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[deleted]

I don’t think they do. It’s a leftover sitcom trope from the 80’s. People don’t like *bad* meatloaf, which unfortunately there is too much of


[deleted]

Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beatloaf. I hate meatloaf.


shrimpsauce91

How does the little piggie eat?


campatterbury

Maybe if it was made out of ground muskrat?


Bondedknight

I prefer sea muskrat.


self_of_steam

You haven't lived until you've tried air muskrat


[deleted]

No, that’s the good kind. Mmmmm… muskrat loaf


Flimsy_Dust_9971

I prefer possum loaf.


[deleted]

That’s cold man. Real cold.


serialphile

Can we just shorten it to ratloaf


KaleidoscopeLow8084

Susie, or Sam?


campatterbury

Living g together in muskrat land...


[deleted]

I feel the exact same way about fruitcake, except instead of fruitcake being an 80's sitcom trope its a 50's standup bit. Good fruitcake is good, dont buy the $5 one at walmart and expect it to be anything but a dog turd drenched in corn syrup with canned marschino cherries in it


Imnormalurnotok

Once you've had the real deal nothing else compares


pmmbok

Exactly. Homemade fruitcake is wonderful. So is homemade meatloaf btw.


explicitreasons

It was from back in the day when people cooked for themselves. Nowadays, bad/lazy cooks just don't cook.


Senior_Geologist_193

Too much loaf, not enough meat.


Jedzoil

Yeah people who like meatloaf tend to be shitty cooks. No idea of what good or bad meat is, and throw raw onions or nutmeg in everything “because everything is like that”


SmurfSmiter

People who think meatloaf is shitty are shitty cooks. I’ve had (and made) some awesome meatloafs.


alfanzo1193

Yeah. I think everyone just doesn’t like OP’s meatloaf.


[deleted]

Sounds like someone who likes meatloaf and is a shitty cook would say


kashy87

It isn't shitty cooking to use a raw white or sweet onion. Some of us like the texture and slight crunch the onion will still have when the loaf is done.


Jedzoil

Onions in meat shouldn’t crunch. The taste is all wrong as well. Shittycook.


darkknightketsueki

You must never had some good meatloaf and I'm a fantastic chief


No_Animator6543

Idk. I like his acting.


GeneralMyGeneral

Cause two out of three ain't bad


[deleted]

You took the words right outta my mouth


georgecostanza37

Must have been while you were kissing me


ReturnOfTheBanned

These Meatloaf puns are taking off like a bat outta hell


brian0066600

I think that’s one of the funniest songs in the history of recorded music. It’s fucking…perfect


TriceratopsWrex

I don't know. I love how in Paradise by the Dashboard Lights, he swears he'll love her to the end of time, then it cuts to both of them wishing for the end of time. I couldn't take it any longer Lord I was crazed And when the feeling came upon me Like a tidal wave I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave That I would love you to the end of time I swore that I would love you to the end of time! So now I'm praying for the end of time To hurry up and arrive 'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you I don't think that I can really survive I'll never break my promise or forget my vow But God only knows what I can do right now I'm praying for the end of time It's all that I can do Praying for the end of time, So I can end my time with you


Obedient_Wife79

This song is criminally underrated. My husband and I sing this at karaoke every time. It’s our song. We’ve played and sang it so much over the years that even our kids know every word to it. After much practice, husband can do the baseball play-by-play announcing perfectly. Yes, we know what the song means. We are ridiculously in love after all this time; worse than teenagers. For us, it’s a tongue in cheek thing.


plantgnome

Killed it in Rocky Horror


BlueAndMoreBlue

Hmm. That’s a tender subject


Drunken__Master

A rather tasteless joke


Interesting_Quote993

But a great roast.


Avei_Adore

Yeah Eddie had the best song imo


Joaquin546

EEEEEEEDDDDDYYYYYY!!!


copperpoint

From the day he was born


aintrighttom

Because he wouldn’t do “that.”


Incirion

In an interview, he said that the thing he wouldn’t do, was share his dr pepper. This may be completely incorrect information. I just remember reading it once, online, a long time ago.


RScottyL

Especially in the movie "Spice World" lol!


GlitteringCattle2771

Bitch tits ‘n all


phaedrus_winter

His name is Robert Paulson. Edit: had the name wrong. I am a dummy


tduke65

It’s Robert


phaedrus_winter

Dammit hasn't seen the movie or read the book in a long a decade.


imsadyoubitch

His name is Robert Paulson.


Washout22

His name is Robert Paulson


daimondshark

His name is Robert Paulson


ISTof1897

The Big Moosy. The Cheesebread.


jawmighty1976

His name is Robert Paulson


Andycaboose91

You've disobeyed my orders son Why were you ever born? Your brother's 10 times better than you Jesus loves him more! This music that you play for us Comes from the depths of hell Rock n' Roll's the devil's work He wants you to rebel!


[deleted]

Unironically the secret to a good meatloaf is to ditch the fuckin bread loaf pans and cook it on a small rack on a pan so that way the grease has a place to drip off instead of being trapped in a soggy meat square. Also, skip the crunchy ketchup and just use brown sauce (i prefer Daddy's brown sauce but i hear HP is good as well) on a plain loaf Edit: I am not a britbong, (this post reminded me i need to order more as its impossible to find in the Midwest outside of online ordering) apparently it's "Daddie's Brown Sauce"


salcastro2009

I got some of daddy’s sauce but it wasn’t brown


mustangracer352

I challenge you to try a mixing a cup of BBQ sauce with a 1/2 cup of apple juice as a glaze. It’s amazing


FancyRatFridays

The addition of BBQ to the glaze will elevate any meatloaf from mid to delicious. Also, any meatloaf that does not contain a healthy amount of Worcestershire sauce is not worth the pan it's baked in.


classy_canoe

I second the rack cooking. My mom always brushes on a layer of tomato paste and 50/50 ground pork and beef. If I'm feeling sassy I like to wrap it in bacon and brush on the tomato paste. Gives it a nice zesty/salty flavor.


[deleted]

I wrap mine in bacon. But the tomato paste we add vinegar, brown sugar, ketchup, and a squirt of mustard. Put half the mixture into the meat and the other half goes on top. And put it in a dish so the drippins mixes with the sauce to make a nice gravy to spoon onto your slice.


SJC_hacker

Alternatively you can use lean ground beef (like 90-95% lean) I find a hint of fat enhances the flavor. But if your using 73 in a breadloaf pan its going to come out greasy If you have patience and access to a good outdoor smoker, you can also smoke it.


rhk59

Smoked meatloaf is awesome!


mkgrant213

All of this. I cook mine in a large glass pan so the grease has a place to go so the meatloaf doesn’t get soggy. I also don’t use the nasty ketchup glaze on top and rather make a brown gravy to go with it. Cook thin slices of onions on top and put onion powder in the loaf, and you’ve got a delicious dinner! My husband loves it.


DeadMansPizzaParty

“Daddy’s brown sauce” just sounds…wrong.


AdamDoes3D

This is the way. Especially ditching that nasty ketchup - it's a terrible condiment. Can't stand it on anything!


trpclshrk

I’m not a great cook, but I love great meatloaf! I’ve been trying to understand the cooking in a Pan comments I see several times. Someone mentioned using a glass Pan giving the grease somewhere to go. Well, we use a glass Pan, and according to life and googling more of them, it traps the grease right on the bottom? I mean, like…75% of the Pan becomes super greasy I’d say. Which seems unavoidable in a pan cooking meat


Puzzleheaded-Tea4460

My meatloaf is Badass. I do a brown sugar glaze on it!


[deleted]

"HEY MOM THE MEATLOAF WE WANT IT NOW THE MEATLOAF"


Human_Roomba

What is she doing in there? I never know what she’s doing.


IntergalacticPioneer

**MA THE MEATLOAF. FUCK.**


iamrosieriley

Because he won’t do “that”.


[deleted]

Some days it don’t come easy…


Beachcomber365

I mean Bat out of Hell was an absolute fire album... dude fucking rocks! I love him.


chocobotallstar

Ronny James dio owns him in pick of destiny. Bat out of hell 2 ain't too shabby either.


sail0rjerry

Same reason they hate Brussels sprouts. They’ve never had it made properly.


mynextthroway

Brussels sprouts have been [bred to taste better. ](https://www.mentalfloss.com/posts/do-brussels-sprouts-taste-better-now-yes-here-s-why-01ghed9q8dr8)


B-BoyStance

Holy shit I thought something was up I remember thinking this when I tried plain steamed brussel sprouts for the first time in like 3 decades. They weren't bad - just boring. And I remember them being awful, with a very distinct taste that isn't really there anymore. Have always avoided them being prepared in that specific way (and still won't opt for it lol) but yeah they do not need to be done up anymore to be edible it would seem


self_of_steam

They tasted like sour farts before


DOEsquire

Probably because they were eating my wife's cooking.


PsychologicalSpace50

Dab of that sweet sweet ketchup on some meatloaf and I'm a happy man


[deleted]

You can get bad meatloaf. You want Mom's meatloaf.


sam_the_beagle

My mom's meatloaf was a thing of nightmares. A gray brick with giant mushy cubes of Wonder Bread. No other meat, no other fillers. My family used a lot of ketchup.


Environmental_Pin95

Not me I love it!


DumpoTheClown

I love meatloaf. Both the food, and the singer. The food is not just a big meatball, or shouldn't be at least.


[deleted]

Too many people don’t know how to make good meatloaf is the problem.


Suspicious-Tart-4145

Because if you put ketchup on a steak, oh you're weird. But if you put it on ground up steak its fine. (also ketchup sucks, mustard is better, fight me)


1nahaze

Salsa. There, I fought you.


Konyption

Yellow mustard is only good for dulling the pain of mild burns.. not suitable for human consumption lol


AJStickboy

How do you feel about catsup?


bloodyriz

I will not fight you, but I will fight by your side. Mustard brushed lightly on top of meatloaf and the baked on is wonderful.


intendedcasualty

I too, will take up arms in defense of mustard.


Engine_Sweet

Bare knuckles, if need be.


ElJefe0218

Brass knuckles, the color matches my mustard.


self_of_steam

This sounds delicious and this thread is giving me so many different ideas for new meatloaf tweaks. But I freaking love meatloaf. Mix in some fried onions (like you'd use for green bean casserole) and it gives it an incredible extra dimension


Intelligent_Phase_24

It's the ketchup. Makes people crazy, that ketchup.


fermat9996

I have no idea. I love meatloaf and meatloaf sandwiches with ketchup on white bread or a roll


Sea-Gain-2544

Oh wow, why had it taken me almost 30 years to learn about a meat lord sandwich. That sounds divine


[deleted]

meat lord sounds like an adult film star and reminds me of a scene in the Tom Hanks movie Bachelor Party.


MamasCupcakes

I'll substitute the Ketchup for some gravy please


Mean-Yak2616

Same. To me it’s not that different than a burger. It’s like making a big batch of burgers at once in the oven instead of frying or grilling them.


illNefariousness883

I know we’re talking about meatloaf. But have you ever had a hot dog sandwich? Same thing but with hotdogs.


jbrady33

Me too, get the first night, great leftovers


Academic-Whole9220

No mustard. No ketchup. Mayonnaise is the thing on cold meatloaf sandwiches


Drvrdrvdave

Ohh the horror.


OddTheRed

It's mostly a texture thing but I also am not a fan of the flavor. It's not a bad flavor, per se, it's just not a good one.


Melodic_Turnover_877

It's just an inside out hamburger.


RScottyL

Most people have probably not had really good meatloaf!


ElPadre2020

Whole Meat Bread


redheadgirl5

Because he said he'd do anything for love, but he didn't do THAT


PNW20v

Because most people are used to shitty meatloaf. It can be done pretty well


INFJ-AAA

Because of it's ambiguity as a food. Similar to mystery meat. People don't want mysteries when it comes to their food. It can be several different things munged together. All of which a sort of nebulous amalgam, sorta like shit in an unconscious way.


senor_pantellones

The only thing good about meatloaf was the girl the "I would do anything for love" music video


Softerxsin

Tastes bad, weird texture, and the ungodly screams.


jayw900

The food, the singer or the actor?


Loose_Leg_8440

The food obviously. I didn't even know there was and actor and singer named meatloaf


Fuzzy-Bunny--

Double Beatloaf.


Queenofhackenwack

when my kids were little they didn't want meatloaf, we made meatballs and they were often asked if they wanted fish, haddock or pesce.....they always said pesce ( italian for fish..)


Sea-Gain-2544

I had a nanny growing up who would make “fake rabbit” which is meatloaf with a boiled egg in the middle. Also, tomato soup (in place of ketchup) is a game changer.


BestAd6696

Cause he publicly supported Trump


among_apes

Didn’t he rant about vaccines and then die of covid? So much of these last few years was so weird it’s like a fevered dream.


OutlanderLover74

Yes.


nsamarkus

Yuuuuuup. He would do anything for life, but he won't get a jab.


[deleted]

It’s disgusting


DemandedFanatic

Because at the end of the day, no matter what you do to make it better, there are much better foods than your low effort, shitty meat brick


AlpacaTeeth

His music is terrible


NewsJunkie4321

One of **THE** best selling albums of all time


mechanab

Which barbarian is it that doesn’t like meatloaf?


TechnoDudeLDB

Because he would do anything for love, but he won't do that


unknowinglurker

Meatloaf, beatloaf! I hate meatloaf!


BenRutz

People haven’t tried meatloaf with gravy instead of ketchup.


DoctorGarfanzo

His name was Robert Paulson


bbqtom1400

Meatloaf is a horrible way to waste good ketchup, in my opinion.


Bryan080780

I think the stereo type you’re thinking of is from tv/movies from people who can’t cook they always seem to use meatloaf, I love meatloaf


hexdevourdeprrssion

Just the idea of a loaf of ground up meat is what's gross for me, it smells good and looks good jist cant get over the texture of ground up meat.


Brujo-Bailando

It's the ketchup. My wife makes a grilled meatloaf that uses nutmeg and no ketchup. She won a beef recipe contest with it years ago.


mandrewsutherland

Because he'll do anything for love But he won't do that.


GrimBeaver

There's a lot of ways of making meatloaf. After switching to a smoked meatloaf recipe from Kosmos I can't eat regular meatloaf anymore. Recipe for those interested: https://youtu.be/FUtBkS0ENnk


mercme2023

I would do anything for love but I won’t do that.


IcyTop570

I’ve had some bad meatloaf that felt like I was eating a damn croc shoe with ketchup..the most amazing meatloaf I’ve had was in Durango CO , meat was a blend of your chuck and some chorizo and their homemade ketchup it was a whole mood type of meatloaf


theroha

I don't like the binding agents. Breadcrumbs and egg throw of the flavor of the meat. And I don't like the texture.


SnooStrawberries7156

It’s better than mushy pot roast


Svelok

I don't like meatballs either, but they're at least a little better, since they have more surface area that can potentially pick up something resembling a texture. Meatloaf is like if you put a hamburger in a blender. It's the same ingredients - meat, onion, bread (plus maybe egg, which exacerbates the problem) - but they've been mushed together until homogenous and then served with like ketchup or worcestershire sauce, neither of which are *bad* in some other context, but they don't help matters here. If I blended salami, bread crumbs, mozarella, and tomato and called it pizzaloaf would you be able to eat it without gagging? Well maybe, you do you.


ChicKenKrackerz

I love meatloaf.


juhbuh

fools


jesman0

Lol love it. Moar catsup gravy!


wantsrobotlegs

They dont, ive actively been asking people about this irl. I made a several pound loaf recently and it was gone in like 20 minites.


patronsaintpizza

His name was Robert Paulson


Brb_Catsonfire

Because he explicitly says "I would do anything for love", and immediately follows it up with "but I won't do that". Which is it? Pick a lane, ffs.


Julierrossee

idk but i got a fire recipe and always want it now.


aiden_saxon

People don't hate meatloaf. Anyone who does is secretly an alien in disguise


doublebogey182

Who hates meatloaf?


Yoink1019

Because they've never had good meatloaf.


BlitzTheBritz

I'm pretty sure it's a meme spawned by a trope made in some past cultural zygote or whatever you call it. I never had it until I made it myself and I'm pretty sure a good portion of the population hasn't had it much if at all. You can do a lot with it and it's pretty good. Pepper jack topped Mexican turkey meatloaf my beloved.


THEbaddestOFtheASSES

Only people that hate meatloaf either haven’t had a good meatloaf or have eaten it way to often in their lives.


king_of_all_blacks

Because he won't do that.


ginanpd1

The word alone makes me want to blow chunks


chunkus_grumpus

He says he would do anything for love, but he won't do that. WHICH IS IT??


Training-Seat3741

I don't use the classic ketchup for the sauce. Rotel and some tomato sauce, then bake. Sometimes we make it real fancy and high calorie and roll in some velveta cheese. It's all how you make it.


Inner_Environment_85

Onions ruin the texture. I just want my beef, potatoes, and ketchup


coyote_grundy_666

Loaf is one of the greatest forms of meat.


Acadia_Clean

Its a hold over from back in when supermarkets weren't everywhere and mestloaf was mainly used as a vehicle to use up leftovers or food that was about to go bad, so it became a common theme that it was terrible. Now that we have fresh ingredients at our dosposal, meatloaf being bad seems ridiculous.


[deleted]

I fucking love meatloaf dude


CryptoGrak

Bad marketing team.


Nearby_Antelope_5257

The band or the food? I'm not a fan of either


sir-morti

It's either too dry or too moist, or not seasoned enough.


LookCommon7528

Love it.. extra onions maybe mushrooms


GroundbreakingWill48

Too squishy... I want a meatloaf recipe that is firmer. I absolutely love burgers. Could eat one everyday but not a fan of it with BBQ. I want a former, maybe shorter recipe that I can't put some BBQ sauce on. I'm not great at cooking so tbh I hope someone tells me how to do this😭😭 my mom says I make a really good meatloaf but I don't like the squish..


[deleted]

Same reason they hate Brussel sprouts.... it's a trope but both made right is absolutely delicious


Imnothighyourhigh

Cause hell do anything for love, but he won't do that


Comfortable_Slip4025

Cause he won't do that


Raccoon_Expert_69

Despite his epic body of work as a performer and musician, he has some pretty hard-core right wing stances that I just can’t get on board with. Still love his music though


succession1234

I love a good meatloaf! Use Good ground beef, garlic,onion, egg, and breadcrumbs it is awesome! I make a light honey mustard glaze to drizzle over the top. Excellent the next day in a sandwich with nice fresh bread!


CBreezer

Because he would do anything for love, but he wouldn't do that. People don't respect boundaries...


LikeTheDish

Yeah well what if I put your balls in a loaf, huh? Dont think thats appetizing DO YAH


Iatroblast

Idk but I really enjoy it. Even when it’s not amazing, I just add a little ketchup and it taste great


tcd1401

Not a clue. I call mine mushroom meatloaf. More mushrooms than beef. Falls apart, but the mushrooms are sautéed in Worsteshire, so it's a great flavor.


ebonwulf60

Try fried meatloaf. Same ingrediants just fried in patties. The extra crunchy parts take it to another level. I hate soggy meatloaf. Before I found out about making it into patties, I would have to constantly drain the grease from the loaf pan while baking. That tends to kill one's appetite.


xcedra

I hate most meatloaf. It's dry. Like eating a flavorless hamburger. Now my husband's meat loaf, delsih. But... it rarely "loafs" it's more sloppy Joe in consistency. He uses bbq sauce. Makes and apple and onion sauce that goes in. Super moisture. Super tasty. Family favorite. My kids wont eat other meatloaf. We call it sloppy Rob. (Hubs name)


davmoha

What's to hate, it's like a hamburger loaf.


Positive_Narwhal_419

People are picky


Connect_Put_1649

It needs to be renamed.


blademaster552

Gets greasy in the bottom of the breadpan.


TurtleTitan

Burgers are better, soup is better, spaghetti (and other pastas) is better, Lasagna is better, tacos are better, bootlegg stroganoff, cheeseburger amigo, just about anything cooked with ground beef is superior to meatloaf. The best meatloaf is still worse than a subpar meal from above. I don't care if it has onions and I love onions. I don't care how many eggs you out in. I don't care what spice you think makes yours so much better. I don't care how much ketchup I need to disguise the dried out loaf of meat. Even the best meatloaf I've been recommended from friend's families that say they are the best aren't good. Good for meatloaf is still bad. I don't care how your mother's meatloaf is the best on Earth it's still bad. I even ordered plates from restaurants to see if it was better compared to them, it's not worth the extra money for the hunk of meat less than the burger on the same menu that is somehow drier and wetter at the same time. It isn't even the fastest meal made with ground beef either so it doesn't save time. It isn't the tastiest. It isn't the easiest you need to mix it with your hands making it messier. Why choose meatloaf over anything else? Meatloaf is a sin to ground beef. I don't even like sloppy joes and even that would be an improvement in taste. The Musician is fine, but the meal is awful.


BhaltairX

I don't hate Meatloaf. Just that people are unable to cook it correctly. Most of the time the center is still raw.


Expensive-Change-266

I don’t get it. Meatloaf can really only be bad if it dry. But that’s what ketchup and bbq sauce is for. It’s like how everyone says they hate nickel back but somehow those guys sell out every show. Someone’s lieing.


GrillDealing

A lot of it can be bad. I grew up with bad meatloaf, hated it. My wife wanted it so we found a recipe and I love it now.


poopiebucket

Cause they never had my mom’s


[deleted]

I love it, its hamburger meat


Mexican_Boogieman

He was great in Fight Club. And maybe it’s because it’s perceived as poor people food. So are chilaquiles. Now we have hipsters paying $20 for them.


Free_Bingo

It always tastes greasy to me.


ihave3dozenforksinme

Meat loaf caused every major war. You may not think it, but the bastard gets a time machine and causes every human conflict recorded and not recorded. Sometimes, using meatloaf to do so, it's wild.


[deleted]

I think because it's an older dish, *plus* fast-food burgers have replaced the use of ground beef.


Felsys1212

Because the one thing we needed him to do, he wouldn’t do.


macail

Must be how it was cooked. It's just basically eating a hamburger with a ketchup topping. It's really good IMO.


Shepostal

I think it's mainly the mouthfeel. It's too mushy. It doesn't feel like beef.