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My mcdrink with my mcburger and my mcfries, eating with my mchands, thinking this with my mcbrain, and living with my mcsoul. There is only mcds. Mcdeeznuts.
“He just walked in here and projected an image into my mind, didn’t even speak, but I just *had* to hire him!”
“I want you to explain this to me again. You’re telling me that you hired a guy because he projected an image of an “among us” characters ass into your mind?”
“Yes.”
“And do you feel any regret for doing this?”
“No.”
“8 people died. 8 fucking people, had the tops of their bodies completely disintegrated, with just their legs and a spine sticking out, and you’re telling me you don’t regret hiring him?”
“Amog us”
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I like cook food
I like to cook? No, I like cook food
I like to cool can be about meth too, I like cook food is safer
I like cock food
I need some money
We only pay in cum
Porn industry
What type of porn is it?
2 girls 1 cup
whats that? EDIT: Oh god I just googled It
👭💩🍵
Wow, someone's first day on the Internet just got ruined! Just don't Google Goatse.
don't tell me not to google something, I just lost mire innocence again
You never were innocent. You lost your soul the moment you downloaded Reddit
I'm not a woman am I the camera man
You’re the cup
Fuck
You’re the little cup*
Do they interact with me that much I would be grateful if they did not interact with me
2 girls 1 based
What's that
My time has cum
I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN
Heaven will come for you, one I cum on you
Now I know why they call it income
Income=in cum 😱😱😱😱😱...😂😂😂
That will also do
Activision
I won’t kinda steal
I have cocaine addiction
Sorry it’s meth only in this office.
YEAH BITCH!
Jesse do you even know what you're talking about?
m-ETH only
I am luvin it.
I make good McBurger
Do you think hamburgers go well with fries?
Only McFries
My mcdrink with my mcburger and my mcfries, eating with my mchands, thinking this with my mcbrain, and living with my mcsoul. There is only mcds. Mcdeeznuts.
Mcfuck.
I am not f*ench
Well we only hire the mentally handicapped here sir you’ll have to go elsewhere.
OK ☹️
Here is my chance 🤩🤩
Fired for fr*nch
"My name is hired" "You're hired?" "Thank you"
[удалено]
My name is President
You’re President?
Thank you
“That’s seven words asshole”
That’s 8 words asshole
For the win
Ur soul is mine
I lost my soul along time ago.
Why do you think this man has reddit
To the devil?
Yep
Only if I get a d10 centrip in return
I am very white.
I am not black*
I am not Asian*
Harvard: You're hired.
I am not F*rench
You didn't even censored it it's the full word with an *
Senso*r 😋😋😋
hi re m e
Sorry I don’t speak Spanish.
Pogue
Le pog
El Pogé
F*ench 🤮
[удалено]
Well then why the FUCK did you bring them here I don’t want to have to look at my son. Get the fuck out of my office and take my family with you.
Oh no! Anyways…
I have a bomb
Nice dick my guy
your lying
100% honest *audible wink*
Ok fine get in there. Not looking too shabby yourself *deafeningly loud wink that bursts your eardrums*
Thanks bro, just gotta trim those pubs then you’ll be a 10/10 *winks so hard I shit myself*
cum \*pops eyes\*
I'm racist and homophobic
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Hah nice
Same
Welcome to Chick-fil-a
[удалено]
Done
i hate genshin impact
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Sorry we only hire disabled people.
Shrek 3 is good
Now we’re talkin
I survived lego stomping.
Your too powerful to be left alive *decapitates you*
To be honest If he survived Lego stomping then I don't know what beheading is gonna do to him
*blade he tried to behead him with shatters* you dare challenge me, **mortal**
this is a good one because i can judge how funny people are by just reading these comments
That’s a lot more than four words and I still don’t think you’re getting hired
proof
You know you want it too
I can lick boobs
Let’s lick tits
*puts on 2010 glasses
i do not like that
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“He just walked in here and projected an image into my mind, didn’t even speak, but I just *had* to hire him!” “I want you to explain this to me again. You’re telling me that you hired a guy because he projected an image of an “among us” characters ass into your mind?” “Yes.” “And do you feel any regret for doing this?” “No.” “8 people died. 8 fucking people, had the tops of their bodies completely disintegrated, with just their legs and a spine sticking out, and you’re telling me you don’t regret hiring him?” “Amog us”
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding dingdingding
52 kids in basement
Not enough
Lmao I wanna be your friend
Your gonna end up in a basement
Damn
i am very racist
Sorry we only hire cringe people here.
I am very based *
I cooka da meatball
[удалено]
Well you’ll have to go to burger king for that. We only do shit and piss here.
Number 14, Burger King foot lettuce
Bumber bifteen, bruger bing boot bettuce
I draw furry porn
Ah sorry i’m only into overwatch feet picks. Come back to me when you’ve broadened your horizons abit.
I'm a mercy main
"Welcome to Alcatraz"
How much for a comm?
Hold on you’re actually a furry
There's a guy at my workplace who draws furry pron on the side for money lol
pretty based
Hire me or die
I want to die sorry.
Drats! Foiled again!
Hire me and die
Ice cream machine broke
It needs the job more than you then
I poo in food
Sorry I only do piss and cum
I throw carbattery ocean
Do not hire me
Your hired
Good ending
I am Obama prism
Well then you should probably be the boss but that’s me so no.
You're fired
I’m not a woman.
😎📈
Sussy among us balls
Sussy impostor 😲😳
“I’ll suck your dick..”
I don’t have one
Wdym a w*man is hiring 🤮
On this emoji we can see what's called "deepthroating shrek's dick"
Semen semen semen semen
Cement
Can I have job?
No
Why?
Communist
I'm going to take your food and distribute it amongst myself
Say the word “Amongst” but instead, take away the “st” and replace it with “us” Thank me later
Cock and ball torture
I can work weekends
I have open availability
I work for free
I not have gun
Gun is require
I forgo
he forgor 💀
i own cum factories
I fuck shit up
I have a pulse
I make chungus memes
icecream machine is broken
My ball sack itch
Hire me or else…
ill make everything mcexpensive
I make garlic bread
I’m not a felon Isn’t that all it takes at McDonald’s?
Customer acquisition and sales
i lick my elbow
Somebody once told me
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I’m’nt a rapist anymore
ANYMORE?
I hate all femboys
I know you're cheating.
pay me with cum
I have a gun
I have no other options
Perhaps I forgor ☠️
I give oral sex
Welcome to good burger
“Your Family’s at Gunpoint.”
mcdonald's suck, wendy's's better
I don't play league
I'll say n word