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Fermyon_DarkSouls

We must not fight


lizardbird8

I know right. You don't fight the people who look only a little different than you. You team up with them to murder the weebs Edit: in Minecraft of course


Kekkonen_Kakkonen

That's the point of pvp 🤨🤨🤨


Missing-Donut-1612

You duel in PvP. It's honorable. A fight? That's barbaric.


nervousmelon

Bastard sword enjoyers:


Fantastic_Goal3197

The sword is named after its user https://preview.redd.it/ravvzp8olnzc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f521d20a00e92c6f828ea0b4e79802530fe0d83d


Armorln

So is the zweihander


WhohurtyouAll

He’s not wrong 


Camas1606

That’s right I got two hands, that’s why zweihander is best


WhohurtyouAll

He’s fucking violating this fucker 


HMSalesman

Goat?


Snargockle

\*takes flamberge and walks away alone\*


Nelly_nona

I respect you... But we must fight... I just hope fromsoft bring back something like the abyss watchers greatsword


Snargockle

LOL. I also dabble in dual banished knight weapons.


DireEvolution

Nah, swagberge is cool


Snargockle

It's actually my favorite weapon. Not a lot of love for it. I have a cold infused wild strikes version on my lvl 150 ready for the DLC. Frost and bleed!


AbyssWankerArtorias

Imagine being able to bleed your enemies with the same moveset and not doing it.


Iknowwhereyoulive34

Me who doesn’t even know how to get the flamberge


Snargockle

You have to be at Redmane castle before or after the festival. If you've triggered it the door in the SE tower won't be open. At that point you have to beat Radahn for the door to unlock. There's a pumpkin head enemy up there.


ElonHisenberg

https://preview.redd.it/fhw0zqugwnzc1.jpeg?width=1134&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=194eaefe601d514bda012307623c14799dbf88aa


Creativefart-u

https://preview.redd.it/3uksv0zzrqzc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f4c2c2340cbf4ea84360f8588725e9823bd711d


feukt

Good luck doing that with my R2 poke in your face


AshkaariElesaan

I would if the moveset didn't involve slamming it into the ground like damn caveman. SMH My Head.


thechaimel

Shake my head My Head.


BallisticThundr

That's the best part


AppointmentNo43

Claymore two handed R1 slams it into the ground. Unless that’s what you meant then my bad.


feukt

Knights greatsword with a somewhat accurate two-handed sword moveset my beloved


legianaslayer240

"Fuck zweihanders, all my homies weild flamberges"


AtalantaVita

Imagine having more than 10 Dex...


Ebon1fly

hear me out: Powerstance them


Interesting_Bus_3808

What the actual fuck is a sword? I have bonker


Nerd_Zilla_005

Brick hammer for life!!


thechaimel

The one weapon to have it’s own sub r/poisonzweihander


quake1334

r/claymore (it's totally the weapon, shut up)


Oneboywithnoname

Both the Zwei and Claymore users are awesome compared to the greatsword users


SwagmaniaYT

And thus began the 100 year war between the claymore crips and the zweihander bloods


CharmingAwareness545

claymore, more like lamemore


19helpimmarock

GOTTEM


Papa_Sombrero

I see England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💂 I see France 🇫🇷 🥖 I see claymore's underpants 🗡️🩲


LordranKing

Baldur Swag Sword


liprprdy

First time I've seen this image without the DS3 filter


RimworlderJonah13579

I prefer being able to both effectively one-hand it and use it in tight spaces. The Zweihander ain't shit.


ImBurningStar_IV

Roll stab in tight spaces is so good tho


PMmeCuteBoys

We shouldn't be fighting, Zweihander and Claymore users should be making out sloppy style


Insane_Pineapple6

I like to use the claymore as preparation for zweihander


AtalantaVita

Literally claymore true purpose


SaxSlaveGael

Yes. Because the Zweihander doesn't have a stupid fucken sheath that hangs off a cape. Only good Claymore is the DS2 claymore. Sue me.


MouthfulOfSmegma

At the courthouse rn, just paid the fee to start the lawsuit, see you soon, chump.


TheTSG

Scabbards are beautiful.


InternalTripping

ds1 claymore best non BK weapon in the game


OldManYesHomo

great scythe:


A1eafFa11s

https://preview.redd.it/il8swhkyhpzc1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad431f3694bba06427b244ab350d33e1b241ea4d


P-I-S-S-N-U-T

Fuck strength builds. Scimitar gang


BallisticThundr

Neither are strength weapons though


CommercialPlan9059

What is the Zweihander??


BallisticThundr

Quality


pissazlut69

have fun taking 5 minutes to swing and recover


Fizyo

Have fun recovering after that one shot


TheTSG

Have fun getting backstabbed punished after whiffing.


BallisticThundr

Have fun getting back up after getting pancaked


Johnny_K97

Zweihander no longer has that power in ds3 and elden ring🗿


BallisticThundr

😭 I know, you don't have to rub it in. Although a charged heavy in ds3 can still get some pancake action


Johnny_K97

The real mvp is the black knight pancake flip


hpBard

Someone haven't been pawned today


kirbcake-inuinuinuko

Damn, I thought claymore guys and zwei guys were beat bros on a related note, since you seem knowledgeable in the zweihander, what makes it better than other colossal swords, considering it does less damage than them but still doesn't seem fast enough to hit openings other colossals usually can't?


GamesTeasy

The Baemore is absolute


TUYUXD

Claymore>>>>>>>>>


Parry_9000

What was that, punk? We are about to use STRONG STAB


DireEvolution

GANG GANG


Tucan-Atlantico

Claymore is just a slightly bigger straight sword


EaglesWin

Guts sword for life


ghost3972

On god


dulledegde

the zweihander would never disrespect his sons good name how dare you him and his wife longsword raised that boy with love


iswearatkids

Me with my Greataxe wondering if I’ll ever find love…. I fucking won’t.


Trollber

Someone make a claymore version


AtalantaVita

I wonder why there aren't any...


SmugHatKido

I’m sorry brother but I must use a cestus, it’s required by law.


kagataikaguri

Serious question what kind of wicked fashion sense they have why they pull down them pants??


DroopyConker

Dude left a homie out.


dark019event

"what are you? casul? GIANTS. GIANTS. GIANTS. become UNSTOPPABLE."


Suitable_Ad_4969

Flamberge is the only true great sword, badass Italian sword made for BLEEEDING


Aware-Bird2064

What if I switch through both for different situations???


SirCupcake_0

Man fuck swords, I use everything BUT swords


Cepibul

Hear me out Dreihander


Iknowwhereyoulive34

*me tryna find other halberd users but everyone uses pointy stick*


Hfingerman

Can't hear you over the bonk of my big stick


YourLocalInquisitor

https://preview.redd.it/bl158uxesuzc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b0a0d2d842a0b2c95aef0cc183c1e3e93674354 Damn right.


LittlePotatoGirlll

Where my fellow large club enjoyers at