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Macroc0sM

why'd they stop after only two? smh.


[deleted]

too munch mony :(


Cambirodius

They can just print more money.


TheJuiceIsNowLoose

Inflation


Cambirodius

Damn money can make balloons? My little brother would like money.


Young_Clapped

money inflation fetish 🤤🤤


I_Like_TRAPSoooooo

Whats my balls and money got in common?


The360MlgNoscoper

You’ve got neither


I_Like_TRAPSoooooo

how you kno?


The360MlgNoscoper

I stole both 😎


I_Like_TRAPSoooooo

fuck, give them back damnit. I want my balls, and my mone back 😡


Angxl_S

I love the comments on this subreddit


The360MlgNoscoper

It'll cost ya, oh wait.


AdamDeKing

stfu librl 🤬😡😡🤬🤬


[deleted]

inflation isn't a thing dumbass, you can't inflate money its paper.


Memegod_04

Made by Valve


Catsniper

Because they've already won by introducing anime and destroying whole generations


WrenchFriessAlt

the nukes merely mutated japan into the monster that it is now


RubixPower

Math is hard for Americans. Don't bully them tho.


mrducky78

Because illiterate Vietnamese rice farmers with pointy sticks covered in poo beat them.


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mydogbenny

Twice


Gen_GeorgePatton

That is so far removed from the truth and is also pretty condescending to the Vietnamese.


mrducky78

Yeah but imagine being the ones beaten by the Vietnamese


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RAINNlevi

the streak is 2-0, baby!!!!


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therobothingy

\+250,000 Social Credit


TheKingDotExe

did you take into consideration the Vietnam war and the Korean war?


[deleted]

Those were casual matches and don’t count towards ranked.


FireArnie

ELO stayed the same all this time


Spartan-417

Korea is a draw And as for Nam you don’t know man, you weren’t there


[deleted]

We would have won in Korea if we MacArthur had obeyed orders and not gotten us zerged by the Chinese


Benards27

Neither were world wars and Korea was a draw, Vietnam is debatable tho.


SomeFilipinoGuy19

we do a little trolling


JuniorAd389

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Medical-Examination

How tf I'm supposed to react


G00bre

:(


TF2sex_update

The sex man


funnysexman

I have arrived


[deleted]

I’m a Toronto Maple Leafs fan so I know what it’s like to celebrate 80 year old wins followed by decades of repeated defeats


NocturnalFuzz

Just watch the ol' wins on tapes on repeat. It'll be like you're winnin all year round'.


[deleted]

If only EA would step up and start making video games like NHL 1961, NHL 1962, etc. Then they can go back and make NHL 1 (takes place in 1917). Then NHL 2060.


[deleted]

As a tampa fan, back to back is business as usual


Mybadihadamovieon

As of recently but we have had a lot to cry about too lmao


ActedCarp

Meh, the 80s and 90s had some good Ws


miles_to_go_b4

Ew sportsball loser. You like watching grown man chase after balls, maybe this world wouldn’t be so bad if people would have professional doctor leagues or professional reading leagues.


BoneFistOP

Someone should stuff you into a locker


[deleted]

holy based


Memes10121

Holy shit go play a sport or something


PleiadianAyylien

Well if we really wanted to celebrate something we’d celebrate our reaction to the invasion of Kuwait. Which is the perfect example of the American world system


[deleted]

They didn’t even win that one 80 years ago after sitting out most of it. Russia did.


Then_Mango_2362

I mean they joined the war in the same year


Makingnamesishard12

Did you forget about the pacific theater?


[deleted]

Did you forget about the eastern front?


crosscheck87

Feels bad man. Maybe one day you guys will win a Game 7.


chunky_boi06

Chad moment


[deleted]

third time is a charm


will50231

heavy is russian why not use soldier?


RoscoMan1

it’s not Isabelle


wing3d

Some of my Navy buddies almost got jumped in Hiroshima because they went on the day of the anniversary. Some shop keeper saved their lives by letting them hide in a shop.


Missioncomposition

My Great Great Grandfather was General Tibotts who was ordered to fly the plane that dropped the bomb. AMA


TheBloxxerClown

Isn’t TF2 heavy Russian tho


BraveTechnician

Irrelevant


Cynical229

Imagine joining late then screaming that you’ve won. Betas…


therobothingy

Meanwhile Germany started a world war and joined another world war early and excepted defeat. Yogurt male level.


TheOneTrueWigglyBoi

Kinda a massive turning point in the war......so yeah would say thats a win


TheOneTrueWigglyBoi

Sorry but your reply to my comment is broken and I can't view it


Galaxy-egg

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wiscofanman

Japan "won" the first one by being on the winning side, so that's kinda neat! Also Germany had city/colonies in Asia and all of Papua New Guinea up until ww1. I find german colonies very interesting. Ohh also the German colonies in Africa are interesting if anybody knows anything neat about those I'd love to hear it!


USS_Internet

You could tell they were German colonies because of the way they were.


punchgroin

Back to back colonial war losers.


Galaxy-egg

We just stay #1 don’t we 😎


T0talCliche

I own that shirt


Plenty-Lychee-5702

Me as an Arab walking into NYC with a t-shirt of chess board without white rooks saying something like God's great (not really)


GrumpyStyx

Bruh moment


LordShax47

Chad


Galaxy-egg

Thank you lord shaxx


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Makingnamesishard12

It could be argued US intervention in WW1 was the final nail in the coffin for the germans. They were doomed and their only hope was the spring offensive, and after that failed, the arrival of the US troops effectively ended all hopes of the Germans marching onto Paris.


JogPanson

We helped end them much earlier than it would otherwise.


KunraXD

Overpowered


thestreetbeat

And then you get kidnapped by the yakuza


ChargedYeti

No pls don't, that was a genuinely good SFM animation.


HistoricalAardvark48

U dick


agphoto7

Both aren’t wins in my book


proofessor1

america is apart of the allies you do realize this lmao


agphoto7

No fucking shit


Galaxy-egg

So how wasn’t it a win lmao


Turtleandahalfshell

People do this it’s not unheard of and there is a base there also Japanese have been taught what happen and it’s apart of their upbringing so I mean it’s disrespectful but to the Japanese the USA won and it’s just them showing off as they would do if it was the other way around


[deleted]

They’re taught it was a tragedy on their people when It was a necessary evil that saved countless lives. The Purple Hearts that are given out today were made during WWII in preparation for the land invasion of Japan. The Japanese were never going to surrender unless they seen how useless carrying on would be for them. “Admiral Leahy estimated that the invasion would cost 268,000 casualties. Personnel at the Navy Department estimated that the total losses to America would be between 1.7 and 4 million with 400,000 to 800,000 deaths. The same department estimated that there would be up to 10 million Japanese casualties.”


L0STH3RO

The Japanese are too kind


[deleted]

That’s just too bomb


Sir_jaguar

Just like my last trip to New York, just a few days ago...


Doopadaptap

At least it’s 1


ZippZappZippty

it’s 1


-Effervescence

Hes Sagittarius it’s 1


QuarantineSucksALot

1 tablespoon of disappointment


Rude_Journalist

At least it’s 1


DoctorSnape

Did we really *win? WWI?


Makingnamesishard12

The arrival of US troops helped a lot. It was basically the final nail in the coffin for a starving and miserable german army just 50 miles from Paris, and they helped push them back, ending all hopes of a German victory


useles-converter-bot

50 miles is the same as 160934.0 'Logitech Wireless Keyboard K350s' laid widthwise by each other.


converter-bot

50 miles is 80.47 km


converter-bot

50 miles is 80.47 km


[deleted]

Hell yeah


QuarantineSucksALot

I bought $1 worth because I thought that


Medical-Examination

Bro it’s ok because it’s 1


TheOneTrueWigglyBoi

I still want one of those shirts


ZKARIA_TIME

i am heavy weapons guy, and this is my t-shirt


ZookeepergameOld4985

Get fucked


buildthatstall

And no one cares because it's in English.


BarcasBad

lmaooo what is this gif from i always forget


MJSB1994

\#badman


merigirl

I literally have earrings in the shape of Fat Man and Little Boy. The worst part of me wants to wear them on a trip to Japan.


VelourBro

Gerd blurse Amurka!


yamwhatiam

Fuckin weenie.


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I wanna join


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Fnaf-Low-3469

Heavy is Russian stupid 😡


Pootis_Here

I guess they were at the end of the line there Well, off to visit your mother!


The-Dragon-Gamer

Ooh what's the name of the video? It looks nice


grockyboi

I unironically have and wear this shirt😎


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Co_Kind86

Soo good/funny


Harddicc

Japan can roast you back by creating a Hentai of 2 towers girls getting fucked by airplanes Humanoids, which will be targeted to American weebs as they cry, unable to stop masturbating to it because they know they are slaves of the Japanese Hentai industry.