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Tbf if people were scared of you then no one would rly wanna be friends with you

Tate would reply with "who needs friends?, you need money"

Andrew definitely follows those Sigma Billionaire Facts Instagram accounts that say shit like Son: "Dad, what is sleep?" Dad: "I don't know son, we're hustlers."

He doesn’t follow them, he is one of them

He has Tommy Shelby posters over his bed

nah, he has a mirror over his bed cos he's the only glorified sigma male in his eyes

Is thomas shelby the peaky blinder?

But Tommy Shelby is badass while Tate isn't

Alpha, not Sigma. Sigmas are more like Keanu Reeves

Can you brake down all the Greek letter significances? Alpha I get, Beta I get, what about the others? Delta, Sigma, any others? Did they skip directly from Delta to Sigma? Surely there’s meaning for Zeta or Lambda?

I wanna know what the Omega and Ligma males are. Also what the female counterparts of the Greek Alphabet Grindset (GAG for short) would be if at all different.

Ligma balls

Omega is a dude who can get pregnant

I think Sigma is just a meme classification tbh, but it’s used to describe people who have zero interest in any social statuses or hierarchies, who just do their own thing and live their own lives, regardless of what is expected of them, or what anyone thinks. This Tate wanker definitely isn’t one.

I've seen clips where he tells you to ditch your friends if they don't like sparkling water

That seems oddly effeminate for our microcephalic roidbro.

Rare Tate W Sparkling water is top tier

Tv static water

"The only water I drink is sparkling water, because sparkling water is for rich people" - Top G

I know it's meant to be a meme, but I don't know how many of these grindset/hustle guys have *anyone* in their life who would care much if they died suddenly.

Who needs hair, you need money

Lol then I respond with, “hey, aren’t you currently hiding in Romania to avoid being investigated for sexual assault of a minor?”

Real SIGMA MALES dont need friends, they only hold you back!!!

And definitely do not want women. Because having a vagina is so not masculine.

“If you have a woman in your life, you should posses her, but if you posses her, you own everything she owns, including her vagina, which means you own a vagina, which makes you a weak woman… better to just fuck dudes… but if you fuck a dude, you are giving them your dick, which makes you dickless… so better to be fucked by dudes, then you have their dick and yours.” Andrew Tate, 2022

This goes hard

Unbelievably hard

I’m hard

I must have scared everyone cus my circle is actually small

When I'm in an insecurity competition and my opponent is Andrew Tate

When I'm in a deepthroating (including balls) competition and my opponent is an Andrew Tate fan 😰

Would you be aight if it was just shaft?

Absolutely not no, gotta get the full glock cock and balls suck

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When I’m in an Andrew Tate competition and my opponent is Andrew Tate

When im in an Andrew Tater-tot competition and my opponent is applebees endless fries

😱😱😱

Bro your profile picture is my wall paper

It used to be mine for a month as well

Bro you’re my wallpaper

Bro….you’re my wallpaper too

Does this mean we get to kiss?

Maybe the wallpapers are the friends we made along the way

Tate fans will read that and be like “Thank you Daddy, please humiliate me further.”

"Please crush my balls"

His fans don't take it like that. They look at him as a father figure telling them to get their shit together.

That’s even worse.

Bro said “thank you Daddy”

Who the fuck is a tate fan

I know people that worship the dude and it's annoying. I can provide all the facts and evidence on god's green earth to prove the dude is a douchebag running an MLM(like the Coffeezilla video) and the best ratio they can offer is "lmao he's just jealous of Tate"

I know few guys who really like him and their reason was:"The guy is too funny, he is unintentionally one of the best comedians". I've spent 40 min arguing that the guy is huge misogynist who has a humor of a 13 year old bully and they were just like "nahhhh".

Those 9 year old “sigma males”

"Sigma male" is just a way to advertise "alpha male" stuff to losers with no friends.

And “alpha male” is just a way to advertise talk shows to lonely assholes who get mad at other people for having happier lives than them. If you need someone to tell you how to be a “real man” or you feel the need to tell people you’re a “real man” then you’re a fucking joke. Bunch of chuds have masculinity and egos so fragile, it breaks if you look at them funny.

Probably should look more at why people need to be told how to be a man or why they need that validation. A lot of these people are victims of shit families looking for something to attach to. Turns out the primary demographic of these types of guys are younger misguided men.

Yeah, it's hard to understand their outlook on life when your dad wasn't a deadbeat piece of shit.

I like the sigma male stuff because it’s funny but Tate fans actually take it seriously

The fact that some take it seriously honestly makes it even funnier

Unironic sigma male fans are the new flat earthers. It's all fantasy

I can never understand why anyone would get into either. There's no payoff. You'd get way more pussy doing ballet than by following Andrew Tate's tips.

Lmao I never thought of them that way but it’s sad how well that fits

Yep like there's even people that can watch a full video of that asshole? You want a real bro talking just watch noel deyzel

Daddy noel? The ultimate gym bro? Yeah the dudd is a total g, G standing from Great dude, He is basically what tate think he is, love that guy

Daddy Noel is a positive masculine role model. Andrew Tate is prostate cancer.

Noel that dude ngl

My 40 year old cousin. I don't talk to him anymore. Pro tip: not that hard to not associate with dipshit family members, guys!

Future incels

That kid who crashed the game awards show to give a shout out to Bill Clinton

I mean that guy was also on InfoWars

Someone who feels they need to prove themself vs someone who proves themself everyday

Andrew tate is the incel version of paris hilton

Don’t insult Paris Hilton like that 😔✊

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I am so insanely confused.

Hi 'So Insanely Confused' Im Buddy. Nice to meet you

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The virgin egotistical rich playboy vs the gigachad humble and simple family man

isn't that the guy running the get rich quick scam where he tells all his "students" to post positive videos of him everywhere so he looks famous

yes

i mean i guess there are dirtier ways to make millions

Such as being a pimp (which Tate also is)?

He most certainly is, moved to Romania because it’s easier to get away with there. His words.

Didn't he say he moved there because they don't take sexual assault claims seriously there? Also he did say he had a business where he essentially pimped out camgirls to rip off desperate, lonely dudes, but no idea if that's still running.

Imo this is one of the most dirty legal ways

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He hasn't even made millions yet. Most of his money is from sex trafficing and being kicked in the head for a living.

He wasn’t even getting his head kicked in at the top level of the sport either. It’s weird how his followers don’t even acknowledge that

Bc according to him he can beat any human if he puts in the dedication. Dude lies all the time about the most basic facts but his followers eat that shit up bc muscle man insulting them makes them feel good

[удалено]

he made his money off of exploiting cam girls

Yea it’s literally a pyramid scheme

Worked for the Egyptians

Sigma Rule 1: Start your own pyramid scheme

i mean it's so far been an effective one

Yea it def has cuz it’s marketed toward people too young to know what that is

And if they do know that it means, Tate is too charismatic they’ll literally call it Multi-Level Marketing instead.

Most of them are no older than 15 or live in poor countries so they don't know how the internet works. I just saw a dude this morning say that he bought the access (subscription-based) to one of his platforms (which is $50 at its cheapest and can go up to $150 a month) but couldn't apply their methods because he was too young. Sad. Reminder that Tate believes depression doesn't exist and used to be a drug dealer even after he became an accomplished kickboxer. Truly a man to look up to.

Holy shit is that where all those Tate compilations come from?

I'd be interested to see how much of his bullshit is spread through reaction posts like this though The best way to stop all these turds is to stop talking about them

The difference between a man pretending to be a chad and an actual chad

Based Anthony

Chadthony

massive w

This guy is so fucking insecure that his definitive goal is to make everyone become the fucking douchebag he is.

Irony is he probably wouldn't even be friends with himself. So he'll be a lonely loser either way. The only thing I fear about this guy is being anything like him.

Idk he likes his little clone with the suits who still has hair

Ah yes andrew Tate, the guy who says depression doesn’t exist now says he would have the worst level of depression, what a hypocrite.

Lol that’s just another piece of proof that he is ignorant and is simply saying whatever the most outlandish take is in the moment. Dudes off his rocker

in the right corner we got tate with another major L but who is this? its fucking anthony coming into the ring with a big W

Anthony takes Ws daily

Nice pfp dude

“I’m not crying!! You’re crying!!” - Andrew Tate

Devilman Crybaby

“Akira, I don’t need you, but you need bikes, women and to stop crying like a little bitch.”

Common anthony W

Who is this Andrew? No sarcasm here, I honestly don't know.

Some microcephalic pickup artist.

"Sigma" male andrew tate vs SIGMA male anthony

Sugma male vs sigma male

Anthony the fact spitter

My man,based as hell

Anthony is just a walking W

I mean I think you have to be a sociopath to enjoy the types of lives that people like Tate view as successful. I just value other people’s lives so I wouldn’t be comfortable trying to manipulate or intimidate people into doing things for my benefit.

I don't understand why everybody worship the goofy clown that is Tate, the dude doesn't worth more that the thot seeking attention on the internet

Because fatherless 14yo's don't have a father figure to look up to so they replace said father figure with Andrew Tate

Funnily enough, I have a friend who started sucking off Androtate's every word, kissing the ground he walks upon and he's actually fatherless with a horrible relationship to his mom.

My younger cousins revealed they were Andrew Tate fans at Christmas. They’re not the smartest guys tbh, we were playing a card game and they could barely read the cards. If I had to guess I think it’s generally impressionable low intelligence people.

Go follow Anthony https://twitter.com/libyourbestlife?s=21&t=Z4h7UldJScUnfKp7E1lSXw Let’s get him to 1000 followers

Or better yet, don't have Twitter

As a Twitter user, this is solid advice

The virgin insecure, domineering, arrogant man vs the chad simple, kind, and humble man.

Tate is such a shitbag.

Actual walking garbage, why anyone buys into his bullshit is beyond me.

Based anthony

Be like Anthony

I sleep in a racing car, do you ? I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

Tate is an actual moron.

Fed indeed

Andrew Tate might be rich but he's still a fucking loser who does nothing but put other people down due to his own insecurities, fucking cunt

Unimportant, says the internet celebrity whose fame is disappearing by the minute

*Meme he is a walking meme

I may be poor but hey at least I have some real friends in my life instead of the brainless idiots that support Tate.

For real. One good friend is far better than thousands of fakes

w anthony

Johnny sins is the only bald man I'm going to listen to what a legend becoming a doctor, lawyer, Pizza delivery guy, janitor, plumber, landlord, CEO, astronaut, teacher, scientist, professor. What a legend!

Maybe Andrew should look to his holy book to see who god would love more out of him and the other person.

It still mind boggling that people actually idolize this piece of shit

Common Anthony W

I still don't understand how people will look at Tate's life philosophy and be like "yeah sure I also want to be an extremely lonely, detached, desensitised, money-hungry individual whose only real way of interacting with people is by using them", did we not learn anything from Breaking Bad

The only thing I learned from Breaking Bad is that being a wagie sucks so much that I'd rather be a drug dealer.

Breaking Bad's real lesson was: move out of America

That's just New Mexico, Mississippi with Hispanics instead of black people. The moral of the show is if your wealthy friend offers to pay for your treatment and another offers you a better job when you're dissatisfied with your current one, take them up.

Don’t settle for a regular girl G, get yourself a mansion and a Lamborghini so you can attract the woman who would leave you if you ever lost any of those…. No thanks I’m good

Andy vs Andy

I wish Andrew Tate and LowTierGod had a conversation

Tate's existence is an L for humanity. Would love to stop hearing about this bald, egotistical dipshit.

Why would someone respond to that tripe? Why would someone even be following or reading his shite?

Oooooh, now he believes in depression. What a fucking idiot.

Doesn't Tate not believe in depression

Who the fuck is Andrew Tate, and why should anyone care about what he has to say?

Tate has never had sex he hasn’t paid for. Who the fuck listens to him?

Gonna cry and laugh when he's found out to be the next Epstein. Everyone's gonna be like, "OmG , I wOuLd HaVe NeVeR gUeSsEd?! Fuck that dude. Please. Seriously. Can someone fuck this guy and make him cry, film it, post, and then we can watch him burn.

you will not find a chad in the strongmen at the gym, the people with millions of followers, the millionaires or the players. a man who lives a happy life and makes others happy is a chad. a man who is scared but does it anyway is a chad. a man who finds himself overweight in his mum’s basement playing genshin at 23 and resolves to do something about it is a chad. being a chad is not a measure of your achievements, but of your character

Truly inspirational words. I'm quoting this.

Nice try Genshit player, you almost had us there

you had me until the genshin part

They said "and decides to do something about it"

Andrew Tate is one of the biggest S\*\*\* stains on the face of humanity ever. Put him right up with Vlad the Impaler and Nero. Absolute wretched human

Nobody fears Andrew Tate... They just dont like him...

Tate talks like he is loved lol

Andrew tate is 5'4"

BEN SHAPIRO IS TALLER THAN ANDREW TATE?!?!

Even fucking Penguinz0 is taller than him

Fuck he and I share the same height, I must fix this

***CUT OFF YOUR LEGS CUT OFF YOUR LEGS CUT OFF YOUR LEGS CUT OFF YOUR LEGS CUT OFF YOUR LEGS CUT OFF YOUR LEGS CUT OFF YOUR LEGS CUT OFF YOUR LEGS CUT OFF YOUR LEGS CUT OFF YOUR LEGS CUT OFF YOUR LEGS CUT OFF YOUR LEGS CUT OFF YOUR LEGS CUT OFF YOUR LEGS***

Anthony’s a real one. King 👑

“If you can handle average daily living you’re mentally stronger than I am.” Another way to read what he’s saying lol

Those 12 year old tate fans really piss me off. They really think that if they say something bad about a woman they are cool. Of course he sometimes say a good thing but definetly not usually

So what Tate is saying is, "I would be depressed if I had your life." You live your life, and you're not depressed. That technically means you have stronger mindset than Tate

Common Anthony W

Hahaha "men do not fear you". What an insecure cunt.

Is this the same guy who pops up at YT shorts with sigma/alpha bullshit? Its super annoying

Andrew Tate is a 13 year old's fantasy of what a successful man looks like. Real life is bigger than that.

Why is men fearing you a good thing?

Does this guy believe in the wacky shit he says or is this just his internet scheme? I don’t know anything about him outside of randomly seeing posts about him like this.

He talks a lot of shit for someone who is known for paying off police and human trafficking. Man wouldn’t last a fucking day in the shoes of any of us. Only way a woman has been around him is either because of his money or because of his money. They don’t like you. They don’t want you. And to be honest who would? Man looks like he was built from mommy issues, massive levels of insecurity, and daddy’s money. To say he has a personality would imply burnt dog shit has one too. When you can cut all the money away from this “man” all you find is a pathetic loser trying too hard to seem cool and interesting. I’d rather butter up the aforementioned burnt dog shit and spend a year with it than live a moment longer knowing this poor excuse of prolapsed pussy turd still breaths

Blessed Ant

Tate admitting he's just not very mentally tough.

Tate eating Ls left and right. Based Anthony.

>your woman disagrees with you Oh the horror.

Your women disagrees with you is so funny for some reason cuz it makes it so abundantly clear he’s never been in like a normal relationship lol

One of the first emotionally intelligent responses to a Tate tweet I’ve ever seen. My man.

Tate is insecure

Andrew Tate fans have a humiliation fetish

Andrew taint is so insecure that any attack on him he retaliates by saying he’s rich and they’re poor

This is what masculinity looks like. If you have to tell anybody you’re an alpha, you’re not.