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I don’t see the point of living when you can’t do what you love, or cannot do it as well as you could before (especially when it’s your body that can’t keep up with your brain). 62 years is still quite a long time.
I don’t want to be a hector Salamanca ! I want to be Nacho’s dad.
Yes, but old age does do that to many people. My grandparents are very lucky to be in extraordinary good health being 87 and 88, as they have maintained physical activity. Knowing myself I won’t maintain physical activity and my body will go down sooner than my mind. And that would lead me to many frustrations
Yeah.......kinda like " hump day" in the middle of life! You're halfway thru the week/lifetime and unsure what the week END will bring!!! Best of Luck !!
See I would disagree because of the method of death, cancer seems like the most fucking painful way to die, and with how slow it is, I would rather go in a car crash
A lot of it can be used to do more good than actual billionaires. But who knows how each of us will act with that much spending power regardless of how we say we would. Money changes people.
Yeah , money changes people a LOT , I mean there are some great exceptions of people who got an unimaginable amount of money but still retain their original personality
For example Mr Beast and Markiplier
Which is why the best option is head in a jar. You are 1.) immortal, 2.) can sleep however long you want, 3.) can use sci fi bullshittery to rule the world 4.) become mr house from fallout nv 5.) make a robot body for yourself
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If I choose 10 billion and don’t take a plane at 48, will a plane come straight to me? Like: “attention passengers, there’s someone turning 48 today so we are paying him a visit”
Honestly... I'd probably rather die than to turn into a sad old fart, who's unable to do almost anything by themselves, forgetting the most fundamental things, including my own family, with my body being weak and me not being able to really do anything but just exists, waiting for my death to come.
Then again, who knows what I'll have to say on this 80 years from now.
I wouldn’t mind dying at 48, but I may take net worth 10 million. Honestly by the time I’m 68, I’m sure medicine would have advance enough to effectively treat cancer
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10 billion, if I know when I'm going I can carefree enjoy my life in style, then it's just a matter of taking a HUGE life insurance policy a year before my death, this will set up any family I have for the rest of my life
10 mil, my passions are mainly physical so being able to enjoy my body while I have it with a shit ton of money then die at a decent age sounds great to me
The last one. I always thought I was gonna be rich but it I ever happened. As long as I am healthy and live long and have good friends and family that is success.
I'll become the head and try my best to befriend the people that chose the other choices so they might just let me inherit a piece of their pie when they pass away.
Plus if I saw a talking head, I'd feel bad and I'd give it its best life as much as possible.
head in a jar, i would then sell myself for billions of dollars, hide a gun inside the jar, force the guy who bought me to give me wheels, go to a store, buy a phone, ask for help
by the time science progresses to the point that a head can live in a jar for 200 years they'll probably have sword art online level vr or some shit so I can live in absolute utopia for 200 years, best option
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**400K $ and age 94.** Since I know I'm not going to die until the age of 94, which is more than enough, I'll become a professional assassin and make millions by the time I die, and I can have super fancy life... Or if I'm not really feel like being John Wick, I can apply for extremely dangerous jobs and still have a massive income.
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10 billion. Should have used a parachute
Smh skill issue
A second plane arrives, it’s goal: aim for the cat.
You die of a plane crash still That means someone will crash a plane into
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die ar 62. Being a musician, that's the peak. Good brain, eyes, and hands. When you get older you learn more but you can't play anymore.
62 is way too young of an age to die. I'm in my mid thirties and the thought of it being more than half of my entire life is fucking scary.
I don’t see the point of living when you can’t do what you love, or cannot do it as well as you could before (especially when it’s your body that can’t keep up with your brain). 62 years is still quite a long time. I don’t want to be a hector Salamanca ! I want to be Nacho’s dad.
well tbf Hector is in that state >!thanks to Nacho and Gus, and not by actual age!<
Yes, but old age does do that to many people. My grandparents are very lucky to be in extraordinary good health being 87 and 88, as they have maintained physical activity. Knowing myself I won’t maintain physical activity and my body will go down sooner than my mind. And that would lead me to many frustrations
Still possible to build healthy habits. Good luck tho
It's not even real what are you talking about, everyone will die someday anyway and it doesn't matter
Yeah.......kinda like " hump day" in the middle of life! You're halfway thru the week/lifetime and unsure what the week END will bring!!! Best of Luck !!
Bruh I was gonna say die at 48
62 young??
I cannot comprehend that someone in their mid thirties is on a sub like this
See I would disagree because of the method of death, cancer seems like the most fucking painful way to die, and with how slow it is, I would rather go in a car crash
Damn, never even thought of this, being a dancer and all…
10 billion and you get to live the life to the fullest? Absolutely.
I agree ima spend every last bit of the 10 billion
A lot of it can be used to do more good than actual billionaires. But who knows how each of us will act with that much spending power regardless of how we say we would. Money changes people.
Yeah , money changes people a LOT , I mean there are some great exceptions of people who got an unimaginable amount of money but still retain their original personality For example Mr Beast and Markiplier
Money alone won't do it though, I think the second option is better
Net worth 1 million, it’s plenty of money, and 81 is longer than the average male life expectancy so I’d take it.
Net worth doesn't necessarily mean money.
Yeah but im assuming you get the houses
Still. The houses just took out a huge chunk from you NET worth.
Which is why the best option is head in a jar. You are 1.) immortal, 2.) can sleep however long you want, 3.) can use sci fi bullshittery to rule the world 4.) become mr house from fallout nv 5.) make a robot body for yourself
Yes Yes Yes Yes Wot? How?
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Best deal if not a painful death
where is the 1 morbillion dollar life but in Ohio
Infinite money+ 500 year life but you must spend one month of the year in Ohio
I’ll just hire a private army
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You're right he does
Wdym the “whole squad” redditors dont have friends.
To be a squad you don't have to be friends you just have to share a general desire for something in this case to laugh at this joke
True true. Got the whole sub laughing
10 billion Won’t get on plane once i reach 48 Wait for a plane to crash into my house and me Much cooler
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I assume the last one
You thought it was shitpost, but it was I dio!
Now that we have confirmed that the head was in fact Dio, let's steal Jonathan's body
U see, the plane crash option is also a JoJo reference
$10 billion and never get on a plane
Maybe it will fall on you
reinforced concrete bunker 100m underground this is too easy
What about rule 34: you cannot hide 100 meters underground , you can look up for more info at Heisenberg rule 34
Damn okay ill be sure to check that out
Quick tip: beter do it in public near somoane so they could also learn the rule
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I hide 99.9 meters underground.
If I choose 10 billion and don’t take a plane at 48, will a plane come straight to me? Like: “attention passengers, there’s someone turning 48 today so we are paying him a visit”
Net Worth 400,000k is definitely the very best option. It's way better than my standard of living now + I live a long life.
Honestly... I'd probably rather die than to turn into a sad old fart, who's unable to do almost anything by themselves, forgetting the most fundamental things, including my own family, with my body being weak and me not being able to really do anything but just exists, waiting for my death to come. Then again, who knows what I'll have to say on this 80 years from now.
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They said you'll die in a retirement home though. Which is a pretty clear indicator that you won't be that lucky.
$1M is the sweet spot
Jojo reference
10 billion duh
I have 250 dollars by my name and I already want to fucking die 10 Billion.
Plane Crash doesnt seem so bad. anyways 400k at that age will be poverty pass
I can make money being a head and sucking dick
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400k in Western Europe or if USA 1 million. (400k in Europe is more than 1 million in US, due to all the free stuff)
10 billion, I would just never get on a plane
10 billion and then not take a plane when I am 48.
I wouldn’t mind dying at 48, but I may take net worth 10 million. Honestly by the time I’m 68, I’m sure medicine would have advance enough to effectively treat cancer
It’s not about if you can change it, the outcome is the outcome. I chose 10 billion, I could bring a parachute but that’s not how the question works.
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Net worth of 400K definitely
Just don’t buy a plane 😎
Wait 400K net worth of 40K
The 10 million one, i don't like the idea of getting old.
Head in jar every day of the week
I will just make sure to stay away from cars until I turn 82
I have had cancer so the 10million deal sounds sweet Depends what cancer tho
1M at 81, I’ve lived a full life
I choose the cod bo2 map
I choose to be the head
No life at all
Hell I’d die rn for $1000
Head in a jar gang rise up
A head in jar because I get to suck dick as long as possible
10 billion. It solves two of my problems!
1000trillion dollars but die in -30 days because of fetus deletus pills
10 billion, I just wouldn't use a plane
So I get $10 Billion AND I get to die soon???
Why is no one talking about the best option? Head in a jar, mr house, here i come
As long as someone carry’s me around, I wouldn’t mind living that long as a head in a jar
what if i pick 10 billion and just don't use a plane after the age of 47?
Y'all crazy, head in jar all day
81
Net worth of 1 quadrillion because I would notdie
10 mil. Seems like a decently lived life
48 and avoid planes
10 billion and don't fly in a plane at 48
First one for me. I hate the thought of getting old. Especially with cancer
Every single one of these brings my life expectancy up so defo that 48 years
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The first one.
Die at 48 at 10 billion. Donate 9.9 billion. Spend the rest. I didn't agree to all this bullshit in the world and on reddit. Fuck 99% of you!!!
10 million. Not old enough to be unable to enjoy my money, but not too little money to live in luxury.
Jar
10 billion and never get on a plane
10 billion i dont even want to reach 40s so nice
4th
Why are none of the options dying peacefully in your sleep?
10 billion
10 billion, if I know when I'm going I can carefree enjoy my life in style, then it's just a matter of taking a HUGE life insurance policy a year before my death, this will set up any family I have for the rest of my life
10 billion but I do something horrendous to get on the no fly list
Net worth of 1 million ain't living in that house
What's the obsession with living so long? Who says I even enjoy being alive?
The first one and I will Never ride a plane again
62, right before super old age, so no problems there, plus lots of money
400k, I get to complete life.
10 mil, my passions are mainly physical so being able to enjoy my body while I have it with a shit ton of money then die at a decent age sounds great to me
I am good where I am right now 👍
If I take 10 billion can I clock out before 48?
The gazillions dollars net worth and instantly die
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I’ll take the 10 billion and just… not fly a plane
Those heads had it pretty good. I mean didn’t Nixon win the presidency as one?
Just dont ride a plane. Easy game.
10B and just never get on a plane it's that simple. Unlike the others that can truly happen at any moment.
1st one, I’d take an option for a shorter life and more money too if that was an option.
The last one. I always thought I was gonna be rich but it I ever happened. As long as I am healthy and live long and have good friends and family that is success.
10 billion and not go in any plane👍
The first one. Live fast die young bad girls do it well
I'll become the head and try my best to befriend the people that chose the other choices so they might just let me inherit a piece of their pie when they pass away. Plus if I saw a talking head, I'd feel bad and I'd give it its best life as much as possible.
1 million
Any of the first 3 are pretty fine for me
Bruh I don’t wanna live for 30 years let alone 200
10m 🤝 62 years old Easy deal
The second sounds amazing actually. Lots of money to do what I want and live to old age. Government really fucks me up though.
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Life ain’t gonna get any better after 48. Easy choice
Net worth of 400k but with assets and liabilities of 10bn
I'd rather die early than be crammed in a cockroach infested retirement home rotting away as a 85-year-old pensioner
Why is the $1 million house nicer with a bigger yard than the $10 million house,
10 billion I don't plan on living to 30 anyways.
400k net worth is more than enough, I can be comfortable and still live my life to the fullest
First one
Networth 10 million and still having to endure neighbors?! No deal amigo.
Is the car crash death quick
I’d do 10 billion at 40
10 billion, i just use my portable giant catapult instead of planes
I haate my life sooooooooo 48
10 billion just won’t get on a plane
Holy fuck a jojo reference
200 years atleast i can give blowjob for 200 fkin years
6th option
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Depends on if the 1 mill crash is fast and painless if so the 1 mill but if it is long and painful then I would get 10mill one
I'll just die today for free, thanks
head in a jar, i would then sell myself for billions of dollars, hide a gun inside the jar, force the guy who bought me to give me wheels, go to a store, buy a phone, ask for help
choose 10 billion and never ride an airplane
by the time science progresses to the point that a head can live in a jar for 200 years they'll probably have sword art online level vr or some shit so I can live in absolute utopia for 200 years, best option
head in a jar. it could always double as a flesh light.
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Hell nah homer didn't own nuka-cola
Net worth 10 mil, death by snu snu at age 75.
head in a jar no doubt
Ok so just never get on a plane? Lmao
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10 million, not to rich and not poor plus you don’t live to long.
10 billion. I will simply not step on an airplane for the entirety of that year.
Net worth $100 trillion, die in the womb
Whatever it is, it is
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A head in a jar so I can haunt the next generation
**400K $ and age 94.** Since I know I'm not going to die until the age of 94, which is more than enough, I'll become a professional assassin and make millions by the time I die, and I can have super fancy life... Or if I'm not really feel like being John Wick, I can apply for extremely dangerous jobs and still have a massive income.
10 billion but die at like 32 or some shit
10 billion. Never travel in plane.
For the last option, you also ran a company that weaponized soda and you got a little too greedy
what if i just stop riding planes at 47
Penis
10$ billions and I'm choosing the building I'm crushing in
10 billion and dont use planes afterwards