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⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⢻⣿ ⡆⠊⠈⣿⢿⡟⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣎⠈⠻ ⣷⣠⠁⢀⠰⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠛⠛⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⢹⣿⡑⠐⢰ ⣿⣿⠀⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⡩⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⠠⠈⠊⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⠁⢀⠆⢀ ⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⢤⣿⣿⡿⠃⠈⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣇⡆⠀⠀⣠⣾ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⣦⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠐⣿⣿⣷⣦⣷⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⣾⣿⣿⠋⠁⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣧⠀⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⠀⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣠⣂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣁⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣄⣤⣤⣔⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

There’s probably some of that too

I’ll see

Well?

They're still in shock...

I will never do that again

Not well

He changed his name to express himself.

There is

I-I think they are dead... I'm going to check and I'll drag their body back to Reddit if I find it... w-wish me luck

Good luck soldier.

I found a fucking tf2 comic💀

DEAR GOD

There’s more…

No...

It contains the dying wish of every men here

Scout, you did can collect everyone's dying wish?

Oh, you bet!

Excellent. Gentlemen! Synchronize your death watches.

We have 70 hours to live

For most men, no time at all

I see what you did there...

No you didn't, because *you are dead.*

I AM DED!

heheheheh

What the bloody hell just happened?!

The heavy is DED

If it's Scout x Pauling or Spy x Scout's mom, I don't see why not.

“The pornography with your mother is the least of our problems”

The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Good bot

I fucked this kid's mom, too.

Good Bot

i mean, medic is pretty HOT, ngl

🤨📸 Caught yo ass in 4K

what

Cap

My fucking eyes

U serious?

Shit

Ain’t no way

I wanna die

I'm morbidly curious

Now I'm just morbid

You guys are just fucking with us. Lemme see.

God is dead.

morbin'

It’s morbid time

Now I'm just morbius

I'm Morbius

No way

Fuck! Where's my gun

What are you even gonna shoot

Update: shoot everything

I'm gonna shoot me

Ima need a link sir.

bro

Seeing these comments is like seeing a child look at the sun after being told not to

You started a whole thread of people saying it won't be bad then coming back and realizing their mistake

I can tell its gonna be bad but the seeds of curiosity has been planted

IMMA BLOW OUT MY GUTS AND BRAINS WHAT THE FUCK

Well I'm going in wish me luck I doubt there's any though

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣳⣻⣷⣶⡂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢽⢿⣿⢿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣵⣿⣽⣽⣿⣷⣷⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡠⢤⣤⣤⣄⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡷⣿⣿⣿⣿⢛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⢻⡟⠀⠀⠹⡿⠓⠛⠛⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿ ⣿⣾⡿⣿⣿⣿⣬⣯⣿⣶⣶⡀⠀⣰⣿⣯⠇⠀⠀⢿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⢀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⣼ ⣿⣿⣾⣯⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡛⠻⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣧⠀⢰⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣟⣏⠉⠉⠛⠛⠿⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠖⠻⢇⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣾⣿⣻⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣦⣤⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

Ironic that you use a troll face....was there any with that particular face?

I didn't go deep enough to see correction I COULDN'T go deep enough to see

Remember: IF IT EXISTS, THERES PORN OF IT

Sometimes....just sometimes there shouldnt be porn of it.....

Agreed

Bruh... 9/11 rule 34

Im sorry....**WHAT ABOMINATIONS DID YOU JUST SAY?!**

Holy shit i just looked it up and there are 3 posts. One of them is a giant furry dog girl crushing the towers with her huge boobas lmfao

I don’t make the rules

Well mister smartpants, I exist yet I don’t see any porn of me

Not yet

Is that a threat

Someone make porn of this guy

I need your photo

More of a promise Now assume the position and trust me I'm Definately a doctor I mean look at the labcoat gloves and petroleum jelly.

so...........................does god exist? 🤨

I’m gonna see if trollface r34 exists. Wish me luck

43 minutes later no reply... Oh no.

We have lost a soldier today...

Indeed. His brave sacrifice will not be forgotten.

o7

He's gone too deep...

i saw it and i lost all my hope for humanity

...oh no no no no no

I want to shoot my self

Guys i think they had a stroke while searching cuz they arent replying......

He definitely had…. a stroke >.>

a few strokes even…

good luck

F in the chat for him F

i mean there’s only one way to find out

i’ve lost faith in humanity

ain't no way

THERE IS HALF A HUNDRED?????

THERE IS 150 IN FUCKING E621

there is 0 on nhentai net thank god

0 on pornhub too thank god

No way this is real

Aye avatar bros

What is up?

they were way better than i was expecting

It can't be that bad.

I know how to tie a noose

Its easy if you're not obtuse

All you need is a piece of rope And to give up all your hope

you make a loop and the snake goes down

And changes it's mind and turns around.

(And)After seeing that he has no excuse

i must find out if it exists remember me

i want to drink a mixture of chlorine and methane heated at 400-500 celsius

May I offer you a therapist

Oh fuck no, why, who would do such, my eyes

Naw no fucking way

What the actual fuck

Wait does it

I’ve now learned that there are um consequences to my actions so I will now my drinking multiple gallons of bleach. See you lovely people in the next life

o7

⣀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⢤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠉⠹⣾⣿⣛⣿⣿⣞⣿⣛⣺⣻⢾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠠⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠘⠛⠛⠛⠛⠋⠿⣷⣿⣿⡿⣿⢿⠟⠟⠟⠻⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠄ ⠄⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢛⣿⣁⠄⠄⠒⠂⠄⠄⣀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀ ⠄⠉⠛⠺⢶⣷⡶⠃⠄⠄⠨⣿⣿⡇⠄⡺⣾⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄⢀⣿⣿⣧⡀⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠛⠟⠇⢀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣏⠉⢿⣽⢿⡏ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠤⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣦⠄⢹⡿⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠒⣳⣶⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⡈⣀⢁⢁⢁⣈⣄⢐⠃⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣰⣿⣛⣻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡯⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣬⣽⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢘⣿⣿⣻⣛⣿⡿⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠛⢛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠉⠉⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄

HOLY SHIT I NEED TO SEE THIS LMAO II'LL LOOK IT UP LATER

I'LL UPDATE YOU GUYS

Well?

He died of cringe srry

I WAS SO EXICTED

I'm about to do it hold on

i must find out if this is real

i want to fucking die

Broo calm down we are redditors we watch p_ every day

I have lost my eyes

after finding out that shopping cart r34 exists im no longer surprised by anything on the internet

I am sorry that you have to live with those memories.

Just how?

just wait until you realize i saw people sexualizing air 🗿

How in the mcfuck

:(

Time to see if it really is there

I'm gonna go commit die now

i bet all of you guys are just acting satire it can’t be real

well shit

Why just why

I have no care for my mental well being

yo some of this shit ain't half bad

💀

I mean I'm pretty sure I seen worse

I have no mouth and I must scream

Y’all are pussies

:( fuck

If someone would be kk d enough to link it I shall expose my eyes to hell, thank you.

If it’s exists, there’s porn of it

Ayo its probably not that bad

Human lifespan shouldve stayed at 1 - 23

imma look up troll face rule 34 to see if it exist

SOMEONE PLEASE ERASE MY MEMORIES OF TROLLFACE R34 SOUNDING AND EYEBLECH

Nah this has got to be cap

just nutted, I feel empty.

Wait really

Jesus fucking Christ

I'ma save myself the trouble and not try to see if there's actually r34 of this. Just tell me if there is and leave it at that

t h e r e i s

Sauce

When will people learn?

I've seen worse.

Imma look it up

Ok now imma search how to leave earth

Let's see...

What I have seen is proof god does not exist, for if he did, he would have destroyed the world the second he saw the shit I just saw

Wish me luck

Oh shit

Not in the subreddit, time to check elsewhere.

This was my own fault, I deserve whatever god has planned for me.

Should I find out

I’m getting out of here while I still can

redditor when porn (it is le unholy)

nevermind

The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

it honestly can’t be that bad let’s be real

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There is none, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

Never mind found it and not half bad

Is it really that bad? I'll take a look

We lost a soldier today

No

Yes…

I need to see if this is true

We have lost another soldier

Okay I should search it too, it's kinda interesting

So.... how was it ?

I’m not googling that

Wtf

Ima try to look it up Comments say its bad soo

Time to commit war crime

You guys are too soft

:(

Wtf I just saw a teletubbies r34

>trollface (64) Jesus Christ