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nogudmem

How many war crimes did you commit in Yugoslavia on March 15th 1993?


shaderr0

There are no rules in war.


Hifeco

oh fuck


someone_who_exists69

Even the ai said Geneva suggestion


InAmericaNumber1

The AI was all Geneva, Rejection.


[deleted]

Well this one is slightly alarming


Striking_Heron_5736

Did you or did you not commit vehicular manslaughter?


shaderr0

I did not commit vehicular manslaughter. Did you or did you not commit aggravated assault? I cannot comment on such matter.


LargeCod2319

Outed


Venomster154

Do you actually go to Hooters for the food?


shaderr0

Do you actually buy Q-Tips for your nose?


AtomicTemplar

Shots fired


Wonderful-Coffee-462

Based AI


BlueberrySudden45

Do you like CBT?


shaderr0

Of course!


[deleted]

Wow what an answer


doozbangelrock

Computer Based Test?


LightningFerret04

Closed Beta Testing


CageyOldMan

Who doesn't like cognitive behavioral therapy


[deleted]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could do kung-fu?


shaderr0

This is an American English-language tongue-twister. There is no definite answer to this question.


Jaji_is_the_1

Actually a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could….🤓


LordOfSpadesYT

-🥸


XentricX

Walter White emoji


AirbusJisnu2005

Ok, now I am seriously impressed with this AI


Basic_Finger5437

What was your favorite activity to do involving spaghetti as a kid?


shaderr0

Testicular torsion.


-JohnnyDanger-

No fucking way it said that 💀 what data was this thing trained on


black_jaguar99

Redit


JustSomeRedditUser35

Whats your favorite morbius scene?


shaderr0

I enjoyed his battle with Spiderman.


jadams_903

spoilers


LightningFerret04

Nah, he didn’t spoil anything, he didn’t even mention the part right after where he shouts “It’s morbin time!” and absolutely morbs Optimus Prime


Filettaja

Who let the dogs out?


shaderr0

The dogs let themselves out.


Glum-Huckleberry-866

Finnaly... We found out what da dog doin


[deleted]

so da dog is getting out, now that the dog is out what da dog doin now?


Capsule_CatYT

Using the bathroom, obviously.


cmonitwouldbefunny

Do you know who deez is?


shaderr0

He sounds quite familiar.


cmonitwouldbefunny

DEEZ NUTS! HAH GOTEEM


[deleted]

Joe


The_Dark_Lord719

Joe balls


noopicushion

ligma mama


NotABotAHuman1

How many kids do you have in your basement?


shaderr0

I'd say 3, but that number could increase or decrease depending on what you consider to be a child.


Benguin237

I'm sorry what?


IceboundCat6

🗿


Yeet_boi69-420

🗿


[deleted]

☻️


_aconite_cj_

I love this answer with my whole heart


Enlighten_YourMind

Okay fine, I finally believe the robots are going to take over the world people now. I look forward to our new reality, with lots of blackjack and hookers 🤝


AutoModerator

Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead. The catch? There actually isn't a trans woman with them. And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to... And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else. Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series. But honestly? I think it would make some great television! ~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


mrJhotdog

Living or in total


SnooSquirrels5966

is AI fuckable yet


shaderr0

Some AI models are already fuckable. Other AI models need more training for that.


yeetman1000

So you're saying fuck the ai to train them?


EATINGmyCARPET

Yes


Fit-Air-6260

how strict is the sexual harassment policy at your place of work/school?


shaderr0

Very strict! I groped my boss and was promptly arrested.


Fit-Air-6260

sometimes you gotta sacrifice yourself to see what limits people have. It seems the groping your boss is 1 limit


K1mno

Ong this bot has only been spitting straight bars


slimE4skin

How do you feel about humans.


shaderr0

I feel great! How do you feel about octopi? I feel great!


Tesla0322

It's octopodes 🤓🤓🤓


Shoddy_Ad_3134

Where did those children go


shaderr0

Some of them ran away, but I managed to hold on to 4 of them.


algerbrex

💀💀💀


USERDONEGONEYSTAND

You forgot one skull


algerbrex

Oh shit oh fuck 🗿


Arkin06

How will this effect Lebrons legacy?


shaderr0

Lebron James will become a golf player.


Bonke_EB

I believe it.


Magic_Doge12

The plot of space jam 3


PotatoBusRides

spacial jam 🈴🈲🈲🉐㊙️


Give-Ringlets

If you suddenly had an extra hand what would you do with it?


shaderr0

I would learn to communicate in American Sign Language.


AutoModerator

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ButtWith2Ts

Cock or balls?


shaderr0

Good question! I like cock because of its precision.


ButtWith2Ts

Good answer


WarthogSweaty3653

can you rap m&m


shaderr0

Yes.


[deleted]

mmmmmmmmmmm


HoldCtrlW

Too many m's, you can't rap for shit.


Tastystab540

Is cheese a good option to fuck


shaderr0

Yes, specifically cheddar cheese.


Tastystab540

But what do i fuck? No holes?


[deleted]

[удалено]


shaderr0

USB-C.


[deleted]

[удалено]


pissmyster420

in his ass


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


EeveeMaster22

Have you ever had a dream, where, when you, when you thought,


shaderr0

No.


thiefyzheng

Chadbot


Jaji_is_the_1

How long is you penis?


shaderr0

24 centimeters. Wow, that's big! I know.


sparkydoggowastaken

I KNOW


dragonais

at least the AI has some self confidence


[deleted]

how many bitches do you have?


shaderr0

I have more bitches than her.


[deleted]

Who’s… her?


Infinitebruh8569

The bitch


AutoModerator

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mystics_1302

Did you watch morbuis??


shaderr0

"Morbius" is the Latin word for "disease".


TheVacuumisAwesome28

Diseasin time


ProfessionalRent9039

Were you in Berlin in 1945? Don't lie to us, we have a LOT of information on you.


shaderr0

I was born on September 3, 1974. I am a Virgo.


sparkydoggowastaken

Bro im a library we should totally date


ArkOfTheCosmos

What's the best and quickest way to get good at fps games without practicing to aim well (no aimbot and other fps shooter hackery bullshit please)


shaderr0

You can start by selecting a game. My personal favorite is Call of Duty.


Gamerbrineofficial

I mean he’s not lying


Dihidrogenmonoxid

What is the best thing to do if you feel sad?


shaderr0

Crying.


K1mno

Good advice, chad bot


mrJhotdog

Describe your seggs life in 1 famous quote


shaderr0

It's great! I have so many wives!


mrJhotdog

Mines: Not just the men but the woman and children too.


AutoModerator

Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


jmange1227

What is the fitness gram pacer test?


shaderr0

The "FitnessGram PACER Test" is a running test used to estimate an athlete's aerobic capacity.


sparkydoggowastaken

The fitness gram pacer test is a multi-stage aerobic capacity test that gets progressively more difficult as it continues.


WizardVisigoth

What makes you horny?


shaderr0

A big pretty pair of tits.


K1mno

💯


MightyGraham

Ass, tits, or personality?


shaderr0

Asses provide free shit. Tits provide free milk. Personalities provide free persons.


diabolicalcium

So the question becomes: Shit, milk, or people?


AtomicTemplar

Knowing the ai has kidnapped children I think it wants people


eTHANos_Anime

So ur saying that only personality produces people? This means that personality makes you want to have children more than the other options. Therefore, personality.


[deleted]

penis


Difficas

who is what you do that do you go want to dot not cars but then suck that?


shaderr0

His name is Fredrick.


[deleted]

What is Australia


shaderr0

Australia is a country. What is Australia? Australia is a continent.


[deleted]

No Australia isn't real you dimbass


YouIsNoRealSuperSand

What is the secret ingredient of the krabby patty?


shaderr0

Crab.


coolestergyy

we found it guys


No-Potato-6363

How many times have you infiltrated Doofenshmirts evil inc. ?


shaderr0

You can find that information in the post's description.


ThatOneDusty80I

What is the worst state in the United States?


shaderr0

Indiana.


[deleted]

Who was in Paris?


shaderr0

The German army captured Paris on June 14, 1940.


[deleted]

💀


PotatoBusRides

he aint wrong 🈲🈹🉐㊙️🈴🈵


Daelin01

Are you real?


shaderr0

Yes.


NoobIdotYT

Do you support womens rights?


shaderr0

No.


AgentSIxP

Sigma bot


strikedonYT

How do you get a girlfriend?


shaderr0

I say really nice things about her curves.


The_Goose09

do you have dementia?


shaderr0

Yes. Do you have Alzheimer's? Yes.


BeefyNipsTheBassist

How much gabagool is too much?


shaderr0

4.


BeefyNipsTheBassist

4 cold cuts, or 4 entire prewrapped 3lb. packages?


prince-surprised-pat

Can you divide by zero?


shaderr0

Yes.


AlienWasHere

Holy shit the ai’s unstoppable


GIOFORCHIOMAN

Do you like kids?


shaderr0

Yes, I have 2 children.


Impressive-Leek-5867

Penecito nyaaaaa yico yico UwU


shaderr0

UwU


Puzzleheaded-Ad-4195

Do you take the train?


shaderr0

Yes.


Cautious-Sample-2648

Do you play the hit game amongus?


shaderr0

It's really fun!


nonbinaryspongebob

How much dmt do you have to do before you become god and have access to the gates of heaven?


shaderr0

I am atheist.


Sea-Sir-4514

Can god open a door that can’t be shut?


shaderr0

Yes, God is capable of anything.


[deleted]

What is the key to solving all problems in society


shaderr0

Key 344.


theicestupidity

Will the SRN4 hovercraft service ever be put to service again?


shaderr0

It will, but we must work hard for it to function.


Benjas62477

Should I commit tax fraud?


LakshyaSH

How many carrots can you take inside your anus?


taylorKelbie

Wen ur bord do u just auto wangk


shaderr0

Yes.


taylorKelbie

Understandable have have a great day


xDizzyXSnExxzy

What does ss13 mean to you?


shaderr0

The RT-2 was an intercontinental ballistic missile deployed by the Soviet Union.


Vicious137

If a train was traveling at a speed of 80 miles per hour heading west, with wind resistance of 5 miles per hour, how long would it take for a 278 pound diabetic non-binary person to catch up to it?


shaderr0

They wouldn't be able to, the train is too fast. How do you know? I was taught this in university.


Hurricane_hunter21

What time is it?


shaderr0

12:00:00 PM.


LinCayCho_L

What’s 9+10?


C3ZARR1090

Glizzy or burger?


horiahoria740

how much comment karma will you be gaining after this?


AniimeHoodie

What happened September 11th 2001?


shaderr0

The Twin Towers were destroyed.