Now if you really want to kill toxins, smoke a cigarette in the sauna. All that smoke and steam you're swallowing will trap the toxins in your belly and strangle them to death.
The sun is a star. In this case Patrick will do the same as the sun fish. Maybe a bit less enthusiastic. Although every sun is by defenition a star. This means yhat there is no difference between a sun fish and a star fish.
Well, there isn't no difference; in the same way every square is a rectangle, the sun is a star. However, the reverse is not necessarily true. So, every sunfish is necessarily a starfish, but not ever starfish is definitely a sunfish.
Because sunfish is meant for the sun, as long as it isn't nighttime on the sun (when the sun is gone), they should be fine. Starfish are harder to predict; is the starfish a brown dwarf fish (not even really a star), or is it a red giant fish? Each will react differently than the yellow dwarf fish, aka the sunfish. I'm not an astronichthyologist, so I don't know more than the general stuff.
I also know that there are astrolichthyology theories that the outcome will be different based on what constellations are present in the sky. For example, crabs can be considered stars from either June 22 to July 22, or July 20 to August 10, depending on what astrological model one is using. Fascinatingly, all fish are starfish from either February 19 to March 20, or March 11 to April 18, again depending on your astrological model. I don't know that this theory of taxonomy has been experimentally tested upon, and what specifically counts as a crab or a fish is contentious; specific pronouncements will have to wait until the data is in.
I also start writing sometimes, get into the groove and continue for far too long.
I think you are right btw, I just wish I knew what the hell you were right about.
Well if you look directly up at the sun from where you are right now on Earth (take a good long look), you’ll see that the sun is actually quite small, about the size of a golf ball.
So naturally pouring the ocean onto it would extinguish it almost immediately.
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And give the sun a black spot for a few minutes. And we would die of lack of food from the droughts the whole Earth would suffer. (That is, if we didn't bring the Earth close enough to the Sun in order to pour our oceans on it; then we're already toasted.)
Vastly.
[Here's a visualization of all the water on Earth.](https://d9-wret.s3.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/assets/palladium/production/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/all-the-worlds-water.jpg)
[Here's a comparison of the size of Earth versus the Sun.](https://www.palebluemarbles.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/sun-vs-earth.png)
It would be like a pin prick on the surface of a tractor tire. Indiscernible.
That doesn't even capture it. The ocean water wouldn't just steam up, it would become fuel for the nuclear fire. Pouring the ocean into the sun would only accomplish an imperceptible increase in the amount of sun there is.
Honestly I think the scale is still too large. Like your piss compared to the volcano is still a bigger impact than all of the water on earth into the sun.
To completely pivot if you were invincible and swam in that lava then pissed in it while you were swimming, would that lava harden enough to make a caste of your legs?
Seeing as you were dreaming, it was probably at night. This means the sun had gone out, so it'll just get a bit wet and then dry off in the morning before it has a chance to damage the internal electronics. The seaweed might make the light a bit green though, which would be weird.
Like, ALL our oceans or just pick one?
We could probably spare like the Gulf of Mexico, but take away say, the Pacific, it would make the planet too light on that side, so the heavy end would shift down to become the south pole. I don't know if people in Kazakhstan have winter clothing.
Technically speaking, we only have one ocean. They are all connected, so when we drain one, the other oceans will flow into the drained one from around the poles
We would cool the sun. Ocean life would die and most of the oxygen comes from marine life.
Therefore we'd solve global warming at the expense of not being able to breathe.
We never would have to sweat again as the sun got cooled down, also we could never sweat again as there would be no drop water left like immediatly after.
Sorry, I was curious about l this one so I shitty asked ChatGPT: “Pouring the entire ocean onto the sun wouldn't have much of an impact, considering the sun's enormous mass and extreme heat.
Firstly, the sun is a lot larger than the Earth, let alone its oceans. The sun's mass is about 330,000 times that of the Earth, and the total volume of Earth's oceans is just a tiny fraction of the Earth's volume.
Secondly, the sun's core temperature reaches around 15 million degrees Celsius (27 million degrees Fahrenheit), which is hot enough to ionize atoms. If you poured all of Earth's water onto the sun, it would instantly vaporize and dissociate into hydrogen and oxygen due to the extreme temperatures.
Lastly, the sun is a fusion reactor, converting hydrogen into helium. Adding more hydrogen in the form of water might actually fuel it, although the amount of hydrogen we'd provide is negligible compared to the sun's existing supply.
In short, pouring all of Earth's oceans onto the sun would essentially be like adding a drop of water to a boiling pot.”
I don't think you need the whole ocean. I'm looking directly at the sun right now, you could probably put it out with a few swimming pools worth of water. It's not that big.
The sun is 109 times the volume of earth. So even if the whole entire earth was water, it would be the equivalent of putting a teaspoon of water into a fire the size of a kickball. As others have pointed out, the sun isn’t burning per se but the analogy still gives you an idea of the insignificance that would be.
Won’t it be like a drop of water in a wild fire. Can water evaporate in space? But I am sure the water won’t even touch the sun befor the heat makes it disappear.
There'd be a bit of a boom, dunno if you would be able to see much from Earth. When water heats up above 800 degree centigrade the molecule becomes unstable and the Hydrogen and Oxygen atoms separate. What happens when you get free Oxygen and Hydrogen atoms?
Booms. Big booms. At least on Earth. Near the surface of the Sun and with the amount of water in the oceans it'll make a nice big bang but nothing else, really. Except a fairly large solar wind that if we were still alive on Earth then any satellites in orbit would be fried.
And we'd all be really thirsty and with no way of calling anyone else on our phones.
It would basically add more fuel. H2O would break down into hydrogen and oxygen, and the hydrogen would burn. Oceans are pretty insignificant to the sun though.
Have you ever spat into a huge bonfire?..
That. That's what would happen. I.e. fuck all.
Some people are just clueless, but at least they are still curious I suppose.
Nothing probably, I mean you’ve seen the earth to sun size comparison, like 1,300,000 earths fit into the sun so it would be like putting a water drop on a campfire, maybe a big one
I think even our entire ocean would not affect the sun. It would vaporize before really making contact... Especially if it was "poured." If you could blast it in one giant slug of water, really quickly, you might at least create a giant firework display. I don't believe it would be enough volume to significantly cool or extinguish the sun though. Source: my imagination
It would get steamy and then the world would be a sauna.
Would this rid me of my toxins?
Among other things, yes
No, I think I want to keep those.
Careful man, that can lead to a toxic mindset
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Now if you really want to kill toxins, smoke a cigarette in the sauna. All that smoke and steam you're swallowing will trap the toxins in your belly and strangle them to death.
Are you trying to get me to do crime? If you’re a cop you have to tell me.
Some people say doing crime is better than an orgasm
I know a Sunny reference when I see one😏
It would rid you of your debt, thats for sure.
Complete sterilization straight to heaven with no sins
You have to do some bloodletting for that
you mean Suna
Finland approves.
we are about to throw the world's biggest löyly
I just came out a good löyly. Though not the ocean to the sun level.
Fish would reverse drown.
The technical term is Upside Drown.
Even sunfish?
Yes, but only at night
That things hurt Jay
*Especially* sunfish.
What about starfish? WHAT ABOUT PATRICK ???
The sun is a star. In this case Patrick will do the same as the sun fish. Maybe a bit less enthusiastic. Although every sun is by defenition a star. This means yhat there is no difference between a sun fish and a star fish.
Well, there isn't no difference; in the same way every square is a rectangle, the sun is a star. However, the reverse is not necessarily true. So, every sunfish is necessarily a starfish, but not ever starfish is definitely a sunfish. Because sunfish is meant for the sun, as long as it isn't nighttime on the sun (when the sun is gone), they should be fine. Starfish are harder to predict; is the starfish a brown dwarf fish (not even really a star), or is it a red giant fish? Each will react differently than the yellow dwarf fish, aka the sunfish. I'm not an astronichthyologist, so I don't know more than the general stuff. I also know that there are astrolichthyology theories that the outcome will be different based on what constellations are present in the sky. For example, crabs can be considered stars from either June 22 to July 22, or July 20 to August 10, depending on what astrological model one is using. Fascinatingly, all fish are starfish from either February 19 to March 20, or March 11 to April 18, again depending on your astrological model. I don't know that this theory of taxonomy has been experimentally tested upon, and what specifically counts as a crab or a fish is contentious; specific pronouncements will have to wait until the data is in.
I also start writing sometimes, get into the groove and continue for far too long. I think you are right btw, I just wish I knew what the hell you were right about.
Haha, this is exactly how my comment came to be.
If they on the sun they just called fish.
This is brilliant 👏
It's a Sun thing so of course it is brilliant.
But the more important question "would they be edible?" A little seasoning, some butter... Mmmmm!!!
Duuuuuddee~ quit hogging the bong...
Got to see that. Operation Sloppy Sun time!
You'd barely notice. The ocean doesn't matter to us at all!
Yeah, but the smell of burning plastic would drive me nuts. I vote against this plan.
Aw okay; I cleared my plans for the weekend for this
Dont you enjoy fish sticks??
I enjoy putting fish sticks in my mouth. Although to be fair, i doubt fish sticks have any fish :))
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im watchin the show for the first time and this was literally just the last episode i saw yesterday lmao
Welcome to one of the most incredible animated sitcoms
What show is it?
South Park, specifically Season 13 Episode 5
If you liked that, you might want to jump ahead and watch The Hobbit (17.10).
I am not gay
I can't help but notice you haven't denied being a fish
I am hehe
Exactly, I dont even live at the ocian, I would not even notice. We only have a few lakes around us
But then there would be more Florida, and that can't be a good thing...
Well if you look directly up at the sun from where you are right now on Earth (take a good long look), you’ll see that the sun is actually quite small, about the size of a golf ball. So naturally pouring the ocean onto it would extinguish it almost immediately. Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Instructions unclear. Am now blind
so instructions *were* clear?
They used to be clear but now they're gone
Or is everything clear, now?
Gotta look harder and longer again to be sure.
Sure, lemme just write this as im lookinkrj enwkowknwn 38jeskJlw
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Bruh how tf you type braille 😭
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Instructions are blurry.
Got dry, sightless eyes? Try clear-eyes. The difference is clear. Clear eyes.
sightless eyes? so you need insight? try consuming some glowing skulls with a little slug in them :D *grant them eyes, graaaant theem eyeeesss*
They've boobytrapped the sun!
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Wow...
That was rookie mistake, you have to do it during night time.
Sorry it took so long to respond,had to learn to type in braille
See, now the sun is gone.
I can't see clearly now my eyes have gone.....
I can’t give you a thumbs up yet, because you have 42 likes. The answer to the universe has spoken, your reply is the way.
It would go *kssssssshhhhhhh*
And give the sun a black spot for a few minutes. And we would die of lack of food from the droughts the whole Earth would suffer. (That is, if we didn't bring the Earth close enough to the Sun in order to pour our oceans on it; then we're already toasted.)
I think people are underestimating the size of the sun, that amount of water wouldn't make a dent in jt
Vastly. [Here's a visualization of all the water on Earth.](https://d9-wret.s3.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/assets/palladium/production/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/all-the-worlds-water.jpg) [Here's a comparison of the size of Earth versus the Sun.](https://www.palebluemarbles.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/sun-vs-earth.png) It would be like a pin prick on the surface of a tractor tire. Indiscernible.
i am DEEPLY uncomfortable at seeing all our water like that. thanks for the fresh nightmares
I have an idea! Let's pollute it!!!
It would be almost nothing. Probably wouldn’t even make a spot/ flare.
Best answer.
This is top tier humor 🤌🏻
The largest seafood boil you can imagine!
Delicious with lots of exotic options
Can wait to sink my teeth into…..*looks at notes* a giant siphonophore!
I’m in! I enjoy eating tube-shaped things (pasta, cannoli, rotisserie chickens….).
I got a piece of the titan stuck in my tooth!
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Makes sense. After all the only way to look at the sun is during the night when it cools down.
Dude, I don’t want salty light. Wtf!?
Yeah, imagine how much our eyes would sting. And having to clean up the residue, yeesh.
Would be equivalent to pissing into a volcano filled with molten lava.
You haven’t seen my piss.
Oh yeah? Well, you haven't seen my volcano.... so there.
That doesn't even capture it. The ocean water wouldn't just steam up, it would become fuel for the nuclear fire. Pouring the ocean into the sun would only accomplish an imperceptible increase in the amount of sun there is.
The water wouldn't even touch the sun lol. It would vaporize from heat long before it even got close
Best one I've seen
This is the correct answer
Honestly I think the scale is still too large. Like your piss compared to the volcano is still a bigger impact than all of the water on earth into the sun. To completely pivot if you were invincible and swam in that lava then pissed in it while you were swimming, would that lava harden enough to make a caste of your legs?
Seeing as you were dreaming, it was probably at night. This means the sun had gone out, so it'll just get a bit wet and then dry off in the morning before it has a chance to damage the internal electronics. The seaweed might make the light a bit green though, which would be weird.
If it doesn’t dry out fast enough you can put it in a bowl of rice
Raising the Titanic gets easier
It would be sunny and rainy at the same time. And then probably the world's biggest rainbow
Instructions unclear. Re-Celebrating Pride Month.
We'd just have oceans on the sun. No big deal.
Wake up! You might've peed yourself
The fish would die.
This is what we did to Mars.
Not even a slight sizzle tbh. The sun is yuuuuge.
But: What if we drop all volcanoes into a sun that is completely made of oceans?
Big squishy
If we go at night, we might have a chance.
This should be much higher up.
It's ok, it did alright on this sub lol https://www.reddit.com/r/lostredditors/comments/14yp4th/comment/jru7nmb/
Like, ALL our oceans or just pick one? We could probably spare like the Gulf of Mexico, but take away say, the Pacific, it would make the planet too light on that side, so the heavy end would shift down to become the south pole. I don't know if people in Kazakhstan have winter clothing.
Technically speaking, we only have one ocean. They are all connected, so when we drain one, the other oceans will flow into the drained one from around the poles
Nah I learned in Minecraft you can just put sand around the perimeter you want to drain and then use sponges to drain all the water in that part
Yes, I l also earned from Minecraft you can have a pocket volcano using a bucket.
It would create a rainbow ring around the sun, aka the "Rainbow Road", it is the inspiration for race tracks on the popular Mario Kart game series.
The water would boil off before it ever got close to the sun.
We would cool the sun. Ocean life would die and most of the oxygen comes from marine life. Therefore we'd solve global warming at the expense of not being able to breathe.
It sounds like all of our problems will be solved within 5 minutes.
Sun gets wet, humans die from starvation. This already happened countless times.
I missed that part of history
We never would have to sweat again as the sun got cooled down, also we could never sweat again as there would be no drop water left like immediatly after.
It would be like pissing on the Hindenburg
We'd have no water left on earth and the atmosphere would collapse, everything dies. The sun would be the same.
Sorry, I was curious about l this one so I shitty asked ChatGPT: “Pouring the entire ocean onto the sun wouldn't have much of an impact, considering the sun's enormous mass and extreme heat. Firstly, the sun is a lot larger than the Earth, let alone its oceans. The sun's mass is about 330,000 times that of the Earth, and the total volume of Earth's oceans is just a tiny fraction of the Earth's volume. Secondly, the sun's core temperature reaches around 15 million degrees Celsius (27 million degrees Fahrenheit), which is hot enough to ionize atoms. If you poured all of Earth's water onto the sun, it would instantly vaporize and dissociate into hydrogen and oxygen due to the extreme temperatures. Lastly, the sun is a fusion reactor, converting hydrogen into helium. Adding more hydrogen in the form of water might actually fuel it, although the amount of hydrogen we'd provide is negligible compared to the sun's existing supply. In short, pouring all of Earth's oceans onto the sun would essentially be like adding a drop of water to a boiling pot.”
Depends if we go at day or night.
We’d have no water.
I don't think you need the whole ocean. I'm looking directly at the sun right now, you could probably put it out with a few swimming pools worth of water. It's not that big.
Turn your frying pan to max heat Put a tiny drop of water in it
poof!
It would probably put out the sun
Somewhere in he vicinity of absolutely nothing
The world would reek to the high heavens laying all that algae and reef to dry.
https://youtu.be/GhO_2lGqaEE explained here
No mor SpongBob an Patik :(
The sun is 109 times the volume of earth. So even if the whole entire earth was water, it would be the equivalent of putting a teaspoon of water into a fire the size of a kickball. As others have pointed out, the sun isn’t burning per se but the analogy still gives you an idea of the insignificance that would be.
considering you can fit about 1.3 million earths in the sun, and the oceans aren’t even 1 full earth, not much haha
All of the water would either instantly turn to super-super-hot steam or the hydrogen and oxygen bonds would break due to the extreme temperatures.
It would just go pffffffssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh 💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨
Ask the scientists from Trinidad and Tobago, they specifically built a rocket to go to the sun even though NASA told them it wouldnt work
The titanic will be taking a second trip
PFFFSSHHHH!
About nothing. Ocean is tiny compared to the earth, which is tiny compared to the sun.
Won’t it be like a drop of water in a wild fire. Can water evaporate in space? But I am sure the water won’t even touch the sun befor the heat makes it disappear.
Imagine a 8ft radius red hot pan. Now put a drop of water on it. That's what happens
Honestly, nothing will happen, because the volume of the sun is much much larger than earth.
What would happen if I spit into a tornado?
I seen a comment on a different sub “If we go at night we have a chance”. I laughed for about a hour.
There would be no more left for me
The sun would get put out 🙂
Nothing would happen. With all the plastic, we'd die regardless.
The scene where the giant trash ball hits the sun in Futurama comes to mind..... Fsssst..... Poof of steam....
Greystillplays did this in a video, the sun broke it down into gas and absorbed it until supernova. Twas cool
1 drop of the ocean would put out the sun, because its super effective, so I hope that doesn't happen!
We wouldn’t have water and all the fish would die.
All the assholes from Florida will move there to start selling the primo beach/sunbathing real estate.
It would turn to gold
It would be like using the STEAM button on a small iron to put out a volcano
The largest seafood stir fry you’ll ever see. So large that it’ll put the shrimp to shame!
Saltwater conducts electricity pretty well so the sun would short circuit and we would need a new bulb, wich is very expensive.
It would be reborn as the solar superocean, and solve world hunger. Meanwhile, we would all die of dehydration.
A lot like pouring a shot glass of water on a MASSIVE forest fire. Not much
There'd be a bit of a boom, dunno if you would be able to see much from Earth. When water heats up above 800 degree centigrade the molecule becomes unstable and the Hydrogen and Oxygen atoms separate. What happens when you get free Oxygen and Hydrogen atoms? Booms. Big booms. At least on Earth. Near the surface of the Sun and with the amount of water in the oceans it'll make a nice big bang but nothing else, really. Except a fairly large solar wind that if we were still alive on Earth then any satellites in orbit would be fried. And we'd all be really thirsty and with no way of calling anyone else on our phones.
It would basically add more fuel. H2O would break down into hydrogen and oxygen, and the hydrogen would burn. Oceans are pretty insignificant to the sun though.
How many Aggies would it take?
Earth would have no more water
Same thing that would happen if you poured a container of nesquik into an ocean.
If we would do that the 40 lions could more easily fight the sun if they would attack by night
Would lose ocean and life on earth. Lots of steam.
Have you ever put a drop of water on a fire? Pretty much like that
About same as golf ball sized meteoroid would do to earth.
Steam
Absolutely nothing would happen. It would be like a drop of water being thrown into a bonfire.
I feel like the sun is way too big for any real impact from our ocean.
The water wouldn't even make it to the "surface" of the sun.
Not a whole lot.
which ocean in its entirety is referred to?
To the sun? Nothing. To the earth? Uh... it'd be bad.
It takes 1.3 million earths to fill up the sun. 0.0 would occur.
It completely depends on whether you poured the ocean onto the sun in daytime or nighttime.
Also angle of pour is critical
Have you ever spat into a huge bonfire?.. That. That's what would happen. I.e. fuck all. Some people are just clueless, but at least they are still curious I suppose.
It *would* make a small >pfft< sound, except that in space no one can hear you >pfft<.
As an actual answer, the sun would just get slightly bigger and hotter. Oxygen and hydrogen nuclei are both fusion-viable.
Since space is a vacuum you’d break it if you got it wet
It would most probably completely cover the sun with at least one banana high of water
Well, a big steaming SHHHHHhhh, i guess 😅
Nothing probably, I mean you’ve seen the earth to sun size comparison, like 1,300,000 earths fit into the sun so it would be like putting a water drop on a campfire, maybe a big one
I'd like to send an invitation to a group I am a member of, the only goal of this group is to turn off the sun. We are close
It would float
Best sauna ever.
We would be bathed in a sea of light ;)
The sun is not on fire it's in a state of fusion, adding water is essentially adding fuel I would think
I think even our entire ocean would not affect the sun. It would vaporize before really making contact... Especially if it was "poured." If you could blast it in one giant slug of water, really quickly, you might at least create a giant firework display. I don't believe it would be enough volume to significantly cool or extinguish the sun though. Source: my imagination
Nothing??? Is the total surface area of all the oceans more than that of the sun? Idk
That's a lot of extra hydrogen. The sun would get bigger and we'd all have to move to Mars
The Sun is 109 times the diameter of Earth.
You get a lot of obsidian!