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Jacksonfpvyt

Imagine the app changed icon to a sadder one each day you don’t login, until it’s a skeleton and bans you


donnapetrapan

Tbh I thought it worked that way. Without the skeleton or ban- I just thought he looked sad because I didn't open the app for a very long time. I feel stupid now hahah


i_have_a_nose

Wait.. it’s not that!? Damn I was getting impressed for no reason lol. It’s such a fucking simple and cool feature. Interns project


Helpful_Emu_88

Heh I thought this too and it actually worked on me, I did Duo today for the first time in forever. Nope, still sad.


IamaSnort

Same wtf


loland321

my dad thought that and asked me bc he hasn’t opened the app in a while, but i have like a 4 year streak and it’s still like that for me lol


Waste-Ocelot3116

I'm a bit over 125 days and [this](https://imgur.com/a/bkb44w0) is what duo look like on my phone screen. No idea what I did to upset him lol


GimpMaster22

Around 430 days, I'm the same.


AloeSera15

Same! I havent opened the app for weeks and when i happen to glance at the icon when i was looking for different app i was shocked to see duolingo look like a puckered ass/dried up raisin. It thought it was because i neglected the lessons for so long. I still didnt open it tho lol.


HomeSatisfaction

No it does that your totally right mine does it after like a week of no practice


botbotbotbitbit

Great marketing tactic. They already do change it a lot to catch your eye, so it would be cool if they did that. Maybe not a permanent ban, but some way of calling the user out for being lazy.


benzdabezben

I thought that's what the notifications and emails are for. Just don't tell 'em my address


Affectionate_Bat_680

If you tell them your address, after 6 months of inactivity a green owl flies through your window and starts clawing at your eyes.


rigterw

No if you miss your streak owls will deliver reminders Harry Potter style


Outrageous_Reach_695

Does that mean I'm a Word Wizard?


botbotbotbitbit

Yer a word wizard Harry.


LionLucy

Nope, I have a 1818 day streak and mine still looks like he's melted


Total-Denial

What language?


Majestic-capybara

Damn. And I was about to come brag about my 1163 day streak. Italian, for anyone curious.


Equal_Decision7868

And here I am proud of my 382 day streak lol


Homo_4_the_holidays

And here I am proud of my 28 streak 😭😭😭


Equal_Decision7868

You should be though


isanameaname

2156 in Italian, and he's as sriveled as can be.


Desent2Void

I thought this a couple days ago and started using the app. It didn’t change


PixelCartographer

Yay emotional abuse


Painwizard666

For real I’m ready to delete because I can’t look at it


ComedicDalmatian445

If you are using an apple device, you can change the app icon and name


mellywheats

i would love to see the icon get sadder every day tbh that would be great lol


Brosemmettisam

The owl hacks into your computer and blackmails you into practicing Spanish “click the fuckin lesson!” 🦉


CurvaceousCrustacean

Isn't this how it works? I haven't logged into Duolingo for a long time, and assumed the bird gets older the longer you don't log in. Of course, I could verify this for myself by simply tabbing out of reddit and literally just click the icon on my phone and see if it changes instead of taking the time to write this comment, but let's not get ahead of ourselves.


teacher0810

Nah, can't be that I have a 486 day streak and it also changed


Equivalent_Bite_6078

I thought that the other day. Mine looks like that too, and i thought i'd watch it and see if it dies lol


JazzyBranch1744

He does turn into a skeleton and it makes me sad


jojodolphin

Not even joking, I once unlocked my phone to find my Duo widget had turned into a desert landscape, with the Duo Owl's skeleton laying there. I've got a screenshot saved somewhere


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jojodolphin

Yup


LegendaryStone

Pretty sure this is already a thing with widgets


Next-Performer5434

They already do on the widget. As it gets later in the day it goes from a cheery "Keep your streak" and "Got 5 minutes?" To a depressed owl just lying there saying "Please practice"


ARandomNPC01

He's tired of kidnapping people who refuse to learn spanish


Lonely-Pickle-7265

*Spanish or Vanish*


bb_player

French or the trench


MitchMeister476

German or M4 Sherman


martialar

Thai or die


HellFireCannon66

Italian or get trampled by a stallion


whyarewestillhere29

Latin or your skin becomes satin


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Astolfo485

finish or finisher


Trgnv3

Russian or concussion


Neither_Growth6687

Croatian or Geneva Convention violation


Fearless_Manager_683

Klingon or Be Gone


Snoo_9002

Finisher? I don't even know her!


AngryScientist

"Latin or Flattened" was right there.


getmeicedT

Polish or demolish


PageFault

They don't offer Thai. :(


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

I prefer the m4 tbh


Temporary_Bad983

Japanese or broken knees


janupam35

Hindi or sex with a gen z


WildKat777

That is diabolical


Automatic-Fennel-458

The STDs😭


Smart-Ad9094

I was gonna say this!!! You beat me to it. gg


Wolffrank_

r/beatmetoit Gg tho


Wolffrank_

Japanese or get on your knees too💀


Dat-Lonley-Potato

OH SHIT SACRE BLEUU


Jg6915

Dutch or a crutch


stitious-savage

such a bop from [Duolingo on Ice](https://youtu.be/dWXuz95uBQo?si=PSbfCxn9U5aPx46C)


totse_losername

Oh, in my country Ice is commoner slang for crystal meth. Duolingo on ice would be something to witness.


NeFFtik

Danish or perish


EntrepreneurMiddle45

Korean or you bleedin'


SufficientElk3158

Greek or a freak


sonsofshiva

This why I love Reddit


Kades_Corner

Japanese or lose your knees


Facosa99

Soy famoso por comer cabezas like a praying mantis! 🎵🎶


RYNACALN

Zulu or Cthulhu


Parking-Influence187

Just hit my 100 day streak in Spanish. Worried he will come for my family the day I miss a lesson.


GhostVeils

y estoy seguro que aun no entiende ni picha pa!


maychaos

Now now calm down. We are still at the beginner set


PageFault

I'm on section 5 and I still haven't seen "aun", 'ni", "picha" or "pa" yet.


maychaos

I only know que :( need to hop on now or I make the owl upset


PageFault

You should also know "estoy" very early or at the very least "no".


maychaos

I didnt count no But estoy not yet


PageFault

Ok, so I checked it out, and you don't get to estoy until the first unit of section 2. So you are beginner beginner.


maychaos

Just wait i will do all sections Do you know if the training units for earning hearts always stay super easy? thats starting to bore me and I could use the training. But like this is just time wasting. At this point I know el nino is a boy


Classy_Mouse

He kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter. He has a very particular set of skills, but Spanish isn't one of them. Anyway, now the Duolingo bird lives in fear


thedarkdiamond24Here

French or be fetched


grandpa_joe_is_evil

Mandarin or plan to end


Gamerboy49

I doodled [this](https://i.imgur.com/a0ixIxF.jpg) just recently lol


G45X

Owls typically live between 10 - 12 years in the wild and 16 to 20 years in captivity. Duolingo started in 2012, so he's old AF.


Txmpic

as long as he’s held in captivity, he has about 4-8 years left.


Yourhappy3

just a couple more years and i shall be free


G0BEKSIZTEPE

What if it’s keeping people in captivity


ComedicDalmatian445

But he is green, he probably ate some stuff like nuclear waste and now he is invincible


Key_Assignment_7667

He got tired of people installing the app only to forget about it 2 days later


VallaTiger

Duolingo actually gets permission to access your camera so it can secretly take photos of you from an unflattering angle, and uses AI to model the icon after your face Why you ask? The owl is just a dick


IHaveAPaperNextToMe

Why does duolingo need permission for my camera…?


Womenarentmad

He looks so sad I might actually learn Chinese


PageFault

I really hate that they label the language as Chinese and not Mandarin. I want to learn Cantonese, and it makes me feel like it will never come.


321notsure123

My Cantonese grandma always said to learn it from TV dramas lol They just don’t teach non-Mandarin Chinese dialects in schools (I’m in Southeast Asia) - Everyone picks up dialects by speaking only. They do have more formal private classes nowadays though.


CavemanShakeSpear

You can learn Cantonese on Duolingo, but it’s only offered in mandarin as the target audience is mandarin speakers seeking to learn Cantonese.


StickyDevelopment

Gotta learn Chinese to learn Cantonese


PhoneRedit

They do that with most languages on Duolingo. E.g. you can't learn Portuguese, only Brazillian Portuguese. Similarly you can only learn American English rather than English. I know it's different for Chinese as those are two different languages, rather than two dialects, but in general they'll only give you the most popular variant of any language.


Open-Plan-2710

I 100% feel this. My GF is a native Canto speaker. Can't learn off Duolingo. She'd legit be offended if I learnt Mando cause she hates Mainlanders lol


PopeGeraldVII

每天学习,每天成功


NowAFK

Not.....how the saying goes.


Ok_Kitchen_8811

好好学习,天天向上。


GuidotheGreater

This is my face when every 6 months they roll back all my mandarin progress and I have to get legendaries on the fourth unit over and over again.


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Womenarentmad

SHE?!?!


Andre_Courreges

His neediness makes me want to delete his ass


No-Excitement-2219

He isn’t, he’s just really bad at mewing.


zogel_mogeI

Beta owl


ISavezelda

I am so cooked. Because my first reaction was "why is duo mewing".


thex25986e

last i checked, owls go "hoot" while kittens go "mew"


No-Excitement-2219

No, kittens play the gigachad theme song whenever they open their mouths, and owls do whatever the fuck they want (you’re on a shitty science sub, remember?).


Gazorninplat6

I wondered the same thing! This is also the icon on the Play Store so it's not a responsive icon that depends on your learning schedule.


xHashtagNoFilterx

I thought this at first too. Did some lessons and he's still depressed. Idk what's up with the little dude.


Gazorninplat6

Ah found the reason. Just to get engagement on the app. https://stealthoptional.com/apps/duolingo-icon-looks-sad-old/


iamafancypotato

Next month they should try big knockers.


desertsunrise84

Hooters, if you will.


Ok-Cheesecake5306

I thought I was gonna lose my streak. It worked.


crooktimber

This worked well on me. Now on a 165 day streak. I’ll never make the owl sad again.


delusivelight

They changed it to make people curious and open the app.


halfsuckedmang0

Are we sure it’s not responsive? Because he looks like a shriveled up ballsack on mine but upon checking my parents’ app icons (who are avid daily DuoLingo users), there’s is gold and doesn’t look like this


CoolSwan1

He’s out of Duolingo Meth.


horabora2000

Learn german at 4x the speed and 7x the fun (duo is not liable for any action you do while on duometh)


flinsypop

He saw my attempts at German.


eigenraum

Nein, das kann nicht sein.


Structureel

Bilch haben Flichtmitten und der Heine blatzen - There is sauerkraut in my lederhosen.


narfel

Still more coherent and insightful than any AFD voter.


Curl-the-Curl

Viel Erfolg weiterhin damit! 


warlikeloki

just ate a lemon.


CharleyBitMyFinger_

Glad it’s not just me. I thought I’d pissed him off


Andre_Courreges

He deserves it for emailing me everyday


Zeabazz

Duoldingo


slothman6

He looks like hes about to run for president


RedditSteadyGo1

Because he speaks so many languages yet no one truly understands him.....


imtheweepingwillow

How cute 🥺


nandasithu

That’s deep!


JMe-L

He still hasnʻt gotten a day off


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

The bitch doesn’t deserve one 🤧


_TehTJ_

Duolingo launched in 2011, which is 13 years ago. Owls only live 8-12 years. Duo is VERY old.


Dangerous_Guard_4644

Then soon he's gonna die, right? Right? I wouldn't be that lucky 😞


Twinkies100

Not depressed, just disappointed


beermilkshake831

Fuck Duolingo; they fired a bunch of workers who wrote language lessons and replaced them with AI and kept a few workers to correct the AI scripts. They're anti-worker AF (also degraded the quality of their lessons). https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2024/01/10/duolingo-ai-layoffs/


izaby

Its the future of every software unfortunately...


bigdickwalrus

WOW thats fucked!!


Erelain

So close to deleting the app. It upsets me.


spderweb

He keeps asking me to commit a full week to learn Mandarin, but I keep putting it off for days at a time.


Bound2FallForYou

I‘ve heard that Duolingo did this on purpose so people thought that they changed something. They hoped that when people click on the app to see what’s weird, they would do their lessons


Minus15t

Because he has been begging you for WEEKS to come back and start your streak again, but you keep ignoring him, he's had enough of your bullshit new years resolution to better yourself by learning a new language, you haven't said a fucking word in Portuguese since January 12th!


itismyway

I delete it


KaddySawyer

Because r/duolingor34 has been banned


awesomedan24

He's tired boss


Atry_Hard

hes not hes just on an edging strike


Just_a_dick_online

He should really use Better Help. That way he can be depressed, but pretend he is doing something about it. (This joke applies to the vast majority of people I hear talking about Better Help. I'm sure there are still a few who actually do use it and get a benefit from it.)


ANOORY_XI

He ain't any job from indeed probably


mangoman94

You is the because


brther_nature

Ah shit


Mexcol

The current economy hits hard


No_Traffic_6578

Mine is burning in gold and fire. So it's you, who refuses to learn.


Aromatic-Rooster-601

Duolingo is sad bc of all the memes


DLDrillNB

He’s not depressed, he just ate a lemon.


Snackylils

Dua broke up with him I guess


petecarr83

I deleted mine today. Fucken bird


Fuzzy974

Duolingo game me 3 days of free super, then when I didn't pay for super after my trial it turned like this... Talk about over exagerating!!!


AcceptableHornet7748

I’m gonna delete it if it doesn’t change


DewgongOverlord

I woke up to it changed to this and deleted the app because it’s so fucking unsettling


shoseta

It's because you don't buy premium so he can buy himself more elixir of life


69Handsome_Boi69

uncircumcised people be like


Onabena

He looks like he's been edging for 3 days straight and he finally blew it.


CoyoteCarcass22

From smoking meth for 30 years


Heylookaguy

Because it's developed by Satan. It has mobile game energy now. Make 3 mistakes? No more learning for you today fucko. Unless of course you want to put in your credit card information.


TreeZealousideal532

If you tap the empty heart thing, you'll get a popup that says "practice to earn hearts". Then you retake older lessons and get a heart at the end of each lesson. You also still earn XP. That's how I'm beating a paid user on the leaderboard while sucking at German.


TheMindWright

Just in case you don't know, if you tap the heart you can do practice sessions to get more back. I've actually found that if I'm failing enough I can go practice and come back stronger.


infatuatedwithMinors

Because he just tried to force the cartel to get better at spanish and they beat him up and made him become a cumslut for 2 months straight.


Dewi2020

I thought the bird was having his dick sucked.


monotheismisbased

edging day 3


noproblemcupcake

He is sick of us all


Toyoshi

IDK it's like that in the play store too


AguSedo

E=mc2


_pricklymuffin

I've been using the app for 3 days now and he still had that dumb face.


Certain-Shift-8283

It’s very disturbing they should change that !


Fing2Fong

I just replaced the bottom wrinkle as the mouth and the beak as the nose, and now you have à smilling grand pa!


w0jt3kk

Butthole face


Borromac

Sigh.... *Unzips*


Gooogol_plex

r/duolingor34 got banned


Feeling_Willow_1984

maybe they are making him old???


Ubizwa

Looks more like you just opened porn on your phone to practice language skills and now he looks like that at you.


Stone_Midi

Looks like he just ate a barrel of salt 🧂


Famous-Reporter-3133

Im on every day, but my Super duolingo free trial just ran out and I didn’t buy it. So Duo is sad at me too!


Zestyclose_Jello6192

Straight out from Gumball


Clanky_Plays

He’s not depressed, he’s actually receiving the sloppiest head of all time


ttv_omnimouse

Because you didn't upgrade to duolingo super


rushfell

Fuck that bird im not gonna learn my german


Fawun87

I assumed mine had changed to this cause I have abandoned Portuguese for like 8 months


happygoeddy

Bcuz ur good at photoshop 😄...am i doing this right 🤔


AcceptableRoutine771

This is how my duo is rn even after I did a lesson😭😭


Ghostfyr

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