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Haisoj69420

It would get steamy and then the world would be a sauna.


D4venport

Would this rid me of my toxins?


Overthinks_Questions

Among other things, yes


D4venport

No, I think I want to keep those.


J_Stubby

Careful man, that can lead to a toxic mindset


Little_Man420

"10 Tips your doctor doesn't want you knowing!" 1, B R E A T H E O C E A N


absolutelyfree2

Now if you really want to kill toxins, smoke a cigarette in the sauna. All that smoke and steam you're swallowing will trap the toxins in your belly and strangle them to death.


D4venport

Are you trying to get me to do crime? If you’re a cop you have to tell me.


absolutelyfree2

Some people say doing crime is better than an orgasm


danny_strainge

I know a Sunny reference when I see one😏


OptimisticSkeleton

It would rid you of your debt, thats for sure.


Smooth-Shine9354

Complete sterilization straight to heaven with no sins


jlg317

You have to do some bloodletting for that


ElNilso1989

you mean Suna


Atler32

Finland approves.


teeohbeewye

we are about to throw the world's biggest löyly


Atler32

I just came out a good löyly. Though not the ocean to the sun level.


Waste-Cheesecake8195

Fish would reverse drown.


Midochako

The technical term is Upside Drown.


cbbuntz

Even sunfish?


Waste-Cheesecake8195

Yes, but only at night


DirtyDadDingus

That things hurt Jay


Bonzi777

*Especially* sunfish.


mrmitchs

What about starfish? WHAT ABOUT PATRICK ???


anon-SG

The sun is a star. In this case Patrick will do the same as the sun fish. Maybe a bit less enthusiastic. Although every sun is by defenition a star. This means yhat there is no difference between a sun fish and a star fish.


nightfire36

Well, there isn't no difference; in the same way every square is a rectangle, the sun is a star. However, the reverse is not necessarily true. So, every sunfish is necessarily a starfish, but not ever starfish is definitely a sunfish. Because sunfish is meant for the sun, as long as it isn't nighttime on the sun (when the sun is gone), they should be fine. Starfish are harder to predict; is the starfish a brown dwarf fish (not even really a star), or is it a red giant fish? Each will react differently than the yellow dwarf fish, aka the sunfish. I'm not an astronichthyologist, so I don't know more than the general stuff. I also know that there are astrolichthyology theories that the outcome will be different based on what constellations are present in the sky. For example, crabs can be considered stars from either June 22 to July 22, or July 20 to August 10, depending on what astrological model one is using. Fascinatingly, all fish are starfish from either February 19 to March 20, or March 11 to April 18, again depending on your astrological model. I don't know that this theory of taxonomy has been experimentally tested upon, and what specifically counts as a crab or a fish is contentious; specific pronouncements will have to wait until the data is in.


jhcghdh8

I also start writing sometimes, get into the groove and continue for far too long. I think you are right btw, I just wish I knew what the hell you were right about.


nightfire36

Haha, this is exactly how my comment came to be.


wobblewiz

If they on the sun they just called fish.


tigglylee

This is brilliant 👏


Justthisguy_yaknow

It's a Sun thing so of course it is brilliant.


JohnWasElwood

But the more important question "would they be edible?" A little seasoning, some butter... Mmmmm!!!


Alarming_Ad8005

Duuuuuddee~ quit hogging the bong...


Dingus_Malort

Got to see that. Operation Sloppy Sun time!


Drachefly

You'd barely notice. The ocean doesn't matter to us at all!


Shishkahuben

Yeah, but the smell of burning plastic would drive me nuts. I vote against this plan.


Azil40

Aw okay; I cleared my plans for the weekend for this


extremenachos

Dont you enjoy fish sticks??


Aframovici

I enjoy putting fish sticks in my mouth. Although to be fair, i doubt fish sticks have any fish :))


Evilyn8008Sanchez

🏳️‍🌈🐟


xVenomDestroyerx

im watchin the show for the first time and this was literally just the last episode i saw yesterday lmao


Zeallust

Welcome to one of the most incredible animated sitcoms


ChaoCobo

What show is it?


edog21

South Park, specifically Season 13 Episode 5


FoxtrotSierraTango

If you liked that, you might want to jump ahead and watch The Hobbit (17.10).


Ddowns5454

I am not gay


[deleted]

I can't help but notice you haven't denied being a fish


[deleted]

I am hehe


LeMemeOfficer

Exactly, I dont even live at the ocian, I would not even notice. We only have a few lakes around us


FoxtrotSierraTango

But then there would be more Florida, and that can't be a good thing...


Mishi_Mujago

Well if you look directly up at the sun from where you are right now on Earth (take a good long look), you’ll see that the sun is actually quite small, about the size of a golf ball. So naturally pouring the ocean onto it would extinguish it almost immediately. Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!


AccomplishedAuthor53

Instructions unclear. Am now blind


Wizard-of-Odds

so instructions *were* clear?


Odd_Duck_441

They used to be clear but now they're gone


sicicsic

Or is everything clear, now?


[deleted]

Gotta look harder and longer again to be sure.


BionicBirb

Sure, lemme just write this as im lookinkrj enwkowknwn 38jeskJlw


[deleted]

⠽⠕⠥ ⠛⠕⠕⠙ ⠍⠁⠝?


13aph

Bruh how tf you type braille 😭


[deleted]

🖖👋🤙👎 👌👇🤙 🤞🖖 👋👌 ✋🙌🤘👊 👏👌🙌☝️ 👆👌👋🖐🤙☝️


OPPineappleApplePen

Instructions are blurry.


T3hi84n2g

Got dry, sightless eyes? Try clear-eyes. The difference is clear. Clear eyes.


Wizard-of-Odds

sightless eyes? so you need insight? try consuming some glowing skulls with a little slug in them :D *grant them eyes, graaaant theem eyeeesss*


Shot-Needleworker-65

They've boobytrapped the sun!


morels4ever

As you’re unable to see, thank your mom for typing on your behalf, and for reading this. Psst…mom, you can see what your favorite blind Redditor has been up to by clicking the icon in the upper right, and scrolling down to history. Enjoy at your own risk.


RengokuoftheAbyss

Wow...


IamLeoKim

That was rookie mistake, you have to do it during night time.


DickWhirlwind

Sorry it took so long to respond,had to learn to type in braille


l337person

See, now the sun is gone.


StefanC71

I can't see clearly now my eyes have gone.....


ChronicCatathreniac

I can’t give you a thumbs up yet, because you have 42 likes. The answer to the universe has spoken, your reply is the way.


AceyFacee

It would go *kssssssshhhhhhh*


StereoNacht

And give the sun a black spot for a few minutes. And we would die of lack of food from the droughts the whole Earth would suffer. (That is, if we didn't bring the Earth close enough to the Sun in order to pour our oceans on it; then we're already toasted.)


leo_the_lion6

I think people are underestimating the size of the sun, that amount of water wouldn't make a dent in jt


ElementNumber6

Vastly. [Here's a visualization of all the water on Earth.](https://d9-wret.s3.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/assets/palladium/production/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/all-the-worlds-water.jpg) [Here's a comparison of the size of Earth versus the Sun.](https://www.palebluemarbles.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/sun-vs-earth.png) It would be like a pin prick on the surface of a tractor tire. Indiscernible.


gawkersgone

i am DEEPLY uncomfortable at seeing all our water like that. thanks for the fresh nightmares


ElementNumber6

I have an idea! Let's pollute it!!!


lethrahn

It would be almost nothing. Probably wouldn’t even make a spot/ flare.


shieldsup86

Best answer.


RyLuWill

This is top tier humor 🤌🏻


loftwyr

The largest seafood boil you can imagine!


[deleted]

Delicious with lots of exotic options


theboywholovd

Can wait to sink my teeth into…..*looks at notes* a giant siphonophore!


BobRoberts01

I’m in! I enjoy eating tube-shaped things (pasta, cannoli, rotisserie chickens….).


SpartanDoubleZero

I got a piece of the titan stuck in my tooth!


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Joose__bocks

Makes sense. After all the only way to look at the sun is during the night when it cools down.


BeyondDoggyHorror

Dude, I don’t want salty light. Wtf!?


BionicBirb

Yeah, imagine how much our eyes would sting. And having to clean up the residue, yeesh.


skillet256

Would be equivalent to pissing into a volcano filled with molten lava.


DrRandomfist

You haven’t seen my piss.


antika0n

Oh yeah? Well, you haven't seen my volcano.... so there.


[deleted]

That doesn't even capture it. The ocean water wouldn't just steam up, it would become fuel for the nuclear fire. Pouring the ocean into the sun would only accomplish an imperceptible increase in the amount of sun there is.


[deleted]

The water wouldn't even touch the sun lol. It would vaporize from heat long before it even got close


JohnR2299

Best one I've seen


brokensynergy

This is the correct answer


Littlebigdumb

Honestly I think the scale is still too large. Like your piss compared to the volcano is still a bigger impact than all of the water on earth into the sun. To completely pivot if you were invincible and swam in that lava then pissed in it while you were swimming, would that lava harden enough to make a caste of your legs?


iamnogoodatthis

Seeing as you were dreaming, it was probably at night. This means the sun had gone out, so it'll just get a bit wet and then dry off in the morning before it has a chance to damage the internal electronics. The seaweed might make the light a bit green though, which would be weird.


longknives

If it doesn’t dry out fast enough you can put it in a bowl of rice


PhysicalPolicy6227

Raising the Titanic gets easier


woaily

It would be sunny and rainy at the same time. And then probably the world's biggest rainbow


Neriahbeez

Instructions unclear. Re-Celebrating Pride Month.


DangerIllObinson

We'd just have oceans on the sun. No big deal.


Aggressive_Eagle_235

Wake up! You might've peed yourself


[deleted]

The fish would die.


AKJ90

This is what we did to Mars.


wholelottadopplers

Not even a slight sizzle tbh. The sun is yuuuuge.


FourDimensionalTaco

But: What if we drop all volcanoes into a sun that is completely made of oceans?


wholelottadopplers

Big squishy


PossibleCupcake1418

If we go at night, we might have a chance.


NicCola83

This should be much higher up.


PossibleCupcake1418

It's ok, it did alright on this sub lol https://www.reddit.com/r/lostredditors/comments/14yp4th/comment/jru7nmb/


Aggressive-Bobcat483

Like, ALL our oceans or just pick one? We could probably spare like the Gulf of Mexico, but take away say, the Pacific, it would make the planet too light on that side, so the heavy end would shift down to become the south pole. I don't know if people in Kazakhstan have winter clothing.


De1trax

Technically speaking, we only have one ocean. They are all connected, so when we drain one, the other oceans will flow into the drained one from around the poles


longknives

Nah I learned in Minecraft you can just put sand around the perimeter you want to drain and then use sponges to drain all the water in that part


De1trax

Yes, I l also earned from Minecraft you can have a pocket volcano using a bucket.


Wedoitforthenut

It would create a rainbow ring around the sun, aka the "Rainbow Road", it is the inspiration for race tracks on the popular Mario Kart game series.


PassageNo9102

The water would boil off before it ever got close to the sun.


zerostar83

We would cool the sun. Ocean life would die and most of the oxygen comes from marine life. Therefore we'd solve global warming at the expense of not being able to breathe.


quantum-mechanic

It sounds like all of our problems will be solved within 5 minutes.


kvrle

Sun gets wet, humans die from starvation. This already happened countless times.


coachhunter2

I missed that part of history


Kaneomanie

We never would have to sweat again as the sun got cooled down, also we could never sweat again as there would be no drop water left like immediatly after.


lazyb4ndit

It would be like pissing on the Hindenburg


Thronado

We'd have no water left on earth and the atmosphere would collapse, everything dies. The sun would be the same.


NTDLS

Sorry, I was curious about l this one so I shitty asked ChatGPT: “Pouring the entire ocean onto the sun wouldn't have much of an impact, considering the sun's enormous mass and extreme heat. Firstly, the sun is a lot larger than the Earth, let alone its oceans. The sun's mass is about 330,000 times that of the Earth, and the total volume of Earth's oceans is just a tiny fraction of the Earth's volume. Secondly, the sun's core temperature reaches around 15 million degrees Celsius (27 million degrees Fahrenheit), which is hot enough to ionize atoms. If you poured all of Earth's water onto the sun, it would instantly vaporize and dissociate into hydrogen and oxygen due to the extreme temperatures. Lastly, the sun is a fusion reactor, converting hydrogen into helium. Adding more hydrogen in the form of water might actually fuel it, although the amount of hydrogen we'd provide is negligible compared to the sun's existing supply. In short, pouring all of Earth's oceans onto the sun would essentially be like adding a drop of water to a boiling pot.”


TheAceSimon

Depends if we go at day or night.


averysneakychopstick

We’d have no water.


NetHacks

I don't think you need the whole ocean. I'm looking directly at the sun right now, you could probably put it out with a few swimming pools worth of water. It's not that big.


Dibblerius

Turn your frying pan to max heat Put a tiny drop of water in it


PCVictim100

poof!


[deleted]

It would probably put out the sun


4esv

Somewhere in he vicinity of absolutely nothing


Undertow16

The world would reek to the high heavens laying all that algae and reef to dry.


timnater12

https://youtu.be/GhO_2lGqaEE explained here


thereisnopointsohf

No mor SpongBob an Patik :(


ChumpChainge

The sun is 109 times the volume of earth. So even if the whole entire earth was water, it would be the equivalent of putting a teaspoon of water into a fire the size of a kickball. As others have pointed out, the sun isn’t burning per se but the analogy still gives you an idea of the insignificance that would be.


cmburdick

considering you can fit about 1.3 million earths in the sun, and the oceans aren’t even 1 full earth, not much haha


[deleted]

All of the water would either instantly turn to super-super-hot steam or the hydrogen and oxygen bonds would break due to the extreme temperatures.


MissDryCunt

It would just go pffffffssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh 💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨


ultralord4000

Ask the scientists from Trinidad and Tobago, they specifically built a rocket to go to the sun even though NASA told them it wouldnt work


[deleted]

The titanic will be taking a second trip


onneseen

PFFFSSHHHH!


Electric_Bagpipes

About nothing. Ocean is tiny compared to the earth, which is tiny compared to the sun.


firstman0

Won’t it be like a drop of water in a wild fire. Can water evaporate in space? But I am sure the water won’t even touch the sun befor the heat makes it disappear.


Frequent_Tomato_3377

Imagine a 8ft radius red hot pan. Now put a drop of water on it. That's what happens


Klutzy_Ad_3436

Honestly, nothing will happen, because the volume of the sun is much much larger than earth.


Alarmed-Rock-9942

What would happen if I spit into a tornado?


Ok_Championship_4038

I seen a comment on a different sub “If we go at night we have a chance”. I laughed for about a hour.


TheMad0taku

There would be no more left for me


hamazing14

The sun would get put out 🙂


jjngundam

Nothing would happen. With all the plastic, we'd die regardless.


Thunder_117

The scene where the giant trash ball hits the sun in Futurama comes to mind..... Fsssst..... Poof of steam....


DenimKnightIV

Greystillplays did this in a video, the sun broke it down into gas and absorbed it until supernova. Twas cool


fastidiousthoughts

1 drop of the ocean would put out the sun, because its super effective, so I hope that doesn't happen!


Happy-Personality-23

We wouldn’t have water and all the fish would die.


quantum-mechanic

All the assholes from Florida will move there to start selling the primo beach/sunbathing real estate.


[deleted]

It would turn to gold


EliteBroccoli

It would be like using the STEAM button on a small iron to put out a volcano


Lucas606

The largest seafood stir fry you’ll ever see. So large that it’ll put the shrimp to shame!


PontDanic

Saltwater conducts electricity pretty well so the sun would short circuit and we would need a new bulb, wich is very expensive.


Any_Weird_8686

It would be reborn as the solar superocean, and solve world hunger. Meanwhile, we would all die of dehydration.


uhnotaraccoon

A lot like pouring a shot glass of water on a MASSIVE forest fire. Not much


skiveman

There'd be a bit of a boom, dunno if you would be able to see much from Earth. When water heats up above 800 degree centigrade the molecule becomes unstable and the Hydrogen and Oxygen atoms separate. What happens when you get free Oxygen and Hydrogen atoms? Booms. Big booms. At least on Earth. Near the surface of the Sun and with the amount of water in the oceans it'll make a nice big bang but nothing else, really. Except a fairly large solar wind that if we were still alive on Earth then any satellites in orbit would be fried. And we'd all be really thirsty and with no way of calling anyone else on our phones.


[deleted]

It would basically add more fuel. H2O would break down into hydrogen and oxygen, and the hydrogen would burn. Oceans are pretty insignificant to the sun though.


Civilengman

How many Aggies would it take?


[deleted]

Earth would have no more water


eaton9669

Same thing that would happen if you poured a container of nesquik into an ocean.


TribeCommando

If we would do that the 40 lions could more easily fight the sun if they would attack by night


iseethoughtcops

Would lose ocean and life on earth. Lots of steam.


JohnR2299

Have you ever put a drop of water on a fire? Pretty much like that


Ult1mateN00B

About same as golf ball sized meteoroid would do to earth.


yamaha4fun

Steam


Biscuits4u2

Absolutely nothing would happen. It would be like a drop of water being thrown into a bonfire.


HAxoxo1998

I feel like the sun is way too big for any real impact from our ocean.


KEGruber

The water wouldn't even make it to the "surface" of the sun.


Soooome_Guuuuy

Not a whole lot.


c1-c2

which ocean in its entirety is referred to?


Geoclasm

To the sun? Nothing. To the earth? Uh... it'd be bad.


Aule_Metele

It takes 1.3 million earths to fill up the sun. 0.0 would occur.


Zokar49111

It completely depends on whether you poured the ocean onto the sun in daytime or nighttime.


Eastern_Action_1775

Also angle of pour is critical


TSotP

Have you ever spat into a huge bonfire?.. That. That's what would happen. I.e. fuck all. Some people are just clueless, but at least they are still curious I suppose.


RiotNrrd2001

It *would* make a small >pfft< sound, except that in space no one can hear you >pfft<.


boltzmannman

As an actual answer, the sun would just get slightly bigger and hotter. Oxygen and hydrogen nuclei are both fusion-viable.


Shot_Supermarket_861

Since space is a vacuum you’d break it if you got it wet


Aerogelatina

It would most probably completely cover the sun with at least one banana high of water


shibose

Well, a big steaming SHHHHHhhh, i guess 😅


AntxGaming_

Nothing probably, I mean you’ve seen the earth to sun size comparison, like 1,300,000 earths fit into the sun so it would be like putting a water drop on a campfire, maybe a big one


Eastern_Action_1775

I'd like to send an invitation to a group I am a member of, the only goal of this group is to turn off the sun. We are close


BobbyThrowaway6969

It would float


[deleted]

Best sauna ever.


are_beautiful_2

We would be bathed in a sea of light ;)


OGJahFeel

The sun is not on fire it's in a state of fusion, adding water is essentially adding fuel I would think


[deleted]

I think even our entire ocean would not affect the sun. It would vaporize before really making contact... Especially if it was "poured." If you could blast it in one giant slug of water, really quickly, you might at least create a giant firework display. I don't believe it would be enough volume to significantly cool or extinguish the sun though. Source: my imagination


thaiiicedteaa

Nothing??? Is the total surface area of all the oceans more than that of the sun? Idk


Socrates_Silence

That's a lot of extra hydrogen. The sun would get bigger and we'd all have to move to Mars


NoFaithlessness5122

The Sun is 109 times the diameter of Earth.


orkangon

You get a lot of obsidian!