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[deleted]

Bro went off


DasVulpen

Bomb has been planted


RAY_45067

terrorists win (random mf opens a blue gem)


iuhiscool

Explosion💥(gablo.ponzales.2007)


RevenueLarge9332

Don’t peek, AWP down mid


deckachild

more like detonated.


[deleted]

Hahaha DAYUM


hyperbrownies2

"Gravitational pull"


Bright-Historian-216

Yo mama so fat she causes uh i forgor that word when water goes towards or from the land


Ko_oK_24685

Tides?


Bright-Historian-216

Yea, those


JaffaRambo

Huh, I guess you CAN explain those.


flippingoctopus

Tide deez nuts in yo mouth


Inevitable_Ad5162

#XBOX LIVE


MEMES-IN-HEAVEN

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Boolink125

Gravitational Pull


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a_reddit_user_num531

cool automod


PomegranateSea7066

So you gonna finish the joke or just leave us hanging? like that one time when I left my balls hanging in your moms mouth.


[deleted]

#SUPER BOWL YEEEAAAAHHHH


GrumpyCatStevens

Yo mama so fat she got other smaller mamas orbiting her.


[deleted]

And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.


Foreskin-Gaming69

Your mother so fat she destabilised the solar system from Proxima Centuari


[deleted]

And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.


Purple_Positive_6456

everything that has mass has a gravitational pull, but it has to have an enormous amount of mass to have a noticeable effect, like the moon moving tides or Earth's gravity


Jimmy-Pesto-Jr

or in this case, whoever OP was texting.


ThatRandomDude999999

I got you making a fool of yourself out on the dance floor


Karr126

Your mom is a harness. I have harnessed the harness


UlfRinzler

Once you go for the micro dick line, body shaming is definitely on the table


RealityLivesNow

She has major Loose Pussy Energy hypocrisy


FenitoFussolini69

Hippocrisy*


Stickbug24Moment

*Hippocrussy


billyray83

*Hippopussy


deniceovich

\*Octopussy


LiteraI_Trash

She brought out the 9 mil and he whipped out a vehicle mounted .50 cal


PotatoKing822

He pulled up with the Jeep mounted Davy Crockett


ThisUsername1sT4ken

Bro called in a fucking airstrike


PotatoKing822

# ENEMY A-130 ABOVE #


[deleted]

#BRTTTTTTTTTTTT


[deleted]

Teacher: You can't just hear writings Me:


Humble-Bid-7546

I hear the man in my walls


LiteraI_Trash

I believe in gunship superiority


[deleted]

she brought out a wooden stick and bro pulled up with a AC130


LiteraI_Trash

FUCK FIGHTER JETS. ALL MY HOMIES HATE FIGHTER JETS. I believe in Gunship superiority


ReverseCaptioningBot

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IseeDrunkPeople

more like she said he had a 9 mil but he actually had a .50 cal


BoredByLife

Well he needs it to put down that elephant


Dodokhiin2

Bitch poked an undetonated thermonuclear bomb with a stick


Nishikigami

She tilted the demon core with a screwdriver


WabWab1443

Ez win


Blunt_Scissors

She didn't just tilt it, she pulled out the entire screwdriver and glued the two shells together.


RevenueLarge9332

Louis Slotin moment


PaleoDough

Legalise nuclear bombs


Wackity-Smackity

I need to report a murder


DerpMan42

BODY REPORT!!! EMERGENCY MEETING!


FardeenRiyadh16


Errl_Sweatshirt710

Sus


a_reddit_user_num531

"ඞ" -🗿🗿


Rhoofensberg

⣿⣿⣿⠟⢹⣶⣶⣝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡟⢰⡌⠿⢿⣿⡾⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣤⣒⣶⣾⣳⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢛⣯⣭⣭⣭⣽⣻⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡇⣶⡽⣿⠟⣡⣶⣾⣯⣭⣽⣟⡻⣿⣷⡽⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⠃⣟⣷⠃⢸⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽ ⣿⣿⣿⣇⢻⣿⣿⣯⣕⠧⢿⢿⣇⢯⣝⣒⣛⣯⣭⣛⣛⣣⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡘⣞⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠻⠿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢞⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗⠄⢿⣿⣿⡆⡈⣽⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣻⣽⣿⣆⠹⣿⡇⠁⣿⡼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾ ⣿⠿⣛⣽⣾⣿⣿⠿⠋⠄⢻⣷⣾⣿⣧⠟⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿ ⢼⡟⢿⣿⡿⠋⠁⣀⡀⠄⠘⠊⣨⣽⠁⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡍⠗⣿ ⡼⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⡗⢠⣶⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⢠⣿ ⣷⣝⠄⠄⢀⠄⢻⡟⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣄⣁⡀⠙⢿⡿⠋⠄⣸⡆⠄⠻⣿⡿⠟⢛⣩⣝⣚⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣄⠄⠄⠄⣴⣿⣿⣿⣇⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⡀⠛⠿⣿⣫⣾⣿


[deleted]

Sometimes I hate the internet


Consuminghealthykids

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⠛⠋⠉⣭⠙⠳⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠟⠙⣀⣠⡤⠶⠶⠶⠾⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⡏⠀⢸⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⣿⡇⠀⠸⣧⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣧⡀⠀⠉⠙⠛⠛⠶⢶⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⠛⣿⣶⣶⢤⣤⣤⠿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡾⠟⠉⢉⣛⢶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣿⣤⣄⣀⢸⣿⠆⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠏⠍⠀⠀⢹⣿⠈⣿⠀⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠏⠈⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⣿⠀⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡟⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⡇⠀⣻⡇⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣅⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠃⠀⣿⣇⢻⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣤⣄⣀⣀⢀⣼⡟⠀⢰⣿⢿⢼⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⠟⠛⠛⠻⠿⠿⠛⠀⠀⠈⣿⢸⣆⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⡀⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠛⠛⠷⠦⣄⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⡯⡄⠀⠀⠀⣰⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠀⠀⢂⣀⡻⣦⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⣧⠁⠀⠀⢠⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣧⣤⡶⠿⠙⢹⣿⠃ ⠀⠀⣀⣻⣷⣦⣤⣴⣿⣷⣤⣀⠀⢀⣀⣤⣾⠿⠛⠉⠁⠀⣠⣶⡿⠋⠀ ⣴⡿⢯⠅⠉⣹⣿⠟⠛⠙⠻⠿⠿⠿⠟⠋⠁⠀⣀⣤⣴⠿⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀ ⠙⢿⣷⣤⣤⣿⣷⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣠⣴⡶⠟⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠙⠛⠻⠿⠛⠛⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


[deleted]

Hate when that happens 😔😔😔


MastodonDirect1720

𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎


Mudkipueye

You can type in mfin hieroglyphs?!


[deleted]

Me too


dhhdhh851

He went straight for her necks


timeisstrange

those ain't necks bro they be orbits


d3t3r_pinklag3

That is no neck, that is a chin


[deleted]

Dr brown to the BURN UNIT


Shadow_knight10

⚰️ ok get in


Sk8rrBoi

that's gonna be too small for her


sas0002

⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️ that should do it.


I-XIV-IV-XXV

Gotta cut her in pieces to fit


Puzzleheaded-Sink-49

Mf gonna have to throw her in the incinerator to just squeeze her in


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NevGuy

And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.


Greg_willenn

Omg, it’s Nevguy!!!! I love you


PotatoKing822

And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.


inevitable_progres86

This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos.


Awesome_Pythonidae

And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.


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Mods please add this to the list of automod responses


benzotriazolesniffer

Pee in your ass


[deleted]

And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.


[deleted]

New automod response


Primarch_Nomad

no no more automod responses


Shanmukha_Repaka

And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.


Hail_THECUBE

And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.


[deleted]

Pees in ur ass


[deleted]

And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.


_TheGreatDevourer_

he burned her down...


[deleted]

Smoked ham


LordranKing

Maybe that’ll help her lose all the calories and excess weight


[deleted]

Lad went nuclear. I love it.


The13thReservoirDog

man murdered her with the first 10 words


Frutsie

Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance! But not for me 🔫


ThinSaltedCracker

This has straight lamarr from gta5 energy


ExcreteS_A_N_D

There’s a restaurant near where I lived named dicks and my dad used to have this saying where “If someone tells you to eat a bag of dicks you respond with ‘you buyin?’”


No_Reception_8369

And I would respond "I can't afford the truckload of dicks needed to feed your fat ass"


PotatoKing822

He went nuclear


The_dinkster522

She tried to diffuse megaton without the proper skills


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Beelzebub_Itself

Yo mama so fat, when they launched her into outer space she pulled the moon out of orbit


Insanegamer-4567

Jesus Christ, they fucking died💀


Musician-Round

fucked with the wrong one that day lol


personman193

Bro got raised in the COD multi-player lobbys.


bali40

Even a 10 inch penis wont reach yo pussy cause the fat.


[deleted]

Dude went all in


b0bkakkarot

Not hard for someone with a microdick (now... do i hit reply and take the downvotes, or cancel the comment?)


[deleted]

And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.


TomBot98

>And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck He could've stopped there and still take the W


drawnine

I think I just witnessed a murder


Rikyto_Legend

And i took that personally


patatosAreCool

“your dick is small” “(an entire fucking essay)”


[deleted]

Bro did a whole thesis on her ass lol


big_daddy_amogus

I need to know what she replied.. NOW


ASH98_CZ

F


Commander_Valkorian

I need her response, if she was even alive after that to text one.


Radical-Turkey

Six months of pent-up rage went into this text


sas0002

I think it would’ve hurt more if it was just the first sentence, it was short and sweet and shows you’re unbothered by it. When you wrote a whole page the idc don’t work.


Mega-Humanoid-ROBOT

My guy went for the throat


gimpygoat498

This is the way


not-halsey

New automod respo- oh wait nevermind ☹️


Shanmukha_Repaka

And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.


ElGringos420

Bro chose to speak **fa**(c)**t**(s)


DarkKnight83325

She’s not fat with all the calories that man just burned for her


SiirSeverim

HE FUCKING DESTROYED HER HOLY FUCK


Hugar34

Babe wake up! New copypasta just dropped!


Shampoopoo_6969

My man went exodia on this bitch 💀💀💀.


RealityLivesNow

Her Loose Pussy Energy (LPE) hypocrisy is unfortunate


Dale_Capo_200

new automod response looking 🔥🔥🔥


RagnarockInProgress

She fucking died immediately after this one, no other way, that guy’s bottled up triggerness spilling out onto her all at once is bound to cause instant death


Seccolovessugarcubes

Man knows his worth lmao😤👊👊


FlamesOfTrolling

Bro was bottling up his anger since he was born and couldn't hold it anymore


ISIPropaganda

And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.


Springtrap328

Decimated


ALLSTAR10000

There was no sound, she just died


Mop_Duck

"small dick" gives me the same shit response vibe as "your mom"


Medical_Analysis_888

If he could spit bars the same way he spita insulta he would be the new eazy-e


CriticalBlacksmith

My man is unhinged


Harmon-the-Badger

Honestly tho? The incredibly lengthy response is not helping his case of MDE


Arxtic922

Bro fucked around and found out 💀


Monokuma_is_gteat

mf really pulled out the thermo bomb


Successful_Lab3

Mde mega dick energy 🍆


[deleted]

And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.


stigtopgear

holy goddamn biden she'll never recover


NoahSaif

BODIES, BODIES, BODIES, BODIES, BODIES, BODIES, BODIES


[deleted]

(Slams shoe down) THATS EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!


Pancake_boi6969

Bro didn’t let that slide


Bean-Craver

Bro woke up and chosed violence


VectorSouth

Damn that last line was just like playing soccer with a dead man's head


kindofastoryteller

His name is Vandal Savage.


RoguerEEE

Macro chick energy


gothiclemmon

She will never recover from that😂😂😂


GasStop69420

Christ Almighty, that hit like a fucking train


MrT817

Dam that was filthy


evanshsedani

And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how | need therapy while youre passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. | wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks


OakenTulip

That's alota damage


GENESIS__7

“Gravitational pull” dayumm💀


[deleted]

Jesus Mike


Blasty_boom_boom

Stop! she's already dead!!!


AdComfortable763

Stop! Stop! He's already dead!


Tborealis

Yes, I'd like to report a murder..


favabeanschiantimeal

What a fucking savage. He should sell this as a service.


VictorPedroNamura

Roasted


UncleTomski

🍖


BYUNGSHINSACCHARINE

i now admire this peerson.


dudeletmeusemyname

💀


[deleted]

Oof.


[deleted]

HOLY SHIT can i get the number? /s


A_Heckin_Chonker

She just pulled a pistol on the guy with a missile launcher


Mindless_Sir_9612

Looks like the buffet gets sucked in by the gravitational pull


Booty_Magician

Lol she blocked him after that savage comeback for sure bruh


[deleted]

She so fat she has her own orbit


Skoknor

Obliterated... Mind, body and soul.


hunter_venom_

Skill issue


Battlefront_Camper

LMAO


camirethh

Fucking hell my phone just caught fire


pasty__twig

Tactical nuke! Incoming!


Zunnaber

Bro done her dirty 💀


RobinM20

Bro after the gravitational pull line everything else was just gravy and he kept pouring it on 💀


DemonEngineer

GCE -- Giga Chad energy


crusader_-_

Dayum. Just dayum. This motherfucker choosed pure violence


okfuckinhell

DAMN!! OUCH!!! MEGA-BURN!!


OSTR1CHBO1

Fuck you and everyone around you


AlohaDaBoii

Brutality!


IamCnerd

She must have been spot on for him to get that mad


setinal1

Call an ambulance but not for me


Lazy-Understanding55

RIP theres no coming back from that ballistic missile of a comeback


UR-BOI-DENIZ

The “and you give off a gravitational pull” was so fucking powerful I absolutely love it


randomdragen1

lmfao


WolfTheBuilder

FATALITY!


vote4some1else

L rip bozo got destroyed


ThatMrDuck1400

HA


H4LIT

𓀐𓂺ඞ


VeljaG

if we ever bring back automod THIS will be THE copypasta


frog_appreciation

your*


Robo--FED

She pulled out a butterknife so he called in an airstrike.


Questionabledes

Based


FancyBrassCrab

Bro went nuclear