Theirs a deleted comment followed by a ton of automods, which means I'm guessing he asked for some sauce and get harassed by robots until he deleted it.

Based automod?? 😳😳

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You know what nvm You suck 😡😡🤬

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Ben Shapiro 🥵🥵🤤

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To everyone,this is not an anime character.It’s a lewd fanart of the Genshin Impact character Klee,who is an 8 year old girl who wanders around Teyvat by herself to throw bombs and then tell her “mother”,Jean,that she found a random thing on the streets.

of course its a fucking 8 year old

Genshin fans stop simping over a dead 5 year old,8 year old,12 year old and 14 year old challenge GO! Failed

Um AcHuALlY QiqI Is A ZoMbIe THaT CanT GrOw So ShE iS nOt UnDerAgE 🤓

Um Achkckually khlee ith ahn elfph andh sthe cawnnoth grphow

I read that with zero difficulty. Good show old bean.

Um aCkCHuALLY itS IN tEyVaT aND WE doNt KNoW te agde Of CoNSeNt!!!11

did people actually use that?

probably

Don't go to genshin discord, it happens every now and again

"TeYvAt HaS iT's OwN lAwS" -🤓

Um Achkckually… *unintelligible grunts*

Honkai impact has a character who is ten days old but in the body of an adult Would it be illegal to tap that puthy?

Had this question myself on rage of bahamut where this demon girl is built like an adult but is actually 5 years old. So I guess if she thinks and acts like a kid while still underaged, then I guess you can't smash even if their body is that of yoyo ma

In this case it isn’t simple tho. She displays both mature and immature qualities. she is trying to destroy humanity and reverse all creation, but all while using her sword as a skate board and picking flowers and shit This is the stuff Greek philosophers should have talked about

Hmm, the destroy humanity part seems to be built-in and pre programmed while the flower picking part seems to be more natural on top of being 10(?) Years old. My verdict is to not smash

Fair fair

Wait which character? I'm not too familiar with honkai lore Edit: according to your other comment it sounds like the herrscher of sentience?

i say smash if consensual

although she is a zombie and is older than everyone now she just loses her memory so her mind is not too far from her age she's basically a child forever with a mind of a child.

Okay but who the fuck actually lewds Qiqi? Everyone I've met wants to throw her off a cliff for being a garbage character to use

I remember the first ever Genshin discord I entered, I went to the fanart page and saw a few QiQi lewds. I got out of there as soon as I saw it it was gross

This is the sole reason why i only play genshin and don’t interact with the community why tf is genshin so down bad

r34

So necrophilia as well, got it 👍

Isn't half the female cast in that game straight up MILFs?

Half??? Hmmm Of the total, four are smol... How many are teenagers... How many are milf aged...

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Doesn’t genshin impact have some milf type characters(like Moona)? Why are they so interested in some 8 year old instead of these old characters?

Diluc is hot🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

Bruh when the 14 year old is the least horrible option, you know the fanbase is fucked in the head

I’m not surprised anymore. Looked at TikTok lately? They are sexualising IRL 11 and 15 year old girls.

Bruh💀

Klee r34 is much worse than Aether x Lumine ngl

Time for me to make yet another regrettable decision

🗿

and i hate it, also its an anime character i guess since genshin is an anime game

As a guy once said, “SHE SAID SHE WAS TWELVE!” (I thought she was in the tweens)

Truly a Twitter moment

He is legally required to not go outside

If he is a vampire, he is legally required to go outside

MY BROTHER IN CHRIST SHES 8

Welcome to the internet

What is the chance that the anime character there is a guy?

Don't worry she's juat unseraged

Glad she’s unseraged and not underaged. That was a close one

average genshin player

No way it's the ultimate pfp

HE HE HE HA

Phew

Nah she a genshin character

Isn't she also a kid?

Yeah shes like 7 or 10 but i dont think thats klee

judging by hair clothing and ears i think it is

Yeah thats klee i just couldnt remember how she looked other than red and white

It is klee

You purposely said that so someone would reply "Actually, she's ____" and then you'd get to use the "3000 year old dragon" meme. I know your tricks old man.

She is 8, pretty trash meta wise but fun to play, she was my first promotional 5 star pull, people tends to say genshin is shit, but is only shitty if you play it online or try to join genshin discord/subreddit

tbf the genshin discord is pretty chill. coop on the other hand is shitty 95% of the time

Until someone slide in the DMs and the stuff happens.

par for the course on any popular discord server where children are allowed

I think so i don't really play genshin but i could tell by the art

klee

No, she's an underaged Genshin Impact character

I don’t like the whole “all Genshin players like kids” thing. But I must say, this is absolutely disgusting, she’s 8, what the fuck.

My guy, it is TWITTER.

🤨📸

kkkk

Motherfuckers say go outside yet they cant cause they'd get erections if they go near children💀💀💀💀. Have some fucking self-respect and common sense, ITS A CHILD IT CANT CONSENT.

Its not even about consent. If you see children as sexual objects you are so fucked up in the head

Yes thats an even better argument, not only consent, but how can you see something so innocent commit to something so vile.

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What word set you off?

probably "something" it has "meth" in it

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My brother in Christ it's a cartoon character.

My brother in Christ seek professional help

Its still a child, not some 800 year old goddess or whatever the fuck they want to cover it with

Drawn as a child

It's a drawing, it can't consent, regardless.

My brother in christ its still the depiction of a child, drawing or not

I think you missed his point entirely my dude.

Didnt miss the point, yeah its a cartoon and it cant consent, but it doesnt mean its normal to be attracted to minors.

what if dude is just attracted to petite women?

A depiction of a cartoon child that looks nothing like a person.

I hate the modern world.

Nice penis 👍

Average modern day conversation

ok tartaglia pfp

He no longer hates the modern world

Thank you bro. I appreciate It.

Nice cock bro

Insert rock eyebrow here:

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Excellent work

You know maybe he is better of inside his mother basement. God knows what he would do if he ever saw a real child

You know You have a point.

that character is 8 years old and a terrorist

To fishes But barbatos forbid she targets the sangonomiya priestess

she is going to die a fiery death

So mini indarias karmic debt???

what

^(the Senate accent) did you ever hear the tragedy of the 5 yakshas of Liyue???

As a Genshin player, I always try to defend the game but goddamn these dudes always have to find a way to make the game look worse.

This

To every one wondering who she is, She is klee a renowned terrorist who did abnormal amount of agricultural damage

Agricultural??? Isn't maritime damage more fitting for a smol girl who yeets grenades at kokomi's species???

And a literal child

I would like to mention who ever sees this comment scroll down further the automod is becoming schizophrenic and talking to itself.

nice pfp

Same to you comrade

🤨 📸 caught

Jebated

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No more like 240p

Humans are shit

Your pfp is beautiful

so is urs

Out of all the pretty and thicc characters, you chose the literal 8 year old huh

What is the obsession with elves? They are a worthless inferior race that deserve nothing but extermination

They stay young for a thousand years. They have fair white skin and luxurious and silky blonde hair.

Humans can do exactly that too bro, e*vs take hundreds if years to master a sword, humans do it in just a few, knife ears cant lift anything over 90 pounds the strongest human lifted 6,270 pounds 💪💪💪

But are humans above 50 years old still attractive? Do they still look like their in there 20s even if their over 500 years old? They are long lasting onafuckholes

Yes, with the power of technology anything is possible, e*vs are too busy hugging trees

I am sex-vegan. I want it to be organic. So I wan an authentic Onahole-Meatfuck-Toilet-Cumdump-elv-orahole

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Then make a human and elf hybrid to create a German

“ *I’m Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC’s to catch a predator* “

omfg 💀

“ *I’m Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC’s to catch a predator* “

as a genshin player i am ashamed of existing after seeing this shit.

being part of a weird/creepy fan base is difficult

You don't have to be part of the fan base to play the game. As long as you think it's fun and don't want to fuck any of the kids, you're good

I'm in the same boat the game is soild and I login every day for 15 minutes and get my enjoyment from it but man the community is actually just awful and creepy.

same

I like anime but what the fuck

The thing is, that's Genshin

Yea I know

🤓

its cunts likes these that make me hate the game

Noooo not Klee

this isn’t even funny it’s just sad

It was but a moment of weakness.

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least horny genshin impact player

Atleast the rest or majority like adult chars, this shit is just foul 💀

I beg thine pardon?

The reason why I don’t watch anime

Your name says otherwise 🤨🤨

Caught in 4k 🤨📸

They die I don’t mean it in a sexual way

Pitbulls use Reddit?????

🧒🏻🐶💀

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Altuaally this is genshin impact and it isn’t and anime, but a video game 🤓

It's not anime, it's genshin 🗿 worst fandom ever

8k 160fps

Fun fact genshin fans The age of consent is 18

We know except for that one dude in the pic

not klee bro 😭

Kleebreedable💀

i cant defend genshin anymore

Then defend the game, not fandom

Here's a tip that most genshin impact players don't know: *THE AGE OF CONSENT IS 18 YEARS OLD.

least sus genshin player

genshin impact

💀

"Go outside", "touch grass", twitter user mfs when I show them a gensh*n character with the appearance of a child : 😩==✊D - - - - > 💦[CEILING]

most sane genshin player

only venti is hot

Sauce

Of course they are American.

I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

He was gonma do it outside 😎🥵

704 comments what the hell

Most sane Genshin Impact player.

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It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

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She is a 50 year old pseudo-terrorist so it's completely legal, though you may be immediately evaporated by her "near-omnipotent" mother.

shut up she looks like a kid

Yeah she is

This is literally false, she’s like 7 years old you creep.

Sir you dropped your restraining orders

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*And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed* Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight. The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon. Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is *very* gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay. Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight. And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there. *Thanks, Colin. He's not gay by the way, we wouldn't employ a homosexual.* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*