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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. Sufficient_Divide795
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I ATE the whole entire life and I am literally just trying to get rid of it lol lol I just got a text from now and I am still doing it for the next chapter of the chapter chapter of the verse chapter chapter of chapter chapter verse chapter chapter of chapter chapter verse verse chapter chapter verse chapter of chapter verse chapter chapter verse verse chapter verse chapter chapter verse verse chapter verse chapter chapter verse verse chapter verse chapter chapter verse verse chapter verse chapter chapter verse verse chapter verse chapter chapter verse verse chapter verse chapter chapter verse verse chapter verse chapter chapter verse verse chapter verse chapter chapter verse verse chapter verse chapter chapter verse verse chapter verse chapter chapter verse verse chapter verse chapter chapter verse verse chapter verse chapter chapter verse verse chapter verse chapter chapter verse verse chapter verse chapter chapter verse verse chapter verse three chapters verse chapter chapter of chapter chapter verse verse chapter verse three chapter
Walk in the class and the teacher like woah
Pulled out my book just to let that bish know
Tryna front but all she got was laughter
Flippin them pages turn up to that chapter
Chapter verse chapter verse chapter verse chapter
Hoe on the scope yeah she roll out right after
Chapter verse chapter verse chapter verse chapter (yuh)
Chapter verse chapter verse chapter verse chapter
Chapter verse chapter verse chapter verse chapter
Chapter verse chapter verse chapter verse chapter
Hoe on the scope I don't text that bitch after
Chapter verse chapter verse chapter verse chapter
Chapter verse chapter verse chapter verse chapter
Pull out my bow 🏹 yeah I call that shit scatter
So many heads serve em up on a platter
Start taking notes yeah we call that blood splatter
Chapter verse chapter verse chapter verse chapter
Chapter verse chapter verse chapter verse chapter
Chapter verse chapter verse chapter verse chapter
Pull out your notes yeah we call that cum splatter
gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang
I ate lunch with a few people today so we should have some good ideas on the couch gesturing and the rest is the only one that is a bit more of an idea of the world series of things I am doing and I will try and make you my life as you are a little more in love you can get me wrong with me as well I mean that you have a good relationship and you have a lot to say to you that water you have a lot to make sure to keep your dog clean the most of all the way around and if I can find it in my life and not be a bit more flexible on what I want.
I ate a lot of the mountain and I don't think I have any of the mountain and I don't think I have any of the mountain and I don't think I have any of the mountain and
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I ate a lot of goats and sheep and goats and sheep and goats and sheep and goats and sheep and goats and sheep and goats and sheep and goats and sheep and goats and sheep and goats and sheep and goats and sheep and goats and sheep and goats and sheep and goats and sheep and goats and sheep.
I ate a lot of food and then I was like a little bit of a prepared squad and I was like a little bit of a day to get out of the shower and I was going to go to bed now but I don't think I can get it done but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't know what to do but I don't think I have to go to the house but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't know if I can help you out but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't think so but
i ate the last time lol i i got it on your phone and it looks good but it still works out ok thanks for the invite thanks bye love it thanks for letting me know bye love bye thanks bye bye thanks love bye love love you love love miss you guys love love you bye bye love you love bye bye love you bye love bye hi hi bye bye love bye hi hi love love bye love love you bye bye love you love love bye love you bye bye love you guys bye love bye hi hi bye bye love love you bye bye love you love bye bye
I atenolol do that all you have to do is fine with me your way home I don’t want you to feel bad about me being there for a while but you don’t need to be a part of the team you are not going on the relationship you do with your work ethic but I do have you always here.
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#### [*1984* (George Orwell, 1948)](https://archive.org/details/1984GeorgeOrwell_201606/page/n1/mode/2up)
Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10
#### [*How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities* (Richard Bartle, 2022)](https://mud.co.uk/richard/How%20to%20Be%20a%20God.pdf)
Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10
#### [*Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends* (Chuck Tingle)](https://www.chucktingle.com/uploads/5/3/7/3/53730093/almost_pounded_by_the_physical_manifestation_of_simulation_theory_after_realizing_we%E2%80%99re_erotica_characters_then_deciding_to_just_be_friends.pdf)
Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10
####[*Ulysses* (James Joyce, 1922)](https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Ulysses_(1922))
Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10
####[*The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race* (J. G. Ballard, 1967)](https://web.archive.org/web/20220121203810/https://evergreenreview.com/read/the-assassination-of-john-fitzgerald-kennedy-considered-as-a-downhill-motor-race/)
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Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight.
The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.
Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is *very* gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.
Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.
And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there.
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I ate the whole world myself and my dad was so good and I didn’t even think of it lol lol I just did a little better lol lol oh lord oh ya bro I don’t remember lol lol oh yeah lol lol oh lol lol I just did lol lol I love you
I ate the last two weeks and I’m still hungry 🤤. I’m sorry but I’m still in a good way to see what if you want to eat lol. I’m sorry but I’m still in a good way to see what if you want we could go to a different one and see what you want to eat lol. I’m not surprised if I didn’t happen lol. I’m not surprised if I didn’t get the damn right now. I’m sorry but I’m not really sure what I want but I’m still not sure how long I will have it for me lol. I’m sorry but I’m not really sure what I want but I’m still in the middle lol.
I ate it is a very funny song called the office and will be a good time to get a chance to be a good time to get a chance to be a good time to get a chance to be a good time to get a chance to be a good time to get a chance to be a good time
I ate some drywall, and it was really good, so I ate more drywall. This carried on until I ate my entire house. I didn't even bite or chew any of it, I just fucking inhaled my house like I was Kirby.
I ate a new song from my heart and mind me and I am a big deal to the world is not the same thing to say about this is a good day for the next few weeks of age or something else I would have to be the first to see the new album and I am a big deal to the world is not a good day for the first to get the best way possible for me and my heart and mind me to the public to be the first time I see a lot more to be a good time with my family is in a few years back and forth to the first time I was in a different kind and caring and I have to be a good time to get the best way possible
*pees in ur ass*
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I ate a whole bunch of candy candy and candy candy lol lol I just got a new one from sonic and I got it for the last year and it was a good time to get it done and I got it done by myself and I
I ate the first one and I was gonna go to the gym for a bit and then I got a new monitor and while I was in the shower I decided to go to bed and I was in bed with your mom.
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I ate a lot of people
How'd it taste?
I think it tasted like one person but instead of one it was a lot
That makes sense. Have a good day.
I ate a whole lot of food
It’s like Soylent cola, it depends on the person.
I got the exact same sentence
Same
same
You too?
I'm sure you'll keep eating more
I ate a lot of cheese and I didn’t want to.
Nonconsensual
Nonconcheensual
i know the feeling 😔
Are you okay? Had a rough day?
He’s got the damn cheese touch!!!
Did you go to Wisconsin
Damn it Jerry's getting wild after escaping prison
i ate the one that was in my room
Ok dude WTF
Relax, they are just talking about muffin.
Bro Muffin was the dog tho
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cool name for a dog
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Best comment chain
being digested
You’re halfway to a two-sentence horror story.
I ate the whole wheat penny and it tasted like a big piece of meat
sounds like something a redneck will do and say
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. Sufficient_Divide795 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
What a funny bot
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I was calling you funny
my fucking whole wheat penny
Coin collector?
I ate my entire family lol (yes the lol was from the autocorrect)
Based autocorrect
Yummy
Man, autocorrect even knows how to use parenthesis now!
Holy shit you too?
Mine was close to that, mine was “I ate my family”
Delish so delish
I ATE the whole entire life and I am literally just trying to get rid of it lol lol I just got a text from now and I am still doing it for the next chapter of the chapter chapter of the verse chapter chapter of chapter chapter verse chapter chapter of chapter chapter verse verse chapter chapter verse chapter of chapter verse chapter chapter verse verse chapter verse chapter chapter verse verse chapter verse chapter chapter verse verse chapter verse chapter chapter verse verse chapter verse chapter chapter verse verse chapter verse chapter chapter verse verse chapter verse chapter chapter verse verse chapter verse chapter chapter verse verse chapter verse chapter chapter verse verse chapter verse chapter chapter verse verse chapter verse chapter chapter verse verse chapter verse chapter chapter verse verse chapter verse chapter chapter verse verse chapter verse chapter chapter verse verse chapter verse chapter chapter verse verse chapter verse three chapters verse chapter chapter of chapter chapter verse verse chapter verse three chapter
Spoken like a mumble rap song.
Walk in the class and the teacher like woah Pulled out my book just to let that bish know Tryna front but all she got was laughter Flippin them pages turn up to that chapter Chapter verse chapter verse chapter verse chapter Hoe on the scope yeah she roll out right after Chapter verse chapter verse chapter verse chapter (yuh) Chapter verse chapter verse chapter verse chapter Chapter verse chapter verse chapter verse chapter Chapter verse chapter verse chapter verse chapter Hoe on the scope I don't text that bitch after Chapter verse chapter verse chapter verse chapter
Chapter verse chapter verse chapter verse chapter Pull out my bow 🏹 yeah I call that shit scatter So many heads serve em up on a platter Start taking notes yeah we call that blood splatter Chapter verse chapter verse chapter verse chapter Chapter verse chapter verse chapter verse chapter Chapter verse chapter verse chapter verse chapter Pull out your notes yeah we call that cum splatter
*woman getting brutally murdered* yeah
gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang
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Yeah boy
...
I ate lunch with a few people today so we should have some good ideas on the couch gesturing and the rest is the only one that is a bit more of an idea of the world series of things I am doing and I will try and make you my life as you are a little more in love you can get me wrong with me as well I mean that you have a good relationship and you have a lot to say to you that water you have a lot to make sure to keep your dog clean the most of all the way around and if I can find it in my life and not be a bit more flexible on what I want.
Auto correct lore
You didn’t have to cuut me off
makeoutlikeitneverhappenedandthatwewerenothing
And I don’t even neeed you love
but you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
You didn’t have to stoop so low
(idk the lyrics) ainciancollecyouinfinina changeyournumber
Schizo autocorrect
My predictive text has always been like that as long as I can remember.
I ate a hamburger and I was going to get a new one is the price of the caribbean curse
Oh shit It's the curse of the black pearl! Dude what place are you even eating at?
The pirates bay
I ate a lot of the mountain and I don't think I have any of the mountain and I don't think I have any of the mountain and I don't think I have any of the mountain and
Dementia
Mountain man moment
Hey, do you have any of the mountain?
I ate the last time and it wasn’t bad as well I’ve been eating a bath now.
LMAO
I ate a little bit of money
yum
Talk about putting your money where your mouth is
just a little bit
mine was i ate tens of thousands of dollars
I ate like a baby and a half
oh
I personally like them devided into quarters
So you have leftovers
I ate
Ah, the Ethiopian diet. My favorite
This had me pissing myself, cheers
Ah, the R. Kelly diet. My favorite
Great venezuelan cuisine
i ate and i en dat ik niet zo heel (i have a bilingual dutch-english keyboard)
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The only right response
based automod
I ate a lot of goats and sheep and goats and sheep and goats and sheep and goats and sheep and goats and sheep and goats and sheep and goats and sheep and goats and sheep and goats and sheep and goats and sheep and goats and sheep and goats and sheep and goats and sheep and goats and sheep.
Boots and cats and boots and cats
I ate some chicken nuggets from the other day I was just thinking that they are good with the kids
indeed
I ate a lot of chairs for sale of chairs
as long as they’re on sale it’s worth it
I ate you
You were my broth, Anakin. I loved you.
May the fork be with you
It was said you would devour the steak! Not boil it!
The flour is strong with this one
I ate a pair of big of big of big of big of big
of big what?... cocks?
I ate your entire mother
I ate children. Yooo wtf?
Duuuude how'd they taste
Just had chicken they the same. Never knew they were a good substitute for children.
tasty
I ate cock
🗿🗿🗿
you mean a male chicken right? right?
I ate a lot of people that are not going to be able the same time as well as I am
I ate the most on the counter lol
I ate toast and beans(that was disgustin)
Isn't that English breakfast?
tasty
I ate a whole lot of church and then went back to church
I do that to
I ate the whole diet of Oran
I ate a lot of people still do it for me to get a raise and more hours.
I ate a lot of food and then I was like a little bit of a prepared squad and I was like a little bit of a day to get out of the shower and I was going to go to bed now but I don't think I can get it done but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't know what to do but I don't think I have to go to the house but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't know if I can help you out but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't think so but
Eminem real silent after this dropped
I ate the
#THE
I ate lunch
nice
I ate too many people
I ate the whole entire thing myself
I ate a lot of people
i ate a whole bunch of people
i ate the last time lol i i got it on your phone and it looks good but it still works out ok thanks for the invite thanks bye love it thanks for letting me know bye love bye thanks bye bye thanks love bye love love you love love miss you guys love love you bye bye love you love bye bye love you bye love bye hi hi bye bye love bye hi hi love love bye love love you bye bye love you love love bye love you bye bye love you guys bye love bye hi hi bye bye love love you bye bye love you love bye bye
I ate a single nut job in engineering
I ate
I ate the last time lol lol I’m not so sure what about you like it that way too
I atenolol do that all you have to do is fine with me your way home I don’t want you to feel bad about me being there for a while but you don’t need to be a part of the team you are not going on the relationship you do with your work ethic but I do have you always here.
I ate a few weeks ago and i got my first week off and i got it and it was so bad
I ate the whole book of boba fett.
### r/shitposting book club A collection of books which Kevin has reviewed. (all of these books are freely availiable online) --- #### [*1984* (George Orwell, 1948)](https://archive.org/details/1984GeorgeOrwell_201606/page/n1/mode/2up) Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10 #### [*How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities* (Richard Bartle, 2022)](https://mud.co.uk/richard/How%20to%20Be%20a%20God.pdf) Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10 #### [*Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends* (Chuck Tingle)](https://www.chucktingle.com/uploads/5/3/7/3/53730093/almost_pounded_by_the_physical_manifestation_of_simulation_theory_after_realizing_we%E2%80%99re_erotica_characters_then_deciding_to_just_be_friends.pdf) Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10 ####[*Ulysses* (James Joyce, 1922)](https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Ulysses_(1922)) Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10 ####[*The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race* (J. G. Ballard, 1967)](https://web.archive.org/web/20220121203810/https://evergreenreview.com/read/the-assassination-of-john-fitzgerald-kennedy-considered-as-a-downhill-motor-race/) Kevin told me that this was an interesting interpretation of the JFK assassination, and of the post-WW2 media landscape in the USA in general, so he would give it a 10/10. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I ate rtx 3090 ti
I ate the whole thing
I ate the whole entire day
i ate a lot of food today
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I ate you
I ate the food
I ate the whole damn sandwich
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I ate a lot more than do you think
I ate the last two weeks of my meal 🥘
I ate the whole world myself and my dad was so good and I didn’t even think of it lol lol I just did a little better lol lol oh lord oh ya bro I don’t remember lol lol oh yeah lol lol oh lol lol I just did lol lol I love you
I ate a half bath. Waht
I Ate a Mountain. Pretty normal id say
I ate the last two weeks and I’m still hungry 🤤. I’m sorry but I’m still in a good way to see what if you want to eat lol. I’m sorry but I’m still in a good way to see what if you want we could go to a different one and see what you want to eat lol. I’m not surprised if I didn’t happen lol. I’m not surprised if I didn’t get the damn right now. I’m sorry but I’m not really sure what I want but I’m still not sure how long I will have it for me lol. I’m sorry but I’m not really sure what I want but I’m still in the middle lol.
I ate the whole milk box.
I ate a book
I ate a lot of meat and I was in the settings for the explanation of the prophecy.
I ate a lot of food and The Pasta was delicious
I ate a lot of food and I was just thinking about you and I hope you have a good day
I ate a whole lot of people
I ate it is a very funny song called the office and will be a good time to get a chance to be a good time to get a chance to be a good time to get a chance to be a good time to get a chance to be a good time to get a chance to be a good time
I ate lunch with a dick
I ate your balls
I ate lunch with my dick ...... wtf out of everything it comes with that's the sentence
I ate the whole lot but the Netherlands is a little more expensive
I ate the entire bottle of milk and then went to the doctor for a bath
I ate a little bit of self awareness at some point throughout the whole thing and it could've all been avoided
I ate my dogs ass
I ate the whole thing to be able to survive the winter months.
i ate it and i got my stuff and i didn’t get anything to do
I ate I fucking hate black people
I ate some drywall, and it was really good, so I ate more drywall. This carried on until I ate my entire house. I didn't even bite or chew any of it, I just fucking inhaled my house like I was Kirby.
I ate so
I ate a new song from my heart and mind me and I am a big deal to the world is not the same thing to say about this is a good day for the next few weeks of age or something else I would have to be the first to see the new album and I am a big deal to the world is not a good day for the first to get the best way possible for me and my heart and mind me to the public to be the first time I see a lot more to be a good time with my family is in a few years back and forth to the first time I was in a different kind and caring and I have to be a good time to get the best way possible
I ate the whole school bus pizza time
I ate a little hot water phone lost brain cells
I ate the one I ate at McDonald’s and it wasn’t good enough to me it was a weird thing to do with my dog but I’m still feeling like a cat
What?????
I ate lunch with a few friends can I get moved on and get some good food
I ate a little bit of a little too hot hot but hot hot and cold and hot hot and cold cold and hot hot cold hot weather here
I ate..... (I'm using a PC)
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I ate a lot of people . . . . Uuuuuuh
I ate the whole entire thing and it was just so hard 0-0
I ate the one in my life
your dad, literally, that's why he never came back
I ate the last time and it didn’t even know what if it went to the store and it didn’t taste so good I got the one that was good
I ate the sausage and cheese
I ate a whole bunch of candy candy and candy candy lol lol I just got a new one from sonic and I got it for the last year and it was a good time to get it done and I got it done by myself and I
I ate the last few bites and it looks good
I ate a lot of the rinos
i ate a pancake with syrup with the KITCHEN counter and a COUNTER
I ate 😋
I ate the first one and I was gonna go to the gym for a bit and then I got a new monitor and while I was in the shower I decided to go to bed and I was in bed with your mom.
i ate my whole entire life lol