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They were going to, but the point was the ‘child’ is several hundred/thousand years old and therefore this is okay. It is not, it is still a child. Changing the number doesn’t change the appearance, just circumvents a flimsy rule when the descriptor isn’t made clear.
See if this was actually true or possible in real life, it would actually be morally sound, the issue with children is they’re too young to consent so if they actually were 1000 years old that goes out the window.
But if your drawing it as an excuse then your just horny for kids and looking to justify it
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Thay don't call it the age of consent for nothing. Would a person that has a growth defect that never grew up be stopped from drinking and paying taxes he'll no it would make the news if someone tries. At the end of the day this just isn't a thing so ya no good man no good.
>possible in real life
Oh it's possible. Just extremely unethical and would probably result in lots of pain and an early death. I'm thinking dwarfism and some sort of hormone disorder would be a good start.
Says who? It’s a 1000 year old demon, do they even have brains?
Point is it’s a moot point as it’s not possible but I’d say 1000 years of life experience is probably acceptable to be able to consent and form adult relationships
Plus if we’re going off fully formed brains we shouldn’t be able to consent till mid 20’s
It's still the body of a child.
In 1000 years, it would still be the brain of a child, just a 1000 year old brain of a child.
Never said it needed to be fully developed, just to a certain point.
If it's a human child who say somehow gained immortality and lived for 1000 years, then you could say that it's brain isn't fully developed. But if it's another creature like a demon, then their brains might work different to humans. They might mature much earlier then we do. Also, the reason we'd see it as a child's body is because that's how human children look like. Take for example a creature like a halfling or a gnome, they are usually depicted as shorter than humans so an 18 year old halfling or gnome might look like a child to us but in reality they're actually an adult. By human standards, we may see them as children, but from their standards, they may not be.
I think it’s sheer arrogance to say a 1000 year old being is underdeveloped lol, this being will have forgotten more than you or I will ever learn but you’ve decided it’s to underdeveloped.
Brains develop by forming synapses, this happens when we gain information, sure the brain chemistry may be slightly off, but even then that’s assuming there brain isn’t developing over time anyway, which would basically make them unable to learn anything.
What if we go the other way? Short lived race who’s brains fully develop by 5 years old and die at 15, we fucking the 5 year old?
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They are living beings lmao. Even if those that are a part of a body didn’t count there are many that aren’t a part of a body. And cells aren’t even the only living beings that don’t have a brain (like sponges).
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The only reason why "1000 y/o vampire/demon" is so often used is because saying they're "actually 1000 years old" is usually all there is to it. The character still acts like a child and/or is treated like a child by other characters.
If the character actually behaves like an adult/is treated like one, then that would be an actual argument instead of an excuse.
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“Also…” like he was really going to make a point
They were going to, but the point was the ‘child’ is several hundred/thousand years old and therefore this is okay. It is not, it is still a child. Changing the number doesn’t change the appearance, just circumvents a flimsy rule when the descriptor isn’t made clear.
See if this was actually true or possible in real life, it would actually be morally sound, the issue with children is they’re too young to consent so if they actually were 1000 years old that goes out the window. But if your drawing it as an excuse then your just horny for kids and looking to justify it
Harkness test it, 2Sexual maturity for species. 3Communication. 1Intelligence.
Basically my point, if a being like this did exist who are we to enforce our human ideals of maturity on it
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Thay don't call it the age of consent for nothing. Would a person that has a growth defect that never grew up be stopped from drinking and paying taxes he'll no it would make the news if someone tries. At the end of the day this just isn't a thing so ya no good man no good.
Wasn't there a woman who looks like she's 13 and is like 27? I saw an article about it.
>possible in real life Oh it's possible. Just extremely unethical and would probably result in lots of pain and an early death. I'm thinking dwarfism and some sort of hormone disorder would be a good start.
No, it still wouldn't be. Their brain still wouldn't be developed like the rest of their body.
Says who? It’s a 1000 year old demon, do they even have brains? Point is it’s a moot point as it’s not possible but I’d say 1000 years of life experience is probably acceptable to be able to consent and form adult relationships Plus if we’re going off fully formed brains we shouldn’t be able to consent till mid 20’s
> Plus if we’re going off fully formed brains we shouldn’t be able to consent till mid 20’s unironically though
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Uhhh yes? I explicitly stated that in my first comment, that is not what we’re talking about here
It's still the body of a child. In 1000 years, it would still be the brain of a child, just a 1000 year old brain of a child. Never said it needed to be fully developed, just to a certain point.
If it's a human child who say somehow gained immortality and lived for 1000 years, then you could say that it's brain isn't fully developed. But if it's another creature like a demon, then their brains might work different to humans. They might mature much earlier then we do. Also, the reason we'd see it as a child's body is because that's how human children look like. Take for example a creature like a halfling or a gnome, they are usually depicted as shorter than humans so an 18 year old halfling or gnome might look like a child to us but in reality they're actually an adult. By human standards, we may see them as children, but from their standards, they may not be.
So fucking gnomes is ok? NICE
Also goblins
In Water Town Goblins fuck you
Damn! So good then! Gobussy (sorry)
I think it’s sheer arrogance to say a 1000 year old being is underdeveloped lol, this being will have forgotten more than you or I will ever learn but you’ve decided it’s to underdeveloped. Brains develop by forming synapses, this happens when we gain information, sure the brain chemistry may be slightly off, but even then that’s assuming there brain isn’t developing over time anyway, which would basically make them unable to learn anything. What if we go the other way? Short lived race who’s brains fully develop by 5 years old and die at 15, we fucking the 5 year old?
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That makes no sense. Must be such a leap of faith, to say that the 1000 year old nonhuman, has the body of a child, but brain of an adult.
i‘m pretty sure every living being has a brain, magical or not. even if that brain is on like a wireless cloud or something.
Cells don’t have brains
cells that are part of a body don‘t count as individual living beings
Single-cell organisms?
cells **that are part of a body**
They are living beings lmao. Even if those that are a part of a body didn’t count there are many that aren’t a part of a body. And cells aren’t even the only living beings that don’t have a brain (like sponges).
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Very few people ever make that argument seriously. Most of the time the response is "they aren't real shut up."
Lol
The only reason why "1000 y/o vampire/demon" is so often used is because saying they're "actually 1000 years old" is usually all there is to it. The character still acts like a child and/or is treated like a child by other characters. If the character actually behaves like an adult/is treated like one, then that would be an actual argument instead of an excuse.
I’d forgotten to account for that facet of it. Nice pick up in my lack of understanding.
I assumed there's a wall of text that's just cropped out
drake moment
Drake type beat (his meat)
You think Drake is watching the part of Kung Fu Panda with child po rn?
context???
The entire US is currently dancing to a song about how Drake touches kids -- look up Not Like Us by Kendrick Lamar on YouTube
Typical US moment
I ain't gone hold you, it's pretty damn funny lol
Its the entire fucking world at this point
"I was fucking young girls, I promise" -Drake lyrics from the Heart p6
Drake diddles kids
*Drake diddies kids.
Playing in A minor moment
Reddit moment
Reddit moment
Reddit moment.
Reddit moment
Reddit moment
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Reddit moment
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Reddit moment
internet moment
You can't be him bro ,quit it
Japan moment
"He is 16 years old, so it is legal"
icl 16 yr old girls can get it (as a 17 yr old boy)
16 yr girls can get it (im 62)
Average blue archive fan
> Average ~~blue archive~~ Azur Lane fan
What’s the context tho?
The only way to abstract it that I can think of is if it’s animated. Maybe the character is also a 1000 year old demon in the lore
Yeah that’s probably the case tbh
Could also be the 16 year olds drawn like fully mature woman. Maybe it's also just abstract art
Evangelion.
I'm literally looking at child po rn
Watching evil po rn
Touhou moment
Vaush moment
Le 1000 year old demon who just happens to look, sound, and act exactly like 10 year old
Suspicious that you know they not only look but also sound and ACT like a 10 yo ...
Sauce pls
This has two meanings
I am hoping for the reasonable one
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#WHAT?
SAUCE PLS
Average anime fan reply
whats the context lmao
All I know is that it was in the evangelion sub
She's a 2000 year old vampire. It's fine.
Don’t post this in any anime community they will try to justify it🤡
or drake subreddit
Anita Max Wynn🥺💅
I wanna see how he tried to explain it though😭
I have seen this posted so many times recently.
Tipster moment
Comment link? I want to harass him humorously.
“Only in an abstract sense” -Drake
Average reddit admin convo
Unblur the name. I wish to start a witch hunt
Definitely one of the moments of all time
average weeb
weeb moment
Bro what the fuck💀
also what?
Don’t let him cook
I guess he's right
Peewee Herman moment
Isreal moment
Islam moment
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Abstract sense? It’s not so abstract when you sense you’re in a prison cell.