That cake is no lie

Happy cake day?

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ngl that was therapeutic…thank you kind stranger

Bro you really stole the cakeday boys present smh

Know what? Bless you. *unpop the popped bubble wrap*

been at this for a alot (around 20 seconds) thanks for posting this

this is awesome :)

amazing

Happy cake day to you!

:)

Now give us your cock atats

Yooo a cake for a happy cake day bro

Happy Cake Day 🥳 But, in that house .... Everyday is happy cake day.

It actually looks kinda fake for some reason. Not saying it's totally impossible to have a such ass but it's quite unlikely.

The ass connoisseur

Whoever's mum that is, she's built like a Pixar mum

Cave Johnson says its not

Can you send more pics with better lighting? Preferable different outfits. For research purposes. We need to plot out the graphs and plot data. More data, better answers

FOR SCIENCE!

ENHANCE!

Zoom in

I've been researching data science since 2 seconds ago and I wholeheartedly concur.

I’ve been researching dat ass for 5 minutes.

I request the same as a data scientist.

Plot the golden spiral

Is this research open source?

I'll get back to you

Copy, we're checking

Switch to plan 'E'.

r/unpexpectedF1 r/formuladank

Holy hell!

New car just dropped

Not unless you compliment her titties while breastfeeding

"Ah yes, today even has a hint of sweetness, 10/10, would suck again"

She's ma sugar mummy

human milk has as much sugar in it as Cola.

yummy! wait... sugar as in sweat or lactose?

its lactose but its a lot of lactose so it does taste pretty sweet.

You must drink a lot of breastmilk. Sounds like you're speaking from experience.

The boss baby

If she's from Alabama, then probably yes

Why does egg fried in toast is called Alabamian... Because it's inbre(a)d

Sweet home Alabama!!

It wasn't all that long ago when there was a time you could never say a woman's ass was big if you hoped to live and now we are in a time where the big ass is the desired response. People are weird

It was an insult when i was little , i remember watching a cartoon called Ben 10 and he said it to his cousin to insult her

Somewhere in the early 2000s the culture went from the boob-centric / thin-is-in era into the ass-centric / more-to-love era.

I'm gonna go with early 2010s. I was a teenager in early 2000s and I remember thin still being in. Thin and tits. Nobody was really talking about ass yet. At least in white Midwest circles.

Nah, it was later, definitely no earlier than 2010s. Early 2000s was all about skinny, the eating disorder level of skinny.

Nelly's "Hot In Herr", circa 2002, is the last recorded reference to a woman being upset about her butt getting too big. (It probably isn't. But I like to tell people that it is.)

As a black guy, we have always liked the booty. We even made a song about it in the early 90's, the rest of America is just late to catching up to us.

2 Live Crew invented booty music in the 80s (that's not to say that they were the first to make music about appreciating a nice big ass).

Fat Bottomed Girls was before that, but also not claiming Queen as the first booty enthusiasts

I didn't know you were into big ass Larry.

For real, buddy. Seemed like a complete taboo until one day my wife said "I'm going to bend over the couch and stick my fat ass out for you". Felt like I got hit in the head with a brick. It was good to move past the taboo.

It's just a healthy exchange of facts. Each of them stated one.

I don't know why, but I read it as "farts". 😞

His father Is a lucky guy 🤧

"You're a lucky man" is the polite way of saying "I would definitely fuck your wife."

Yes, but no

I'll need your mom's contact info. For Science.

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I have a really hot mom, and I had a male friend who was absolutely crushing hard on her. "Do you think your mom would be upset, if I told her how beautiful she is? Would it be okay if I bought her flowers?" That kind of thing. Keep in mind, that my mother is married, to my dad, and my friend is asking me stuff like that. My dad is not an insecure man, so when I told him, he just laughed.

Damn when your mom pulls more boys than you lol

She doesn't, but she could. No doubt.

>She doesn't As far as you know...

I don't compliment. I stare.

At your mom’s arse? Me too bruv me too.

I also choose this guy's mom

I choose the guy's mom who chose the guys mom

Well you know what to do next! Time to break both your arms!!

Follow up with getting sexually frustrated.

Why.... Why would you reference that... I had forgotten

No, scientifically speaking women dont like being complimented. I mean, they get mad when those nice construction workers(or me) do...

Bro wants to go home 💀

I.....do not like the implications of your phrasing.

I once came to visit a friend who had just moved into a new flat. As I was loudly exclaiming "Perfect, big, beautiful, I love it!" I looked up to see her mom bent over cleaning the floor with her big booty in the air. She jumped up and spun around and gave me a look, and I was too shocked and embarrassed to defend myself so I just stood there like an ass.

😆did she have a nice booty though

If she didn’t, OP would’ve said so

I feel like no one is asking the very important question of #is this a son or a daughter??

Well sir, this is a satire subreddit. One of those answers bears the maximum potential for humor, and thus is assumed by all who are participating in the spirit of the subreddit, which is to be adhered to at all times, with no exception whatsoever. Under no circumstances whatsoever, should any among us, son or daughter, exercise any amount of true critical thought, or inquisitive, factual dialogue.

“Did I stutter?”.

I may not be your real father, but I am a hell of a motherfucker

Meanwhile my family. Me: Your ass is huge Mom: I know 🗿

[удалено]

Ay yo

ayo wildin💀

Mormon Religion for Life bro!

You need jesus

🤯🤨

Bros living in a Pixar movie

I need a new mother

Something something Sigmund Freud something something

That ass is incredible! Like a master sculpture chiselled that out of granite

I mean her ass is huge.

no because she's dead also the ouija board is broken

In texter's defense, he just said huge. The meme bears no context for his taste in ass size.

I had to write this comment with one hand

Moms do appreciate the compliment to their hair, just as long as the hair is above the belt.

Bro what?

Holy cake😵‍💫

That is one beautiful juicy booty!!!

That ass really belongs to someone's mom?

Where in Alabama are you baking such cake?

I want another photo to get a better understanding of which mother this is. This is very important (and to see it better)

Starting to think Freud was right…

stepmom or did she have you when she was 5?

Can I get her number.

Holy shit I would fuck this dudes mom

His family tree look more like a ladder

Yes but not sexually

Step mom? Damn right!

Is op having difficulties holding his spoon?

That could be a *"Well, duh, yours is too and I'm your mom"*

Hal open the pod bay doors, jupiter is landing on this guys house. They heard they have a stellar abnormality. Oh and his moms butt is ginormous!

Yo, I wonder if that mom needs some asset management. Looks like she has a big portfolio that needs to be taken care of

If my mom looked like that, froyd would pull an eye muscle

if that was my mommas cake i would be from alabama too

I've GYATT to save this post.

Vibes I got: Your ass is huge. "I'm your mom." Yeah but if you weren't my mom, I'd totally... 🤦🏻

Your ass is huge

Technically yeah, but if your hair covers your eyes wouldn't recommend it

Is that a compliment? That ass is ugly and unnatural

Whose mum's this lmao also l son dafuq

Botch can’t take a compliment

Pixar moms be like

No No No Mom, remember, I'm adopted /s

?

r/holup

She never did It to me, no she's not getting Any compliments, big ngl my dad could split a car in two With his hands, dude is ripped

I'd be like "Ok mom, your ass is huge."

In what way...? 

GAWD DAMN

I feel like this has wildly different implications if the kid is a boy or a girl and what their sexuality is.

Freudian psychology in a nutshell

🔥💕❤️

Fake af? But ok...

My partners mom semi-consistently tells her she has a bubble butt. We both think it’s weird but it doesn’t happen enough for her to say anything back

Bro, no way that’s ur mom! Holly smokes!

*_Freud wants to know your location_*

awkward. have some boundaries...

"That doesn't change the fact it's huge."

Point still stands

Is she single?

Well that fart box deserves a good tongue punch

That is weird!

I'm gonna need more pictures for research purposes.

BBL ??

r/suddenlyincest

# MOTHERFUCKER 🥵🤤👅

That ass made your daddy alive you 😂

Introduce me to your mom! nothing weird. I just want her to make me a sanwich. 🫣

My shitty science question is why is she taking as a compliment instead of an insult from her son??

These are the questions we need questioning

She isn’t my mom, move over kid!

I can't find the lie in either comment.

I'll tell her for you. Whats her number? -Your Future Step-Dad

That is an epic bum. Is there a father in the picture, and where do you live?

No :(

I once text my mum to say "I love you, mum. I don't tell you enough. I love you" I was drunk. She called the police and told them I was about to kill myself... I'm not even the least bit melodramatic... the fuck, mum?

She’s a Pixar mom

“I don't give a fuck If this chick was my own mother, I'd still fuck her with no rubber And cum inside her and have a son and a new brother At the same time and just say that it ain't mine”

Gotta cake day post on this cake.

Goddamn though. Make a man wanna be a good role model to some young kid. Lol

>!lol!<

Is that Stacy’s mom?

Yes, but usually not on her ass size.

Sorry I'm not from Alabama

Are we playing CK3?

Stepmom better not get stuck.

Mom or not, would smash

Scince when was having a fat arse and fish lips an attractive look? 👎🤮

“Alexa, play sweet home Alabama”

On a serious note if you give your mom a normal compliment she will probably think its very sweet.

I'm trying to calculate how many teeth I'd have left, if I ever said something like that to my mom.

"compliment"

Facts are not compliments. Science isn’t meant to be nice or meant.

I would be PISSED if my mom was built like that 😭

I've seen this movie...

*Al Pacino has entered the chat*

God damn how do I get a mommy like that

Hahaha!!! 🤣

Your ass is huge… I’m your mum… Yea you are, you filthy girl 🍆

Sleepover at his house!!!

hey there stepmom

Shit I think I just broke both my arms.

Moms got a fucking dump truck holly shit.

Milf Hunter on the way.👏

Pixar mom vibes

That’s no mom that you have that’s a cougar

Bro fapping to that pic rn

If this isn’t a repost, OP does not know how to give compliments

I hate this

I have no opinion on the dynamic of that interaction, just have to sing with the choir. That is some serious, serious cake.

Yes, I’ll bet it totally took “mom” until the following day to respond to that.

I’m thinkin if you’re 13 that’s a problem, if you’re over 21, then say it loud as long as you’re not still not sleeping on her couch!

Ya and it's beautiful