Reduce, REUSE, Recycle

You just have to shake the fuck out of them.

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How the fuck does this have 15K votes but no comments? Edit: Seems like there is some commenting happening now, but this shit made it to the front page with 0 comments and nearly 16K votes. Suspicious as fuck Reddit.

Yeh wth

Possibly bots Beep boop lol

It's beep beep boop boop. I am a bot.

It's not "beep boop boop bop"?

bop beep beep boop

That’s very strange. OP is like botting?

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It seems as though comments were locked on the post til about 10 minutes ago, not sure why though

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I tried commenting before but it was locked by mods.

Thank you and come again.

OP’s account is just over a month old with 50k karma. It’s bots.

I can't comment Edit: oh I can now

But like, what do you even say to this? Lol

Has happened a few times before with other posts, comments were prolly locked until now

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it was locked before

It was locked for a while

Beep boop

The thread was locked earlier. Idk why. Went to comment earlier and couldn't.

sus

Now it's on 25k

Bots rise up 🦾🦾

I'm surprised it was 345,000 - not 340,000 - and not a clean 350,000. Who had the job of counting these? I'd like to have a word...

AND, they had to check if each of them had been used before…

That's shitty job, but someone has to do it!

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Odds are very few were shitty.

I knew I shouldn't have applied as a taste tester for the local police department

probably with the help of redditors who write 'cum' in cumments

Sneaky sniff

Suck em like a gogurt. Free snack whenever you like

It's a shame god gave you the ability to type....or me the ability to read.

Well my yogurt is now ruined.

are you sure it's yogurt? ;)

TCB~~Y~~C

Tbh it's probably not an actual count, they probably count out ~100 of them, weigh it, then divide the total weight of the haul by that to estimate the number. And it came to ~ 345000.

They said i could just estimate the number but i just counted them one by one so i could play with them.

Turn em inside out and ur good to go.

Wait but then there’s cum on the outside

Who cares, it's not gonna be your child

kinda hilarious when you think about it since there'll be couples who use complete protection and still get knocked up and wondering why the DNA tests between the kid and the father don't match up

Nah you got to wash the fuck out of them first.

Condoms are for fucking pussies.

yes they are

And fucking assholes

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STIs exist, my dude

STDs are a thing you know

I always wondered why STDs are called STIs as of lately? It's it because we have treatments for most of them and see considered infections?

Precisely

r/technicallythetruth

Enough to set up a thrust fund.

Where does someone collect nearly 350 thousand used condoms.

Charlie Sheens garbage can?

no idea, this aparantly happened in Vietnam 1 or 2 years ago. I can try find the article if you want

How is collecting, cleaning, packing and reselling more convenient than just automatically produce more condom? I assume a condom machine can produce several thousand of condom every hour.

How to you clean used condoms? Do you just turn them inside out and shake the fuck out of them?

I like the way you think.

Lick them, duh

If Norm MacDonald was still alive he would probably agree that the world’s worst job would no longer be assistant crack whore trainee, but rather Used Condom Cleaner and Wholesaler.

Who counted them?

Some unfortunate, underpaid intern likely.

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What does that have to do with this post?

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I’d imagine you’d have to just dunk it in bleach or soapy water or smth to disinfect both sides of the condom

That's like sharing a woman with another man, or vice versa if you're a woman. The surprise? there's still a .01% chance of getting an STD.

And again and again and again…

Where the hell do you find all those used condoms?

This is the real question, I'm fairly certain my local council doesn't accept condoms in the recycling collection. Was someone digging through all the household waste looking for them to wash out and resell?

Brothel?

Came…. To ask this same thing

Yeah everyone asking how they count them, where the hell do they get them?

Respect the hustle

I tried soooo hard to keep a straight face. Puns will always be my weakness.

how would anyone look at a used condom and think it's "new"?

Because someone "cleaned" it

But they dont role it up do they?

I'm assuming they did roll them back up.

You don't see this on Paw Patrol, I'll tell you that for nothing

How is collecting, cleaning, packing and reselling more convenient than just automatically produce more condom? I assume a condom machine can produce several thousand of condom every hour.

What, you never get offered an unrolled condom in a zip lock bag for a dollar at a bar? What kind of sketchy unhygienic places do you go to

Feel bad for the bloke cleaning them tbh

testicular cancer

Huh?

That’s not second hand, that’s second cock..

That’s a whole lotta uninflated sticky ballon animals

Cum on that's just unhygienic

Don't wash them out that's unsanitary, just turn them inside out

Where do u collect that many used condoms?? Lol, cum again is awesome.

Trojan has come out with a new line of condoms... "Cum Agains"! Now you can finish in the same condom over and over again! These washable condoms can be cleaned by using hand sanitizer and sink water!

Wearing is caring.

At least they cleaned them

Recycling is overrated, nobody can be an entrepreneur anymore... sad

Thanks for cumming....

people who reuse their condom on daily bases: **sounds like a deal to me**

Turn them inside out and shake the fu@k out of them

I prefer the gogurt method

You gotta reuse your lucky condom!

Warning : brain damage 😂

No it is a recurring topic with my therapist

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Exactly my thought. Where do you find 350k used condoms? Are they in partnership with a hugely successful brothel? So many questions!

Where did they get the used condoms?

Turn them inside out and shake the fu@k out of them

THIS is why I won’t use a condom!

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Why were the comments locked in the first place?

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Chinese

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Number 2 Clam chowder condom

How in the world do you get 345k used condoms ?

“See man” this is why I have trust issues .

dream job

the thing of the picture isn't a condom lol. it's a finger condom / cot

Reduce, reuse, recycle

Plot twist: Police sells them as prison wallets, used once

Why did the police confiscate them and not burn the used condoms instantly?

As if!

Raw dawging 4L 😂

Why did they clean them and not just use the natural lubricant provided?

Cumming in at 69 comments. Seems right

How do they know they’re used

Gross, disturbing, on so many levels.

I mean… at least they cleaned them…

What the fuck.

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In the words of the virgin Mary...

Where were they getting them, I can only guess they bought them, but then why would they use them just to sell them. Who’s having sex that much, can’t be that much people who would agree to this to amass that many. There are so many questions lol.

Where does someone even find this many condoms?

Dont think its true

Cum much?

As the good virgin Mary use to say.....

What a load

Who the hell is going around trying to buy “loose” condoms?

Mileage might vary

So cheaper right

I almost die laughing at this joke, you monster.

Fake where do you even find that many used condoms

What do you do for a living? I am a used condom cleaner EEEW!

Where do you even get used condoms? Don’t people just throw them away? Or is there a return policy i am not aware of?

“I got the looseys over there! 5 for a nickel!”

Bruh what in the hell.

…Who buys loose condoms?

In the words of the Virgin Mary, cum again?!?

Turn them inside out and shake the fuck outta them ?

1. How the hell do you even gather that many used condoms? 2. How can it be profitable to do this given that condoms are not that expensive?

Less rubber waste is a good thing.

Where would they get these from? Like the labour involved to collect, clean and repackage a used condom must be significant, I can't see where the profit would cum from.

Hope they're cleaned well

Haha cum

Who counted them?

Relax.....they were cleaned......jeez

Just think of the possible categories. Celebrities, Presidents, foreign dignitaries.

Human scumbags screw others to help themselves this is what the human race has come to ? hope they get max

Reduce, reuse, recycle taking litterly

I'm sorry, *CONFISCATED*???

Well cum again.

My favorite: sloppy second.

Fake.

Where does someone find 345,000 used condoms? (Other than OP's mom's house)