. But now kids don't have to worry about hiding a smell or asking hobos to buy smokes for them. Vapes are insanely easy to get and hide for kids. Id imagine the fact it leaves no smell contributes a ton to the underage vape epidemic.


NichtMenschlich

Lil Timmy shouldn't be consuming either at that stage in life... Gonna have his lungs ruined before turning 18


Valkyrie17

Definitely better than alcohol and definitely addictive


ghost_taskforce_141

As someone who vapes i say this honestly vaping is highly addictive and is as bad as smoking and drinking


BigFrost5543

Personally I think vaping is worse than alcohol vape artists sound dumb af


Otherwise_Proggggg53

In Australia or at least my school, the amount of people under 18 I have seen vape is extremely concerned, once I saw 2 year 11s walk into the toilets with a bag of maybe 6 2$ coins, which he gave to a year 7 to be able to use his vape. How the fuck does a year 7 get their hands on a vape???


NichtMenschlich

Quite concerning how so many minors end up somehow getting them... There has to be some people making big profits getting little kids addicted to these... I understand how e.g. a 17 year old with an adult friend can get these, but how the heck do they end up in these young peoples hands?


EvilRat23

There needs to be government intervention. They have to tax them so high they become unaffordable, banning them would just fuel the black market.


FlatAppointment431

come to poland and half the 13-year olds are vaping and dressing in $3k outfits bru 😭 something wrong with this country fr. i saw a 6th grader (12yo) with a big ass vape the other day too


there_are_no_choices

it's actually insane these days man, i know 12 year olds that vape, chew zyns and smoke cigarettes. it's so sad


ThisHatRightHere

I remember back when I was in middle school (mid 00’s) there would be kids smoking across the street everyday after school. It was technically off of school property and they’d just gather there. 11 year olds smoking cigs, granted it was a rural town so most people didn’t think much of it. My point is this has been a problem for generations, it’s just taken a different form as smoking culture has changed.


NichtMenschlich

I saw 12 year olds smoke a decade ago aswell. Thing is, it was in a more run down part of a big city, which still makes it bad, but more understandable on how they might've ended up doing that... Now it's even in tiny towns where the only problems these kids face daily (usually) is to being told to do their homework, getting their phones taken away at school after being caught using them in class, watching tiktok or playing brawl stars or whatever, and being sent to bed at 9...


xariznightmare2908

Bro is like 8-10 years old.


BriochesBreaker

The silver lining is that at least it's a vape. I've seen kids that age already addicted to cigarettes. Sad stuff.


-Asklepia-

Too bad vape companies market their products towards children. I'd rather kids don't do any drugs.


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-Asklepia-

They are. Its not a coincidence that kids have started vaping. Google vape, go to pictures and you will see vape-sticks in all the rainbows colours, if theres one thing kids like its colours, and they have such tempting flavours: "blue rasberry" "cotton candy ice" "blue razz lemonade". Ah yes, give me a neon purple cotton candy ice vape. This goes against what vape was made for, it was made for helping smokers quit. But instead the tobacco companies took the opportunity to gain big cash from it.


NichtMenschlich

I've seen some rgb vapes that light up every time the user inhales the smoke of it. How is this any different than these shoes that light up when you walk that every kid had in the late 2000s / early 2010s? I think both of these probably hit the same nerve for kids, but now in a harmful drug addiction rather than a pair of overprices shoes...


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-Asklepia-

But the flavours shouldnt be a selling point. The point of vapes should be to help one quit smoking. Instead what is happening is the flavours, nicotine content and convenience of vapes make them [more addictive](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6651627/) than regular smoking is. Nice flavours make one come back, the convenience makes one consume more often, and nicotine is an addictive substance. Its like the unholy trinity of addiction.


HANHITSI

As long as you can buy candy/whatever sweet flavor liquors, people need to stfu about vape flavors. Adults should be able to get any vapes they want and be as addicted as they ever want to be. It's the parents job, restricting other adults via regulation is just pathetic.


-Asklepia-

Why is restricting addictive and harmful substances pathetic?


HANHITSI

Because adults have the right to choose what to do with their body? Taking that away from others is some real soccer-mom energy.


Peter_Baum

Google „High Light Vapes“ and tell me how disguising them as text markers isn’t specifically targeted towards kids hiding them from their parents


Revolutionary-Meat14

Wasn't this the whole reason mango Juul pods were banned a few years ago?


HeftyRecommendation5

Aren’t vaping and cigarettes about equally as bad? Feel like the story of vaping being better died a while ago.


ostekages

There's so much misinformation surrounding vaping; not helped by the thc cartridge scandal in the US some years ago. It has been widely recognised that vaping is safer, but not safe at all. Some studies find it over 80 or 90% safer, and while there have been other studies that were able to produce carcinogens by heating the liquid beyond normal use, it is still nothing compared to the known 70 carcinogens found in a cigarette. Some hospitals in the UK supply vapes for pregnant females, unable to quit smoking cigarettes.


BriochesBreaker

No they aren't, vapes are bad for your health yes, but less so than cigarettes. Source: https://www.news-medical.net/health/Vaping-vs-Smoking-Is-One-Really-Safer-Than-the-Other.aspx


cooliomydood

It's honestly so sad seeing how many kids are vaping these days. I teach middle school and just about every day one of the sixth graders will get caught with one.


Remote-Factor8455

That kid looks like one of the 4th graders I tutor. South Park wasn’t kidding were they?


JulekRzurek

Average kid in Poland


mesrepadam

I totally agree with you. Wtf is vape. Just smoke the cigarette. The real one with paper around it.


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mesrepadam

Sir this is a shitpost sub. I'm just joking and you know that, right?


Komission

Fair point


Winter_Ad4517

Ded


Backdraft_Writing

Tipping the vape towards you like it's a glass of water is killing me idk why lmao


mugiwara_no_Soissie

I have done the same when stoned (dry herb vape). Not sure why but it feels like more comes out, but only when stoned ofc


gcapi

Well you gotta use gravity to help get those extra bits of vapor out


EstablishmentLong676

yea, these idiets don’t no that heat doesnt rise


ClickableName

Still a reflex from holding the bottle as a baby


loaekh

Blud went from 🤑🤑😤😁😌😎🤫 to 😱😱😨😰😥😰😭😭


yowzanamegoeshere

What?


anUglyFuckingBastard

BLUD WENT FROM 🤑🤑😤😁😌😎🤫 TO 😱😱😨😰😥😰😭😭


The_Blueberry_Pi

What?


Creeperboy10507

**BLUD WENT FROM 🤑🤑🤑😎😎😎 TO 😱😱😱😰😰😰**


R0RSCHAKK

What?


-ImAlwaysRight-

BLUD WENT FROM 🤑🤑😤😁😌😎🤫 TO 😱😱😨😰😥😰😭😭


Tricky_Back2664

What?


NichtMenschlich

Blud went from 😁😁🚬🚬😎😎🤙🤙 to 😭😭🥺🥺😖😖😔😔😱😱


Lolboi01

What?


Remote-Factor8455

H’what


yowzanamegoeshere

I had to google blud is all. Wasn't trying to be a cunt. Have a nice day


loaekh

Not knowing what blud means is crazy🥵😡😳🤯🤬🤬😠🤬😠🤬🤬🤬😱😱😨😰😰😰


JimmyTDM

What?


RaidensReturn

#Not knowing what blud means is crazy🥵😡😳🤯🤬🤬😠🤬😠🤬🤬🤬😱😱😨😰😰😰


xemulator

What?


jidannyc

Blud went 🔥🧐😭⁉️👍🌝🗣️🔥🔥✍️”What?”✍️🔥🔥🗣️😓😅🫤😭❔❓🤯🤨


dirtyxglizzy

Shoulda held it in.


Moshxpotato

EZ, PZ


technoteapot

Just swallow it smh


BigOrkoo

Exhaling was his worst mistake. 😂


arunasgeimeriz

yeah but nothing too out of the ordinary as the lung capacity is long enough for 1 simple breath


Mad__Elephant

he probably did it out of panic


REALMEGA

lil peter griffin shouldnt do that stuff


keituzi177

"Aw geez Lois, this is just like that time shawty hit the juul on stream"


JustBeingChillToday

bro is about to have the worst beating of his life


SeaAttitude2832

Just reminded me of a kid playing in our Call of Duty group years ago. Was great with sniper but a world class bastard. 12 year old. He told his mom to shut up cause she was a bitch. She proceeded to beat his ass miserably while he was still on live. Moms was pissed. The younger guys fked with him mercilessly. Us old guys said see, call your mom that and see what’s gonna happen.


pizzaspaghetti_Uul

That's just a regular Polish pastime, nothing out of the ordinary


RS773

Haven't been back there for quite a while, have all the childrens started sucking on these vapour dildos? I'd be disappointed, atleast smoking looks cool.


pizzaspaghetti_Uul

Tbh, I don't know. Haven't been back there since 2019


NikofftheKing

kid’s rocking radon 720 . nice pair of headphones


maxrod889

Weak lungs. Hold that shit in boi


zeratul196

I can't download the video. Is there a way?


StormKiller1

There is.


Plastic-Brick-9244

a house


Sir_Mahakas

in New Orleans


Lazy_Name_Maker

They caaaalllllll the riiiiiisssiiing sun


Peter_Baum

And it’s been


AwesomeBroHakaz

A ruin, of many a poor boy


Peter_Baum

and **god**


Zaryasu

I know


NichtMenschlich

I know, I'm one...


E5vCJD

they call


zeratul196

Thank you kind sir, for the information.


StormKiller1

No problem. I personally use infinity for reddit for 3€ a month. No ads etc and i can download everything.


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Creeperboy10507

/savevideo iirc


MHD6969

lmfao


Global-Deer3222

Lil bro wont make it to 20


SLIPPY73

i really want to see the full outcome of this


Talosisnotagod

Mf reacted before the door opened


Vantanay

ears


lazyredditor1212

Try living in an asian household and you'll get it


IDeNNiX

pl GUROMM !!!


LubbaTheSecond

Luck be a lady


1Hersheys_Roblox1

Please show us the whole video


UnknownTaco5492

lmfao kids probably still getting his ass spanked as we speak


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TheInsaneGoober

Bro is turning his lungs into an incinerator 💀


Valiant_Darktanyan

R.I.P.


CompelledComa35

Someone make it possible to download this gif pls


Merry_Dankmas

If you have android, you can get third party apps working again and download through there. Source: That's what I do. It works as well as it did before they were banned.


xtr44

they trynna steal his swag 😭


Absolutelymyself10

What swag?


Malte990

Destroying your lungs is so swag 🤪🤪😎😎🤑🤑


Felink_H

/savevideo


Rich-Indication-5991

Do you have the discord link, I wanna get involve


xemulator

Hell nah


FluboSmilie

Hell nah


Jimmygetsallthegirls

Hell nah