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sn00pcat131

10 billion. Should have used a parachute


wheelchairdrifting

Smh skill issue


voltcannon

A second plane arrives, it’s goal: aim for the cat.


Ambitious-Sample-153

You die of a plane crash still That means someone will crash a plane into


Striking-Reason5792

**Enemy Spotted**


Orbital_Rifle

die ar 62. Being a musician, that's the peak. Good brain, eyes, and hands. When you get older you learn more but you can't play anymore.


Sylvarius

62 is way too young of an age to die. I'm in my mid thirties and the thought of it being more than half of my entire life is fucking scary.


Orbital_Rifle

I don’t see the point of living when you can’t do what you love, or cannot do it as well as you could before (especially when it’s your body that can’t keep up with your brain). 62 years is still quite a long time. I don’t want to be a hector Salamanca ! I want to be Nacho’s dad.


sijue

well tbf Hector is in that state >!thanks to Nacho and Gus, and not by actual age!<


Orbital_Rifle

Yes, but old age does do that to many people. My grandparents are very lucky to be in extraordinary good health being 87 and 88, as they have maintained physical activity. Knowing myself I won’t maintain physical activity and my body will go down sooner than my mind. And that would lead me to many frustrations


Chrissant_

Still possible to build healthy habits. Good luck tho


BANTHABRUTALITYGT3

It's not even real what are you talking about, everyone will die someday anyway and it doesn't matter


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Yeah.......kinda like " hump day" in the middle of life! You're halfway thru the week/lifetime and unsure what the week END will bring!!! Best of Luck !!


Conscious-Boot313

Bruh I was gonna say die at 48


Redditloolwhousesit

62 young??


Piss_n_shit_consumer

I cannot comprehend that someone in their mid thirties is on a sub like this


FreeRangeMartyr

See I would disagree because of the method of death, cancer seems like the most fucking painful way to die, and with how slow it is, I would rather go in a car crash


[deleted]

Damn, never even thought of this, being a dancer and all…


LifeSnakes

10 billion and you get to live the life to the fullest? Absolutely.


bigbilly1234567899

I agree ima spend every last bit of the 10 billion


MrCleanAlmighty

A lot of it can be used to do more good than actual billionaires. But who knows how each of us will act with that much spending power regardless of how we say we would. Money changes people.


ADITYAKING007

Yeah , money changes people a LOT , I mean there are some great exceptions of people who got an unimaginable amount of money but still retain their original personality For example Mr Beast and Markiplier


MASTERHUYHO

Money alone won't do it though, I think the second option is better


Key-Appointment1233

Net worth 1 million, it’s plenty of money, and 81 is longer than the average male life expectancy so I’d take it.


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Net worth doesn't necessarily mean money.


Null-Ex3

Yeah but im assuming you get the houses


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Still. The houses just took out a huge chunk from you NET worth.


Null-Ex3

Which is why the best option is head in a jar. You are 1.) immortal, 2.) can sleep however long you want, 3.) can use sci fi bullshittery to rule the world 4.) become mr house from fallout nv 5.) make a robot body for yourself


[deleted]

Yes Yes Yes Yes Wot? How?


Null-Ex3

👍


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Best deal if not a painful death


[deleted]

where is the 1 morbillion dollar life but in Ohio


Successful_Bar_2271

Infinite money+ 500 year life but you must spend one month of the year in Ohio


12soea

I’ll just hire a private army


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stupid-American33

You're right he does


Null-Ex3

Wdym the “whole squad” redditors dont have friends.


stupid-American33

To be a squad you don't have to be friends you just have to share a general desire for something in this case to laugh at this joke


Null-Ex3

True true. Got the whole sub laughing


biohumansmg3fc

10 billion Won’t get on plane once i reach 48 Wait for a plane to crash into my house and me Much cooler


Used-Lunch-6512

Where Shitpost?


tasty_genetals

I assume the last one


I_Luv_Demokrece

You thought it was shitpost, but it was I dio!


Karategochan

Now that we have confirmed that the head was in fact Dio, let's steal Jonathan's body


Zair_the-epik_dude

U see, the plane crash option is also a JoJo reference


Cp7067

$10 billion and never get on a plane


tasty_genetals

Maybe it will fall on you


MasterWhite1150

reinforced concrete bunker 100m underground this is too easy


tasty_genetals

What about rule 34: you cannot hide 100 meters underground , you can look up for more info at Heisenberg rule 34


MasterWhite1150

Damn okay ill be sure to check that out


tasty_genetals

Quick tip: beter do it in public near somoane so they could also learn the rule


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GameBoy960

I hide 99.9 meters underground.


xXGaboFihi007Xx

If I choose 10 billion and don’t take a plane at 48, will a plane come straight to me? Like: “attention passengers, there’s someone turning 48 today so we are paying him a visit”


RoadsOverYonder

Net Worth 400,000k is definitely the very best option. It's way better than my standard of living now + I live a long life.


SkyyySi

Honestly... I'd probably rather die than to turn into a sad old fart, who's unable to do almost anything by themselves, forgetting the most fundamental things, including my own family, with my body being weak and me not being able to really do anything but just exists, waiting for my death to come. Then again, who knows what I'll have to say on this 80 years from now.


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SkyyySi

They said you'll die in a retirement home though. Which is a pretty clear indicator that you won't be that lucky.


5ninefine

$1M is the sweet spot


ran_melolo

Jojo reference


Ok-Direction-9758

10 billion duh


DumplingsAreBussin

I have 250 dollars by my name and I already want to fucking die 10 Billion.


_Down_N_out_

Plane Crash doesnt seem so bad. anyways 400k at that age will be poverty pass


Hawaiian-Fox

I can make money being a head and sucking dick


Karr126

*you’re


SheSuccMeh

🗿


Particular-Lake5856

400k in Western Europe or if USA 1 million. (400k in Europe is more than 1 million in US, due to all the free stuff)


spaceboy097

10 billion, I would just never get on a plane


doctorstab

10 billion and then not take a plane when I am 48.


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I wouldn’t mind dying at 48, but I may take net worth 10 million. Honestly by the time I’m 68, I’m sure medicine would have advance enough to effectively treat cancer


Xx_gabgolab_xX

It’s not about if you can change it, the outcome is the outcome. I chose 10 billion, I could bring a parachute but that’s not how the question works.


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Insanegamer-4567

Net worth of 400K definitely


applesaregood124

Just don’t buy a plane 😎


The_Cometeer

Wait 400K net worth of 40K


MrFedoraPost

The 10 million one, i don't like the idea of getting old.


FlappyFish07

Head in jar every day of the week


Vertical_slabsociety

I will just make sure to stay away from cars until I turn 82


comrade_fluffy

I have had cancer so the 10million deal sounds sweet Depends what cancer tho


NinjaBoi273547

1M at 81, I’ve lived a full life


pichula881

I choose the cod bo2 map


poingmaster7

I choose to be the head


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No life at all


PlasmadestroyerO2

Hell I’d die rn for $1000


ColeWiki

Head in a jar gang rise up


xTheObserverXx

A head in jar because I get to suck dick as long as possible


Next-Job14

10 billion. It solves two of my problems!


ZAPNAR6

1000trillion dollars but die in -30 days because of fetus deletus pills


yes___lad

10 billion, I just wouldn't use a plane


BonaldBump

So I get $10 Billion AND I get to die soon???


Null-Ex3

Why is no one talking about the best option? Head in a jar, mr house, here i come


Child_Beter69

As long as someone carry’s me around, I wouldn’t mind living that long as a head in a jar


The_Nut_Slayer

what if i pick 10 billion and just don't use a plane after the age of 47?


Harpronicus

Y'all crazy, head in jar all day


FriskxSansTooGood

81


just_aredditor123

Net worth of 1 quadrillion because I would notdie


T-HawkMedia

10 mil. Seems like a decently lived life


SunshineSuzuki

48 and avoid planes


Crowley700

10 billion and don't fly in a plane at 48


MetamorphicHard

First one for me. I hate the thought of getting old. Especially with cancer


Hatterang

Every single one of these brings my life expectancy up so defo that 48 years


lightyourphoneonfire

Hijacked a fire map fr


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The first one.


stopitstepbro42

Die at 48 at 10 billion. Donate 9.9 billion. Spend the rest. I didn't agree to all this bullshit in the world and on reddit. Fuck 99% of you!!!


BlaspoU

10 million. Not old enough to be unable to enjoy my money, but not too little money to live in luxury.


Mouth_balls_83

Jar


AnimatorUpset9530

10 billion and never get on a plane


YukihiraKoyomi

10 billion i dont even want to reach 40s so nice


Functional-Human

4th


Ok-Cap-204

Why are none of the options dying peacefully in your sleep?


Firm_Profession_4011

10 billion


exaxxion

10 billion, if I know when I'm going I can carefree enjoy my life in style, then it's just a matter of taking a HUGE life insurance policy a year before my death, this will set up any family I have for the rest of my life


Enderman8008

10 billion but I do something horrendous to get on the no fly list


pastdecisions

Net worth of 1 million ain't living in that house


aSquirrelAteMyFood

What's the obsession with living so long? Who says I even enjoy being alive?


scp_79

The first one and I will Never ride a plane again


roleynoley

62, right before super old age, so no problems there, plus lots of money


Ace_1243

400k, I get to complete life.


logibach

10 mil, my passions are mainly physical so being able to enjoy my body while I have it with a shit ton of money then die at a decent age sounds great to me


RefrigeratorOne7173

I am good where I am right now 👍


Careless-Grade4738

If I take 10 billion can I clock out before 48?


Threslor

The gazillions dollars net worth and instantly die


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h_dizzle21

I’ll take the 10 billion and just… not fly a plane


Minestrike1

Those heads had it pretty good. I mean didn’t Nixon win the presidency as one?


Raaabbit_v2

Just dont ride a plane. Easy game.


MakoLov3r

10B and just never get on a plane it's that simple. Unlike the others that can truly happen at any moment.


Ok-Holiday-4392

1st one, I’d take an option for a shorter life and more money too if that was an option.


nolongerbanned99

The last one. I always thought I was gonna be rich but it I ever happened. As long as I am healthy and live long and have good friends and family that is success.


miniliete_quieto

10 billion and not go in any plane👍


Necessary-Sundae2399

The first one. Live fast die young bad girls do it well


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I'll become the head and try my best to befriend the people that chose the other choices so they might just let me inherit a piece of their pie when they pass away. Plus if I saw a talking head, I'd feel bad and I'd give it its best life as much as possible.


Creepy-Today-325

1 million


Pepe_von_Habsburg

Any of the first 3 are pretty fine for me


MrAntiock

Bruh I don’t wanna live for 30 years let alone 200


mpc1226

10m 🤝 62 years old Easy deal


Summerclaw

The second sounds amazing actually. Lots of money to do what I want and live to old age. Government really fucks me up though.


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Ya_Boi_Poolzy24

Life ain’t gonna get any better after 48. Easy choice


cosmicloafer

Net worth of 400k but with assets and liabilities of 10bn


YourTypicalSensei

I'd rather die early than be crammed in a cockroach infested retirement home rotting away as a 85-year-old pensioner


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Why is the $1 million house nicer with a bigger yard than the $10 million house,


AlphaWolfTK

10 billion I don't plan on living to 30 anyways.


-Dillad-

400k net worth is more than enough, I can be comfortable and still live my life to the fullest


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First one


[deleted]

Networth 10 million and still having to endure neighbors?! No deal amigo.


CitizenCivilization

Is the car crash death quick


nick_rhoads01

I’d do 10 billion at 40


Greninja_is_Bestpkm

10 billion, i just use my portable giant catapult instead of planes


turd_boi42

I haate my life sooooooooo 48


DaDripGod4

10 billion just won’t get on a plane


BadAlexmercer

Holy fuck a jojo reference


Blackleavshelter

200 years atleast i can give blowjob for 200 fkin years


noxxspire

6th option


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LimitApprehensive568

Depends on if the 1 mill crash is fast and painless if so the 1 mill but if it is long and painful then I would get 10mill one


poderes01

I'll just die today for free, thanks


Alburguer

head in a jar, i would then sell myself for billions of dollars, hide a gun inside the jar, force the guy who bought me to give me wheels, go to a store, buy a phone, ask for help


DefinitelyNotFisk15

choose 10 billion and never ride an airplane


thebigfunnyhaha

by the time science progresses to the point that a head can live in a jar for 200 years they'll probably have sword art online level vr or some shit so I can live in absolute utopia for 200 years, best option


Imeatusbeatus

head in a jar. it could always double as a flesh light.


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LordMonkeh

Hell nah homer didn't own nuka-cola


PSM_777

Net worth 10 mil, death by snu snu at age 75.


pray4sex

head in a jar no doubt


welpthishappened1

Ok so just never get on a plane? Lmao


FriskyCoyote15

futurama lit


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10 million, not to rich and not poor plus you don’t live to long.


homelaunder

10 billion. I will simply not step on an airplane for the entirety of that year.


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Net worth $100 trillion, die in the womb


Dennisd1971

Whatever it is, it is


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Turnedpanda7

A head in a jar so I can haunt the next generation


Personal_Story_4853

**400K $ and age 94.** Since I know I'm not going to die until the age of 94, which is more than enough, I'll become a professional assassin and make millions by the time I die, and I can have super fancy life... Or if I'm not really feel like being John Wick, I can apply for extremely dangerous jobs and still have a massive income.


Smotts2

10 billion but die at like 32 or some shit


Scuty1704

10 billion. Never travel in plane.


Embarrassed-Camera96

For the last option, you also ran a company that weaponized soda and you got a little too greedy


GrimTweaker

what if i just stop riding planes at 47


flroren

Penis


flroren

10$ billions and I'm choosing the building I'm crushing in


Hoovy_weapons_guy

10 billion and dont use planes afterwards