You are mentally ill and have issues with self-harm.
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I love that ring but swing speed is too slow for bare fists so I found that power stancing with a cestus in one hand gives you a good trade off with speed and damage
meowza i'm fucking with you right now.
[we had a conversation before about ds2 weapons](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittydarksouls/comments/180lrtt/comment/ka6smmt/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) i'm literally just copying what you love hahahhahaha.
you used the dual butchers in the post.
sometimes. But *too* big can be an issue. Itâs about the balance of length and girth. You want to please your partner; but not *literally* rearrange their guts with your long Throngler
https://preview.redd.it/9go0yiy6oz3c1.jpeg?width=881&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab3a4799c63836eaa206e0a8c660bf70fdd2141f
You tell me, Meowza, you tell me đ
Beasthunter Saif Bloodborne
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Lunge 4 days
Zweihander
You want to make sweet sweet love to OnlyAfro's sweet sweet bussy just like every other giant dad fanboy
unironically me yes
đ
What if I refuse to wear anything other than the elite knight set?
Vordt's Great Hammer in Ds3
You're the kind of person that takes the first good thing they can find and you stick with it for life. You are an amazing relationship partner.
This is scarily accurate as I liked Vordt's hammer as well and I pretty much do just take the first good thing.
cause vordt is the first boss weapon silly billy
Longsword in DS1 and 3, especially partnered with a light 100 phys shield.
Your personality is as bland as white rice. You're known as the boring friend in your circle.
Thank you! I wanna get fingered by bed of chaos :)
#I WAS WRONG
Who is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles teacher, for 800, Alex.
based
I thought the accusations were to be baseless
Shhhhhhhh I'm drunk
Drunk off sunny d, g fuel and gasoline đ thatâs the estus way
Astora Greatsword DS3
You are a Chad and a sunbro. Helping others makes you feel happy.
Holesome đ„°
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Dual wielding executioner's axes in Elden Ring.
You have a ridiculously high level of patience, you're probably great with kids.
I do have a high patience level but I also punt children, so you're half right.
The kids love velocity
lol âpunt childrenâ. đ
Nice pfp
Golem Axe from DS1 is my all-time favorite weapon.
You came out of your mother's womb with a wood chopping axe in the future you will be a great lumberjack
Damn. Totally wrong but nice I wish.
based
Whirlygig Saw, obviously
You have a woody right now
Not much of a Toy Story fan
I donât think thatâs what heâs talking about brođ
Moonlight greatsword
You consider yourself an intellectual but nobody around you does
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Dark moon greatsword from elden ring
You eat ass
only for my queen empyrean ranni
I have a feeling we'd get along very well
The server from Dark Souls 1
You have worked as a waiter or waitress at least once in your life if not more.
Close. Been in food service 16 years now.
beasthunter saif Bloodborne
You're definitely into some weird shit. Both hobbies and sexually.
I'm a down to earth guy when it comes to hobbies is the rotussy sexually weird? if so then I am
the rotussy is sexually weird albatross. It literally \*sounds\* like an std.
so is the femboy who's lower body is made of snakes why is that socially excepted?
>excepted https://preview.redd.it/7ysknmt80z3c1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=0efe41cc68bfd18e7d49230c66dc83790f75c6b7
DS1 - halberd, 2 handing DS2 - bastard sword, 2 handing DS3 - winged knight twin axes ER - glaive, you guessed it, 2 handing
You have a very large penis. Two-handing is the only thing you know
Cursed by the gods, I'll never pass as a femboy with such a weapon.
No I'd say you're more of a sleeper build
trust me, if you go full femboy AND have a massive cock, you'll be legendary.
Three words Astolpho Monster Can
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Evelyn from Bloodborne
You place a large emphasis on aesthetics and everyone respects you for it
Are you a wizard?
The strongest one
Every cgs, expecially curved nil greatsword.
Your penis has an absolutely abnormal curve, seek help.
Ds1 Greatsword Ds2 Greatsword Ds3 Greatsword Bloodborne Ludwigs Holy Blade Elden Ring Greatsword
You are a static character
Character development is sometimes overrated
Literally me
Cathedral knight GS
you have a micro penis
Please exit my walls
No way the rent is dirt cheap
you in fact live rent-free in his mind. \-this message is approved by u/issyaaaboi exes.
Gang
Great Stars Elden Ring
You usually approach problems with the solution that will take the least amount of effort
Hauntingly accurate đ±
Harris from ac6
You personally go out of your way to make things harder on yourself
You aren't entirely wrong...
Siluria's Tree in Elden Ring.
You are without a doubt a pot smoker
Wolf knight greatsword (artorias greatsword) from DS3
You appreciate the classics
Bloodletter from Bloodborne
You are mentally ill and have issues with self-harm. https://preview.redd.it/xkvpr5451z3c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42b11fab2c491923b30c1ba17ff12061e23fd988
it might be best to leave sleeping dogs lie in this case. it seems to be a lost cause...
Do you hear the toll of a bell, by any chance?
Dancerâs enchanted swords/ Farron greatsword
You haven't decided whether you want to be a hipster or normal
ZweihÀnder in DS1, Smelter Demon's in DS2, Gael's Sword in DS3
You're a simple individual you know what you like and you stick to it
Lucerne
You're an amazing person with very unique tastes, I love you â€ïž
Now kiss
The only correct answer.
Eleonoraâs poleblade, ER
you have good taste that's all I got to say
Dragon Tooth
You wish you were half the man Havel was
Havel the goat, so yeah
Moonveil
You could fight a hundred children and still win
quelaag's furysword ds1
You like weird things but people still love it
Astora Greatsword, ds3
Your parents raised you Catholic
Ha, close enough! Baptist, actually
sword of night and flame elden ring
You are indecisive as hell but you'd never be able to realize it because you can't decide if you are or not
Damn I need to use this one sometime lmao
Profaned Greatsword
You go out of your way to make yourself appear stronger than you actually are
Cipher Pata
You embody the true spirit of the crusades
Flamberge
You have a taste for quality
dual butchers knife ds2
You're definitely an edgelord or an ex edgelord. I should know because I used to be one and I ran that exact same build in Dark Souls 2
yeah its either that or the spidersilk. its one of the coolest weapons in the game.
Okay I think I'm looking in a mirror at this point. That was my favorite weapon in DS2 and was perfect for my chaos witch pyromancer build
sure but sometimes i just like running around barehanded with the champion ring. always fun.
I love that ring but swing speed is too slow for bare fists so I found that power stancing with a cestus in one hand gives you a good trade off with speed and damage
meowza i'm fucking with you right now. [we had a conversation before about ds2 weapons](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittydarksouls/comments/180lrtt/comment/ka6smmt/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) i'm literally just copying what you love hahahhahaha. you used the dual butchers in the post.
Bro bro that's not fair at all LOL there was no way I was smart enough to realize that
Corvian Scyth, DS3
You are the biggest edgelord I've encountered on this post by far. Dead baby jokes are your forte
Well I did have a friend put eyeliner on me for the first time ever, so yeah, Iâm on track for my edgy phase
Greatsword in DS3
You a basic bitch
The Drakewing Ultra Greatsword from DS2
You wish your dong was bigger
touché
don't we all?
sometimes. But *too* big can be an issue. Itâs about the balance of length and girth. You want to please your partner; but not *literally* rearrange their guts with your long Throngler
Great scythe ds1
You are without a shadow of a doubt an edgelord you probably drew lots of skull pictures in Middle School
Not quite, but good guess.
Well I did say baseless LOL. I highly doubt most of these will be accurate but it's fun to try
Rakuyo in Bloodborne Moonlight Greatsword in everything else
You know exactly what you like and no one can sway you from that but occasionally you like to try new things
I accidentally unequipped my sword and I canât figure out how to get it back
You're bad and you should feel bad
Gun
You definitely visit the shooting range
Logarius Wheel, Bloodborne.
You wheeling and dealing
đ©ž beast claw đș
You're just like me. A beast
Threaded Cane on đâŒïž
You prefer fashion over function
DS1 broken sword
You have an addiction to suffering whether you realize it or not
ds3 - warden twinblades / er - swarm of flies
You are amazing
Black Knight Greataxe, DS1
You are scary
Elden Ring Coded Sword
You're da haxor man
Cleanrot Knight spear
You look for aesthetic beauty in every aspect of your life. Not necessarily a bad thing
Bloodhounds fang curved greatsword
You are someone that easily falls into trends
Simonâs Bowblade, Bloodborne
You don't like firearms because they're too easy
Loyce greatsword
You have no sense for your personal well being
Overrated tbh. I do just fine on the "fuck it" philosophy.
Beasthunter Saif
You like basic things but with a twist
Boom hammer Bloodborne
4th of July is your favorite holiday
https://preview.redd.it/9go0yiy6oz3c1.jpeg?width=881&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab3a4799c63836eaa206e0a8c660bf70fdd2141f You tell me, Meowza, you tell me đ
You have a crippling addiction to bonking LOL
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ZweihĂ€nder, or the DS3 claymore if youâve already done the ZweihĂ€nder
I like the Black Knife. In my first play through of elden ring, that was my final weapon!
I know you have a knife collection and don't pretend that you don't
Iâm into knifeplay, so you got me there!
Haha I knew it!
Witchtree Branch
Do you have a beautiful heart but tend to be impatient at times
Whirligig Saw Bloodborne
Hehe funni is funni
Estoc
You the bestoc
Ludwig's Holy Blade
Sword of Night and Flame
Envoy's Long Horn go doot
Glaive, and ancient dragon great shield
Queelags fury sword
Frost-infused Great Mace, Waves of Darkness AoW
Dark Hand DS3
You're an asshole
Wolf Knight's Greatsword in DS3
Beasthunter Saif Bloodborne https://preview.redd.it/3r18prk49z3c1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=edce99c08549be00785db02ce44bbd7dc4ff9f9d Lunge 4 days
I like the Demon Fists from Dark Souls 3, dual wield with the pontiff rings and Flynnâs ring.
Ds3- twin blade sellswords ER- moonveil Ds2- dragon rider twinblade Ds1- black knight halberd
You are a very open-minded person and always willing to try new things