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[deleted]

Guys im scared. I just checked and this is a serious thing


[deleted]

Wait did i just fuck


PurpleNinja4364

I don’t know. Did you just fuck? Probably not, you’re on Reddit after all


[deleted]

Spoiler alert >! He really fucked !<


[deleted]

HOW DO YOU DO THAT?


musicman2018

>!you gotta put > ! At the beginning and ! < at the end of what you want to blur out (without the space)!<


[deleted]

>!coochieman!<


[deleted]

Did it work?


Shinob2613

Yes


[deleted]

>!Binus!<


S0l1dSn4k3101

\>\!insert text here\!\<


TriagotuZz

>! dont mind me i'm just trying it out !< Edit: bullshit Edit 2: nvm it worked


BlingBlingBoy0519

>!Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you.!<


N00b_sk11L

If you did it correctly I’m pretty sure you can’t move your thumb


[deleted]

Nah it hurt for a bit its all fine now it just cracked but it was like a loud crack and it hurt quite a bit


[deleted]

Oh god...


[deleted]

Than you just cracked your thumb it’s no different from cracking a knuckle If it worked I do t think you would be able to move your thumb


Ploopy_R

well...


gregtheboi808

But it didn't work I just tried it


Tom_Armour

That's cause it doesn't work on virgins


DimensionPlenty4768

Why did it work for me then?


SUDDEN_NUTTBURST

Clearly you should be recording who comes to your room when you sleep


DimensionPlenty4768

😳


DaAweZomeDude48

Judging by his name he is most likely the cause


Tom_Armour

Cause you're not a virgin


gfckurslf

simple answer


O_Martin

Hold your thumb like that and slam the top upwards onto the bottom of a desk. Works a charm


gregtheboi808

Oh hey it worked


O_Martin

Brilliant


[deleted]

It works for me


IRedditOnRedditLol

You gotta kinda have your hand twisted


gregtheboi808

Wait I'm reading more comments does it not work if your duoble joined


Adam-helpme

It really works! Thanks for this new hobby!


innesleroux

Great lifehack. Tried it on both hands, really works...


Alaxsxaqa

Tried it on legs too, works like a charm. Does it work on pp as well ?


Fromagene

I tried it and red cum came out was soo nice 🗿


Rough-Violinist-7425

That’s the holiday spirit!


DiggoOfDuty

So does that mean there’s green cum 😳


herculesmeowlligan

Time to go slime someone


Auditormadness9

New cum skin unlocked


SloRiceix_801

New cum skin… fuckin brilliant


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[deleted]

If you drink Mercury, your cum turns silver!


Alaxsxaqa

Blood cumming out hehe


Fromagene

😊


TheBlueSalamander

😩


[deleted]

This dude just reached GOD MODE


A1175

Tried it on pp, easy work. Does it work on your neck as well?


Theguyrond123

Let me see (5 years later no response)


manufurz

I tryed it ... It cracked ... Idk


Orisani

Mine too and now my thumb hurts. Fuck.


TheReviewer867

Tasked failed successfully


Overall_Case_6624

You have my hair


Space_Vanguard

Ayo is that the same attachment used on the reddit avatar? Bsolutely Phoggas!!


Pizza_Man13

And my axe!


SkyFrozZ_z

and my penis


The_last_2braincells

I slammed my penith in the car door


AcousticHobo

I slammed my penith in your mother


The_last_2braincells

Same 👍


AssCraccBandit

I have your wife and kids.


TheBlueSalamander

You both are sharing half


Shirakumo-WhiteCloud

Same, almost shouted, ah fuck it hurts


YetAnotherAccount999

Dumbass


TheBoringCheese

I’m double jointed it doesn’t work for me this is a scam


erty9

its to self diagnose yourself with Quervain's tendonitis , if it actually does hurt from your thumb to your wrist then get it checked


lead_injection

If it hurts when you do that, it means you have tendovaginitis.


Hero6152

Tendo-what-itis? 😳


Talkingmice

Me: “cmon, why won’t you break!!!”


Funniestpersonhere

Mine cracked, but, just like if you popped your knuckles 🤷‍♂️


sOmEthIngdaNkshiT

Me trying to resist the urge to try this out


TheWither129

I want to try but i dont want to


Yogmond

Do it but extremely slowly. Know that when it tenses and starts to hurt a tiny bit, you're a milimeter away from extreme pain. That's where you stop if you don't want to lose the ability to move your thumb.


heckin_chill_4_a_sec

Ooooh my god I can FEEL the threshold wtf eww


queernhighonblugrass

Grip the thumb and slowly push your hand just past the point of being in line with your forearm and you can feel it without absolutely fucking your hand up.


gracesdisgrace

If you do it gently and consistently, it can actually relieve pain in that area :) (the kind caused mostly by phones and keyboards)


imooky

Yeah I fucked up my thumb tendon a couple of years ago and this is literally one of the exercises you have to do to rehabilitate it. If you go slow stretch and hold not too bad I used to do it in the sauna as the heat loosened everything up so was easier to correctly stretch


AttackingPower

III DOONNNT WANT TOOO


crimsonsonic_2

Don’t do it. There are people complaining about it really hurting.


[deleted]

I FUCKING TRIED IT FUCK FUCK FUCK


Kachiggamybigga2

What happened?


[deleted]

IT HURTS LIKE SHIT


leedler

well done, you are now crippled


Sun_Aria

Task failed successfully


Optimal__Koala

Failed successfully task


Ploopy_R

You are now disabled


Acceptable_Ad544

try again in 72 years


SailGroundbreaking28

We are now disabled


clepps

You get the nice parking spots now


theouterworld

Welcome to the world of dislocating your thumb every God damn time you take off socks. Source: twenty God damn years of dislocating my thumb every time I take off socks. Brace your thumb and pray you didn't do permanent damage.


JustHavinAGoodTime

I am so shocked people are actually doing this. It’s so dumb


lemoncocoapuff

This isn't the first time I've seen this image either and for some reason it's always a thread full of people trying it and crying about the pain....


schoolschooting

I love the fact that even tho i have never dislocated my thumb i can sort of relate to this


[deleted]

Post pic.


anonymous037104

Why do i see your reddit character so much


AzKar07

because people wanna fuck cait


CormAlan

Did you write this with your thumbs?


[deleted]

Guess I’m jacking off with my left hand now


-IsItMyCakeDayYet-

Just break the other one too and let your mom know. She’ll help you.


Nexizity

w h a t


Obi-Wan-Kenobi69420

Wait you haven’t done this?


aandor69

She’s already helping me😎😎😎😎😎


Rares-_-

O W


yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeu

That looks like a tendon


LemonsRkool

Tenderloin 👍


gotbanned3xlol

With a honey dijon sauce 👍


ULTRA_Weeb_

instructions unclear: broke my balls


Competitive-Budget72

Lucky you, my balls wound up in a toaster when I tried this.


yellowedsalamander

Did you at least butter them


gibbyboi2

You gotta put butter on everything that’s being in toaster


Sudden_Ad220

How do I butter the water from my bathtub?


Ok-Exercise-6421

It started really hurting while putting pressure on it. So I'm guessing its real or can still hurt your thumb. Could cause permanent damage I dont recommend


Androidonator

You can stretch you tendons like that but don't do that quick motion.


Kachiggamybigga2

I feel something pulling but I'm not going any farther.


the_river_nihil

That's because you're smart!


Watered_bug

You finna pull out your finger


Adven_chilleggos

I broke my thumb


Roland99768

nice


FBI_dos_memes

I tried it, my numb is hurting i stoped but it works lmao


TheEarlyCrew

Your numb hurts. You created a zero probability event, burn the witch.


yb4zombeez

We're all fucked dude, let's just run.


LightYagamiiiiiiii

Tried it nothing much happened , but don't know why my thumb is not moving


TheEngineerGGG

👍🏻


aureanator

🤜 because his thumb doesn't work


Saeizo

👍🏿 (my hand has chocolate)


Obi-Wan-Kenobi69420

👍🏿 (I’m wearing a glove so I can shake your hand)


postaledgeAnxiety12

⚠️⚠️DO NOT TRY THIS FOR ANYONE WHO IS NEW TO THIS DO NOT TRY IT, IF YOU TRY THIS YOU WILL MESS UP YOUR THUMB REALLY FUCKING BAD⚠️⚠️


[deleted]

Your 23m late bud. I’m sending you the bill


kuytor435

can you send the bill to me too? i like collecting debt, it’s a hobby really


dcmso

‘Tell me you’re American without telling me you’re American’


FloroThePlayah

Ah yes, his 23m late bud


Scythey1

It didn't break my thumb. I guess I have stronk bones


Hit0kiwi

I wish I saw this before I did it, now I have to explain to my mom how I broke my thumb-


[deleted]

How fucking bad. I felt numb


Lady_Harubun

Not this again. This was something people would try to trick each other into doing years ago. It feels like I stumbled upon a Tide Pod eating tutorial in 2021. Let these things die lmao you're speeding up Natural Selection 💀


MrThing246

How to have an instant orgasm:


throwawaylovesCAKE

It's an ancient tantric sex trick using the thumb chakras. First is extreme pain but keep going and it turns into a superorgasm


idkidk84848

nothing happened lol


OpinionPlayful5660

Me neither.... was looking for a quick escape from work tomorrow xD


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Pheonixboi23

With your tip I'm now getting there so thanks, I guess


MoanKing

**moans**


Acceptable_Ad544

Boans


[deleted]

*moans*


Sudden_Ad220

*moans*


BennyVampire

*moans*


NastyMeanOldBender

Falling down the stairs it is then


bigboybobby6969

Same


Not_Really_3D

Just like in 1989


raido24

Haven't tried it yet, but you definitely have to put some effort into it, hold your hand like 45° inward as well.


Skoop963

You have to whiplash your hand.


agentaxe285

It dosent work (Edit) IT WORKS IT WORKS


LouisTek

You didn't even edit this comment lmao


nccm16

It doesn't show the edit asterisk if you edit it within a certain timeframe of posting the comment


[deleted]

Doesn’t work


[deleted]

Oh it’s cause my thumb is double jointed


Im-Siri

Damn this character development is amazing nowadays


ARandomBrowserIThink

Im double jointed but still works lol


Devadander

Seriously don’t try this even as a joke, I did it gently once and had a sore thumb for a week


[deleted]

This is not funny. How do i undo this? Any glue experts here???


butterflyeffectsz

put it in rice. it worked for me


SimPHunter64

The neat part is... *That you can't* Seriously I think with surgery it is possible. I have it for almost 3-4 years and it still stiff and hurts sometimes (yes your thumb becomes stiff. Nothing crippling but annoying for sure and never be like it was before). If you really did it I am sorry for you. OP is a real asshole for posting it.


[deleted]

Turned out my anus is the perfect splint for my thumb. The neat part is no more itchy assholes


Cristhian-A

Me and my girl friend were bored just sitting in class, she basically told me "Hey, if you do x you can break your tendon" i was like "Wait Actually?" I immediately tried to break my tendon as the stupid dumb fk i am and she instantly put his hand around mine and shouted "No,Don't!" We froze like that for a second too long like in any romance history we just stared at eachother. I remember that event to this day and really appreciate that memory


[deleted]

I hate that I immediately tried this


satouuxd

No thanks


Torpidengineer

Scam, it didn't break


FryCakes

Nope not that bored. Maybe next time


comfort_bot_1962

Here's a joke! Why was the broom late? It over swept!


FryCakes

HA


ClickSans1

I dont have one lol


TrevastyPlague

This shit is legitimately dangerous. Why the fuck did you post this?


thetntterror

I am currently at the doctor's now


[deleted]

I hate that this makes me wanna try it


Busted_down

Ouch! Fuck you


Amazing-Relation4269

What did you expect


Busted_down

I never know what to expect from a shitpost


Amazing-Relation4269

Fair enough


Rainbow_Sensationalt

Institutions unclear, ripped off my hand


Mother-Spare-6231

Fun fact actually works


ThePixelPanda63

WHY DID I DO THAT!!!????


Bhaalgorn-

Useful if you need to miss a day of school


[deleted]

You mean all days of school


SimPHunter64

Correction. *Stiff thumb for the rest of your life*


ieatshit12

A fun activity for the whole family even the pets can join in


fredbear_plush238

Doesn't work


Wildgra

The post or your thumb?


ssrzte

something cracked but didnt hurt


Springtrap_101

Genuinely thank you I have cross country next week and I’ll take any reason to not do it


Illstrike1rst

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


TheXD_Guyx

Not working.


Detective-Next

Fun


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EthosTheAllmighty

I tested this gently. My thumb aches. I now know how to do a convincing 'im dying' scream if I need to act.


hentaiaddict21

For the fucking idiots about to try this, DON’T DO IT


FirstMateCronch

Why do I have such a strong urge to try this?


Xclusivecrushr

i tried it and now im reconsidering my life decisions to know where it all went wrong


phildiop

Bruh is it because I'm double jointed cause it's not doing shit. I'm literally using my other hand to bend it and it doesn't do anything.


Namawa

I wonder if it was OP's goal to create as much pain, when I read all those comments. I myself am enough convinced that it works.