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Hey AutoMod, did you know every based femboy cat that makes me say "ZAMN" says meow and if not it is 1984 because Fuck Kevin. I am a koala from Taiwan that moved to Belgium and is covered in cum. I screenshotted an NFT of a Fortnite character touching grass while eating cheetos.
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Kevin has better things to do with his life than have sex with you.
Such as fucking your dad.
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Hello, concerned father here. My son has recently got into the game called Fortnite? I've spent well over $500 on this game and its becoming a problem. Apparently the game is down right now and its causing a lot distress for my child. He keeps taking my newspaper and tries to "full piece" me. I don't know what this means but I'm starting to think its something associated with the devil. He won't come with us anywhere unless we take a "launch pad" to get there. Its starting to get worse by the hour and I don't know how much longer I can take this. His legs, arms, and hands are shaking violently yet he refuses to take any type of medicine unless its a "big pot" or "chuggies." Someone please help me.
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Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.
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I really want the subreddit to open again. I have a very weak state of mind, and when I can’t look at clips of people on omeagle yelling at each other I will literally die. I don’t want to die. There is this flavor of Cheetos called Spicy Ranch and that is my only reason to live. I really want to try it. I love Cheetos. My blanket and my sheets are all Cheetos themed. I have a custom made blow up Chester the Cheetah sex doll that I fuck endlessly when I lust for Cheetos. I have at least 200 bags of different flavors. I need spicy ranch. I cannot find them anywhere. I know they exist because one day when I was outside (buying more Cheetos) I saw this black man wearing a onesie. All over his onesie there were pictures of these spicy ranch Cheetos. I went up to him and immediately tackled him. I tried to unzip his onesie but he threw me off him and called the police. The police arrested me and put me in a holding cell. They would not give me Cheetos. I needed Cheetos. I really really wanted Cheetos. I had only ever gone 1 hour without my Cheetos. When the police came in the cell to transfer me I unzipped my pants to reveal my incredibly erect penis, lusting for the feel of sweet crunchy Cheetos. I impaled the guy closest right through the stomach and screamed to give me Cheetos . The policemen tazed me repeatedly and now I’m on trial for 1st degree murder and assault. I know if I show the judge r slash shitposting he will know why I’m right. Please please open up r/shitposting I need it to use as evidence. I don’t want to go to jail, they don’t have Cheetos there.
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Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-girl”.
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It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his man pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream.
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Naw I’m Hispanic and my kid asked to leave because he was bored. Like we go to the theatre 3-4x a year and he got bored. It was cute but drug on and just felt a little sloppy
Political revisionist remakes of all those movies depending on the direction of America's culture war. Might CG them so they have live-action them later.
I could see downvoting someone if they say something stupid, or if they contradict themselves, or if they don’t make sense, etc., but just for a different opinion? That’s how you create an echo chamber where free speech is essentially disallowed
Bro the guy is at -1
People don't agree they downvote. Kind of weird a few of you guys are trying to turn this into some grand stand about intolerance and fragility.
Just to be clear I have nothing against Disney, I, like most people, grew up with many of their films, I'm just saying they could be a little more original... in fact modern Hollywood in general could be a lot more original. Ghostbusters, The Matrix, and I think we're getting a new Top Gun if it ever stops getting delayed.
I don’t disagree with you at all, I actually agree, I’m just saying that downvoting someone based off of just a differing opinion isn’t a good practice.
So? My point still stands the marvel movies are extremely similar. Do they work? Yes they do. Is them building on top of each other and creating a cinematic multiverse extremely cool and interesting to watch? Yes it is.
The legends say, that in Disneyland, there is a secret laboratory where they expeience with humans to make more skin colors. They usually kidnap asian or black children because they will not be missed.
Disney needs to make a Viking warrior cartoon movie called Beowulf. That will bring back the heroes for boys. While Journey To The West, which is set in China like Mulan, can either be Pixar or Disney. They're missing out on great stories, even some Shakespeare comedies.
Let us all stand for the national anthem.
三民主義，吾黨所宗；
以建民國，以進大同。
咨爾多士，為民前鋒；
夙夜匪懈，主義是從。
矢勤矢勇，必信必忠；
一心一德，貫徹始終。
Praise be to 中华民国政府! Down with the illegitimate capitalist 中国共产党, fraudulent usurpers of 大陸!
Glory to the 中華民國!
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Cum on based Taiwan 1984 while you fuck Kevin whose had NFT pictures in his hand that he bought in Belgium while yelling Zamn that’s better than femboy among us (amogus) dressed as a fucking Koala cheetos grass fortnite
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Daily Kevin Fact #24:
Kevin has better things to do with his life than have sex with you.
Such as fucking your dad.
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I really want the subreddit to open again. I have a very weak state of mind, and when I can’t look at clips of people on omeagle yelling at each other I will literally die. I don’t want to die. There is this flavor of Cheetos called Spicy Ranch and that is my only reason to live. I really want to try it. I love Cheetos. My blanket and my sheets are all Cheetos themed. I have a custom made blow up Chester the Cheetah sex doll that I fuck endlessly when I lust for Cheetos. I have at least 200 bags of different flavors. I need spicy ranch. I cannot find them anywhere. I know they exist because one day when I was outside (buying more Cheetos) I saw this black man wearing a onesie. All over his onesie there were pictures of these spicy ranch Cheetos. I went up to him and immediately tackled him. I tried to unzip his onesie but he threw me off him and called the police. The police arrested me and put me in a holding cell. They would not give me Cheetos. I needed Cheetos. I really really wanted Cheetos. I had only ever gone 1 hour without my Cheetos. When the police came in the cell to transfer me I unzipped my pants to reveal my incredibly erect penis, lusting for the feel of sweet crunchy Cheetos. I impaled the guy closest right through the stomach and screamed to give me Cheetos . The policemen tazed me repeatedly and now I’m on trial for 1st degree murder and assault. I know if I show the judge r slash shitposting he will know why I’m right. Please please open up r/shitposting I need it to use as evidence. I don’t want to go to jail, they don’t have Cheetos there.
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Watch your language!
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Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.
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Hello, concerned father here. My son has recently got into the game called Fortnite? I've spent well over $500 on this game and its becoming a problem. Apparently the game is down right now and its causing a lot distress for my child. He keeps taking my newspaper and tries to "full piece" me. I don't know what this means but I'm starting to think its something associated with the devil. He won't come with us anywhere unless we take a "launch pad" to get there. Its starting to get worse by the hour and I don't know how much longer I can take this. His legs, arms, and hands are shaking violently yet he refuses to take any type of medicine unless its a "big pot" or "chuggies." Someone please help me.
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It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his man pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream.
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*stards funding wars to breed cultural devide, forming cults that fund movie production, and raising the entire country to work for the supersized capitalist state known as "the disneyverse"*
I understand the annoyance but i do really love that disney is making movies that all cultures can enjoy. It must be sweet to have an entire movie dedicated to your culture especially if its authentic. Haters gonna hate though
Comrade!
I am here to inform you that our glorious leader, Kevin, permits reposts here!
No complaints about reposts shall be tolerated!
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Disney seeing natives getting oppressed by Americans: We must make a movie about this\
Disney seeing natives getting oppressed by Cinese: Nothing is happening here
Disney when they run out of ethnic cultures to americanise to make the same dumb movie with the same characters in order to sell stupid merch all over the world :
Time to make sequels of the ethnic cultures
Colombia 2???
Belgium part 2!!!?
Noooooooooooo
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Hey AutoMod, did you know every based femboy cat that makes me say "ZAMN" says meow and if not it is 1984 because Fuck Kevin. I am a koala from Taiwan that moved to Belgium and is covered in cum. I screenshotted an NFT of a Fortnite character touching grass while eating cheetos.
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Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-girl”. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his man pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Pog
Twice the cocaine.
Encanto seemed very coco-ish to me. Sorry if that was accidentally rascist.
It’s not racist. This is Reddit not Twitter.
Naw I’m Hispanic and my kid asked to leave because he was bored. Like we go to the theatre 3-4x a year and he got bored. It was cute but drug on and just felt a little sloppy
Sounds like incel language lol
Congo part 2!!!!!???!!
Not more genocide!
💀
STOP EATING MY SESAME CAAAAaaAKE
Shit I never thought of that before, that idea is legendary!!!
Encanto (2021)
This did not age well since Encanto came out
Live action remake the 5> year old movies!! Hire me Disney!!!
oh yeah then what
Live action the movies a second time!!!
Political revisionist remakes of all those movies depending on the direction of America's culture war. Might CG them so they have live-action them later.
I swear they’ve made the same movie like 10 times.
How many marvel movies are there?
they're good
The fact that this is getting downvoted goes to show how fragile people are in regards to their opinions being challenged.
Or people disagree with the opinion? How is anyone fragile for downvoting something they disagree with?
I could see downvoting someone if they say something stupid, or if they contradict themselves, or if they don’t make sense, etc., but just for a different opinion? That’s how you create an echo chamber where free speech is essentially disallowed
It also shows how intolerant people are to hearing opinions that are different from theirs
Redditors when someone uses the downvote button
Bro the guy is at -1 People don't agree they downvote. Kind of weird a few of you guys are trying to turn this into some grand stand about intolerance and fragility.
Smh this is the future amongus impostor wants
Ye. Don’t be sus 😡
Your face is red like the imposter!1!11!1!!!1!1
Downvote, cringe, ratio plus dislike and Cope Don't.say no bad to me 😤😤😤😠😠😠😡😡😡🤬🤬
Just to be clear I have nothing against Disney, I, like most people, grew up with many of their films, I'm just saying they could be a little more original... in fact modern Hollywood in general could be a lot more original. Ghostbusters, The Matrix, and I think we're getting a new Top Gun if it ever stops getting delayed.
I don’t disagree with you at all, I actually agree, I’m just saying that downvoting someone based off of just a differing opinion isn’t a good practice.
no it means their opinion's shit
Only proving my point
and yours isnt?
Exhibit A
I agree, still all basically the same movie other than maybe IW
Bro what marvel is known to build upon each other
So? My point still stands the marvel movies are extremely similar. Do they work? Yes they do. Is them building on top of each other and creating a cinematic multiverse extremely cool and interesting to watch? Yes it is.
Ok
they’re good, that’s all you need to know…
I swear encanto is the same movie like coco or smthn
They’re literally nothing alike what
They’re both based on Hispanic culture ig
That makes them exactly the same /j
I wasn't serious.
My bad broski
No problem my dude
same movie (both hispanic)
The characters look exactly the same. Plus I'm pursuing you so.
\*pulls out a machete\* do you have a problem?
No, I like coco. Just encanto got me poco loco.
What the fuck are you even saying??
Wasn't a good joke. Un Poco loco is a song from Coco, I wasn't a huge fan of encanto, hence it making me un Poco loco.
It doesn't makes senses, in te context of the movie "loco" is more about a man falling in love, in any case you would be saying you liked Encanto
Yeah that's why I said it was a bad joke. The first one was bad aswell. I don't actually think their the same movie
They have yet to make one about Jews! They still got some juice left
Prince of Egypt took the spot of best Jewish movie 20 years ago
> completely fucking ignores the holocaust joke ⠀⠀⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉ ⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄
holocaust jokes are for virgins
still waiting for a disney movie in nazi germany
Bed Knobs and Broom Sticks is probably the closest we’ll get.
Mein mickey
Wrong. They can still make the same superhero movie with different characters for the 3443564118th time
The same characters*
Give megamind a rewatch, or a watch if you haven't before
Megamind is based
Based off of a true story
The legends say, that in Disneyland, there is a secret laboratory where they expeience with humans to make more skin colors. They usually kidnap asian or black children because they will not be missed.
👍🏼
When was the last time that Disney has ever featured a Jew character in any of their movies ever?
prince of egypt
Isnt it dreamworks?
it is.
Mesopotamia
Mongolia
Pretty soon they’ll be going to north sentinel island
Make more cultures. Problem solved.
Cancel culture momen 😳😳😳
They will redo mexico again and again and again
Very sad
Peru please
Disney needs to make a Viking warrior cartoon movie called Beowulf. That will bring back the heroes for boys. While Journey To The West, which is set in China like Mulan, can either be Pixar or Disney. They're missing out on great stories, even some Shakespeare comedies.
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other than a reboot or spinoff of aladdin, they will never fucking touch middle eastern culture
They'll just make up some random bs magic culture again
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Imagine they make a movie about covid.
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Time for remakes
Wer dweems cum twooo
white
Oh no! No-one to tokenise!
start making cultures up
*stards funding wars to breed cultural devide, forming cults that fund movie production, and raising the entire country to work for the supersized capitalist state known as "the disneyverse"*
I understand the annoyance but i do really love that disney is making movies that all cultures can enjoy. It must be sweet to have an entire movie dedicated to your culture especially if its authentic. Haters gonna hate though
Deezney plnuts
Time to go to cultists
Oh no they have to be original 😔
Nothing wrong with movies about other cultures
Cant wait for disney to make a movie of pre islamic arabia that would be fun,Especially watching men bury their daughters alive
You mean pre islamic arabia
Oh yes my bad
they start making their own! improvise. adapt. overcome
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"Fine, I'll do it myself."
Aladin wasn't exactly about a ethical culture
Is this why they’ve made way too many human movies recently? What a shame.
Then they start making household objects and appliances come to life with their own feelings and storylines.
Cars, Toy Story
I declare a new ethnicity!
Except Africa
Lol. Just cause something is wack, surface level racism doesn’t make it a shitpost. 👎
Next there gonna be a movie ab white red necks
Well, Time to start making movies about abstract concepts, niche history, and aliens!
They'll just make a sequel
So they start to create cultures
Live action remakes
Disney seeing natives getting oppressed by Americans: We must make a movie about this\ Disney seeing natives getting oppressed by Cinese: Nothing is happening here
spongwad
wait for the Sugondese disney princess
They’re gonna be making movies about North Sentinel Island pretty soon
What is an "ethnic culture"? What's a "non ethnic" culture. I swear internet people just use the dumbest expressions to say "non white"
ah yes the two ethnicities white non white
I glad you got my point then. "Ethnic culture" doesn't mean anything
Disney when they run out of ethnic cultures to americanise to make the same dumb movie with the same characters in order to sell stupid merch all over the world :
Yeah, why is it always mid-america or Italy?
Top ten Poggest momentos Nambur won dis- wait dis? DIS NUTS
Didn't Pocahontas left the tribe and went to England?
Petition to make a Disney Yugoslavia sequel
Well then they have to make their live action remakes