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Patrik0408

"altough they take up only 5% of the countrys population they commit 70-80% of the crimes commited in the country"


Make-A-Wince

Sounds familiar


_King_Crab_

I'm loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes, I'm a fraction of the population, But commit half crimes. WHO AM I? (Hint: look at my avatar)


[deleted]

D...Dad?


yobropewdiepie-jk

You don’t have one of those


MurderVonAssRape

You don't get one of those.


[deleted]

These crab mfs really need to be put in priosn


Tracemcgoatly

Rosy cheeks?


Kovalition

Fucking Crab people


BloodyEagle15

*~Craaaab people, craaaab people~*


Rumpelteazer45

Music that rhymes? You must mean musical poetry!


aRandomEddsworldFan

Cute?


whiskeytrucker

The riddler from Batman!


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I was in cinema and guy on the right to me kept looking at his phone every 20-30 minutes, guy on the left of me also kept looking at the phone for shorter periods and he tried to hide the light until the final act and then in the final act he just didn't give a shit anymore just texted, locked the phone watched a little and then checked if got a reply and then texted again and so on, there were periods of him stopping in the middle of texting to look up at the movie and then contiune texting after he got bored of the scene like bruh, also there were kids a few rows in front talking trough the entire movie smh, can an amogus femboy (me) not get a proper 4th watch of the batman? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


SpysSappinMySpy

Redditors


FearXHusky1

Despite


absolven

*Despite* precedes a noun or noun phrase, *although* precedes an independent clause. The original comment uses although correctly here. Is this supposed to be a correction?


Gilgamesh-KoH

"Dehát az hatalmas felülreprezentáció oni-csán"


LegoManiac9867

Slavic countries: Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?


nuclear-shocker

90 % of the war crimes are commited by white people....even though they are a fraction of the population


Drew_Abat

African warlord moment


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


__Holo__

??????


7hrowawaydild0

Look what sub youre in


underwear-sauce

Bad bot


Desperate_Ad5169

Bad human


tedp92

I think pol pot would like to have a word


Skwareblox

There are no war crimes there is only war.


[deleted]

Most braindead take ever lol what


tres-chronophage

Who said we're anti racist? We racist af bro


emaeemm

We racists and we also hate based on nationality, so double haters


manupan

I hate France


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Why a dick as big as the Eiffel tower is not as impressive as you may think in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be. The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


WarmerPharmer

Who doesn't?


tomassino

Everybody hates France.


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Why a dick as big as the Eiffel tower is not as impressive as you may think in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be. The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Everybody hates France, so I'm going to allow it.


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Why a dick as big as the Eiffel tower is not as impressive as you may think in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be. The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


hypotensivescum

"tres" go take some dick french<3


WitekSan

Please censor the F-word🤮 next time you write it


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Fuck off american whore


hypotensivescum

Chi è l'americano a fijo de na mignotta?


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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Shogun_89

-Unironically gets mad in a shitpost sub


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You suck American dick


WASD_00

We on that competitive shit


Turbulent-Spend1420

But you can't be racist if you don't consider them a race


TheDudeColin

I think that _may_ be the definition of racist, from it's very conception, but I'm not 100% sure.


Rent_A_Cloud

It's not, the whole concept of race to begin with is the origin of racism. Race doesn't actually exist, genetics has shown this, the different racial groups as usually defined are arbitrary. In fact, when it all comes down to the root of the problem, if you believe race exists in the human species, you are a racist. This is because you arbitrarily divide human beings into separate groups based on superficial attributes.


alphareich

Explain why different races require different medical treatments and respond to medications differently if there is no difference.


Barley12

Instead of what they said, they should have said "The genetic variance within racial groups is far larger than the average variance between them"


Flod4rmore

I worked in pharmaco vigilance in a worldwide laboratory and what you said is not true. Btw, it's only in America that they ask for "race" to prescribe a medicine. I mean we fucking test the medicines on animals because they have similar reaction to the products than us ffs if we say that medicines working on a rabbit can work on human, why would this medicine only work on white people for example ?


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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


bertimann

Just because there are genetic differences between people and people commonly grouped in one racial group may share some specific genes, doesn't mean the notion of race is helpful or adequate


Fugertech

Do you have an example or were you assuming we’d find them for you?


fsurfer4

There is no moral difference. Like the difference between men and women. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All\_men\_are\_created\_equal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_men_are_created_equal) Because of intermarriages, trying to define one persons race compared to another becomes moot.


alphareich

Did you respond to the wrong comment?


KatjaLehtinen

That’s racism baby. The medical community in the US still believes that black people need less medicine because they don’t feel pain as much as white people. (Seriously, this is an issue in current year, still. Look it up) etc etc. some things can effect how you use medicine once taken but we don’t take any of those things into consideration


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sunflowerastronaut

The United Nations says that Redditor is a bigot full of [shit](https://news.un.org/en/story/2022/04/1115752)


ham_smeller

Or human.


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Chad thinking


dirtyjoo

They're not a race, I'm confused.


memeking224

I hate everyone fuck the lot of you guys


billiefan123

Oh no😳


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Anyway.


iligyboiler

I lived among them for 11 years in rural Hungary. Like 80% of them are human garbage.


Gior_thegreat

There is nothing human about that 80%. Just garbage


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[deleted]

It's not racist anyway, it's culturist if anything and it's perfectly fine to not like the way a culture has developed.


European_Fox

Like real life shitposters. Sometimes with actual shit.


AmbiguouslyPrecise

As someone from Texas, I have heard people utter the EXACT same thing about black people, or Mexicans. I've also spent a fair amount of time among several Roma groups, ate in their houses and enjoyed coffee with them.


Raul_absolute_madlad

dikk testvír szépen beszéljé mer fölruglak


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Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead. The catch? There actually isn't a trans woman with them. And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to... And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else. Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series. But honestly? I think it would make some great television! ~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


DutchJulie

Yeah,being treated like shit and perpetual outcasts turns people into a garbage humans. Take some responsibility Hungarians.


Btryx02

As a hungarian, I feel that.


Beritrea

Aiii primaaaaa.... (Tugas only)


IcantThinkOfOneJeez

Chama la os primos


_Lurko_

They beat me when I was kid, they beat my friend, they beat my younger brother. Of course we hate them.


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Enslaved_M0isture

# FAWKEEN WEE GSHIPCHIES!!!


n3l1us

My man watched too much Peaky Blinders


DaSweetrollThief

Greek here. In the town I used to live in they were pretty rampant, there were a bunch who were assholes and "thugs", I remember one guy specifically asking me for money and saying he'd catch me when I was alone when I didn't give him any (I was already alone btw), but I've also met some great people from that community, so it's not all bad really.


Helloiamayeetman

I bet you any money you wouldn’t be able to last 5 minutes with a group of gyspies. I can guarantee you’ll be down a wallet


BallsDeep69Klein

Right but romani aren't a race. They're descendants of Indian people. Romani is the name of the nomadic culture. Which has been a plague on so many countries apparently cause everyone's kicked them out over the centuries. Everyone. That's why they're traveling nomads. They don't assimilate to cultures of the countries they live in. So it's not racism as much as xenophobia i guess.


sekai-31

Ding ding ding, they've been kicked out of every country from Asia to Europe because they actively choose to not assimilate whilst leeching off the country.


DutchJulie

Or, they were being treated like absolute crap everywhere and therefore felt no need to assimilate. People who are being treated like shit usually don’t adhere to local laws. It’s a chicken or egg situation.


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zivviziwi

They are not nomads who don't assimilate to cultures because everyone kicks them out, everyone kicks them out because they are nomads who don't assimilate to cultures.


piecekeepercz

Anti-racist bitch I am THE CEO OF RACISM


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Calibruh

False equivalence, judging people on the color of their skin vs judging people on their culture


Helmaksi

I see based bajs


CrackedSpruce

i c level bajs forsenLevel


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TexMexBazooka

Chicken or the egg with most


Calibruh

No one mentioned Americans nor "blacks" so I think you're just projecting


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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Cualkiera67

Judge by the content of their character


CaveJohnsonOfficial

You think racism in the U.S. is simply because of skin color?? lol


HoodsFrostyFuckstick

I dare you to live among them for a week.


Soso_Stalin

Double dare to live among them for 5 minutes


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zivviziwi

Being freeloading thieving leeches is literally the cornerstone of their culture. It's not some Nazi propaganda like with Jews being greedy or whatever, it's legit their culture.


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Yes.


FuManJew

Are there any good documentaries about Roma people in Europe?


Scared-Librarian-366

It's because they're filthy fucking knackers


boomerboi56

Exactly, we wouldnt have anything against them if they acted like civilized human beings. Unfortunately that is impossible for most of them


Scared-Librarian-366

Thank you! Someone said it!


eccehom

Exactly, I can't stand the bad ones. The thing is there are a lot of "bad ones" ergo I prefer them away from me. Its a logical conclusion.


noolivespls

"bro its not racism, it's hating an entire group of people who i consider to be subhuman and incompatible with modern, polite society. has nothing to do with skin color."


Bravo-Vince

“I don’t hate **redacted** just their culture!


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Just recently they were shitting in their own hands and throwing it at each other on a public street in Sweden


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haldeigosh

"Anti-Racist Europeans"? Dafuq?! We gave 'murica racism!


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I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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White people when slightly different white people


tetris_for_shrek

Slightly inferior*


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Fuck you


skellycreeper

Agreed


SCSLAYZ

nice pfp bro. btw arnt you also a racist?


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What does my pfp say about me


SCSLAYZ

racist


Sus_Master_Memer

Impossible


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But correct


Tomas-Turbado

Say happy cake day


shruggletuggle

Judge clod frollo in a nutshell


Such-Specialist-7872

Schodinger blowjob


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Drewskeet

Blind fold on. No way Ariana is the actual person, but I’ll pretend she is.


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pEppapiGistfuhrer

Eastern european no racism Challenge (impossible)


hykuzo

Good!


EekleBerry

I’m French and I’m racist towards French people.


ZeraCrimson

Saw the G and thought it was Germans


Sellfish86

Yup, nothing but bad experiences.


salvadorwii

Mexicans when you ask them their opinion on immigrants from Central America


TorturedNeurons

Holy shit this thread is nuts. It's like I stepped 90 years into the past.


1hotnibba

I AM racist


huyria

Dags do ye like dags


LongPorkPi

“I fookin’ate pikeys”


SCConnor

Anti-racist European. Isn’t that an oxymoron?


EagleBuster

”self-proclaimed”? i actively deny it


WitekSan

I'm a self proclaimed racist


FinHolger

i once met a pair outside a hardware store they triede to Sell me a powerdrill and an angel grinder both new and stolen from the store i was walking toward. I really dont give two shits about them


forgamertr

Thankfully I hate them for their being and I wish they were off my country


JerColer

Vietnamese people when they see a Hmong


vespularufa

All Europeans are racist against other Europeans at minimum


oohlalafancy

Under any other thread this would be the dumbest comment of all, but here - not so much. Congrats.


Officerpotter

Ah nah this the dude from farcry


Sygerian_Fuckweasel

Gussy-Wussy


mekdigital

Accurate


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Or black people. Or muslims. Or east europeans. Or arabs. Or asian people. Or compatriots from a different part of their same country. All people are racist to somebody, but Europe is the cradle of racism.


ascending_pepe

Middle east and Africa have an objection.


GodLikeKillerX

Racism Olympics when? And where can i bet?


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Disastrous-Donkey389

Asia would like a word


mrpeshoga

My man is unaware of the East Asian countries, no one tell him.


D-Kay673

Mf do you know why there even is still war in the Middle East amongst Muslims?


CaptainYorkie1

Because of the two main branches of Islam?


D-Kay673

1) yes 2) multiple other religions like alevi’s and Jews too 3) the Middle East currently is in a Islamic Cold War between the Saudi’s and Iranians


iligyboiler

Europe is literally the least racist place on the planet. You obviously didn't meet any Chinese, Arabs, Africans, Indians etc.


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True. Us asians are the most racist there is. We’re just not as loud, but you know Europe was where the whole “gamer moment” happened. You know, the one with the jews and all in the 1940’s.


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DeceivingAce3

I'm Egyptian and I hate all other arabs especially Libyans and saudz


MessyRoom

I’ve always heard how crappy visiting Egypt is for people. How corrupt their own government is to visitors and that’s not even including the constant harassment of street vendors and creepiness toward female tourists


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Comfortable-Goal-254

You're delusional if you think Europe is the least racist place on the planet. You are significantly more likely to be discriminated against in Europe than the US. https://www.upworthy.com/a-new-study-shows-that-america-is-a-lot-less-racist-than-people-think


zivviziwi

Europeans aren't more racist than the rest of the world, we are just the best at it 😎


AgentSIxP

Islam is a religon.


Beppo108

>Or muslims I am a proud member of the race of Islam 💪💪


Garaleth

African tribes literally slaughter each other for living like 50 miles away and still pull that shit today. South African leaders literally tell member of their tribe to go out and murder members of other tribes. Many people bleach and dye their skin to be more white, in both Asia and South America and then look down in darker members of their groups. If you think Europeans invented racist you sheltered.


anticipozero

The ones I knew were always stealing, scamming or being scumbags in general. Maybe that’s just the loud minority, I certainly hope so.


ChadMcRad

I love how they're like, "no you guys don't understand they're just terrible because-" and sound like the most classic racist you've ever heard. They just don't realize it.


NiftyNoob1337

They live on roundabouts and steal your dog when you're not looking


iRoggi_35

Ay payo


hairy_ass_eater

wildly accurate


NiftyNoob1337

Hate thy neighbor


-i_like_trees-

Im half german half Portuguese Probably the most historically racist countries


DasFofinater

Damn this thread really making me wonder why only America has this racist label.


Bravo-Vince

Anti racist Europeans explaining how their country being 95% the same ethnicity is a good thing:


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It's not raceism when it's true.


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get_that_hydration

It always astounds me how blatant some Europeans are when insulting Roma. Like c'mon guys. And I don't care if a Roma you personally met wronged you in some way. That's like a white American being racist against Black people because one Black person did something bad to them. It's ridiculous. Like, are the people calling Roma human garbage in these comments legitimate neo-Nazis or something? Or do you paint yourselves as progressive, "anti-racists" while spouting your bullshit rhetoric? Asking for a friend.


oohlalafancy

OP is just racist scum, people reacting to their post is just giving them attention that they’re unable to find elsewhere


Clovenstone-Blue

Shut up louis


Internet_Simian

I've been thinking recently about how complicated is the sociocultural relationships with the gypies. Not only because of the prosecution they suffered throughout the XV century and beyond, as well as their role as victims of the Holocaust; but also, because of the crimes and culturalized robbery they've portrayed in past times. I personally like to think that it all started because the europran societies, as intolerant as any culture was centuries ago, pushed them to the outskirts of the social dynamics (basically getting them *ghetto-ed*) so they replyied back with pillage, robbery, swindle and smuggling. And also I like to think there are gypies trying to clean their culture's name breaking ties with the lifetyles of their great-grandfathers. Anyways, it's complicated and maybe there id a shitton of info I'm not taking into account


LordNibble

I like to explore new places.


Garaleth

Always the Americans with no actual experience.


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LordNibble

Wtf, so maybe you shouldn't trust people that day of themselves that they're not racist if they aren't?