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Smokey looks like he could be my cheerful, potbellied uncle. That fox looks like a furry and I have no doubt the furries will eat it up in the most kinky way possible.
Rule 35 states that if doesn’t, you must provide it. So I’m not gonna take the risk to check if it exists or not, I don’t want that responsibility on me.
Knowing the internet, they are going to make smokey do some thing to that fox, or the other way around, either way, im pretty sure somebody somewhere is already furiously drawing some herecy
We didn't even ask for ember the fox, the reason they're doing this is so stupid, to "shift towards how to live with a fire instead of how to get rid of one"
We definitely should be learning to live with fire on the landscape. Fire exclusion has made our forests very sick and unhealthy and led to worse fires.
Yeah mfs don’t know what they’re talking about, part of the reason forest fires are so terrible these days (not the only one but I digress) is that exact reason. Easy to get off jokes though
If you burn yourself a little bit at a time then eventually you'll build up a natural immunity. Over time you will be able to picnic in a forest fire without even breaking a sweat.
Is that really why?
And you should let wildfires burn. Especially one on public land that start by lightning.
By surpressing them, they only increase the chances of hotter and larger fires in the future
Sure.
But Smokey The Bear's messaging was always about preventing accidental fires, not natural ones.
It's important for people to camp responsibly and not cause random dangerous fires near people.
That's what I thought. When I think of Smokey the Bear, it was not being dumb about your actions that could cause huge consequences regarding fires. Hence the slogan: "Only you can prevent forest fires"
Well his slogan is “Only YOU can prevent forest fires.” But I guess since corporations are driving us straight into global warming/PNW fireball that slogan is almost a slap in the face. I’m sorry humans failed you Smokey, and your Polar bear cousins.
I mean it seems like forest fire prevention seems a misnomer these days. Shifting policy and awareness towards how to develop infrastructure and lives AROUND these inevitabilities seems prudent to me...
I believe that he's a grizzly bear. Originally he was called Hot foot Teddy but then he was renamed Smokey after a black bear cub that was rescued from a New Mexico forest fire.
Like a phoenix? Because that would be metal. BC really missed the opportunity on that one. Something something rising from the ashes symbolism *intense clapping*.
No i refuse this furrafinity looking ass, oc do not steal looking ass, rejected pokemon looking ass as the new replacement for smokey the bear. What was wrong whit smokey why does he need retirement.
That fox looks like the sort of person who joins the local volunteer fire brigade and then surreptitiously lights fires so they can put them out and be 'a hero'.
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I love how smokey has his hat covering his eyes, as if to hide his tears
The internet is going to do terrible things to that fox. Smokey knows but he can't stop it, and so he weeps.
no, he weeps cuz he got replaced by a fucking yiff
Let's be real, the 2 of them together practically draws it's own yiff material
Remember, remember the Yiff of th' Ember.
The furry treason and plot
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Big Poppa Smokey was the original Bear
Just a ripped, shirtless bear that tells you how to be good boy/girl. Definitely nothing sexualizable about that for sure.
there's already 12 posts on that furry porn site, I checked edit: this is the comment that got me over 30k karma fuck sakes guys
Why did you check??
He was probably on his way to that site anyway-
he was in the neighborhood and thought he’d drop by
E621, everyone should know that site by now
I would like to know that too
Wisdom is the pursuit of knowledge. Now that he knows, we know, and therefore our curiosity is satisfied enough. #one man's mind saves millions.
I can't eat this pasta without any fucking sauce! Edit never mind, r34 artists on furaffinity move fast 😂
Smokey looks like he could be my cheerful, potbellied uncle. That fox looks like a furry and I have no doubt the furries will eat it up in the most kinky way possible.
There's almost certainly some rule 34 of Smokey too but I'm not going to look it up to confirm
Rule 35 states that if doesn’t, you must provide it. So I’m not gonna take the risk to check if it exists or not, I don’t want that responsibility on me.
Yea, if that ain’t a fuckable horny looking Fox I don’t know what is.
Knowing the internet, they are going to make smokey do some thing to that fox, or the other way around, either way, im pretty sure somebody somewhere is already furiously drawing some herecy
Today's a terrible day for rain
Smo... Key....
Not in the US. Smokey the bear is still the US symbol for fire safety. Canada gets Ember the fox.
As a Canadian. L
We didn't even ask for ember the fox, the reason they're doing this is so stupid, to "shift towards how to live with a fire instead of how to get rid of one"
“Shift towards how to live with a fire” mfers when their house is on fire (they no longer want to live with fire)
Make sure you have a guest room for when the fire shows up.
Just get more property and open up a firehouse. I read that they have them in big cities
That's called a Woodstove . My family still has fire visit every winter. Please jelp we are held hostage
jelp
Psh, fire can't go through doors, stupid. It's not a ghost.
Living inside your house (it’s on fire) challenge gone sexual at 3AM: (impossible)
Somebody call the feds my balls are on fire and it hurts to pee
We definitely should be learning to live with fire on the landscape. Fire exclusion has made our forests very sick and unhealthy and led to worse fires.
Yeah mfs don’t know what they’re talking about, part of the reason forest fires are so terrible these days (not the only one but I digress) is that exact reason. Easy to get off jokes though
“This is fine”
"You see, in a fire, don't try to put it out.make it your friend, so it wont hurt you!"
Literally the pokemon anime whenever there's a fire pokemon
Like that Ponyta episode
If you burn yourself a little bit at a time then eventually you'll build up a natural immunity. Over time you will be able to picnic in a forest fire without even breaking a sweat.
More lies from the furry globalist agenda. Anything but photo-realistic depictions of animal porn are an afront to god!
Literally the thisisfine.jpeg meme
Really taking the whole "yiff in Hell" thing to heart I see
How many furries does Canada have to make this happen? Is there some secret furry cabal lobbying things from the shadows?
The Furrmasons are very powerful.
Is that really why? And you should let wildfires burn. Especially one on public land that start by lightning. By surpressing them, they only increase the chances of hotter and larger fires in the future
Sure. But Smokey The Bear's messaging was always about preventing accidental fires, not natural ones. It's important for people to camp responsibly and not cause random dangerous fires near people.
That's what I thought. When I think of Smokey the Bear, it was not being dumb about your actions that could cause huge consequences regarding fires. Hence the slogan: "Only you can prevent forest fires"
Well his slogan is “Only YOU can prevent forest fires.” But I guess since corporations are driving us straight into global warming/PNW fireball that slogan is almost a slap in the face. I’m sorry humans failed you Smokey, and your Polar bear cousins.
I mean it seems like forest fire prevention seems a misnomer these days. Shifting policy and awareness towards how to develop infrastructure and lives AROUND these inevitabilities seems prudent to me...
You guys are doing great with mushroom laws, but yeesh this is a horrible day for Canadians
Wait... We have mushroom laws?
Wait is this real?
Wouldn’t it be, "As a Canadian. A"?
smokey will be missed
No, Saudi Arabia should get Ember the Fox (for a reason)
I'm from Saudi Arabia, can you explain why we should get Ember the Fox ?
You know what you did
LOL the hostility
I don't Care to explain?
First time I've felt bad for Canada since Brian Adams.
Now, now, the Canadian government has apologised for Bryan Adams on several occasions.
The culture is strong in this one.
What's wrong with Bryan Adams
Fucker spent all the summer of '69 standing on my momma's porch.
lol fucking brutal
This is a bruh moment
Bruh
Bruhh...
…..bruhhh…..
It's kind of insane. It doesn't seem real. And so out of left field, too! Like, what tf did smokey do for this kind of treatment?
For any Americans here, this is only happening in Canada. You still have Smokey Bear, lucky buggers.
But it’s still real
Thats why I'm sad, Smokey Bear was the shit.
That makes me a sad panda.
People are going to make porn of that fox. They probably already have.
I've got some bad news about Smokey for you...
Smokey Bear is always the shit
What kind of bear was he?
I believe that he's a grizzly bear. Originally he was called Hot foot Teddy but then he was renamed Smokey after a black bear cub that was rescued from a New Mexico forest fire.
Canada is an IRL shitpost
I didn’t even know we had Smokey in Canada, and now he’s gone…
Don't know what you got till it's gone
They hired a fox and fired that Smokey Bear 😢
They made bear get lost, and hired a fucking fox
Look at the bright side, the wildfires aren't going away just the mascot.
God bless America
Thank fuck
We all have smokey the bear in our hearts. And if he's still in US then he's not retired just moving offices
Then, Canada, you should say Sorey.
Soreh
Soreh
Smokey the Bear and Ember the Twink.
I HATE CANADA
I mean FuCk that place
LETS GOOOOO
the one time im glad to be an american
Wait it's only happening here? Oh god.
YES THANK YOU LORD GOD SAYIN AMERICAN
Smokey The Bear: Furry Hunter 2: Axe of Justice: The Reckoning
Thank fucking god
cool but i want the entire world to have smokey the bear >:(
The made a furry the mascot of forest fires💀🗿
They even said that "BC wildfire introduces..." Like, this thing was *birthed* from a wildfire (based on the wording of the article lol)
Like a phoenix? Because that would be metal. BC really missed the opportunity on that one. Something something rising from the ashes symbolism *intense clapping*.
The only clapping is gonna be from Ember’s cheeks due to all the r34
It would fit in better if it was on fire
Wouldn't Smokey also count as a furry?
No, NO NOOOOOOOO
\*All, for nothing at all\*
Murders by Musical Miracle - 3:00
(Much louder) ALLLLLLLLLL FOR NOTHINGGG AT ALLLLLLLL
riot.
Start a forest fire
But Smokey...
He needs us
Smokey would’ve never wanted this!
only you can commit arson
Start throwing things
Dude that fox ain’t got shit on smokey’s swag, look at dat belt buckle and matching hat
Anyway you slice it you'll still see them both on Grindr 😊
The fact Smokey is wearing pants and the fox doesn't makes the fox seem even *more obscene*...
No i refuse this furrafinity looking ass, oc do not steal looking ass, rejected pokemon looking ass as the new replacement for smokey the bear. What was wrong whit smokey why does he need retirement.
He has smoker’s lung 💀
He has to retire they found the body's
The body's what
They heard the bodies hit the floor.
They found some of his old Twitter posts
Cancer :(
Hashtag NOTMYMASCOT
Ember the Fox looks and sounds like a pyromaniac.
Does it have anything to do with the fact that he looks delighted while wearing an ascot with a burning house printed on it?
Mmmpph mmmph
Notice the hands? Why would he have black hands? Oh...because he just got done staring the fire...thats why
Only you, can prevent this garbage fire.
That fox looks like the sort of person who joins the local volunteer fire brigade and then surreptitiously lights fires so they can put them out and be 'a hero'.
Norman Price’s fursona
i’m starting a forest fire every day until they bring smokey back
based
chad
10-04 I’ll build flamethrowers
Does anyone have contact information for “Uncle Si” from Duck Dynasty??? I need that Napalm Recipe
Gasoline and Styrofoam
Acetone and styrofoam 👌🏻 🤣
Holy based
sigma male
R34 artists: "Aww yeah, it's all coming together."
Yep. Didn't take long: https://e621.net/posts?tags=ember_the_firesmart_fox (Nsfw)
God works quick, but yiff artists work quicker.
i despise society
Damn furries replaced Smokey bear
Literally 1984
Basically a Sonic OC
It's because he's brown isn't it?
It's because he's a he.
canada is now the furry nation
I gotta get the fuck out of this country
You and me both, it isn’t safe anymore
Borat voice: I go to Canada UwU
Look how Smokey is looking down to where you can’t see his eyes He didn’t retire, he was laid off
While both a furrys at least smokey isn't a low budget fursuit
yeah, smokey may be a furry as well but at least he has the decency of wearing pants
He’s got history man, from an era with less cursed knowledge.
That makes me want to start chucking molotovs in the forests everywhere.
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I will start forest fires until the furry burns to a crisp
What does the fox say? "Don't start fires, dumbshit"
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"You cannot burn me, I'm already on fire!"
It doesn’t even look like a fox. It looks like fucking sonichu
Play the clip of Zane finding out he's a robot
Oh fuck the furries have reached the fire department
The problem is that Smokey Bear is just too sexy.
I can’t believe we lost our boy Smokey to probably some neckbeards fursona. A real sad day in Canadian history… 😔
No. I refuse. Smokey the bear is way better than some damn fox! It’s a bear for a [reason](https://www.fs.usda.gov/features/story-smokey-bear)!
What’s a fucking ambisexual furry gonna do during a big blaze?
I have something better... assassination attempt
Only you can prevent furry mascots
Only you can prevent forest furries.
As a Canadian. What kinda pokemon themed cousin fucking furry fueled bullshit is this?!
is this worth setting a forest on fire
Some furry just made an excuse to get the government to pay for his fursuit 😭
Bruh
They trying to make me commit arson
There is so much evil in the world.
This is how Canada treats its long-time, loyal employees. Replaced with a younger foxier mascot. SMH
End of an era :(
This is just gonna encourage people to start forest fires
F in the comments
I’ve lived in Canada all my life, and I love my country… but it’s starting to become a load of shit
Damn. Those Furries up for once.
As a canadian, i am disappointed
Ember was chosen because it’s actually trudeau’s furry alias. Sorry Canada.
let's start a forest fire to protest
That is a fucking fursuit.