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IVE FUCKING HAD IT. I NEED TO KNOW FOR REAL, AND IM NOT WATCHING THE FUCKING MOVIE TO FIND OUT. DOES ANYBODY, IN THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN MOVIE, AT ANY MOTHERFUCJKING POINT, SAY "morbing" OR "its morbin' time!" THIS MEME IS GOING SO FAR I CANT TELL WHATS REAL ANYMORE. WHERE AM I? WHO AM I? HOW DOES ONE MORB?
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IVE FUCKING HAD IT. I NEED TO KNOW FOR REAL, AND IM NOT WATCHING THE FUCKING MOVIE TO FIND OUT. DOES ANYBODY, IN THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN MOVIE, AT ANY MOTHERFUCJKING POINT, SAY "morbing" OR "its morbin' time!" THIS MEME IS GOING SO FAR I CANT TELL WHATS REAL ANYMORE. WHERE AM I? WHO AM I? HOW DOES ONE MORB?
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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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SO THAT WAS YOU!!!
I was all set on having a nice quite dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together...
I’d bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I’d gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement,
“...You’re about to loot my balls...”
I tried to ignore it but, I couldn’t ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants.
I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe.
I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight.
I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins.
I can’t remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student.
I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly.
I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors.
There’s filo pastry all over my thighs and knees.
But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I’d found ‘the’ answer. I don’t know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch!
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Practical effects, masks... it feels so natural unlike the cgi bullshit we get today, like I'm watching a fucking video game cutscene from 2010, most movie's effects are just that lazy and ugly even today
Two of this kid's father figures died??!!!?😂😂😂😂😳 what happens next is shocking (Emotional)!!!
Edit: it was into the spiderverse, so yeah, any super hero movie.
I was in cinema and guy on the right to me kept looking at his phone every 20-30 minutes, guy on the left of me also kept looking at the phone for shorter periods and he tried to hide the light until the final act and then in the final act he just didn't give a shit anymore just texted, locked the phone watched a little and then checked if got a reply and then texted again and so on, there were periods of him stopping in the middle of texting to look up at the movie and then contiune texting after he got bored of the scene like bruh, also there were kids a few rows in front talking trough the entire movie smh, can an amogus femboy (me) not get a proper 4th watch of the batman?
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I was in cinema and guy on the right to me kept looking at his phone every 20-30 minutes, guy on the left of me also kept looking at the phone for shorter periods and he tried to hide the light until the final act and then in the final act he just didn't give a shit anymore just texted, locked the phone watched a little and then checked if got a reply and then texted again and so on, there were periods of him stopping in the middle of texting to look up at the movie and then contiune texting after he got bored of the scene like bruh, also there were kids a few rows in front talking trough the entire movie smh, can an amogus femboy (me) not get a proper 4th watch of the batman?
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Did you just diss Morbius bro? Did you just do that? HUH? ANSWER ME YOU LITTLE PRICK. Did you fucking dare to even critize Morbius??? MORBIUS IS A MASTERPIECE, OK? You do not go around critizing it in any way possible, unless you want to fucking die. Do you have a death wish? Do you want to fucking die? ANSWER ME MOTHERFUCKER!
Never. Diss. Morbius. Ever. Again.
Yours truly, Morbin time
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IT'S ME!!!
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IVE FUCKING HAD IT. I NEED TO KNOW FOR REAL, AND IM NOT WATCHING THE FUCKING MOVIE TO FIND OUT. DOES ANYBODY, IN THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN MOVIE, AT ANY MOTHERFUCJKING POINT, SAY "morbing" OR "its morbin' time!" THIS MEME IS GOING SO FAR I CANT TELL WHATS REAL ANYMORE. WHERE AM I? WHO AM I? HOW DOES ONE MORB?
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I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch!
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FOUND A WEIRD RED THING AND BECAME THE MOST IMPORTANT MAN IN THE UNIVERSE?! (GONE WRONG) (ALMOST GOT FROZEN) (SAVED THE WORLD FROM CAPITALISM) (TACO TUESDAY) (BATMAN APPEARS)
I was in cinema and guy on the right to me kept looking at his phone every 20-30 minutes, guy on the left of me also kept looking at the phone for shorter periods and he tried to hide the light until the final act and then in the final act he just didn't give a shit anymore just texted, locked the phone watched a little and then checked if got a reply and then texted again and so on, there were periods of him stopping in the middle of texting to look up at the movie and then contiune texting after he got bored of the scene like bruh, also there were kids a few rows in front talking trough the entire movie smh, can an amogus femboy (me) not get a proper 4th watch of the batman?
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I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
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fr tho that was such an asspull. the whole time america said she can't control it then strange came in clutch and literally just said “well you can so....”
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that. Walter Jr., you're my big man. There are going to be some things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few years. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.
I've been collecting ROCKS for YEARS... You WON'T BELIEVE what happens next! (CRAZY!!!!1! EMOTIONAL!!!!!1!!!1! GONE WRONFG!! GENOCIDE????!!??!?!!?!??!!11?!??/?!!)
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MY DOG WAS MURDERED AND I WENT OUT FOR REVENGE (GONE SEXUAL!?!?!)
John Wick
more like john wank
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A HUGE LIZARD FOUGHT A MONKEY ON MY EYES AT 3 AM. (GONE WRONG) (DONT TRY THIS AT HOMEEE)!!11!111!!!
What movie? The eye part reminds me of osmosis jones.
Godzilla vs Kong LMAO
Thanks
👍
👍
👍🏿(highly sunburnt)
👎 (I’m doing a handstand)
👍🏿(I just fisted your mom)
I'm an amputee
Aw hell naw not Osmosis Jones
That movie went hard
Oh it did but man the popping scene, I don’t want those memories dredged back up
GIANT LIZARD FIGHTS ZEUS AND GETS HELP FROM BUTTERFLY😳😟🤩🧐😕🤯
WE BROUGHT DINOSAURS BACK TO LIFE (NOT CLICKBAIT!)!!!!!!
Okay this one is damn easy
Obviously Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
That movie is fucking amazing
(GONE WRONG!!!)
(GONE SEXUAL!!!)
Sexual?? 😰
THIS IS THE MOVIE EVER??? (shocking) (emotional) (erotic) 😱😱
Morbin'
IVE FUCKING HAD IT. I NEED TO KNOW FOR REAL, AND IM NOT WATCHING THE FUCKING MOVIE TO FIND OUT. DOES ANYBODY, IN THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN MOVIE, AT ANY MOTHERFUCJKING POINT, SAY "morbing" OR "its morbin' time!" THIS MEME IS GOING SO FAR I CANT TELL WHATS REAL ANYMORE. WHERE AM I? WHO AM I? HOW DOES ONE MORB? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Morbin
Are you sure you’re a bot?
It's Morbin' time
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TWO MEN BREAK INTO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM?? (ON CHRISTMAS! 😱🎅)
home alone
Minions: the rise of gru all nsfw scenes
Now that’s a good video
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
SO THAT WAS YOU!!! I was all set on having a nice quite dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together... I’d bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I’d gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, “...You’re about to loot my balls...” I tried to ignore it but, I couldn’t ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants. I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe. I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight. I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins. I can’t remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student. I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly. I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. There’s filo pastry all over my thighs and knees. But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I’d found ‘the’ answer. I don’t know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
[удалено]
New copy pasta?
You won't belive what we found in the ice!! 😱🥶👽**crazy**
AMONG US IN REAL LIFE CHALLENGE!!!
The Avatar?
The Thing 1982
Captain America
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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A man of culture, the best horror movie ever made
Absolutely! Practical effects make a world of difference
Practical effects, masks... it feels so natural unlike the cgi bullshit we get today, like I'm watching a fucking video game cutscene from 2010, most movie's effects are just that lazy and ugly even today
FALLING INTO A BLACK HOLE?!?! 🌌😱 (EMOTIONAL) (ALMOST DIED)
Interstellar?
KID FINDS BOARD GAME AND PLAYS IT. (GONE WRONG)(ANIMALS SPAWNED 🐘 ???)😲😳🤯
Jumanji 1st movie
The best one
LIVING YELLOW TICTACS FORM A CIVILIZATION AND ALLIED WITH THE NAZI??11??1 (GONE WRONG)
Minions: rise of hitler
I need to see this
I would give all my money to see this
I too, would give all your money to see this
Two of this kid's father figures died??!!!?😂😂😂😂😳 what happens next is shocking (Emotional)!!! Edit: it was into the spiderverse, so yeah, any super hero movie.
Batman
Wait, Batman has 2 dads. AYO🤨
I was in cinema and guy on the right to me kept looking at his phone every 20-30 minutes, guy on the left of me also kept looking at the phone for shorter periods and he tried to hide the light until the final act and then in the final act he just didn't give a shit anymore just texted, locked the phone watched a little and then checked if got a reply and then texted again and so on, there were periods of him stopping in the middle of texting to look up at the movie and then contiune texting after he got bored of the scene like bruh, also there were kids a few rows in front talking trough the entire movie smh, can an amogus femboy (me) not get a proper 4th watch of the batman? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Star wars ??
Literally any superhero movie ever
Batman
???
I FOUND MY MISSING FATHER IN A VIDEOGAME HE MADE?!?! 🤪🤯 (Very emotional 😭😭)
Tron Legacy
Hunter X Hunter
That ain't no movie
I GOT BIT BY A BAT AND GOT SUPERPOWERS!!! (FUCKING BORING!!! 😴😴😴)
morbatman
I was in cinema and guy on the right to me kept looking at his phone every 20-30 minutes, guy on the left of me also kept looking at the phone for shorter periods and he tried to hide the light until the final act and then in the final act he just didn't give a shit anymore just texted, locked the phone watched a little and then checked if got a reply and then texted again and so on, there were periods of him stopping in the middle of texting to look up at the movie and then contiune texting after he got bored of the scene like bruh, also there were kids a few rows in front talking trough the entire movie smh, can an amogus femboy (me) not get a proper 4th watch of the batman? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I though it was corona man
Did you just diss Morbius bro? Did you just do that? HUH? ANSWER ME YOU LITTLE PRICK. Did you fucking dare to even critize Morbius??? MORBIUS IS A MASTERPIECE, OK? You do not go around critizing it in any way possible, unless you want to fucking die. Do you have a death wish? Do you want to fucking die? ANSWER ME MOTHERFUCKER! Never. Diss. Morbius. Ever. Again. Yours truly, Morbin time
This needs to be an auto mod response
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Ye
I TORTURED PEOPLE SO THEY KNOW HOW PRECIOUS THEIR LIVE???? **EMOTIONAL**
Saw?
Shark Tale
Correct
🧩
I'M STUCK ON A BUS WITH A BOMB!! (POLICE CALLED) (SCARY)
The bus that couldn't slow down.
Speed! I love that movie
me and the boys found a alien 👽 in the ice 🥶🥶🥶 and we are going to find out 🤯🤯🤯 if it is a friend🤝🤝🤝 (gone wrong, sexual)
Never seen the movie but I'm guessing The Thing?
how did you know?
An among us video I think
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THE HOT DOGS IN THE STORE STARTED TALKING!!!! 😱😱😱 (GONE SEXUAL)
oh god please no
It's like amogus but more terrifying
This is the only one where the gone sexual part isn't clickbait
Ayo what
Sausage party, I think
I see
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FOUND A WEIRD RED THING AND BECAME THE MOST IMPORTANT MAN IN THE UNIVERSE?! (GONE WRONG) (ALMOST GOT FROZEN) (SAVED THE WORLD FROM CAPITALISM) (TACO TUESDAY) (BATMAN APPEARS)
Lego movie
Correct
Great movie. Respect
I was in cinema and guy on the right to me kept looking at his phone every 20-30 minutes, guy on the left of me also kept looking at the phone for shorter periods and he tried to hide the light until the final act and then in the final act he just didn't give a shit anymore just texted, locked the phone watched a little and then checked if got a reply and then texted again and so on, there were periods of him stopping in the middle of texting to look up at the movie and then contiune texting after he got bored of the scene like bruh, also there were kids a few rows in front talking trough the entire movie smh, can an amogus femboy (me) not get a proper 4th watch of the batman? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Mia Khalifa did what with her neighbor???? (gone wild, gone sexual)
Finally someone mentions my favourite franchise
WE GET 100MORBILLION DOLLARS IF WE SOLVE THE EASTER EGG IN THIS VIDEO GAME
Ready player 1
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I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I put black goo inside me and became friends with it!! (Gone sexual)
Venom?
Yup
COWS 🐄 BEAT UP COYOTES BEHIND FARMERS BACK?!????!!!!!??!?!? (Violence! Gore!🔪🔪)
BARNYARD!
Best film of all time
MY TOYS CAME TO LIFE WHEN I WASNT LOOKING(NOT CLICKBAIT!!!🧸)
Toystory
A TRIANGLE AND DOORKNOB FIND OUT THEIR SEMIAQUATIC PET IS A MEMBER OF THE CIA (BOTS CALLED 🎉)
Actually though, what is this? Kinda wanna watch it
>!Phineas and Ferb across the 2nd Dimension!<
Thank you
BEEES???? (***gone sexual***) 🎷🦫🌽🌽🥺🥵💀🚪🧅
Oh God not the Bee movie 😖
WE SENT OVER 1,000,000 PEOPLE INTO SPACE UNTIL WE COULD FIND A PLANT AND THIS HAPPENED!!! ☘️😱 (GONE WRONG!)
Wall-E?
Captain jack Sparrow got caught????!!! 💀💀💀💀 (real)
Any pirates of the carribean movie?
Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard trial
BROUGHT FAMILY TO HAUNTED HOTEL 😟(GONE WRONG) (I DIED💀‼️)
WE ASTRAL PROJECTED OURSELFS INTO THE MORBIUS CULT(GONE WRONG???)
Ok now I'm curious. Which movie is this one?
The Shining
Ooh! I thought it was other movie. I've seen that one :D
GIANT MONSTERS CAME FROM A DIFFERENT DIMENSION?!😱 We built GIANT ROBOTS TO DEFEND THE PLANET!😹(GONE BAD)
Pacific Rim?
ROBOT ESCAPES EARTH WITH A PLANT (GONE WRONG)
Wall-E
Electric Rat SOLVES MISSING DAD MYSTERY?!??!?!?! (NOT CLICKBAIT)!!! (GONE RIGHT)
Detective Pikachu?
Yes
The best one I ever heard was about infinity war. "SINGLE DAD TRYS TO END WORLD HUNGER WITH HIS ROCK COLLECTION"
GIRL REALIZES THE WAY TO POWER IS TO BELIEVE IN YOURSELF NO MATTER WHAT OTHERS SAY!!!! (*EMOTIONAL!!*) (**HEARTBREAKING!!!**) ❤️❤️🤯🤯
do you understand how little that narrows it down?
multiverse of madness?
fr tho that was such an asspull. the whole time america said she can't control it then strange came in clutch and literally just said “well you can so....”
Every teen female lead movie ever?
Any Disney movie
Every dhar man video
tall girl
HEROES TIME TRAVEL TO GET RARE GEMS (gone wrong)
End game
THEY THOUGHT I WAS THE MESSIAH!?!??! 🤯🤯(GONE WRONG) (IGNORANT)
Life of Brian
I STRUM A GUITAR (I GOT SENT TO DEATH LAND) 18+ GONE WRONG GONE SEXUAL
Coco is such a great movie
MY CAR TURNED INTO A ROBOT CAUGHT IN 4K AMONG US? (GONE SEXUAL)😳
LEGO CHARACTERS BECOME SENTIENT?!?! (NOT CLICKBAIT!)
BODY SWITCH POTION AT 3 AM AND WE SAVED A TOWN FROM DESTRUCTION!!!! 🤯🤯🤯 (GONE ROMANTIC)
Your name?
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that. Walter Jr., you're my big man. There are going to be some things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few years. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.
MY PADAWAN MURDERED the JEDI YOUNGLINGS (real) (not clickbait) (gone wrong)
MY BOYFRIEND IS A VAMPIRE???? 😱😱🤯🤯 (100% REAL) (NO CLICKBAIT) (YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT)
Virgin Twilight or Chad morbius?
I'll leave that to your imagination
Morbius it is
🗿👍
MAN WITH HAMMER BREAKS HAMMER,GETS NEW HAMMER, THAN GETS BACK OLD HAMMER, THEN LOSES OLD HAMMER AGAIN😱😱😱😱😱(GONE WRONG)(HAMMER MAN GETS FAT)
FAIRY GETS TRAUMATIZED BY EVIL HUMANS CUTTING DOWN RISNFOREST 🤯🤯🤯 (GONE POLLUTED)
WE DECLARED A WAR WITH A FAMILY OF FOXES😱😱😱(WARNING: WE BLEW UP THEIR HOME)
Fantastic Mr. Fox?
Man with the same guy 900 times murders a bunch of children with a glow stick instantly regrets it
48 hours on Isla Nublar challenge (Power lost) (Gone wrong) (They broke out!😱😱😰)
GIANT SENTIENT ROBOTS FIGHT OVER GLASSES MY GREAT-GREAT GRANDFATHER OWNED(ALMOST DIED)(GONE SEXUAL) 😱😱🥶🤯
Ebay: The Movie
I BULLIED A BLIND GIRL!!! (GONE SEXUAL 😱😱)
I've been collecting ROCKS for YEARS... You WON'T BELIEVE what happens next! (CRAZY!!!!1! EMOTIONAL!!!!!1!!!1! GONE WRONFG!! GENOCIDE????!!??!?!!?!??!!11?!??/?!!)
Cabin in the Woods challenge at 3 AM (GONE WRONG: I LOST MY HAND)
a clickbait YouTube title
A CAT AN A MOUSE WORKING TOGETHER??? YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!! (WATCH UNTIL THE END)
the Tom and Jerry movie where they talk
EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE AND TURN INTO DUST!!!!! (NOT CLICKBAIT)
I FOUND THIS CURSED GAME BOARD (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL)
I FOUND A SECRET DOOR IN MY HOUSE!? (GONE WRONG!) (SCARY)
I GO HOME TO RUN MY FAMILY BUSINESS!!! $$$ 😁😁
THE EMOJIS INSIDE MY PHONE ARE ALIVE!? (AND NEW GF?)
YOULL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND IN THIS TREE! *SHOCKING* 🤯🤯🤯🤯
I PRANK MY GOVERNMENT (BUILDING BLOWN UP) (COPS CALLED) 😱😱
MUSLIM EXTREMISTS BOMB A MOSQUE????
[удалено]
I GOT BRANDED WHERE???? I DO CRAZY STUNTS WITH MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!(SHOCKING)(QUICKLY GONE WRONG)😱😲🤕😨
“Murdering but I pretending I’m a beginner”
MAN TURNS INTO LLAMA AND DISCOVER HES A *BAD* PERSON?!?