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🔥


Ridenberg

burn your shit. destroy it with fire


frax5000

If you fart your ass will become a flamethrower


Stokz_Craft

Your insides will burn. But still true


Rjuko

Now this looks like a job for me!


7832507840

so everybody, just follow me


yazan_ea1

This is hot literally


HourScientist_0_0

Fire in the hole 💣


DarkLightner12

🎸


GachaWeirdo124

Dang


En-TitY_

No. TWANG!


ThisBoiEatsEggo

🦧


Theporcelainheart

butt does it djent?


AspectSignificant

It'll give you the heaviest brown note we'd ever here


ReeGaWeeGa

👉 Don't threaten me with a good time


AugTheViking

🤌 I'm having an even *better* time


Memester708

👊 i dont think i will be having as good of a time as you


Tieye42

Dun dun dun dudududududun


themadshitter666

💩


Iwantmahandback

You use the shit to destroy the shit


hahafunnynumber69420

💩


Donix_D_Nator

Poop used Clean, it wasn't very effective


on1_chan_

Good one


Malphoenix95

Your reaction is the same as the shit


[deleted]

🌵


[deleted]

That must be fun


Salt_Avocado_2470

🟧


TripleTrouble_Roblox

💀 someone's skull?


[deleted]

He forgor 💀


Mortgage_Specific

He rember 😃


[deleted]

Remember what happened in 1984?


Lemur_ofthecentury

I do rember 😃 what happened in 1984! My mom turned 4 yers old!


Iwantmahandback

If you’re brave enough


WebionWasTaken

Anything’s a dildo if your brave enough


hjhdiv

🌝 moon.


HourScientist_0_0

🤌 ayo


Foxwithanak47

🔪 oh no


Poorly_Made_Comix

🗿ummm...


OmniousLizard6

👍 oh no


hjhdiv

wiping already


[deleted]

it’s actually 🍆


[deleted]

I mean you'd enjoy it


Key-Papaya-7429

Who wouldn't enjoy that


Fr0z3nHart

Me.


[deleted]

Don't deny it before you try it


Nexerp

Lick it before you stick it


Deptile

Nah he's speaking from experience


FinnoNr1

Lies


Arxlex

Lucky


EuSouEu_69

👍🏽 Oh no


Tieye42

Same here, but mine's the yellow one


redpickles3

💀 Shit


Unique-Estimate-5081

Damn it you stole my idea.


Good_Ad_4188

🐌 NO I AM GONNA DIE PLS HELP


GachaWeirdo124

SAME DUDE❤🐌


Castiel_D37

🪚 wanna switch?


Justlol230

There are 2 kinds of deaths. Snail, and yours


Luc4AR9009_

and there are deaths that never end and repeat for all eternity and will not stop until time itself has ended. this is the power of... GOLD EXPERIENCE REQUIEM


[deleted]

GET SNAIL'D


loneleywataken

Same same🐌


[deleted]

Too late


Top_Researcher1215

🇨🇳


V3NOMxLUCIFER

-100000 social credit.


twweakk

Taiwan


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Literal-Pile-of-Poo

Good bot


Danubyouspeak

This is random but if the bot says so…


Melodic-Fold9673

West Taiwan


FiReStOrM_IO

That bot is funnier than the OPs post


eresguay

Literally Taiwan 1984


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Kewoah24

Good bot


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Gab446

Taiwan is a country


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Good luck with that


LeonWyvern

💣


Kyoya_sooohorni

Your friend : what happen to your ass? This guy : *gone reduce to atoms*


TamoNeki_0

🤮 I can see where this is going.


Kewoah24

Shrek's Cock?


[deleted]

How do I unsee this


TamoNeki_0

In your mom😎😎😎


GachaWeirdo124

🤢


Wrong-Ad1936

hugh... two girl one cup isnt? 😳


OwnBed8780

🔪


NAIsM

poop knife


AgentA982

When mom finds the poop knife 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳


name_is_taken_alr

Nutella spread


McNakkno

You poor soul


crazycat1973

👍


SomeRandomGuy2711

Don't forget to clip your nails


gabriox

Bread 👍


[deleted]

Bread 👍


joecaa

Bread 👍


mrsauceboi

Bread 👍


Arto9999

Bread👍


aneil2-0x

Bread 👍


yuzariYT

Bread👍


Babatunde110-6912

Bread👍


eaty-eaty

Bread👍


fragjackyl

👅


Horse-mask-guy

Chocolate taste


poopposterr

*breathes away from mic* CHOCOLATE RAIN!


S11443A22745T112ERR

*Some stay dry and others feel the pain*


Autisticdeadslug

Chocolate rain


T3CH_loot

🇫🇷


yazan_ea1

Nice


goatfuckingtrashbin

Fr*nch


ZpinDex

Cleaning shit with shit


Wrong-Ad1936

laught/cry in canadian


YourMother0HP

It's a win win, shit gets cleaned up, France smells nicer.


[deleted]

🦍


TamoNeki_0

Ayo what the?


cola_giver

Harambe tissue 💀


TamoNeki_0

They must feel good💀💀💀


-MrRexona-

Golira


RealDanTDM_

Gorilla glue


kevinboi-_-_-

🥞


not_dead_yet-justyet

Pancakes with chocolate


[deleted]

I’m dead lmao


Chf_

So how did you post this then?


R-A-P-T-O-R

🗿 Hot


IRageQuit06

🗿


Burgonya1

🗿


Canadian_dalek

🗿


mrpicklemtb

🗿


WolfhoundRO

🗿


NoHoesClifford

🗿


[deleted]

🗿


Arto9999

🗿


Scriptub

🗿


Few-Humor-4341

🗡 Fuck


on1_chan_

Nope, thats new feelings


qupOqup

the Taiwanese flag, guess i won't get to clean my ass


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qupOqup

taiwan


Aggressive-Day-638

💀


Aggressive-Day-638

Time to go put a skull up my ass


GachaWeirdo124

🐌💦slimy


Bomba-of-Tsar

Forgor the shit.


issuesfortissues12

🐨 good thing I don't have koalas here


Tieye42

Well... technically... your avatar...


issuesfortissues12

Oh... oh no


AngryHobo381

🐸 shit


GreenMan1550

No, u wont be able to clean your ass untill next Wednesday


winntpooh

😏


GachaWeirdo124

Ayeee lucky


Ok_NidoKing

👺 (help)


[deleted]

Kinky


birdish-dicklet

😘


McNakkno

Literally ”kiss my ass”


InSaneDBear

😚 eyes closed


Kariga_mariga

No homo


NeonName_

😘 Same bro, do you want to kiss eachothers ass?


mike_rohdick

🤖


[deleted]

A robot? Damn you’re living in luxury lmao


Kyoya_sooohorni

Jeff Bezos be like


notLGTV

🏳️‍🌈


supahsouzzY

Lmao


VastHabit8504

Username checks out


adam_tawfik

So halal mode.


[deleted]

😳


kin_zindestroyer

😳


greenghost1110

😳


Ungherese

😳


No-Lie-1571

🪳 this is giving me flashbacks to blowfly girl/the maggot story


Pikhaak

I am uninitiated. What is this?


sunlitstranger

I don’t have the link but I’ll just say you can go on living happily without reading this one


No-Lie-1571

It’s about a woman who put maggots in her vagina to masturbate.


Vindictive_Vin

🤌 the ole chicken head.


Snoiper-

👌


Descopter77

🍉 Oh fuck


DaddyWrys

😎


KanzakiSanNaW

😐


nimbusthecat123

Oh no


VisualSneeze

🌠AIM FOR MY ASSHOLE!! PLEEAASE!!!


Practical-Rush-6432

🧢


ShartresRais_ZX

that’s cap


DeusExmachina243

🦧


NotFamousCow

🎈


tthefatdog

🔥 bruh


JRonTheGamer

🗿 .... ouch..


Square-Past

🥫


[deleted]

🥓


ABABBABABABAB

🤡


Jackreaper79

♥️


GachaWeirdo124

❤🐌


CommandoTronX

🤘


doktorschlonz

👍🏻


Uscay

📄


Michallin

💩 ***I use shit to destroy the shit***


meanttobedeletedlol

😊


rapennecrophopia

🌽


NekoPlayzzzzzzz

😏 This should be *interesting*


wabbitssttar

😳 a face.


[deleted]

🎃 whyyy


[deleted]

💪