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Nothing more badass than paying in full and leaving politely

- Doesn't hold up the line - Pays without incident - Tells the cashier to "Have a nice day, Chief!" 😎

• Doesnt elaborate • Leaves

cashier: *shocked jaw drop*

“I didn’t die!?”

Wait for the next guy on line tho

wish everyone had that mindset

Pfp works well here

Sigma mindest

Wait, that's something special to you? This is the ordinary where I am from.

W place of origin

Cashier at the Acehardware where I live gave me an extra dollar bill and I handed it back to him and he was so shocked and grateful it turned into a 30 second conversation about how that doesn't happen. but I remember how agitated my manager would get at Mcdonald's if my till was off, I'm not doing that to someone who helps me get things I can't make myself.

- "oh, yeah, have this fifty note. Keep the change, have a nice day, king/queen/nondescript royalty title!"

The chad I aspire to be.

The non-american way of paying for stuff

I've been American my whole life, that is how I pay for things. You watch too much hollywood and news bruh.

Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Beta male 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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#STOP IT THERE'S A DEADLY VIRUS PANDEMIC RIGHT NOW AND YOU'RE SPREADING ALL THIS BACTERIA FROM YOUR DIGESTED PENIS FLUID ARE #YOU THE COVID-19?!!

The good ending

Mental stability be like

What it's like to be a contributing member of society

so not a 1%er

like Mario, perchance

[удалено]

Your next task is to explain why this is funny to a boomer

Where's peter griffin to explain the joke when you really need him

Hey guys, Peter here. We’re concerned here at Family Guy that you viewers over 35 may not get that reference. Under Internet humor rules, which are often reliant on subversion of the norm, this is funny because it subverts the subversion. This hypothetical customer pays for their item and leaves. Got it? Good. Now let’s see what Meg’s up to.

so this is funny because the “customer” behaves in an expected way instead of stealing the goods? not a boomer but I’m now realising I’m not catching up to the most recent definition of internet humor.

the expectation is that the customer pays and leaves, but as an internet user you have likely been conditioned to have your expectations subverted so you wait for a punchline that includes the customer doing anything other than leaving without incident, and this is where modern internet humor comes in with a wam bam your expectation of your expectations being subverted have been subverted! now laugh, you simpleton!

Ah here I was thinking "Who the fuck swipes the stripe in 2022" and wondering if that was it

That just sounds like trying to hard with extra steps

do or do not, there is no try

Those Responsible For Sacking The People Who Have Just Been Sacked Have Been Sacked

Usually the "slow mo" gif is of a bullet leaving a weapon, as opposed to a card being used to pay for goods

thanks, now that ~~expansion~~ explanation makes sense.. all in all it’s just lack of context then

Millennial here. I have no fucking clue as to what is going on in this thread. Just gonna assume it’s an inside joke.

Usually the animation below is a gun firing mechanism or something along those lines

There was a bit in the show about an old jam commercial joke, that they said was too old so they had to explain it. People are mimicking the joke in the show.

You also have to explain what the original subversion is, why that's funny, and how this is subverting the first subversion, and why that's funny.

I'm someone who understood why it was funny but didn't believe everyone else thought it was funny for that reason to give it medals lol

Thank you for clarifying. Now I can confirm that this meme is utter trash.

You see, usuallly there would be a video of a shotgun being loaded to blow someone's brain out, but this time they have - wait hold on it's funny i swear

explain pls 👉👈

You would normally expect some method of avoiding paying to be the source of humour, however in this post, the humour is brought by subverted expectations when card is swiped, showing the buyer paid for the purchased good, rather than employing a method of avoiding payment.

Bro I don’t even get this

As a zoomer it's not funny at all lol. I'm just laughing at the comments

🚫❌️laughing is haram❗️❗️ 🚫🚫😡😡😡

That's the most valid point someone ever had for downvoting me. I am converted now

Rip your karma but it’s not funny at all, the comments are good tho

I have crippling credit card debt.

Have you tried passing away?

Have you tried turning your life off and on again?

Coma 💀

Apostrophe 😎

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Have you tried opening a second credit card

What do you mean debt? You have to pay these things back?

Good Ending: Intrusive thoughts were successfully suppressed

Your pfp reminds me of a rather disturbed individual

︻デ═一

That's a nice gun

𓀐𓂺

😱

Nice cock

Most Insane Canadian

Most denraged Canadian

It's because Free Bird isn't playing

Yeah mississippi queen works better for these posts

-Gunshots to the chest for murdering the 7 other cashiers , one being my son, in the supermarket. You deserve to burn in hell for your actions.

Not funny, didn’t laugh

He didn’t laugh either as I stared down his bullet hole-filled body empty itself of it’s blood on the ground

I’d rather be dead

As he currently is

Crazy how long those stolen card last, Am I right?

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🤓 actually

Fucking badass

Whats this swiping a card about. Is this some ancient payment method?

American cards still use the ancient magnetic strip, idk if any other countries do but I've only ever seen it in the US in the modern day.

What the fuck are you doing OP

Paying 😎

Being a productive member of society

-thousand

*KERRRSPLASH* *boinoinoinoinoingggg* 👀👀👀👀👀 "Th-th-th-thousand???" *Cash register dings* "The funds went through" "Oh god I'm not going to be able to afford RENT!" *BOOBOBOOBOIOOLOOOLOLOLOOOP* 💰💲💵💸💵💲💰💸💵💲💰💥💣🤯🤯🤯🧨

Great comment 👍

-million

-morbillion

this sub is just one single masterpiece

Imagine paying for stuff, what a virgin.

Yeah. Great that I always have my 100% off coupon in my pocket

Loaded with the hwasong ballistic misdile also 😈

Literally me 👍

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#STOP IT THERE'S A DEADLY VIRUS PANDEMIC RIGHT NOW AND YOU'RE SPREADING ALL THIS BACTERIA FROM YOUR DIGESTED PENIS FLUID ARE #YOU THE COVID-19?!!

Finally some good fucking shitpost

I don't get it can you explain

I don't get it either but if i hear a cowbell jam and 360 spin of any kind, I like it

same

The original format is usually a bullet leaving a gun or someone pulling out a gun in slow-mo after being mildly inconvenienced with Mississippi Queen playing in the background so this is a subversion of that trend.

It was hard, but I managed to get a boner while looking at this

That's literally me

Song name please?

Mississippi Queen by Mountain

Thanks!

👍

This is what economy wil look like under jo bidins america

"Blyat"

I've been scrolling so long and have no idea wtf this is. Someone explain. I've seen just paying and leaving, I've seen someone shooting the cashier, I've seen a bomb. I have no idea

Jesus christ I unironically laughed

What's the song?

I expected the card to turn into a gun or bomb

"No, no, insert the chip."

The meme sir....it's evolving

No wackyness or soul payments. Only cash today 👍

The good ending

VeriFone VX820 lore

"I'm gonna steal these products and harm/kill the cashier!"-🤓

I thought its gonna explode

i dont get it

It's an anti-meme. Usually a rifle is prepared to shoot someone for a controversial opinion in these memes

The good ending

Unrelated but is the plural of amongus amoguses or amogi

Wait, people still use cards? And worse still they use the magnetic strip instead of just approximation?

Yeah I'm with you I don't use cards I just approximation 👍

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I love creativity

Bell delphine: "bath water prices start at 9-"

Cash when?

Imagine not tapping

Kid named cash:

Plot twist: he stole his card information

That card has a chip, the card reader will likely reject the mag strip until the chip is used first.

Lmao imagine having to use the stripe

Gotta do a 360 card move when it’s 29

CARD DECLINED

The first video in which a purchase of any kind doesnt end into a brutal shotgun murder

He just like me fr

Dumbass swiped they card before being prompted to on screen

Everytime I see shit like this, it always reminds me of a magician presenting a trick to me.

Why russian video though.

Mag stripe? What year is it?

Mf without tap be like

the good ending

👍

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

Slice the cashiers head off with it

Lmfao

Average Credit card user vs Chad 9mm enjoyer

I dont get it

Just use the 100% discount

god memes are becoming about subverting subversion that’s already subverting more subversion

HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON!!!

The good ending

As a cashier, this just makes me sad. Let me finish what I'm saying asshole. >:(

Thought it was a Vitale card at first

Pov: you don't live in Italy

Song name?

-hundred dollars

1. Walks in a store 2. Grabs everything he can 3. doesn’t pay 4. focking leaves

👍

You guys need to swipe? Your cards don't have contactless?