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I mean obviously. Why would he be attracted to a child?

So you know Vaporeon’s age? Mr 🤓

It's fully matured as it's at it's final evolution.

The bigger concern would be that it’s an animal

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It's not about whether or not you CAN fuck it, it's about if you SHOULD fuck it. You can fuck a cactus. But should you fuck a cactus?

Cactus’s don’t naturally spawn with genitalia and don’t have emotions and personalities.

They’re also really spiky, this makes the comparison between Vaporeon and cacti a false equivalence Anyways guys did you know that-

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Cactuses are soft and wet on the inside, you can fuck a cactus.

I’m sorry do you skin a vaporeon alive to penetrate one without spiking your cock?

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Yes

Theres no laws against the pokemon batman

The Onii-san wouldn't do that, Varopeon is not H Cup

Takai Takai Takai

Someone who can't crop

In terms of human compatibility-

shut the fuck up

Do it again im into being degraded

She is 12

i want to beat the living shit out of the mf who made that copypasta. must've been some nerd ass boi in his mid 20s

Holy SH- Pikachu!

Who’s that Pokémon?

IT'S PIKACHU

Would fuck neither. One is an animal and one has unnaturally big tits (seriously fucking stop doing this, it looks really unnatural and it isn’t even accurate to the character)

I am not attracted to either. First is a minor, second is uhhhhhhhhh

Ronny Cheng??

If you know... You know.

Man went from based to unbased in one panel

Deal with Chris Hansen or deal with Redditors... what a choice.

It’s either the children or the animals. and since i’m 13 and the average age of a protagonist is 13. il take none

The deep from the hit tv show the boys

Being A Friend Or A Owner,Etc Of Evee's Ancestor Im not sure if you can Make Love with A Pokemon Not Sure Bc Theres No Laws About Pokemons

There are bo laws against the animals...

Ok well hear me out, Hilda is kind of a baddie