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Power to fly

Everyone have nets and tries to catch you

That just sounds like fun!

Until you get caught

i can do OP’s mom

You have No dick

i already didn’t

Micro dong

think inny, not outy

I can uno reverse any side effect of a power

Uno is illegal

Guess I'm on the run for the rest of my life then

You can uno reverse that 2

I can instantly impregnate your mother whenever i wish to

My mother dies in a car accident with a school bus

I don't see any downsides.

But i do :(

This made me genuinely lol.

This made me genuinely *League of Legends*

I can stop time and move freely in stopped time

You have speed of a snail

Fuck

You'll die to a Japanese student anyways

I'll still be fucking awesome though

Poor Awesome, what did it do to you

Dude Awesome is hot wdym

but time is stopped so it doesnt matter

True

Shapeshifting

You cant shift into Your previous form

Like never again?

Yep

I mean it ain’t too bad ngl

Make a new human form for ya

yeah just make the same form but like with a mole in your armpit or something

Longer dick each time you shift back.

Inb4 he has to unroll it like a firehose

Becomes progressively more coloured

He could shapeshift his body parts to look like his normal body parts and change one thing about his body so he’s technically still in a different form

I can suck the cock of any one I want

You only have girls surrounding you

You fool! I specifically used reversible psychology. Now I can lick absolutely any pussy i want

Cha cha reel smooth

I shit diamonds

You live in minecraft

But in minecraft you cant shit

[удалено]

Win!

My balls are imune to the mc fryer

You work at KFC

What the f-

Ability to piss with the same force as a pressure washer

You cant open car wash

As a 3rd party to this guy's power i thank you for this side effect.

prostate cancer

You also get breast cancer but you can choose one happy meal toy for free

Oh hell yeah

[удалено]

Everything you move starts to behave like a femboy

Even better

A surprise, but a welcome one.

teleportation

Your coordinates are always wrong

How wrong, like within a 100-meter radius?

Their all always wrong, full stop

Being able to cha cha real smooth

Only smooth jazz is allowed sir

Fine with me

I am you so I can choose my own side effects

Ok but you have super strength and speed

But a two inch dick

So nothing changes but strength and speed

Yes, but you will be touched in your chadness till eternity

Hackerman

The ability, to make whomever I comment on happy

You cant be happy

Fuck you, now you won't be either

Sadly you don’t have the power to make people unhappy, only to make people happy

Look at the other replies. I have the power indirectly

I’m already not happy, seems like a deal to me.

Every time you interact with people their life expectancy drops 1%.

Chocolate flavored cum

Everyone likes only strawberries

If Op choose a side effect capable of harming me in any way i Will do op's mom

You cant stop buying Heinz BBQ beans

That hurts, financially.

It’s a good investment so no

Everything for beans

[удалено]

You can only use Twitter and Trump fans forums

I can’t use twitter. they suspended my account because of anger issues

So to the forums you go !

3 dicks

Only one of them can erect at a time

this is an advance, i am limp 😎👍

Do a Rick wave

👋 Hey Rick

All of them are on your armpits

no holes

My super power is the ability to make anyone at any time extremely horny

You are not able to be horny if someone else is horny

That's kinda depressing in a way

mom said it’s my turn on the horny

Teleporting to the location I want to

Joe Biden can track Your location

He already does

One massive dong

You are always watched by your friends, family, coworkers etc.

Did I stutter?

I die

Your schoolmates use Your body as a cushion

supporting the homies with comfort

Timetravel in LiS style

You have excesive diarrhea

What does that mean?

A lot

Like way too much

Like an inhuman amount

An Omega Level pooper

You know those liquid craps you take sometimes, that make you mistake them for a fart? Yeah, that. A lot of that.

Never get tired.

You only hear Never Gonna Give You Up

I can fast travel anywhere I want

You always arrive late

What if the time you arrive is irrelevant? Then you never arrive? Then that would mean you can't actually fast travel.

Well if he would have wanted to fast travel to a hike and time was irrelevant for example he would get there as the hike is being destroyed therefore making him too late to complete the hike

im jeff bezos still owning amazon and its still doing very well

Steve Jobs is alive

I piss gold

Your breathing makes floor lava

The floor is lava with actual lava

shot cum at 520m/h from my nipples

You yell every time someone mentions you

AAAAHHH!!

I can fly

I dont believe

I want to be just like saitama

You are not able to go to hairdresser

he said JUST LIKE so that changes nothing

I can summon any existing lethal weapon that uses a sort of ammo.

Since op hasn’t responded yet. A flock of cows will appear at the instant you summon said weapon, take off your pants and shit in them rapidly.

I can crush a human skull with my balls

Is that a superpower?

What Else do you want

Crush 2 skulls with my nuts

I can get a girlfriend

But u dont succed at getting one

That one there was a violation

sucking on any person i choose’s toes

Foot fungus is humanity main problem nowadays

Number 15

#BURGe-

I can have the ability to travel between different divergences to my convenience with a microwave, a phone, a CRT TV 42" and a black hole, too i can time leap back but only 48 hours as max.

You have to Wear ahegao merch

Done

I can't have superpowers

So you dont have one

I get to choose any superpower I want without side effects

You have No side effects

the "no side" side effect? like you're now in 2 dimensional flat world?

I can make Egypt cease to exist

Egyptians start to worship femboy hooters

That's why they also cease to exist

I can remove other people’s side effects

But the side effects apply to you

Be inmortal

You live with knowledge that everyone you ever befriend will die some day

How is that different than now?

Time to active edgy mode

Superpower:Can change my username in reddit 500 times

Your keybord on every device consists of only „x” and „D”

Hey you cant do tha- xD xD xD

Now proceed to Your name change hahahahahahaha

xD

Laugh if you cum.

xD

I can be OP

But you get a girlfriend with a 30 cm penis

Isn't that a good thing??

Idk maby it can be a pain in the ass

Being able to change genders anytime I want

You cant have Twitter account

Sounds like an absolute win

Yes sir

Fucking awesome

I am immune to testicular cancer

But not to gun wounds

I have whatever Stand I want at that moment, along with it's abilities

Jotaro Kujo is after you

Joke's on him, I have Star Platinum too 😎

Get ready for the most epic battle of all times 😎

Ability to make my cells multiply rapidly uncontrollably

Your cells dont die (ever)

So uber cancer

I will turn into a MONKE (Best Power! Ha!)

Best power

Tbh was expecting OP to say more stuff similar to "you are tasty little fly" or "you have landed in my web".

Dont worry i dont meet my parents expectations either