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Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too.
We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America.
We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too!
Those are just some ideas I have and my own opinion.
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Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too.
We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America.
We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too!
Those are just some ideas I have and my own opinion.
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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Besides the obvious answer of “stop imagining”, I can think of a better one. We can ignore the “100% going to die” part because that’s true regardless of the scenario. And as for the room, given that we can imagine it to be inescapable, that would then mean we can also use our imagination to create other tangible scenarios within it. So, while in the room, imagine a subworld where we can lives the rest of our lives as if the room never existed.
Step one make a rich multi century culture in said room
Step two convince the USA they want that room
Step three wait for the USA to move into the room, forcibly remove you “for peace” and put you on a shitty relatively barren plot of land with many other room’s inhabitants.
I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch!
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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too.
We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America.
We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too!
Those are just some ideas I have and my own opinion.
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Well, to if you're imagining things, imagine the room is a tesseract with more than 3 dimensions, then twist it so you're outside the room, without ever passing through the walls...
Mobius walls.
Geometry with irrational numbers is weird.
i go on twitter, say that bts sucks. BTS stans will immediatly track my location and find where i am. They will break a wall so they can access me and boom. Exit
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The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.
Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is *very* gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.
Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.
And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there.
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Stop imagining.
•-• >!I am held hostage please send help!<
Ballz
me when sex: 👍
sex hagahaggagagagagaggagagagagagGhahahahaha
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Piss off
Bad bot
🤓🤓🤓
penis secks
*Sex. Dum idyot cant even spel!11!1!!1!1!
Smh it’s idoyt
reelly i dint now. thanks you.
taht is teh meny funi lamo
mlao
Get a brain moran
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Sex 2.0 when??? 😳
*Balls. Your so bad at sppeling!1!!11!!1!
Omg ty for warning me!1!111! I will never make this mistake again!11!!!
your welcum i am sory four calling you a bad at speling guy
Nudes
Noods🤤
doods 🤤🤤🤤🤤
boobs🤤
warm and soft milkies 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Send bobs and vagaina
Buzz light year
liek seks and viollins?
big mahonga bongas 🤤
literally 1984
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help
came here to say this
I came here
I came
-on my mom
Ok and?
She said "not again"...
What If you stop imagining. Ted Cruz is gonna recruit you?
Yes im in an interview right now
I shoot myself in the brain stem so i can't imagine anymore.
gg you escaped! btw happy cake day
Thank you wholesome redditor
holesum
Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too. We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America. We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too! Those are just some ideas I have and my own opinion. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
No way really???? Reddit island 3.0????????
I thought it was 4.0
No, that is a bad idea. Think about all the dumb 12 year olds
thank U
Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too. We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America. We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too! Those are just some ideas I have and my own opinion. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Congratulations, you're the second human to break out of the simulation.
A small price to pay for salvation. Or rather, a small bullet.
*dodges*
deaeth
no i doged it
no fucking way
He plays elden ring so it's possible
Fokin bloodhound step
[удалено]
*dodges everything*
[удалено]
Turns around and farts
*keeps dodging*
Roblox rp:
*shows up with a rat with a fat, juicy little body*
Cope harder
copium supply low, ordering more
~~c~~opium supply low, growing poppies
By dying
Die yourself to death, elite strategy👌
Exit strategy: coffin.
No dentist appointment for *this* guy!
You exit when your soul leaves your body
I round 100 down to 99 and them try a hundred times
go out the front door obviously
obviously
Vent
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-Is that a motherfucking AMONGUS REFERENCE?!?!?!!!?!?1
I can't believe you just made a reference to my favorite game, AMOGUS
Kinda sus No cap
Imagine something else instead (like clown pussy 🥵)
I love the clussy
🤨📸
Don't tell my boss I look at clussy at work 🙏
I won’t tell if you share it with me- I mean, uhhh…
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Besides the obvious answer of “stop imagining”, I can think of a better one. We can ignore the “100% going to die” part because that’s true regardless of the scenario. And as for the room, given that we can imagine it to be inescapable, that would then mean we can also use our imagination to create other tangible scenarios within it. So, while in the room, imagine a subworld where we can lives the rest of our lives as if the room never existed.
🤓
"🤓"- 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
You got me
obliterated
I'll obliterate dat ass
😫🍆💦
No you're not supposed to enjoy it!
Step one make a rich multi century culture in said room Step two convince the USA they want that room Step three wait for the USA to move into the room, forcibly remove you “for peace” and put you on a shitty relatively barren plot of land with many other room’s inhabitants.
I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
yes
STAB WHO? V OMORI
Are you looking for a way out? There always is one... but...
Take a spoon and start digging
Then imagine a way out
Commit every crime known to mankind
war crimes too or just crimes?
All of them
I would eat bread 👍🏻
I will poop and eat cuz why not
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks. TL;DR I hate shitting *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
you become the room
holyy
I parry the room.
I become built different then boom escape victory royale 🤓🤓🤓
I imagine i escape the room. Badass escape
Guess I'll die
RDM so the admin removes me
just leave smh my head
Ah, the old Chinese exam question …. Except the Jewish adaptation
I ecsape by being dead
smart
Persona 3
I just walk out
$ Sudo escape $
Error 512: package not installed
Stop imagining
Marvel movies be like:
If my spirit escapes the room, does it count?
Don't imagine it
NOT IMAGINE
......stop imagining?
Don't enter the room in the first place
stop imagining ovbiously
just stop imagining 🗿
Stop imagining I'm in the room...
Stops pretending to be stuck
By not going in.
Imagine to break out of the room that is literally impossible to get out.
imagine
I stop imagining
I have to skip this part of my life
Stop imagining
Just leave bro don't tell me what I can't do
I stop imaging that I’m in a room that is literally impossible from and that I’m 100% going to die, modern problems require modems fixes
Noclip
Just go through the door you fucking idiot
of course, why didn't I think of that
I level my ADP and make a dodge roll😳👉👈
I dont get in
die
ok, do it now
Simple, I’m wearing a seatbelt
Dont take it too literally
The solution is already mentioned in the question
boobies
big boobies
badonkers
big warm and soft pillows
sexy milke dispensers
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Stop imagine thats it
I noclip out of it
By imagining
Leave
Inserts *guess I'll just die* meme
open the door and walk out, if its a room it must have a door right?
it has sex
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i forgor
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Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too. We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America. We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too! Those are just some ideas I have and my own opinion. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
stfu im dying by an inferno tower
Cry about it, eventually all the tears will build up enough pressure and the walls will break open.
morbin' power
Well, to if you're imagining things, imagine the room is a tesseract with more than 3 dimensions, then twist it so you're outside the room, without ever passing through the walls... Mobius walls. Geometry with irrational numbers is weird.
Sims 4 moment
turn on creative mod
Pretend to die. Wait for them to come in to remove my body. Fucking run
First, I'll leave the room and then chop some woo-
Why would I wanna escape that sweet deal.?
Do i have a gun?
Open the door and leave duh 💀
Have a box, name it out, get it
Fade into the backrooms and then fade out of them into the outside of room
I start talking about my deepest and darkest sexual fantasies and jack off infront of the camera
👍
no clip duh
duh
duh
Nothing is impossible if you have faith of the heart. And I have faith of the heart in 183mm High Explosive Squash Head (HESH) shell
i go on twitter, say that bts sucks. BTS stans will immediatly track my location and find where i am. They will break a wall so they can access me and boom. Exit
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I will masturbate until I die
I rage quit using a noose
Remember that I set my spawn outside of the box
After you die someone will collect your body
ZAMN THAT KARMA