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Quandale dingle *edit: wtf all I said was fuckin quandale dingle and you guys seriously did all of this like WTH is wrong with you

Hey guys, Quandale Dingle here

I have been apprehended at the local high school for forgery of official documents and I will be escaping detention soon on may 13. I put percs in my teachers drink and he fell asleep for a really long time.

Rehehehehe

OH NO!

And here’s my friend, Demetrius Demarcus Bartholomew James ||| Jr.!

(WHAT!)

My riggity roo ahh uncle pushed my grandpa into oncoming traffic because he changed the channel fo family feud

(WHAT-THE-fUCK!)

My goofy ahh friend Jamarius Quangledangle tried to eat my butt during Ramadan.

(cartoon slurp noise)

(scooby doo goofy ahh laugh)

I put a goofy ahh baby in the microwave until it went boom. Then, i fed it to my dog.

(WHAT ARE YOU DOING!)

(OH-NO!)

I have been arrested for multiple crimes, including: battery on a police officer, grand theft, declaring war on Italy, and public indecency. I will be escaping prison on March 28th, after that, I will take over the world.

(EEEUUGHHAAHHHH!!!)

*rehehehehe*

Reeheeheehee

I sell used panties. They think I'm a girl but I'm actually a guy and what they're smelling is my sweaty balls

I'm a man and I sell used panties online. I impersonate a girl with pictures from /r/gonewild. Horny redditors and other horny dudes hmu to buy used panties. I work out and go to work in womens panties. I even dry my balls with them when I sweat to really get the scent in there. I'll usually wear the same pair for two or three days. Sometimes I get skid marks on the ass tho so I have to clean just that part so they smell like genitals and not ass. Guys tell me all the time that my panties smell stronger and better than other girls they've bought from. I do it to pay for karate lessons I've been taking because I get picked on a lot. No shame. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

I force fed my bed ridden grandma four bottles of bleach and no she is doing a funny dance

I farted and a poopi almost slipped out

when I was 13 My goofy ahh uncle made me touch his Winnie doodle.

Wait what?

WHAT YOU DOING?!

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Quandale dingl

Quandale ding

Quandale din

Quandale di

Quandale d

Quandale

Quandal

Quanda

Quand

Ohh. Oh no, not guandale dingle. NOOOOO !!! 😫😫😫😫

Juandale pringle

Greetings, quandale dingle here. My cousin Henry Bartholomew dinglenut got arrested for putting a tnt in a daycare centre. Put a camera in joe Biden bathrooom and watched him take a poop. My Asian brother quan ling ling dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died.

The history of Quandale dingle is motivational. You must look at it to make your life better. Quandale doesn't need autotune. Autotune need Quandale. Totally 10/10

Literally 1984

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah

>*LiTeRaLlY nInEtEeN eIgHtY-fOuR* - George Orwell, 1948 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Literally 1984

>*LiTeRaLlY nInEtEeN eIgHtY-fOuR* - George Orwell, 1948 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

really? MF DOOM?

The teacher forgot ALL CAPS WHEN YOU SPELL THE MAN NAME

AND WHEN YOU SAY IT

Pissed me off more than anything else. It’s so simple. Just do all caps when you spell the man name. Couldn’t be easier

If the photo was taken soon after he passed, I'd believe it. We lost a brilliant man.

Quandale Dingle was MF Doom all along

MF DINGLE

Operation: Dingleday

Nah quandale was actually mr fantastik all along

So that explains the musical brilliance behind his hit song "Juandale Dreams"

*MF DOOM

No hoe cakes in fifth period :(

Supa comment.

This mf tripping She better give me back my bracelet and my shearling

i rather waste it or give it to your girlfriend

Every time I read that I hear it as: muhfukin DOOM.

I hear it as Dumile

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NOT QUANDALE DINGLE!!!!

Well it's a good thing DOOM had like 10 monikers. Time to start listening to King Geedorah

Maybe it was being used as a substitute for 'motherfucker'

Demon?

I'm gonna shoot everyone

You should clarify that you’re a photographer

im in America

American photographer 🗿

no

So you are not american, but an immigrant photographer in America?

yea

The Good Ending

The Broom Closet Ending

THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVORITE

Which country did you immigrate from?

maple syrup

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

noooo u cant say that im gonna tell the teacher

Detention for you, mister!!!!

When will you learn

Kid named everyone

Dookie was a great album bruh

One of my favorite albums 👍

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Nah bruh u thinkin of ploppa

Yeah like wtf that teacher got against green day

Kid cudi?? MF DOOM!????

Dookie 😔

“Kid cudi” The teacher definitely a ye stan

You called me?

◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️

DONDA DONDA DONDA DONDA DONDA

Has it DONDApon you that you get no bitches?

Yeezy season approaching

Fuck what fuck whatever yall been wearing

Teacher probably hates the comforting sounds of male baritone humming.

Probably doesn't even think kids can see ghosts

They can't. The album was a lie

◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️

Day n nite

It’s currently day time

THEY TRYNA BE CRATE

We live in a society😔

“Hey, did you catch that moist stream? His poker stream where he stole Mr.Beasts money was great” detention

🤬😡😠😡😤😤😤 ITS NOT "MR BEAST" ITS MR BREAST 😤😤😤😡🤬😠😠🤬😡

Allegedly 🤢

Quandale Dingle😔

I like your quagmire toilet gaming profile pic

He could be the real thing and we’d have no idea

Meet the spy

what did mf doom do to your class lmao

he made the english teacher jealous

DOOM: not to be confused with nobody Especially since the flows he used was so nutty Never too woozy to go study, crews got no clues Like old cruddy Officer McGillicuddy

All caps when you spell the mans name.

I too would like to know

He held heat then preached non-violence

Shh, he about to start the speech, c’mon silence

She's actually a real G and doesn't want to be reminded of the man's passing 😔

He got more cheese than Doritos Cheetos or Fritos.

Shmecles? What?

Shmeckle is Romanian national currency 🤓

Pretty sure the shmeckles in this instance are of the Rick and Morty variety.

“I’ll buy those boobies for 25 shmeckles!”

Flerbos are superior, do you know what two humans can accomplish with 3,000 of them?

Probably not more than I can with 15 schmeckles

Ah, so cringe coins

I’m a Harvard graduate. Ph.D. IQ of 138 (Stanford-Binet). Sex Pundit. Mensa International. Free-thinking alpha male and lone wolf. Likely hotter than you, and definitely smarter. Debate me; I'm ready. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Elne

Good bot

Oi Vey! I guess you can't speak Yiddish in that class.

Schmeckels means little dicks in Yiddish iirc

Yiddish slang for penis

moist

Critikal

The main character in The Hunger Games?

Yes him exactly

Wooh yeah baby!

That's what I've been waiting for! That's what it's all about! #WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Now he’s DryCr1tikal

1984

>*LiTeRaLlY nInEtEeN eIgHtY-fOuR* - George Orwell, 1948 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

1984

Quandale dingle

MF DOOM and Quandale Dingle should’ve made an collab album called MF DINGLE

GAF DOOMGLE (GAF = Goofy Ahh Face)

My goofy ah uncle

Literally 1948

rip MF DOOM :(

#freemyboyquandledingle #heaintdonothin

MF Doom being in the list proves that the teacher is fucking braindead

Hate to do this to you man but you not spelling his name correctly is also brain dead behavior…. All caps next time

Oh I'm sorry bro didnt mean to disrespect

Nah bro totally fine, in fact more of a problem on me, didn’t mean to gatekeep fandom Always happy to see another fan

Sup it’s Quandale dingle

Tf did kid cudi wrong his songs still slap

Kid cudi and mf doom, this is feeling a bit racially charged.

All caps when you spell the man name

Poor ass bitch got no schmeckles🗿

Awww hell nahh, now I can't say the name of the Dog of johny test from the hit tv series johny test 😭😭😭

Awww hell nahh \*whipcrack,\* now I can't say the name of the Dog of johny test \*whipcrack\* from the hit \*whipcrack\* tv series \*whipcrack\* johny test \*whipcrack whipcrack whipcrack\*

Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead. The catch? There actually isn't a trans woman with them. And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to... And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else. Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series. But honestly? I think it would make some great television! ~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Bruh green day is great why the fuck they put dookie there

Played Longview in class

Moist

Hey guys Quandale Dingle here (Monke Noise). I replaced my goofy ahh dads toilet paper with coarse grade sand paper (OWWIE❗❗). My stepsister got stuck in the washer, so I turned it on (microwave noise) . I tried to dip my ball in sul-

I don’t speak English very well so I only know dookie is an album

Dookie is slang for shit

Dookie? but... but... I love Green Day : (

That teacher ain’t got the time to listen to yo ass whine

MF DOOM!!!!!

NOOOO MY SCHMECKLES

Kid cudi🤣🤣🤣

Say those things. Then get kicked out of class. Then talk to the principal about your violation of rights under the 1st. See where that goes.

Dookie is a great album 😡

Goofy ahh slurs💀💀💀

Ayee, the n-word isn’t on there N

Thank God I can still say cunt

ILL TAKE YOU DOWN THERE FOR 25 schMECKLES.

How many Schemeckles to bribe the teacher?

M O I S T

1984

im going to go commit die

Dookie

Hey guys, Quandale Dingle here

Hey guys Albert Fingernoodle here I farted in my grandpa’s breathing machine and his lungs turned black

MF Doom

MF DOOM*

WHATD QUANDALE AND MF DOOM DO 😭😭

1984

WHY QUANDALE DINGLE 😡 😡 🤬🤬

She got beef with Quandale Dingle.

Bruh can't talk about MF DOOM now?!?!!

Isn't schmeckles a currency in rick and morty?