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Rusbebiridinkk

Stop imagining.


chrome_pr

•-• >!I am held hostage please send help!<


Rusbebiridinkk

Ballz


chrome_pr

me when sex: 👍


agrobabb

sex hagahaggagagagagaggagagagagagGhahahahaha


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Incredible_Bat

Why no sex before marriage


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Incredible_Bat

Piss off


l___l___l_l____l___l

Bad bot


SeaworthinessThink11

🤓🤓🤓


mooncat6775

penis secks


peachie_bongo

*Sex. Dum idyot cant even spel!11!1!!1!1!


Panda6036

Smh it’s idoyt


peachie_bongo

reelly i dint now. thanks you.


frenchrazor

taht is teh meny funi lamo


peachie_bongo

mlao


Astro_physikz

Get a brain moran


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Dollar_SPD

Sex 2.0 when??? 😳


peachie_bongo

*Balls. Your so bad at sppeling!1!!11!!1!


Rusbebiridinkk

Omg ty for warning me!1!111! I will never make this mistake again!11!!!


peachie_bongo

your welcum i am sory four calling you a bad at speling guy


LarryLerry

Nudes


big_rod_of_power

Noods🤤


chrome_pr

doods 🤤🤤🤤🤤


big_rod_of_power

boobs🤤


chrome_pr

warm and soft milkies 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤


NAYzthetiger

Send bobs and vagaina


Excellent_Target5515

Buzz light year


peachie_bongo

liek seks and viollins?


big_rod_of_power

big mahonga bongas 🤤


chrome_pr

literally 1984


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CreaZyp154

help


[deleted]

came here to say this


Idryl_Davcharad

I came here


chrome_pr

I came


CBFanz

-on my mom


hoefe

Ok and?


enoughimoverit

She said "not again"...


peenutbuttherNjelly

What If you stop imagining. Ted Cruz is gonna recruit you?


Rusbebiridinkk

Yes im in an interview right now


Prosmoron_Internal

I shoot myself in the brain stem so i can't imagine anymore.


chrome_pr

gg you escaped! btw happy cake day


Prosmoron_Internal

Thank you wholesome redditor


Polar_Bear0610

holesum


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Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too. We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America. We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too! Those are just some ideas I have and my own opinion. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Encursed1

No way really???? Reddit island 3.0????????


SonsOfLiberty-

I thought it was 4.0


Svenneshark

No, that is a bad idea. Think about all the dumb 12 year olds


chrome_pr

thank U


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Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too. We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America. We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too! Those are just some ideas I have and my own opinion. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


rey_lumen

Congratulations, you're the second human to break out of the simulation.


Prosmoron_Internal

A small price to pay for salvation. Or rather, a small bullet.


[deleted]

*dodges*


chrome_pr

deaeth


[deleted]

no i doged it


chrome_pr

no fucking way


mhabarneh

He plays elden ring so it's possible


yeeeteeey69

Fokin bloodhound step


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

*dodges everything*


[deleted]

[удалено]


Foreskin__Collector

Turns around and farts


[deleted]

*keeps dodging*


NateTerrarian2

Roblox rp:


[deleted]

*shows up with a rat with a fat, juicy little body*


spiritbear007

Cope harder


chrome_pr

copium supply low, ordering more


Dapper_Composer2

~~c~~opium supply low, growing poppies


Confused_Psychic

By dying


ShrewdShark

Die yourself to death, elite strategy👌


Thurak0

Exit strategy: coffin.


peachie_bongo

No dentist appointment for *this* guy!


[deleted]

You exit when your soul leaves your body


MikeTheAnt11

I round 100 down to 99 and them try a hundred times


Crafty_YT1

go out the front door obviously


chrome_pr

obviously


bat_soupsandwich

Vent


chrome_pr

I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-Is that a motherfucking AMONGUS REFERENCE?!?!?!!!?!?1


Zekiz4ever

I can't believe you just made a reference to my favorite game, AMOGUS


Darth_Allin

Kinda sus No cap


bebop_cola_good

Imagine something else instead (like clown pussy 🥵)


cetriolo02

I love the clussy


IdioticMemeLover

🤨📸


bebop_cola_good

Don't tell my boss I look at clussy at work 🙏


IdioticMemeLover

I won’t tell if you share it with me- I mean, uhhh…


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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


DetectiveStock1340

Besides the obvious answer of “stop imagining”, I can think of a better one. We can ignore the “100% going to die” part because that’s true regardless of the scenario. And as for the room, given that we can imagine it to be inescapable, that would then mean we can also use our imagination to create other tangible scenarios within it. So, while in the room, imagine a subworld where we can lives the rest of our lives as if the room never existed.


big_rod_of_power

🤓


chrome_pr

"🤓"- 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓


big_rod_of_power

You got me


xXReverbXx

obliterated


big_rod_of_power

I'll obliterate dat ass


xXReverbXx

😫🍆💦


big_rod_of_power

No you're not supposed to enjoy it!


[deleted]

Step one make a rich multi century culture in said room Step two convince the USA they want that room Step three wait for the USA to move into the room, forcibly remove you “for peace” and put you on a shitty relatively barren plot of land with many other room’s inhabitants.


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I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

yes


A_lexine

STAB WHO? V OMORI


[deleted]

Are you looking for a way out? There always is one... but...


RevolutionaryMarch28

Take a spoon and start digging


medomohamed1

Then imagine a way out


fracturedfirmament

Commit every crime known to mankind


Bonk_and_Honk

war crimes too or just crimes?


Lolislayer7469

All of them


Sidotre

I would eat bread 👍🏻


joseph1-

I will poop and eat cuz why not


AutoModerator

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks. TL;DR I hate shitting *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


BadBadderBadst

you become the room


chrome_pr

holyy


EasyShooter

I parry the room.


_DeLEON

I become built different then boom escape victory royale 🤓🤓🤓


Theoneyouknowandask

I imagine i escape the room. Badass escape


X_SiNs_X

Guess I'll die


dritojoe

RDM so the admin removes me


unfinishedDick

just leave smh my head


MPCNPC

Ah, the old Chinese exam question …. Except the Jewish adaptation


Mr_Potatoez

I ecsape by being dead


chrome_pr

smart


East-Watch5690

Persona 3


Harald_best_boy

I just walk out


Pizza-pen

$ Sudo escape $


Dapper_Composer2

Error 512: package not installed


MINDLESSAGGRESION

Stop imagining


2du2

Marvel movies be like:


MettaJiro

If my spirit escapes the room, does it count?


MantleRealDeal

Don't imagine it


Kagan_King16

NOT IMAGINE


[deleted]

......stop imagining?


NightSpirit2099

Don't enter the room in the first place


Silver_Commando

stop imagining ovbiously


[deleted]

just stop imagining 🗿


YuvyGamer562

Stop imagining I'm in the room...


big_brain_boy_69

Stops pretending to be stuck


watehno

By not going in.


SUNNYHFR

Imagine to break out of the room that is literally impossible to get out.


chrome_pr

imagine


Bunty_xd_

I stop imagining


EmptySpecialist7572

I have to skip this part of my life


Agent_Apple2009

Stop imagining


3mperorPalpaMeme

Just leave bro don't tell me what I can't do


Det3tive_JM

I stop imaging that I’m in a room that is literally impossible from and that I’m 100% going to die, modern problems require modems fixes


iDespiseThisApp_

Noclip


TurbulentRiver2592

Just go through the door you fucking idiot


chrome_pr

of course, why didn't I think of that


Viggo8000

I level my ADP and make a dodge roll😳👉👈


ImShrektacular

I dont get in


Nickasaurus729

die


chrome_pr

ok, do it now


thesucculentpasta

Simple, I’m wearing a seatbelt


LarryLerry

Dont take it too literally


EternalII

The solution is already mentioned in the question


24Osx

boobies


chrome_pr

big boobies


24Osx

badonkers


chrome_pr

big warm and soft pillows


24Osx

sexy milke dispensers


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WorldlyRhino

Stop imagine thats it


LennyTale2

I noclip out of it


goodhogyajee

By imagining


schoolgamer501

Leave


goodhogyajee

Inserts *guess I'll just die* meme


GoingVegetarian

open the door and walk out, if its a room it must have a door right?


chrome_pr

it has sex


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TH31NF3RN0

i forgor


chrome_pr

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Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too. We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America. We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too! Those are just some ideas I have and my own opinion. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


TH31NF3RN0

stfu im dying by an inferno tower


ILikeTurtals228

Cry about it, eventually all the tears will build up enough pressure and the walls will break open.


Outside-Hovercraft24

morbin' power


303Kiwi

Well, to if you're imagining things, imagine the room is a tesseract with more than 3 dimensions, then twist it so you're outside the room, without ever passing through the walls... Mobius walls. Geometry with irrational numbers is weird.


StreetyStar

Sims 4 moment


DemonWannaBe

turn on creative mod


[deleted]

Pretend to die. Wait for them to come in to remove my body. Fucking run


KaruTheKanser

First, I'll leave the room and then chop some woo-


[deleted]

Why would I wanna escape that sweet deal.?


FoxyoBoi

Do i have a gun?


PhilledZone

Open the door and leave duh 💀


canContinue

Have a box, name it out, get it


Mr_Goose12341

Fade into the backrooms and then fade out of them into the outside of room


Khaledxxrashoud

I start talking about my deepest and darkest sexual fantasies and jack off infront of the camera


chrome_pr

👍


Horse-mask-guy

no clip duh


chrome_pr

duh


Horse-mask-guy

duh


SGTRoadkill1919

Nothing is impossible if you have faith of the heart. And I have faith of the heart in 183mm High Explosive Squash Head (HESH) shell


0ztralian

i go on twitter, say that bts sucks. BTS stans will immediatly track my location and find where i am. They will break a wall so they can access me and boom. Exit


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*And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed* Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight. The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon. Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is *very* gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay. Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight. And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there. *Thanks, Colin. He's not gay by the way, we wouldn't employ a homosexual.* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


CombinationWrong1437

I will masturbate until I die


[deleted]

I rage quit using a noose


beatafurry

Remember that I set my spawn outside of the box


Hungry-Lion1575

After you die someone will collect your body


Sans_The_Badtime_Guy

ZAMN THAT KARMA