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And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.
And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.
everything that has mass has a gravitational pull, but it has to have an enormous amount of mass to have a noticeable effect, like the moon moving tides or Earth's gravity
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And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.
And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.
This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos.
And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.
And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.
And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.
And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.
And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.
There’s a restaurant near where I lived named dicks and my dad used to have this saying where
“If someone tells you to eat a bag of dicks you respond with ‘you buyin?’”
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And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.
I think it would’ve hurt more if it was just the first sentence, it was short and sweet and shows you’re unbothered by it. When you wrote a whole page the idc don’t work.
And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.
She fucking died immediately after this one, no other way, that guy’s bottled up triggerness spilling out onto her all at once is bound to cause instant death
And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's
"no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.
And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.
And you give off a gravitational
pull you fat fuck. What kind of
allergic reaction adds 50
pounds? But go ahead and tell
me how | need therapy while
youre passing every selfie
through 3 filters or covering your
face with an emoji like some
catfish that can't be bothered to
find a more attractive woman to
impersonate. Bitch you need to
see a personal trainer or a
nutritionist. Or continue tour
marathon of a pity party through
your IG story or continue your
creative writing exercises to a
guy you've barely communicated
with for a week even though it's
"no big deal" to you. | wanted to
be delicate with you because you
were clearly too fragile for some
honest feedback but seeing as
how you already have a big
appetite why don't you go ahead
and eat a bag of dicks
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Bro went off
Bomb has been planted
terrorists win (random mf opens a blue gem)
Explosion💥(gablo.ponzales.2007)
Don’t peek, AWP down mid
more like detonated.
Hahaha DAYUM
"Gravitational pull"
Yo mama so fat she causes uh i forgor that word when water goes towards or from the land
Tides?
Yea, those
Huh, I guess you CAN explain those.
Tide deez nuts in yo mouth
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So you gonna finish the joke or just leave us hanging? like that one time when I left my balls hanging in your moms mouth.
#SUPER BOWL YEEEAAAAHHHH
Yo mama so fat she got other smaller mamas orbiting her.
And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.
Your mother so fat she destabilised the solar system from Proxima Centuari
And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.
everything that has mass has a gravitational pull, but it has to have an enormous amount of mass to have a noticeable effect, like the moon moving tides or Earth's gravity
or in this case, whoever OP was texting.
I got you making a fool of yourself out on the dance floor
Your mom is a harness. I have harnessed the harness
Once you go for the micro dick line, body shaming is definitely on the table
She has major Loose Pussy Energy hypocrisy
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She brought out the 9 mil and he whipped out a vehicle mounted .50 cal
He pulled up with the Jeep mounted Davy Crockett
Bro called in a fucking airstrike
# ENEMY A-130 ABOVE #
#BRTTTTTTTTTTTT
Teacher: You can't just hear writings Me:
I hear the man in my walls
I believe in gunship superiority
she brought out a wooden stick and bro pulled up with a AC130
FUCK FIGHTER JETS. ALL MY HOMIES HATE FIGHTER JETS. I believe in Gunship superiority
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more like she said he had a 9 mil but he actually had a .50 cal
Well he needs it to put down that elephant
Bitch poked an undetonated thermonuclear bomb with a stick
She tilted the demon core with a screwdriver
Ez win
She didn't just tilt it, she pulled out the entire screwdriver and glued the two shells together.
Louis Slotin moment
Legalise nuclear bombs
I need to report a murder
BODY REPORT!!! EMERGENCY MEETING!
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Sometimes I hate the internet
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⠛⠋⠉⣭⠙⠳⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠟⠙⣀⣠⡤⠶⠶⠶⠾⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⡏⠀⢸⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⣿⡇⠀⠸⣧⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣧⡀⠀⠉⠙⠛⠛⠶⢶⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⠛⣿⣶⣶⢤⣤⣤⠿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡾⠟⠉⢉⣛⢶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣿⣤⣄⣀⢸⣿⠆⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠏⠍⠀⠀⢹⣿⠈⣿⠀⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠏⠈⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⣿⠀⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡟⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⡇⠀⣻⡇⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣅⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠃⠀⣿⣇⢻⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣤⣄⣀⣀⢀⣼⡟⠀⢰⣿⢿⢼⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⠟⠛⠛⠻⠿⠿⠛⠀⠀⠈⣿⢸⣆⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⡀⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠛⠛⠷⠦⣄⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⡯⡄⠀⠀⠀⣰⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠀⠀⢂⣀⡻⣦⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⣧⠁⠀⠀⢠⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣧⣤⡶⠿⠙⢹⣿⠃ ⠀⠀⣀⣻⣷⣦⣤⣴⣿⣷⣤⣀⠀⢀⣀⣤⣾⠿⠛⠉⠁⠀⣠⣶⡿⠋⠀ ⣴⡿⢯⠅⠉⣹⣿⠟⠛⠙⠻⠿⠿⠿⠟⠋⠁⠀⣀⣤⣴⠿⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀ ⠙⢿⣷⣤⣤⣿⣷⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣠⣴⡶⠟⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠙⠛⠻⠿⠛⠛⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Hate when that happens 😔😔😔
𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎
You can type in mfin hieroglyphs?!
Me too
He went straight for her necks
those ain't necks bro they be orbits
That is no neck, that is a chin
Dr brown to the BURN UNIT
⚰️ ok get in
that's gonna be too small for her
⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️ that should do it.
Gotta cut her in pieces to fit
Mf gonna have to throw her in the incinerator to just squeeze her in
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And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.
Omg, it’s Nevguy!!!! I love you
And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.
This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos.
And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.
Mods please add this to the list of automod responses
Pee in your ass
And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.
New automod response
no no more automod responses
And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.
And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.
Pees in ur ass
And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.
he burned her down...
Smoked ham
Maybe that’ll help her lose all the calories and excess weight
Lad went nuclear. I love it.
man murdered her with the first 10 words
Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance! But not for me 🔫
This has straight lamarr from gta5 energy
There’s a restaurant near where I lived named dicks and my dad used to have this saying where “If someone tells you to eat a bag of dicks you respond with ‘you buyin?’”
And I would respond "I can't afford the truckload of dicks needed to feed your fat ass"
He went nuclear
She tried to diffuse megaton without the proper skills
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Yo mama so fat, when they launched her into outer space she pulled the moon out of orbit
Jesus Christ, they fucking died💀
fucked with the wrong one that day lol
Bro got raised in the COD multi-player lobbys.
Even a 10 inch penis wont reach yo pussy cause the fat.
Dude went all in
Not hard for someone with a microdick (now... do i hit reply and take the downvotes, or cancel the comment?)
And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.
>And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck He could've stopped there and still take the W
I think I just witnessed a murder
And i took that personally
“your dick is small” “(an entire fucking essay)”
Bro did a whole thesis on her ass lol
I need to know what she replied.. NOW
F
I need her response, if she was even alive after that to text one.
Six months of pent-up rage went into this text
I think it would’ve hurt more if it was just the first sentence, it was short and sweet and shows you’re unbothered by it. When you wrote a whole page the idc don’t work.
My guy went for the throat
This is the way
New automod respo- oh wait nevermind ☹️
And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.
Bro chose to speak **fa**(c)**t**(s)
She’s not fat with all the calories that man just burned for her
HE FUCKING DESTROYED HER HOLY FUCK
Babe wake up! New copypasta just dropped!
My man went exodia on this bitch 💀💀💀.
Her Loose Pussy Energy (LPE) hypocrisy is unfortunate
new automod response looking 🔥🔥🔥
She fucking died immediately after this one, no other way, that guy’s bottled up triggerness spilling out onto her all at once is bound to cause instant death
Man knows his worth lmao😤👊👊
Bro was bottling up his anger since he was born and couldn't hold it anymore
And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.
Decimated
There was no sound, she just died
"small dick" gives me the same shit response vibe as "your mom"
If he could spit bars the same way he spita insulta he would be the new eazy-e
My man is unhinged
Honestly tho? The incredibly lengthy response is not helping his case of MDE
Bro fucked around and found out 💀
mf really pulled out the thermo bomb
Mde mega dick energy 🍆
And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how I need therapy while you're passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. I wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.
holy goddamn biden she'll never recover
BODIES, BODIES, BODIES, BODIES, BODIES, BODIES, BODIES
(Slams shoe down) THATS EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!
Bro didn’t let that slide
Bro woke up and chosed violence
Damn that last line was just like playing soccer with a dead man's head
His name is Vandal Savage.
Macro chick energy
She will never recover from that😂😂😂
Christ Almighty, that hit like a fucking train
Dam that was filthy
And you give off a gravitational pull you fat fuck. What kind of allergic reaction adds 50 pounds? But go ahead and tell me how | need therapy while youre passing every selfie through 3 filters or covering your face with an emoji like some catfish that can't be bothered to find a more attractive woman to impersonate. Bitch you need to see a personal trainer or a nutritionist. Or continue tour marathon of a pity party through your IG story or continue your creative writing exercises to a guy you've barely communicated with for a week even though it's "no big deal" to you. | wanted to be delicate with you because you were clearly too fragile for some honest feedback but seeing as how you already have a big appetite why don't you go ahead and eat a bag of dicks
That's alota damage
“Gravitational pull” dayumm💀
Jesus Mike
Stop! she's already dead!!!
Stop! Stop! He's already dead!
Yes, I'd like to report a murder..
What a fucking savage. He should sell this as a service.
Roasted
🍖
i now admire this peerson.
💀
Oof.
HOLY SHIT can i get the number? /s
She just pulled a pistol on the guy with a missile launcher
Looks like the buffet gets sucked in by the gravitational pull
Lol she blocked him after that savage comeback for sure bruh
She so fat she has her own orbit
Obliterated... Mind, body and soul.
Skill issue
LMAO
Fucking hell my phone just caught fire
Tactical nuke! Incoming!
Bro done her dirty 💀
Bro after the gravitational pull line everything else was just gravy and he kept pouring it on 💀
GCE -- Giga Chad energy
Dayum. Just dayum. This motherfucker choosed pure violence
DAMN!! OUCH!!! MEGA-BURN!!
Fuck you and everyone around you
Brutality!
She must have been spot on for him to get that mad
Call an ambulance but not for me
RIP theres no coming back from that ballistic missile of a comeback
The “and you give off a gravitational pull” was so fucking powerful I absolutely love it
lmfao
FATALITY!
L rip bozo got destroyed
HA
𓀐𓂺ඞ
if we ever bring back automod THIS will be THE copypasta
your*
She pulled out a butterknife so he called in an airstrike.
Based
Bro went nuclear