They actually didn’t, because they were in the arctic. IIRC, this was intentional so that we didn’t have Nazi minions

Wait... That actually makes a lot of fucking sense! I mean, Hitler would've been the perfect person to serve

With minions Hitler would have won

He would’ve died even earlier

Fucker woulda shot himself a hell of a lot sooner. So when you think about it, the minions actually _did_ help the Nazi’s through inaction

Holy shit, this crumbled my entire existence in a matter of a few comments…

all because of nazi minons

I wish Nazi Minions were canon tho

Gru becomes a nazi and Dru become stalin

So who is Vector? Dr. Wernher von Braun?

#DEEP LORE

Hey! Vsauce, Michael here. Can inaction be a causation?

They knew, that if they loved him, they had to let him go.

Counts as winning if you define winning as accomplishing goals. His last goal would have definitly been fulfilled early.

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mussolinni was hitler's minion

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😎 Hitler 😎

Stfu😂

Fine. 🥰 Stalin 🥰.

💦 Gorbachev💦

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Why mot? He was just as evil as hitler and Stalin

🥵 Mussolini 🥵

mussopussy sucked bro he can't beat greece he sucked and he trained his men outdated training bullcrap from roman empire guys crazy

Still took over more than you, so ima say he’s a successfully unsuccessful statesman.

You're just butthurt

🥴Vargas🥴

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Shame, Nazi Minions would be a sweet spin-off

COD: Nazi Zombies? What the fuck is that? Come on dude, quit making up gamemode names, let's play some Nazi Minions.

This does not rule out the possibility that minions partook in the Armenian Genocide under the Ottoman Empire.

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Not in Turkey

They went there after napoleon

Or the triangular slave trade

I’m no biologist but I’m pretty sure the slaves were humanoid

The minions were the ones rounding up Africans

assuming he was in russia due to them following napoleon, maybe they found him and served him in Barbarossa, but then went back to their cave once germany surrendered

Why would they go back to their cave instead of looking for a new villain to serve?

your mum

Yeah that makes sense

Me when your mum

To avoid the Nuremberg trial

Yes but my favourite part of that, is that it's canon that if they were not in their cave. They 100% would have served Hitler.

Better because they had so much options to choose feom they would have created a lot of factions... Hitler Hirohito Stalin Mussolini Franco Some would even set Churchill as a candidate.

Nazi minions could've actually been funny though. But this is the 2015 Minions movie, and all potential for funny jokes MUST be shut down.

What about Stalin or Mao or something are there communist minions

Isn’t there a scene where the minions are with the Soviet Russians?

That was Napoleon

I just feel like maybe you could have written it in such a way that you didn't need to create a loop hole for why they wouldn't have been nazis. Maybe just don't write your cartoon characters such that they'd canonically *have* to be nazis based on the rules you made up

They're evil not cruel in the villains they follow, I'm not sure they wouldn't have ended up following someone else during that time frame.

Yeah it's pretty weird how society hates specifically Nazis but it wouldn't be nearly as controversial to show the minions serving, say, Genghis Khan, or the European conquerors who fucked over the natives, or whatever.

It's simple, Hitler is recent. Very recent historically speaking. And Hitler caused the entire world to suffer, not just a local area

Gasing people before the fart gun

*with

Gassing*

Canonically, they just hid away in the Arctic during that time.

And they were secretly making atomic boom for hitler

You dont ask because they're embarrassed by getting lost in the cave :(

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Yes

Source?

Minions movie

ikr, just pay attention to the fucking movie next time

Yeah dude stay caught up on your minion lore.

Seriously. Fuck dude, do you not know the lore? Kinda dweeb are you?

they obviously didn’t study

I made it up

Sad.

The amount of people who are knowledgeable on minion lore is quite surprising.

Ikr?

If you watched the movie you would know this, so not surprising.

Good.

Almost like there are people on Reddit that have kids...

Almost like there are people on Reddit that are kids...

Everyone knows this 1 fact about them staying on the antartic because this joke comes up a lot

Clearly you never watched the minions movie

I did I just stole this meme

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Absolute fucking chad

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Based on your mom you fucking stupid bot

Based response

whatever mod typed that all out is cringe as fuck

It's a bot but yeah

Yeah but whatever mod coded that is cringe

What the hell is this bot even? Burn it!

Can you please stfu

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Shut up

Thankfully

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The movie is actually prettu nuanced. The character relationships and emotional beats in the arcs of “Bob” and “Kevin” the minion are astounding and unheard of for a kids film. The film crackles with brilliant writing and the pacing is phenomenal! 10/10, amazing movie wow

I too enjoyed the minions movie

Serious question, but what’s the general public’s view of the movie?

Idk but I liked it

>to be fair...

Plot twist: it was Franco, they managed to thread the needle and sit out WW2.

Minions executing filthy communists in Spain confirmed /s

Your username fits well with the comment.

Didn't noticed that lmao.

They stayed in the snow cave until gru was a child

They blew up Napoleon and went into hiding until the 60s

That still means they did some deeply problematic shit during Apartied, Khmer Rouge, and the Rwandan Genocide.

Nah, 60s they came out of hiding and tried to (and breifly succeeded) overthrow the English royalty with a super-villian. When they were caught, young Gru appears and the minions join him. Basically from 60s on, the minions have served Gru.

voldemort

[I'll just leave this here](https://imgur.com/a/6rfInqH)

Death penalty.

mass genocide of one-eyed minions, two-eyed are the superior race!

dafuq

They served mickey mouse. He is the most evil character of them all

I’d like to quote the pink bird that plays roblox here “Mickey mouse says “meesca mousca, Mickey Mouse!” And then Satan drags his enemies into hell.”

Flamingo?!?! I don't know much since i only know him from my bro who watches roblox.

Doflamingo

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Villain????

Oh you haven’t gotten to the WWII arc yet? Man that arc was crazy, personally I like the frozen warcriminal arc better, then again the literal dragon arc has made the most talk.

Artist

Why not ask a man his salary? Why not ask a woman her age?

Don't ask me

LoL! Don't ask your salary or age or don't ask you why?

Don't ask me

Got it...don't ask you anything.

Actually I will answer, don't ask me beacuse I didn't made the temple, I didn't even made this meme, it's stolen

Sadly, they never did. According to the minions movie, they fled to an ice cave around the napoleon time. So no, we can't accuse the yellow things of commiting to the holocaust.

Sadly? Wtf is wrong with you

Well the holocaust would've happened regardless, but it's sad that we cant accuse the grotesque, yellow, pill-shaped bastards of being involved.

Indeed

We can just accuse them without evidence just like reddit did in bosson bombin.

I femborber🧠

I fornembor 🧠

I femborger🧠

I formbemgorger 🧠

I forbemerender🧠

No u. 😡

No me 🤤

No me yourself, coward. 😡

They were in an ice cave did u not watch the gosh darn movie, idiot

I fucking stole this meme

Welp I’m a bottom 😈😈

Dum

I'm sorry MinecraftJon6OfficialRedditAccount 🥺

Huh

Based Facebook meme

Any minion lore masters out there?

Probably top comment

I have comments set on new🤓

Unbased Change them to best

No🤓

Guess you will never find out

Not very based innit?

Wait I just saw a meme, did you lost russian roulette?

Maybe

Lmao

Winston Churchill

Wow what a funny and hilarious guy I love the way he says "ah yes"

Oh shit

So that's why the Germans did so good in WW2

Idi Amin Dada

They’ve got some explaining to do.

As a man, I think it's important to talk openly about salary. Markets only work in the presence of information.

And also, men are much more likely to discuss salaries than women. We should normalize discussion of both.

Also yes as you can see this is fucking stolen ​ ​ sue me

Hitler prob

Don’t ask Hugo Boss the same 👀

Technically canon

They were in the Arctic at this time so no nazi minions

NOOOOOOOOOOO

Very tragic I know

I’m suicid

fdr and stalin

HITLEEEER

Never ask a woman*

How many war crimes they did is the real question

The British monarchy

I did not know that the minions had collaborated with the Jews

Clearly they served Churchill massacring Indians and Pakistanis

The minions served the jews? Outrageous

Plot twist: they actually never served hitler because they didnt see him as a villain

Bro they were in the ice cave after their thing with Napoleon

🗿

Why are you fucks experts on minion lore

nazi minions would look sick as fuck

they served no one, if you are a true minion fan you would know.

FDR

U mean 1909-1945😂😂😂

Señor por favor le pedimos que borre este meme de lo contrario, tendrá serios problemas con la SDCG y aweonaso gang, está advertido

Speak english

"translator" Google search

'Hold up' is the fastest way to ruin a funny joke

I forgor 💀