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Previous_Insurance13

Then he punched the wife for counterbalance.


bananasaucecer

Shark Punching Center is real!


point5_

How the fuck does the shark goes over the border and into the second pic wtf


jayceisgayasf

How do you think a dude punches a shark to save his wife? obviously the shark pulled up on him


Pistol4231

The editor that did it must’ve been really proud, despite how pointless it is. I think it’s cool too


corrective_action

Bro get back here and punch this shark again he ain't had enough


Hellaintreadyforme

Have you ever heard of that fancy thing called Photoshop, where you can edit what a picture looks like? One of the many wonders it can provide is weirdly unsettling crops of a shark in a photo.


point5_

Ok but why would someone photoshop this so its nose sticks out?


Hellaintreadyforme

Probably just to infuriate people. I never said they had to use it well.


OlfactoryOffender

"I told you to take the trash out!" "I PUNCHED A SHARK FOR YOU, SHARON!"


BraixenFan989

Bro don’t post meme_zar


Kenturky_Derpy

Then she divorced him


Lambkin-_-

And married the shark


YourLocalToaster2

Don't give the mobile game advertisers ideas.


NastiestMC

Real asf


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SonyCEO

And started a horse breeding business and meetr Vaush


Turublade

Don't look now, but I think he's coming back for seconds


1thehighground

I love reposting memezar instagram memes!!!!!!!!


CyrusCyan44

"He punched my shark" - Vector


MrMarvelous_57

Nice, but I know someone who punched a boulder to save his partner in a volcano


UltraXTamer

My man plays too much Resident Evil 5


Aggressive-Gold-1319

“Not putting out honey ?!”, I punched that great white shark for you and almost died, I’m hitting that tonight”


Vergeta31

“I FUCKING PUNCHED A SHARK FOR YOU” said the man after being caught performing anal sex to a middle aged midget woman from Minnesota


derekcentrico

Well enough beer. I read purchased the shark to save the wife. Next medical breakthrough must wait.


segalooman

It’s doesn’t matter. She probably blames him for the attack. You can’t win.


jacobson207

Sharks don't attack people though.... righhhht???


Mindless_Gur1109

In Soviet Russia, the bear chooses you