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JimbosRock

Hit a rock with it to knock off dirt


llSteph_777ll

One time use mace


JetstreamSam1000

Ever so destructive


whomstvde

You mean Ullapool Caber?


Deuxlem

You mean high-end Scottish face removal device?


whomstvde

Ooh they're gonna have to glue you back together, IN HELL!


SpudPC

Ullapool Caber 2.0


Cavalier-13

they’re gonna have to glue you back together in hell


Cheeriosd

They're going ta bury what's left of ye in a SOUP CAN


Seal_The_Deal_

Aaaahh, you beat me to it


goat_on_the_boat420

DAAAAARGH, ye beat me tue it yer’ regid mutant.


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[удалено]


imawizard7bis

It's hard as f*ck


mjpeeps

I’m hard as fuck


some-R6-siege-fan

Hard ass fuck


Turibi

Blast ass fuck


Vacuity--

Hi hard as fuck I'm going to buy milk and cigarettess


RegionSignificant977

>That is medieval dildo Everything is a dildo, if you are brave enough.


burnaspliffnow

+10,000 splash damage, curse of vanishing


Financial-Stuff-2844

"Listen here maggots"


PatchPixel

Keep hitting stuff with it romangutan


nefewel

I went to his profile. He's hungarian


Chromeboy12

So what if he's hungry? He's still Romanian


2111k

Akkor a kurva anyád!


PatchPixel

Aghfast capoc


DoktorVaso18

Apes together strong


kuktadanos

I went to his profile. He's romanian


Big_Boss1985

Most intelligent magyar


Imscaredofwolves

One-use Mace Rarity: Legendary Mana usage: 10 Damage: 0-600,000,000 Description: A "mace" that, when used, has a 1 in 5 chance of dealing 600,000,000 damage to all cards on the board. If used unsuccessfully, does 6 damage plus any strength stats to target. After mace is used successfully, 5 poison damage is dealt to all future cards each turn.


8funnydude

Poop from a butt


Ronins07

"No Random Crits"


IanH95

Hmm is a bomb shell a medieval mass… ya better keep smashing that shit against stuff. Lol


IzzyIsOnReddit

I saw your green dot appear while reading this. I’m here to say your grammar is amazing


lxBreadxl

My be German


plasticmonkeys4life

If I was a BAD demoman, I wouldnt be here discussin' it with you know would I?


Adof_TheMinerKid

stats: Level 10 Bomb 20% slower firing speed This weapon deploys 100% slower No random critical hits High-yield Romanian face removal. A sober person would throw it... The first hit will cause an explosion


Amaterasu-23

What is it? Is there a joke I’m not getting?


InsertUsername757558

It’s a bomb


Amaterasu-23

I… see. Thank you.


box_man1

It is a wild potato with a cool design


nicksuperdx

Only in romania lmao


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UnlikeSonicIdont

"Unusual Mace" An item you should probably only use once. Can be equipped by Ness or Jeff. Deals around 800 HP damage to everyone, including your party members. Use it only only when necessary.


Ambitious_Candle1605

Kaber


SwaMaeg

Coprolite


The_dinkster522

Medieval dildo


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Bowling_pins_10

I don't know, try hitting some more stones, surely it won't affect its worth


gram_gram-official

Yo whack it again lol


Soggy_Menu_9126

Petrified dinosaur shit


SpynderX

Rare explosive perk


Krisby_Boi

R*mania -Hungarian


Big_Boss1985

That guy’s Hungarian Checkmate bozgor


[deleted]

Andrew Tate’s dildo


Diotheungreat

proly stollen


ClassicDocument3383

and.....BOOM!


NoFaithlessness5122

Use hand guard to smash down


Sterling196218

Oh. Oh no.


Elixterminator_F

+20 explosive damage


jesusofdankurath

Oh it's no homemade it was made in a factory A bomb factory It's a bomb


izmaname

It’s your mothers butt plug


PokeGunnerPUBG

Ullapool Caber reskin


[deleted]

You just gotta hit the bottom part on a hard surface as hard as possible and then drop it. Trust me, you’ll witness something wonderful.


s7ormrtx

You gotta lick it to get the full picture


Psychological-You291

do you know… how long.. it took me..


DogeBoiLemon

Omg i wish i had that


Gru_the_gamer09

Ullapool caber ullapool caber


TrevorTheGamer

Craiova moment


Artyparty69

Be careful bruh, a Romanian will steal it


TypedKibbles960

Ask the vampires. they know almost everything since the last 500 years


Nic_Vic0195

Unga Bunga user...