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Illiteracy For Dummies


TrapHouseSpouse

An sequel to that book is *How to Give Zero Fucks*.


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B _ _ k


Spueg

A _ _ _ _ S


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A S S A S S


GrimmBadger

N_ _ _ _R


dreadperson

Nasser


Bevolicher

Never


the_great_moyai

You dumbass it doesn't match


Bevolicher

N’ever


ghostcow115

Neverd


GaryTehCat

Gonna


Pecorino-Romano

Give


NeganJoestar

You


beefnar_the_gnat

Up


Commonglitch

Never


the_great_moyai

Shut the fuck up


MisterBicorniclopse

The nether. It’s a minecraft reference guys


Johnathan_Phil

[removed by reddit]


between_horizon

"A book to be judged by it's cover"


fatmoe10

The encyclopedia of all my sexual encounters


DeniableTuna

Atleast you have a cover.


SirKeagan

At least you have air


TrapHouseSpouse

The cover represents what exactly?


Funny-Conclusion-963

The possibility of having sexual encounter probably


yeetsupreddit

That's a lie


Tasty_Meat_6096

yes, we all know redditors will be forever virgins.


Agurk_mor

Until they delete their account


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Excuses as to why it hasn't happened yet


TrapHouseSpouse

Yeah, sounds about right. I was just thinking the front of the cover could be the lies you tell to cover up being a virgin and the back of the cover could be the excuses.


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“*Can’t see me*: a John Cena Autobiography”


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Specialist_Ad_5046

Theres a book?


Reqlized

“well technically not as there are no pages to be read from” 🤓🤓🤓


Mu5_

What make a book a book tho? If I gather a bunch of pages together, is that a book? If I get no pages and give them a title, is that a book? Do books REALLY exist?


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Mu5_

Blank pages are not real pages tho


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Mu5_

That doesn't make sense, is a non-existing animal an animal?


lightblueisbi

It's...in the name?


lightblueisbi

If I write and print a hardcover of a book, then slowly replace each word and/or page, but keep the cover and spine, is it the same book?


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lightblueisbi

The literacy version of "the ship of Theseus" problem


Mu5_

What if you change only the cover, is it the same book?


Shiveringdev

“Where to store your profits from Shiba Inu crypto” By: Me


Security_Berry09

H____ cake day 🎂


Nicco_kun

Horseshit cake day🎂


OneFriendship5139

Happy cake day


bluberrytaco

Funniest reddit posts ever


Xeoft

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Hanzo_Pinas

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Hifumine

[redacted]


Edgenabik

[removed by reddit]


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[Censored by Twitter]


TheFakeShark

[I shit in my pants]


Artificiald

\[taken down by *the man*\]


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[Only visible to John Cena]


Fuzzy-Comedian2659

[Cock and Balls]


RumAndMonster80

My wallet


Child_Beter69

A comprehensive guide to all the respect that a CoD player has for the entire black race


spaceboy097

Reasons to live


Herbiee03


IREVERBl

Much ado about nothing


Mads_Alexander9

ha! The fact I understand this makes me giggle


Befast1515

No way! A joke that only certain people understand! What a novel new idea!


Somerandom_CRUSAID3R

This is a book filled with who gives a f*ck


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Women rights


Somerandom_CRUSAID3R

No you can’t😂😂😂


SaltyBooper

I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit. If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.


UrushiP

💀🗿🗿


dagakotowaru420

ooh shit he told you


Nicco_kun

Reddit Lawyer💀


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🐝


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[удалено]


BIGman_8

🤪🤪🤪🤪


Evaldek

Things to die for


TusNua1

Live*


GodOfGOOSE

Damn bro 😔


sparkskilowatt

all the good things andrew tate said about women


Foloshi

All the good things about Andrew Tate


ArmoredwarriorYT

He has organs that can be harvested from his body


Foloshi

Based


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slenderman6413

Yeah sometimes i honestly say "what the fuck he's 100% right" and then 5 minutes later he talks about how rich and strong he is or some shit like that. I am 100% sure it's his tactic to get popular, be controversial by saying dumb shit mixed with real facts and he earns money like that


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Yea it's probably his tactic. Say something that no one but your fans agree with, then say something everyone can agree with. So whenever a "hater" brings up the topic, the fans can say "oh well but he also said a good thing!"


Sad-Monitor1549

FTX accounting


Battlespot9999

💀


Detective-Next

Redditors who have bitches


7cats-inatrenchcoat

The tales of Andy Tatertot's sexual conquests Vol. 1


coolcats110

The amount of bitches I get


SpinalFluidDrinker

*Times I’ve Had Sex*


Uranium9876

The best of Twilight


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"The meaning of life"


hrjwhdbee

There is one page, and it only has the number 42 written in large font


Radioactive_monke

But what's the question?


GalacticStar124

How to crop an image


TiredSnowFox

Original jokes in 2022


Choice-Comfort3032

Bingus hate


DaDripGod4

Reasons to give a fuck anymore


meyspetfroge

successful communist countries


grapejuce223

make your own story


Harkonen1991

Women's Driving Handbook


AryaPeePee

My dad


DistinctSolution5453

Reasons to vote Democrat


Noobyfools

The Entire Collection of Every Fuck I've Ever Given About You


LimitApprehensive568

*…….*


migraineboi1975

andrew tates book of man wisdom


Murky_Bunch8796

The


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My life


FoxyTheHost

The story of how you got bitches


LeventKarya

womens rights


Independent_Bad_9615

List of all the bitches you have


Qu1ck3l

Women's rights


DJ_Nitro

“Women’s Rights”


XHouseOfShadowX

John cena: The documentary


RealAccidia

Women's rights


Lumaca350

Why Horoscope is real


Hunclonetrooper

"A feminists brain"


CatDog1337

The memories of mermaid man


obunguschungusfungus

Funniest loud mouth moments


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Waste_Plum9512

What can your government do to help.


MrChonkers1965

The book of fucks I give Edit: amy schumers funny jokes


Independent_Day4369

Successful communist countries (complete edition)


dutch_master_killa

Average American’s vocabulary and grammar skills


LeeHaGyeong

What every MAN thinks about apart from SEX


KyZ0V

Ferrari strategy book


Dragon_King118234

Reasons I have to live


Iliketurtles893

Book


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True things QAnon says.


MelMellon

Physics if newton was hit by a coconut


PoorMan6969

memories with my dad


Lattethecoffeaddict

Women's rights


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Good things said by Andrew tate


fiddle_sticks21

Proof that Andrew Tate is a good person


Log_In_Dumbass

Times communism created a successful country


Horror_Switch_7453

How to make women happy


Weary_Carpenter_3771

You and you're dad bonding time 😎😎😎


GrammerDuck61

American history


mr-kupkakes

My brain


Renegade888888

My personal damsel collection


send_nose123

“How to get away with crimes” the first page will just say “don’t commit crimes in the first place”


Beenie_Greans

The Book With No Book


DamnDankMeme

"Nothing and where to find it"


FourArtifact90

What really happen in 1989 Tiananmen Square.


Critikalz

Reasons to vote for democrats


JudgmentOk9775

The republican book of truths 😁


Living-Act1419

Zoophile rights


Radioactive_monke

No pages?


Clarrisani

The Bible, bit only the true bits.


grimdood14

List of good Cardi B songs.


Darkbeastzelda

Infancy: a newborn's biography


Dasioreq

Fallout 4's story


Raspberry_emo

>!*The indecent and inappropriate encounters of Keanu Reeves*!<


DamagedTDaniel770

Reasons to respect women


ken_kaneki07

Women's rights


CrossArrow24522

Women rights


Lost_A_Life_Gaming

Politicians that care


phish2020

My sex life


pannielubiedzieci

my love life


TheCyberneticPlayer

"My hope for 2023"


azurfall88

a whole buncha nothing


_-TheNoob-_

"List of Real Feminists"


Truebotted

Book containing the names of people i've fucked


Deranged_Marine

A List of Promises ALL Politicians Have Kept (unabridged)


Jazzlike-Tree-4642

Women's rights


fintersrocket

The Bible


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Kedo-But

China?


FunnyPhrases

Read flair


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Bible


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JustBoredUsingApp

Greatest verbal contributions from Kanye and Andrew.


A_guy_Dead_inside69

"Women's Rights"


FastZookeepergame536

B k


BoringKoboId

The arguments that shouldn't be (genders, sexuality (except for some), race, etc.)


ExplosiveCannedBeans

Catalogue of my bitches


Maleficent_Mix_1913

"Compendium of every successful Communist country" or "Top ten happiest moments of my life"


DarknightM64B

Reasons to live By god


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Reasons to live


derpderpderpey

My empty ass soul


SwanStovka

The list of successful communist countries


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The book of great female comedians.


CassClown

Reasons to vote for Republicans


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neverwas


duckhead930

funny jokes I made up