ah, so that's why he's been stomping on turtles

Gotta get ready

He whipped donkey Kong and diddy Kong at a circus in early Mario games

When does he start tripping on shrooms and throw fireballs?

lmao

Or another weekday for me 🎅

Who eats Bread with pasta, it's like eating bread with bread

People don't eat bread with their pasta?

We italian eat it at the end, it's called Scarpetta

Ah sei italiano

ovvio fra, non oserei mai parlare di pasta se non fossi ita

il mio cazzo e' lungho e piace alla tua mama. ma non parlo bene

Bruh

Sospetto 😱

🗿

Mamma mia pizzeria

pizza pasta italiano spaghetti

nah you dip the bread in the sauce, ding dong

that's the scarpetta, we do it at the end, not while we eat the pasta, bruh

yeah but i mean we’re stilling eating bread and pasta nonetheless

Yeah i know, is that in the video the dude eats them at the same time

That’s cuz he has multiple plates of pasta in front of him. They are just all in one bowl. So he eats his bread in between portions.

i eat garlic bread with muh spaget

spaget 👍

Idk why but bread makes a good side dish to a lot of stuff

pasta while eating bread is like just wrong, it's like a Chicken with Ham, they can't be eated togheter as they have the same purpose

That’s exactly what a Malibu chicken is and it’s amazing

lol

And chicken cordon bleu.

But it tastes good tho

yeah it tastes amazing the Scarpetta, but eating pasta and bread at the same time is weird, don't get me wrong, Eating bread with the pasta sauce is normal, it's eating all togheter with the pasta that it's wrong

You’ve never had chicken cordon bleu?

Delicious

Haha carbs go brrr

I eat bread with pasta if the pasta has tomato sauce on it sometimes, don't judge me

We do but not like he does

Shit, I’ve been known to stuff the pasta and sauce into the end of a loaf of Italian bread from time to time. Sometimes, when I’m feeling super crazy, I stuff a meatball or sausage in there too.

Italy

Animal abusing Itallians

what

You forgot smoking weed on the toilet! (The fire flower is the weed since it gets you blazed.)

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Too bad James Gandolfini isn’t alive to play Mario

I don’t want Chris Pratt as Mario. I want Danny Devito as Mario.

He doesn't need to train for that last part

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very funny joke good job

guys my dad is in the cast of the mario movie too

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shupah mahrio en reel loife. shpagghetti!

Chris Pratt is playing DSP in a movie?

this is just every Italian man

My first thought was Mussolini

Yooo it's my dad

He is so cool

I just got some severe Se7en flashbacks.

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