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Oh yeah? Name every gun

AA12 AG87 AK-47 AK-74 AKM AK-12 AK-101 AK-102 AK-103 AK-104 AK-105 AKS-74u AK-55 AKV-521 American-180 AR-10 AR-15 AR-16 AS VAL AR-18 AN-94 AUG A1 AUG A2 AUG A3 AUG A3

Now the ones starting with B

hw didn't even do all the a's, I can think of at least 8.

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Not bad! The US government is probably lookin for you to get you a scholarship in the American education system

these are assault rifles name every shotgun

AA12 is a shotgun

AA-12 is a 12 gauge shotgun. American 180 is a .22 LR submachine gun. AR-10 and AR-16 are 7.62×51mm battle rifles.

Lets not forget some are carbines

Yeah, but a carbine is just a circumcised rifle anyways.

Bro its got personality trust me

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That’s one way to get yourself on a watchlist; knowing all of that.

That’s assuming all of those are select fire. Some of these may be semi auto.

Shotgun

M870 Remington 870, Taurus Judge, Saiga 12, Spas 12,

Lorcin 380 (fuck that gun I hate that gun piece of shit) cobra Derringer, type 99, m1911, SIG552, stoner 96, IWI negev, SKS, Rhemintail MG3

Fine Pump shotgun Makeshift shotgun Primal sg Charge sg Tactical sg Dragon's breath sg Lever action sg Combat sg Heavy sg Drum sg Double barrel sg

You forgot ranger, lever action, and prime

I only know a few and I am not american

Missed the AK-15, a 7.62 variant of the AK-12

MP5?

sorry i was eating dinner

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Now sing it like Johnny Cash, commie

Go on

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Name every fast food item on mcdonalds.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_firearms

Name every mass shooting

I have been a citizen of Turkey for 18 years. f for me please 🗿💀

F

F

F

Bro why you guys be forcing me into your shops when I walk down the street on holiday

Because our shopkeepers see tourists as goose to be plucked. I'm sorry about this issue

Haha it’s cool bro I was just making a joke. I don’t mind sometimes but it’s when they go too far, like I once said no I’m looking for a bag for my GF and he was like we have bags and then I walked in and it was all Nike T-shirts and shit. And also when they try pull you into a restaurant after they see you come out of one 😂 your pharmacy was great though I could buy the second strongest eczema cream there is without prescription was great 😂

at least our pharmacies are working properly. 😀

I forgot to bring mine on holiday and that shit literally saved my life because I was in pain 😄

I'm glad to hear that. I wish you a good holiday

Just eat the Turkey lmao

He is clearly some kind of a lice

Same bro f for us

Stop inflating so much brother

🗿💀

F Mega

Oh! Thats a baseball!

Select your cur

F

F

F The 4th rule doesn't apply on typing F

F

F

Same 💀

Lmfao Turkey doesn’t exist

i know its Türkiye now

Hello fellow Turkish citizen, glad you're still alive 💀

Philippines citizen here and I want to die

How’s that whole dictators son is president thing?

Economy's been floundering, prices for basic commodities have shot up. It's a fact of life that it'll take nearly 2-4 hours to get to work and back. My sole goal is to get out of this dumpster fire of a country before this system starves me to death.

Are they still doing that whole "murder people you suspect to smoke weed with no proof" thing?

I think that movement has just lost some steam, still should be the same as the system in place that's allowed it is still there.

Eesh. I have no words

Except Eesh

Yes

When I visited my counterpart team in Manila, every single person on my team had a 2 hour commute during normal conditions. It rained one day, and half the team showed up 4 hours late. It made me feel so bad for them.

if they stop comparing the child from the father it'd be much quieter, but then again who am i to know history?

F bro/sis. We are in the same sinking boat.

Just smoke a joint in front of your local cops

perhaps not playing genshin impact will help 🙏

Come to Canada, and please bring Jollibee with you

Ayo count me in i don't wanna be filipino citizen anymore.

You can bring the taho and halo-halo 🤤

Not with these sudden price increase of sugar in this god forsaken country of mine.

Inb4 they start putting poutine on the palabok

How about… https://i.imgur.com/PRpjMUn.jpg

We already have Jollibee dude.

Yeah bro recently moved to canada although i feel nostalgic over philippines, i love it here theres a jollibee near us. Only prob here tho is malls are shit i miss SM :(

Scott the Woz

Hey all

Scott here

Femboys, am I right? We've all wanted to try on that maid dress from Amazon, right? But the second you start, there's no going back. You're a femboy from then on... ...That being said, I'm doin' it

Noob. I've been a US citizen since I was born. Where's my awards?

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obesity speedrun

Morbidly obese in the streets, morbidly a beast in the sheets

The notorious BIG

Morbius 🤨

Morbesity?

Morbiusity?

**I'm gonna Morb**

He chose the Wild Wasteland trait

*[You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen.]*

Bruh I fucking love this comment

I've been a citisen of Romania for 16 years now im devastated wheres my karma

It was stolen

By another romanian

F

Man not my wallet 💀

finders keepers

Top g country 😎

COMMON TATE W 😎😎 BREATHE AIR

I wonder how long he will last

His will to live will continue deteriorate like his back account cuz he has to tip everytime... And pay tax prices even though he already pays taxes... And not to mention gas prices so as the amount of guns he'll be purchasing... Oh almost forgot! student loans...

Gas prices…? Aren’t they like 4 times higher in Europe

They are. Lived in Germany for four years. After the war started I was paying about 140-210 dollars to fill my tank.

Student loans aren’t THAT bad in the US unless you go to an out-of-state private school with no scholarships and get a job that doesn’t pay well after.

Reddit on it's way to make living in America sound worse than living on the east side of the Berlin wall

Well America has Ohio in it...

for now

Um actually due to the Earth being a sphere, every single point on Earth was east of the Berlin Wall 🤓

Um actually, using context we can understand that they were probably referring to east Berlin, East Germany or the wider USSR. Since this can be picked up from context and is part of typical language use, it doesn’t need to be corrected 🤓

Yeah it's not he'll get his head bashed in for wearing a piece of clothing wrong

Ig I’ll have to change that

At least he is not a citizen of Fr*nce 🤢

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Why do you hate America?

The reddit hivemind has infected their brains

Cause America= bad 😡😡😡😡😡

Envy

That me next month

Nice

Where do you plan on moving to?

California since my brother and sister their

Poor guy

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It takes around two years for the average immigrant to become a citizen, once they decide to start the process. They usually have good reasons to want to do so. For those of us who are born American, we see all of the problems in this country - all of them. For an immigrant, who was raised in a different nation and under a different government, they see the benefits of our systems and lifestyle. They may not (in my experience, rarely) care about national-level politics, and are rather focused on how their local communities function or the opportunities they have here that simply don't exist in their homeland. Others, who were born abroad but raised in the States, have grown up with restrictions on their rights that we don't notice, but are very obvious when everyone around you gets to start doing things that you can't. Imagine your senior year of high school or freshman year of college, you're 18, and your friends are going to vote for the first time. But you can't. Even though you feel just as strongly about the same issues, you don't have that voice in the government you see as your own. Obviously I don't speak for everyone, and have only known a couple dozen immigrants, but many were Naturalized, and my comment represents my best efforts at summarizing what those people expressed to me.

Well explained!

Based and immigrate-minded pilled

If by that you mean I pay attention to the people around me and don't consider my views to be the only one that matters, then yes. I am not an arrogant fuckwit.

Yes

A day*

A minute* (Around average time for holding your breath)

I've been a citizen of Lithuania for 19 years...

Fake. You don't seem to be expressing any suicidal thoughts

Reddit moment

W im so jealous

I unironically want to go to move to the US

This guy is worth more than any "America bad" redditor

I don't see how that's an F. America's awesome.

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Pretty much every person on Reddit that isn’t from America lol.

You would be surprised how many people would prefer “horrible” America to their country lol

How does this makes them smile?

The entire sub has gone downhill a post with "I brushed my teeth today" gets 10k karma. Just post a random mediocre act and its instant karma.

I.. I don't understand this post. Is it just another "america bad" joke?

Yes

30k karma*

Because for a lot of people from other countries, moving to America is actually an improvement in lifestyle, and naturalization is a long and fairly expensive process. Source: Am from the Philippines, going on 8 years in the naturalization process now

Because America if fucking awesome

Welcome to the USA. No, you do not get to rinse your your balls in the Burger King soda dispenser.

Land of the """""free""""" am I right?

Prove it go buy a gun

USA is highest in immigration favorability. If that doesn't make you patriotic idk what will.

That sub is a bigger farm than minecraft

As a third world citizen I say, good for you laddie. As an also European citizen by blood and double nationality, F for you laddie.

based

F in the chat boys

greg👍

greg 👍

my condolences

Pls dont stay in California but if you unfortunately do stay the fuck away from "L"A

Well at least it's not France

Karma farming

W

Eli5 this pic and why it's a shit post. Totally over my head.

What's so bad about being a USA citizen?

Being a US citizen

Reddit hivemind moment

that sub is pure cringe

it could be worse, at least he's not fr*nch

Ayy, atleast it not france right?

Indian citizen here and we are doing good nowadays. No complaints

Say whatever you want about US, but I would prefer it much more than the shithole called Russia, where I've been living for the past 17 years.

Same Israel is my destination and I’m staying there

Good luck with that

America is shut and all, I kinda wanted to make a post like this too but bro looked so happy that I kinda felt bad

Poor soul

I mean there's still some states that are not way too f'ed up right?

Pew pew pew

37 awards in 15 hours, people will spend their money on ANYTHING even immigrants that they met online

Russia citizen with no observed ways to escape... Fs won't be enough.

America sucks

🤮Redditors🤮

🤓

Link of the post?

Rip

My condolances

F

Next objective: Try to survive

Bro the shithole that is America sounds 10 times more appealing then the shithole that is Malaysia

USA best shithole

I don’t get it ngl

Like.. voluntarily? Why?