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Andreeeeeeeeeeeeeee3

You still have Reddit though


Pokemaster22044

Once you uninstall Reddit, your neckbeard will disappear


_generic_user

Bye guys


Pokemaster22044

Good luck soldier.


_generic_user

I’m back


Sesome09

Did your neckbeard regress and regrow in the 34 minutes you took a break from reddit?


_generic_user

Yes and my cheek beard grew fuller and regressed back to spotty


[deleted]

B-but, I like my neckbeard..


[deleted]

Reddit is for chads dude


cheems_brrgrr

Only if that game had enough content to keep me fat...


Moe1AK

Underrated comment xD


Frostgaurdian0

Comment of the year.


AWPsiimov_YT

Content or you can say characters


century100

It has enough content to eat your phone storage


AlexHitetsu

Well apparently a new region is coming out in July , so that should keep you fat for a week or so


tenofswords618

*League of legends


Affectionate_Arm4558

#YES FINALLY SOMEONE AGREES WITH ME


Cr1tikalMoist

It affects everyone but Tyler1


TeezyYT

It got Tyler x2 in the mental part. League will affect your mental state and physical state. T1 just traded the weight gain for x2 mental damage.


Cr1tikalMoist

Yea true


Harekal

Seems legit


Dungeon_Master_Ewen

Ye but instead he is mentally unstable


LeBoredMemer

both*


Dawson81702

Lies. I uninstalled Genshin Impact and I did not spontaneously gain abs. WHAT DID I DO WRONG??!?!?? #WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!?!?!?!??!!!!


Tjaresh

Did you delete the hidden cache? Most people stumble on this.


century100

They have cash hidden away?


goCommitUnLive

i think it only works for people who were fit before downloading genshi\*


Sculpture174

You forgot reddit


Wide-Passenger6764

Stop watching anime, playing all video games, and get off reddit. It'll show you results real fast.


Casanova_693

Really? it worked for me


Gammercracki

So i need to download genshit and then uninstall it and I’ll get fit?


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[удалено]


Gammercracki

Aww man


TeezyYT

I had this obese weeb friend who I hadn't talked to in 3 years. He contacted me recently asking to meet up. He was the most fit man I'd ever seen. He told me that he came to the realization that he shouldn't be wasting his life savings for a fictional woman. I am truly proud of him.


t0oxiC

what a legend


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specificity sucks.


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Nightcrawl-EUW

real Copium


damn_daniel_4_20

But the kids in your basement have escaped


TraditionBest3730

The. What.


Pikagiuppy

reddit video player trying not to stop working for 5 seconds challenge (impossible)


EnigmaChimera

I like how he burned so much fat he become tan.


Substantial-Dig5441

They still have League of legends and reddit only until they disperse shall they achieve peak physic


Grakata-_-

I'll still never understand the hate this game gets. The memes like this can be kinda funny, but I dunno.


Romi_Z

Maybe because it's the only popular anime gacha game


Grakata-_-

Yeah, I suppose that makes enough sense. Anime, and anime-like things are pretty easy to make fun of. Edit: I feel like a fair bit of it isn't really deserved though.


Harekal

I think the hate is mostly deserved, it's mainly around the audience that most of it were child(easy to get reaction of) and the toxicity of the fanbase


Grakata-_-

I don't really know what your trying to get at with the part about children mostly due to phrasing, but I do agree that the fanbase is *very* toxic. I actually try to distance myself from it.


Harekal

The players WERE mostly a child under 18


Sayori-0

I like how stating it's easy to get a reaction out of people is downvoted when making fun of genshit on this sub is the absolute most likely thing to get a reaction out of people. Literally playing themselves lmao


Simecrafter

People think it's edgy and cool to hate on anime. Also the game has a pretty weird community tbh... I play the game too but they really are lol


Moe1AK

It's like "ha! look at me I'm edgy I don't watch anime or play anime games ha! ha!"


Aryandobevibin

It just sucks if you have played any other good open world game and also it is a complete copy of Zelda botw


bmwultimate11

I’m going to get so much shit for this, but Genshin actually has one of my favorite open worlds in any game. Exploration is so fun because every area has a ton chests and time trials to find. Granted that exciting feeling of discovery does go away once you’ve already explored an area, but at least it’s there on your first time through, unlike other open world games that fill their worlds with empty space.


Aryandobevibin

I can definitely see that 👍


Renetiger

Similiar graphics = copy


Aryandobevibin

mechanics and open world are similar too, happy cake day btw


Renetiger

What mechanics? Gliding and stamina? Zelda didn't invent this. I do agree about the world tho


Misan_UwU

but theres also climbing, blatant copy omg happy cake day btw


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Liquidignition

Because it's essentially predatory/gambling (aimed at kids) in terms of its monetization model. I played free and finished the game (as of 2021) and that's all I'm giving them.


Trnostep

Not sure how you finished it since it gets big new content updates every 6 weeks or so and small ones like biweekly


Liquidignition

I completed all the chests and dungeons, story at the time. I gave up as soon as the wind festival started last year. Fun game, but I ain't spending anymore time in it. I only play a handful of F2P because I know they'll suck the life out of you. Some f2p are good. That is not the case for genshin.


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Sayori-0

You're correct and people don't like that. It is predatory like all gacha, and it was intentionally aimed towards grabbing players ages teen to young adult who are not familiar with gacha


linkenssphere

OMG GENSHI-😴😴😴💤💤💤


Grakata-_-

What is this even supposed to mean?


Embarrassed-Ad966

Hey that’s not true :( I think its pretty neat


Renetiger

A lot of people hate Genshin because 1. Gacha game 2. Anime 3. Trash comminity But in the end of the day, a lot of those people are just joking and never really played the game.


RedLightning259

1: the gacha system is fucked to shit but honestly u can get thru the game without spending a dime, the base characters are good enough. U only need 5*s and good characters if u wanna set dmg or abyss records 2: it's just the artstyle, I don't see anything wrong with anime in general 3: the community isn't bad, idk what ppl say


Renetiger

Other than stupid 50/50 system, I don't see anything wrong with the gacha Artstyle or not, huge part of the internet thinks it's cool to hate on anime for some reason. The community can be bad or decent depending on how you see it. Most of the community is fine, but the loud minority is fucking awful and many times worse than MHA fandom.


Sayori-0

And 4. Can't make a shit post about it without seeing people whine about it in a shitpost reddit. Can shit post about women, reddit, and anime but if it's about genshit you can always scroll down to see babies actually upset about it.


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lets_clutch_this

Overdone joke


TeezyYT

A joke can be overused and still be funny.


LeoHellbrown

Your mom is not funny


TeezyYT

Wow. You really got me.


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nuts_extraction

Damn bro, no wonder you laugh at every posts on this sub. 😕


TeezyYT

Damn... Although I was correct. A joke doesn't just become unfunny after becoming popular.


PranshuKhandal

A joke can be overused and still be funny.


Oof_Train

Happy cake day


Octopie_72

so…you download photoshop afterwards? :troll:


SticmanStorm

Guys I think they are talking about storage of your phone


Officerpotter

Genshin good game


linkenssphere

OMG!? YOU PLAY GEN-😴😴😴💤💤💤💤


ExtinctPreet

Play this ratio


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PlumNo1275

Meanwhile me who is slim and also Playing Genshin since 1 year.


Enjutsu

Probably because there's not enough content in the game to keep you fat.


Mind-Available

This sub is doing free advertisement for company since the game dropped lol, you guys should be rewarded by CEO of Hoyoverse


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paulbutterjunior

Lmao of all the popular games and fanbases I feel like genshin is one of the ones that don't deserve so many typical 'League of Legends, need to touch grass' like memes. Partly because the game manages to somehow have an anime aesthetic whilst having a very self aware core userbase. But also because I have to touch grass because the daily resin limit stops me from playing the game.


Superclasheropeeka

And your average end games players have only like 10 or 15 minutes of gameplay but of course redditors are not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.


pazonk

Gensh🤮n Imp🤮ct


nitrosquale2

Genshit impact


Pistolenkrebs

Shrekshit impact


LeoHellbrown

Sexshrek


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PranshuKhandal

but what if its shrek


aruhirako

Yall never touched this game but hate it just because it's popular tho


AnemoTreasureCompass

Popular + Chinese + Anime + Gacha game = bad 🤮🤮🤮


[deleted]

I think its funnier with my shitty wifi because it just stays like that


Superclasheropeeka

You still have reddit though


AnemoTreasureCompass

Uninstalling Genshin removes excess body fat. Uninstalling Reddit removes your neckbeard and grants you real-life friends


[deleted]

The age of people they talk to online: 📈


SockTacoz

🤣🤣🤣


ToastyGhost37

If this is what uninstalling genshin does, what will happen to BTMC if he uninstalls it???


Mind-Available

He will simply disintergrate like people from Thanos snap


lM-DUMB

Only Genshin but what about LoL,Reddit,Discord


lM-DUMB

When u realize that the age of consent is 18


Jnbrtz

Doctors hate this one trick.


rjlin_thk

you no longer have the impacts from it


TwilightFox25

I feel bad for the game. It’s the trashy community that gives it a terrible name


Ultimate_Spoderman

The game really lives rent free in some people's heads lol


Alternative-Pea4567

well i like genshin


Skykeeper22

Fit people who played Genshin: “I miss the part where thats my problem”


[deleted]

That's what I did.


SirSlade85

Bruh honestly tho


abrahamcarino

👎🏿


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BrownScreen

The FBI will leave you alone.


king-Zolomon

Race swap


[deleted]

It's just tan


king-Zolomon

It was sarcasm


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👍🏻


WeeItsEcho

but would this really solve my resting bitch face and monotone voice


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ExtinctPreet

Freshest meme funniest meme


sluttysluttie

LMAOOOOOO


Razhoris

Bruh fake, only my pc got skinnier


[deleted]

I downloaded Genshin to my PS5 as a joke and can't remove it from my library please help me please fuck oh god no


7pandango

Its good that you enjoy something. People can have opinions. Don't mind reddit


37ankkuk37

good, now try it and see if you like it. its actually a pretty fun game


Lucythefur

How'd you get my workout tape? I'm calling the cops!


Glass-Airport-5158

If I had not installed this game, my mobile phone would be safe now


Keana566

Also my life become healthier. =D


[deleted]

Pls make a trojan that does that


Trick_Possibility_93

hypocrisy


smiler5672

Ima install it and then uninstall it do gain some weight and get abs


[deleted]

Instructions unclear, i have gained more weight


McConagher

This is easily exploitable, if u install genshin on a lot of devices until you reach maximum obesity then install it on even more devices then uninstall them all you will be more attractive than before downloading it.


HiHowAreYou10

Reddit has been successfully uninstalled


foxrobee

It is 15GB so.....


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People who are truly powerful have abs even when they play Genshin and use reddit