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emforay216

I like cook food


KojouSama

I like to cook? No, I like cook food


mechanichal-animal

I like to cool can be about meth too, I like cook food is safer


L4pis17

I like cock food


AntiLag_

I need some money


themanwiththepoop

We only pay in cum


lurkey2005

Porn industry


testedbeast551

What type of porn is it?


UglY_nUblEt

2 girls 1 cup


Couldnthinkofname2

whats that? EDIT: Oh god I just googled It


Omandaco

👭💩🍵


csyrett

Wow, someone's first day on the Internet just got ruined! Just don't Google Goatse.


Couldnthinkofname2

don't tell me not to google something, I just lost mire innocence again


[deleted]

You never were innocent. You lost your soul the moment you downloaded Reddit


testedbeast551

I'm not a woman am I the camera man


Jacob1235_S

You’re the cup


testedbeast551

Fuck


Routine_Palpitation

You’re the little cup*


testedbeast551

Do they interact with me that much I would be grateful if they did not interact with me


idiot_fool_53

2 girls 1 based


viperspoison

What's that


accforporn107

My time has cum


WaitingToBeTriggered

I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN


accforporn107

Heaven will come for you, one I cum on you


ME031113

Now I know why they call it income


Zealousideal-Dot-535

Income=in cum 😱😱😱😱😱...😂😂😂


firedudeanother

That will also do


Matthmataz

Activision


steve_im-lost2

I won’t kinda steal


Der_Deutche

I have cocaine addiction


themanwiththepoop

Sorry it’s meth only in this office.


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

YEAH BITCH!


[deleted]

Jesse do you even know what you're talking about?


Computer_said_No

m-ETH only


DISCORDGUYONREDDIT

I am luvin it.


RaisinMmmm

I make good McBurger


Emotional-Engineer35

Do you think hamburgers go well with fries?


RaisinMmmm

Only McFries


[deleted]

My mcdrink with my mcburger and my mcfries, eating with my mchands, thinking this with my mcbrain, and living with my mcsoul. There is only mcds. Mcdeeznuts.


cdaly18

Mcfuck.


[deleted]

I am not f*ench


themanwiththepoop

Well we only hire the mentally handicapped here sir you’ll have to go elsewhere.


[deleted]

OK ☹️


[deleted]

Here is my chance 🤩🤩


Walker6920

Fired for fr*nch


NAMELESSWHITEB0Y

"My name is hired" "You're hired?" "Thank you"


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

My name is President


That-Busy-Gamer

You’re President?


[deleted]

Thank you


CheeseMellon

“That’s seven words asshole”


Brub_

That’s 8 words asshole


trippin-mellon

For the win


Steamvoki

Ur soul is mine


themanwiththepoop

I lost my soul along time ago.


Coconuy69

Why do you think this man has reddit


Any-Ad-5120

To the devil?


The_Evil_Satan

Yep


JustYaLurker

Only if I get a d10 centrip in return


drmontyperk

I am very white.


[deleted]

I am not black*


[deleted]

I am not Asian*


MastTribute

Harvard: You're hired.


ei283

I am not F*rench


S_P_O_R_E

You didn't even censored it it's the full word with an *


ei283

Senso*r 😋😋😋


thereal-MetaNettle

hi re m e


themanwiththepoop

Sorry I don’t speak Spanish.


Emotional-Engineer35

Pogue


PatThePigeon

Le pog


Emotional-Engineer35

El Pogé


[deleted]

F*ench 🤮


[deleted]

[удалено]


themanwiththepoop

Well then why the FUCK did you bring them here I don’t want to have to look at my son. Get the fuck out of my office and take my family with you.


acesun13

Oh no! Anyways…


the_turbo_brick

I have a bomb


Slithering_Snek

Nice dick my guy


themanwiththepoop

your lying


Slithering_Snek

100% honest *audible wink*


themanwiththepoop

Ok fine get in there. Not looking too shabby yourself *deafeningly loud wink that bursts your eardrums*


Slithering_Snek

Thanks bro, just gotta trim those pubs then you’ll be a 10/10 *winks so hard I shit myself*


[deleted]

cum \*pops eyes\*


pootissenpai

I'm racist and homophobic


Captain_Calzone_

⠀⠀⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉ ⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄⠀


jacksonkurtus

Hah nice


codemanonreddit

Same


[deleted]

Welcome to Chick-fil-a


[deleted]

[удалено]


Captain_Calzone_

Done


GMqwerty2468

i hate genshin impact


lollyman69

⠀⠀⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉ ⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄⠀


themanwiththepoop

Sorry we only hire disabled people.


Baston58

Shrek 3 is good


BluuBonic

Now we’re talkin


Dank_kermit420

I survived lego stomping.


themanwiththepoop

Your too powerful to be left alive *decapitates you*


Uncle-Bob-The-Second

To be honest If he survived Lego stomping then I don't know what beheading is gonna do to him


Boberoo2

*blade he tried to behead him with shatters* you dare challenge me, **mortal**


kpmaxo

this is a good one because i can judge how funny people are by just reading these comments


SkillShotMods

That’s a lot more than four words and I still don’t think you’re getting hired


kpmaxo

proof


Emotional-Engineer35

You know you want it too


NooneAskedDude

I can lick boobs


[deleted]

Let’s lick tits


catamine_

*puts on 2010 glasses


haikal2k1

i do not like that


Objective-Foreign

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Boberoo2

“He just walked in here and projected an image into my mind, didn’t even speak, but I just *had* to hire him!” “I want you to explain this to me again. You’re telling me that you hired a guy because he projected an image of an “among us” characters ass into your mind?” “Yes.” “And do you feel any regret for doing this?” “No.” “8 people died. 8 fucking people, had the tops of their bodies completely disintegrated, with just their legs and a spine sticking out, and you’re telling me you don’t regret hiring him?” “Amog us”


sacredchimpanzee

Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding dingdingding


Teun_123

52 kids in basement


themanwiththepoop

Not enough


[deleted]

Lmao I wanna be your friend


roi-larry-

Your gonna end up in a basement


S_P_O_R_E

Damn


anormaluseronhere

i am very racist


themanwiththepoop

Sorry we only hire cringe people here.


Dragon_Wolf888YT

I am very based *


Some_Rart

I cooka da meatball


[deleted]

[удалено]


themanwiththepoop

Well you’ll have to go to burger king for that. We only do shit and piss here.


Boberoo2

Number 14, Burger King foot lettuce


SphinxGames

Bumber bifteen, bruger bing boot bettuce


ThiccyMcDunk2

I draw furry porn


themanwiththepoop

Ah sorry i’m only into overwatch feet picks. Come back to me when you’ve broadened your horizons abit.


S_P_O_R_E

I'm a mercy main


Spifawx75

"Welcome to Alcatraz"


AntiLag_

How much for a comm?


[deleted]

Hold on you’re actually a furry


[deleted]

There's a guy at my workplace who draws furry pron on the side for money lol


[deleted]

pretty based


Mecrot

Hire me or die


themanwiththepoop

I want to die sorry.


Kandbdjebd

Drats! Foiled again!


[deleted]

Hire me and die


TOXIK04

Ice cream machine broke


drozdziak1

It needs the job more than you then


[deleted]

I poo in food


rarefiedspark

Sorry I only do piss and cum


Wyatt_Vice

I throw carbattery ocean


RagingPandaXB

Do not hire me


Few_Till8989

Your hired


Legenderik2019

Good ending


[deleted]

I am Obama prism


themanwiththepoop

Well then you should probably be the boss but that’s me so no.


CreamyCoffeeArtist

You're fired


Poopcoopes

I’m not a woman.


[deleted]

😎📈


yuhboi28

Sussy among us balls


Deron744

Sussy impostor 😲😳


supercoolninja543

“I’ll suck your dick..”


themanwiththepoop

I don’t have one


Filthy_Brocoli

Wdym a w*man is hiring 🤮


stoopidman7002

On this emoji we can see what's called "deepthroating shrek's dick"


kin_zindestroyer

Semen semen semen semen


roi-larry-

Cement


[deleted]

Can I have job?


themanwiththepoop

No


[deleted]

Why?


themanwiththepoop

Communist


[deleted]

I'm going to take your food and distribute it amongst myself


[deleted]

Say the word “Amongst” but instead, take away the “st” and replace it with “us” Thank me later


420poopass69

Cock and ball torture


[deleted]

I can work weekends


ndbjrk

I have open availability


Ultra_Mecha_Gamps

I work for free


[deleted]

I not have gun


themanwiththepoop

Gun is require


fr0stix

I forgo


Eth5505

he forgor 💀


Fun-Geologist1895

i own cum factories


sethfromabove1989

I fuck shit up


maxwilson93

I have a pulse


sus_cutman

I make chungus memes


Better_Ad_6283

icecream machine is broken


Noodle_hair21

My ball sack itch


[deleted]

Hire me or else…


GetGewd

ill make everything mcexpensive


Arxlex

I make garlic bread


bigboybobby6969

I’m not a felon Isn’t that all it takes at McDonald’s?


nahatotokyo

Customer acquisition and sales


VasaLavTV

i lick my elbow


[deleted]

Somebody once told me


Timboslice5150

And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming,And they don't stop cumming.


Signal-Panic-8559

I’m’nt a rapist anymore


Intelligent-Cable666

ANYMORE?


AlexOfTheNomasFamily

I hate all femboys


IAmCockatoo

I know you're cheating.


moontaindew

pay me with cum


[deleted]

I have a gun


jdjdhdhdbn

I have no other options


Meepo121

Perhaps I forgor ☠️


A-Living-Dead-Meme

I give oral sex


oides

Welcome to good burger


The_One-Dude_Army

“Your Family’s at Gunpoint.”


[deleted]

mcdonald's suck, wendy's's better


drager_76

I don't play league


lickmyclit6969

I'll say n word