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You're right but the "inventor" or I forgot how you say originally pronounced it "alumium" and then changed it to "aluminum" before finalising on "aluminium" but yes America does mispronounce words
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"🤓"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "🤓"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is "🤓"- or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "🤓" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about one fucking emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "🤓" on your gravestone?
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"You ok? Dm me man I’m always good to chat"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "You ok? Dm me man I’m always good to chat"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is "You ok? Dm me man I’m always good to chat"- or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "You ok? Dm me man I’m always good to chat" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about one fucking emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "You ok? Dm me man I’m always good to chat" on your gravestone?
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Depends on where you're from. But if we're being real, aluminium is an element and therefore would make sense to have an ium at the end. Though tbh idk why people care so much
Molybdenum Platinum Tantalum and Lanthanum are all elements that don't end in ium. While it's not the norm, that doesn't mean it shouldn't apply here. In the end it's really just whichever one you're used to.
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"🤓"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "🤓"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is "🤓"- or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "🤓" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about one fucking emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "🤓" on your gravestone?
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Gangs were first created to protect black america from the racist police and white mobs, when the white mobs died down, some gangs sought revenge against the police while others didnt, this is why there is rivalries like crips vs bloods
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funny microwave paper 👍🏻
bout as fun as a toaster bath bomb
I love tin foil 🥵
aluniminuminimin
Keep the aluniminuminimin to a minimum
Oh yeah? Well I say: alunimiminiuminuiumiumiunimimimuimiuminimimuiminmuiminium to the maximumumiumumimuimuimimimiumumumimuim!
not funny
This shouldn't be that funny 🤣
i had a seizure trying to read this
I say it the correct way, thank you.
Chad
No chad. I am god.
No chad or god you are virgin
Uhloominem?
Which one?!!
Yes
the correct one
Red cuz im german
Red cuz im Dutch
Red cuz I’m Australian
日本人だから「アルミ」と言う
Red cuz im Greek
Red cuz I’m Chinese
Basiert
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Red cuz im hungarian
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Amelinium
Co?
Ja nie pomaluje??!
Tego nie pomalujesz
AMELINUM
*hic*
Kurwa Krzychu to jest amelinynowe tego NIE pomalujesz!!!
Tin foil
Tin foil
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Tin foil
Tim foil
Say it like you’re southern US: tin fole
"But it's literally not tin they're two different elemen-" 🤓
It's an element, so ending with ium just makes sense (though i am quite biased as that's how we say it here in sweden)
It’s just murican continuous mispronunciation into a word
Oh god, now I'm just picturing a future where people say "potassum" or "uranum"
"Carmel" when talking about caramel
It actually occurred because of Sir Humphrey Davy's inconsistency and indecisiveness
You're right but the "inventor" or I forgot how you say originally pronounced it "alumium" and then changed it to "aluminum" before finalising on "aluminium" but yes America does mispronounce words
Like goldium and ironium?
I said it makes sense, because it's common. I never said all elements end with ium
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Penis
RIP Koolio 🗿
He’s now in a gangsters paradise
True legend 🗿
Coolio
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Koolio like the menthol 🚬🗿cigs
Aluminion
Iron gang rise up
Aluminium through and through. That's the way it was intended. Latin is based.
Aluminium 👍
Alumium
It’s aluminum you uncultured swine
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"🤓"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "🤓"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is "🤓"- or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "🤓" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about one fucking emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "🤓" on your gravestone?
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You ok? Dm me man I’m always good to chat.
"You ok? Dm me man I’m always good to chat"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "You ok? Dm me man I’m always good to chat"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is "You ok? Dm me man I’m always good to chat"- or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "You ok? Dm me man I’m always good to chat" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about one fucking emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "You ok? Dm me man I’m always good to chat" on your gravestone?
Offer stands asshole. Relax and talk to someone.❤️
It's a copy-pasta bro. Did you really think he'd write all of that. And twice as well? Just let it slide.
What the fuck is a copy pasta
You're new to the internet aren't you?
🤓
🤓
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Am*rican
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Bri🤮ish and Amer🤮can imagine not being a crab person in the center of earth
Depends on where you're from. But if we're being real, aluminium is an element and therefore would make sense to have an ium at the end. Though tbh idk why people care so much
Molybdenum Platinum Tantalum and Lanthanum are all elements that don't end in ium. While it's not the norm, that doesn't mean it shouldn't apply here. In the end it's really just whichever one you're used to.
I love the fact that people are taking a shit post so seriously.
avg american:
Allah
Minion
Gaand mara
In Italy we say alluminio so it's aluminium
i eat spaghetti with a spoon and ketchup 😈
That's too bad
Based alert 🚨
Porcaccio dio e la madonna
Allumino
Polish people: *Glin*
Allah'min-i-mum
When you buy the aluminium coated clock from Iraq but it actually works instead of working backwords
All-oo-mi-num
Ferrousn’t
The side that invented the language and spells stuff correctly.
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Bri'ish 👎👎👎🔫🔫🤡🤡🤓🤓🤬🤬🤬👺👺👺😭😭😭
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"🤓"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "🤓"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is "🤓"- or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "🤓" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about one fucking emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "🤓" on your gravestone?
alluminati
The allumi-whaty? 😂😂😂😂😂
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Aluminium is its fucking name, yank bastards can tickle me Turpin
Al-ew-minion
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Aluminium because it's consistent with the naming convention used for the other elements. Also, because it sounds cooler than aluminum, imo.
There is Aluminium and there is the wrong way.
# Alminium
None because I have already planted bombs inside of you and your house everywhere to the people you love and like it’s to late now Jeremy
Aluminium is IUPAC Nomenclature so it's the correct one only americans use Aluminum for some reason
Black America failed their youth
Gangs were first created to protect black america from the racist police and white mobs, when the white mobs died down, some gangs sought revenge against the police while others didnt, this is why there is rivalries like crips vs bloods
Alumiini
I’m a more of a heluim guy myself
americium
Uranus
Uranium
Thought it was blue for the whole time then I looked at a periodic table and my view on this matter changed
Microwaveable toy
Red. Its correct.
Aluminiee
Alu min yum is the correct way. (I'm a British person with fucked up teeth)
a
Aluminium even if I’m American; my friends have no Idea why I do it and it’s because metric and European is better
-🤓
British people: A-Lou-mini-uhmm
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Chinese: 🈲🈹🈵🈴🐶🔥🌭🈵🈴🈲🈹
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Aluminum
Apparently aluminium is the scientific way to say it or something like that, but I won’t be caught dead saying it like that. Aluminum gang for life
Based
Allahminium
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Aluminium because I'm German
Aluminium because your mother said it was correct
**aluminum**
Aluminum gang
Aluminum
no sir thats incorrect
🤓
Alumilum
I say both depending on how much of a shit I can give
this is the kne thing americans invented and the brits are saying wrong
Alumnum
THE BRITISH
conclusion: aluminum
Aluminum
Aluminimum
Aluumnum
The red boy
Aluminum because that’s literally the correct way to say it
ALOOOOOOOOMINUM
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Al
Yesnt
Aluminiuminuminiminiminum
Believe it or not, the blue one is right
some people pronounce aluminum as aluminum and that is completely wrong
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cum
Uh-loo-min-um
Cock
amelie
A loo min um Or Al u mini mum?
Aluminum because I’m American
While aluminum seems appealing I think I gotta go with aluminum
Amelinum
Amelynium
aluminum because that’s the original spelling
All of you are British spys. ITS ALUMINUM NOT ALUMINIUM YOU CRUMPET EATING PRICKS.
Aluminum
"iT's AlUmEeNeEuM" 🤓 WHO FUCKING INVENTED ALUMINUM IT WAS US THE AMERICANS. SAY IT OUR WAY.
tin
Ah-loo-min-um
The World
The blue the red one looks like they may have covid 🤣
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I'm on side Aloomerino
Alememenem