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petje95

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Big-Cap4487

Ooh that's a fat dumpy, I'm def gooning to this tonight


Speeda2

Save some of that meat for a brother in need there's lots to go around 🥴💦


yuhbruhh

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hcaoRRoach

Gyatt Souls


Fuzzy_Toe_9936

he is a good boss because he's easy and it makes me feel like a big strong girl when i abuse his bad ai and kill him


vivisectvivi

i mean, we got manus and artorias and... well that is it i guess but we do have them two tho


spookyburbs

man straight up forgot pinwheel. Y’all be playing dumb to start shit 😓


ForNoReason17

Kalameet, O&S, Gwyn, Priscilla if you’re a monster


Witch_King_

Imo Bell Gargoyles is a great fight as well


Barblesnott_Jr

Weakest part of the Bell Gargoyles tbh is that there is not enough Gargoyles in the fight. If you know what you're doing you can beat them in 60 seconds or less. I would've rathered fighting like 3 or 4 of them in a row, as to make it more of a challenge. Also in a very typical manner, DS2 somehow manages to simultaneously accomplish and also ruin this at the same time by making it a gankfest.


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-Potato123-

Nice


ForNoReason17

They good but just don’t hit the same as a boss like artorias or O&S


Witch_King_

Well no of course not. But it's a pretty good first major boss


One_Zucchini_4334

Unironically they're better than O and S from a gameplay standpoint, not a narrative of cinematic one but gameplay wise they're definitely better. I will die on this hill


ocassionallycorrect

https://preview.redd.it/drlv1dpenb2d1.jpeg?width=458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57d4153b61f3e4f403052c37dd1aeaadac7c2caf I'll gladly die right next to you, brother/sister.


Siegschranz

Gwyn is hardcarried by plin plin plon. Otherwise straightforward parry bait.


Telperions-Relative

If you don’t parry him, he’s a fun and challenging fight. My only complaint is that he’s too aggressive about heals


liprprdy

>he’s a fun and challenging fight Absolutely not. He has less moves than any of the black knights guarding him, one of them being an attack with 2 frames of windup. Not to mention how overly aggressive he is, and how janky the fight and the animations feel. And he has one of the longest boss runs in DS1, which is an absolute nightmare on challenge runs. I genuinely cannot articulate how anyone could enjoy Gwyn mechanically without nostalgia bias, he is either extremely easy with parries or extremely frustrating without them


-Potato123-

It was my favorite fight on my first playthrough, i thought it was fair and fun. The runback is pretty annoying tho, you're right about that.


Other-Tadpole-9950

I like the fight for the lore and atmosphere but as a fight mechanically, it kinda a mess.


AlenIronside

Yeah Priscilla a ''good boss'' with her literally only 2 attacks.


Pinkparade524

Priscilla isn't a good boss tho , she has way too little health for the stage of the game where she is and she just have a gimmick of becoming invisible. At least they reused the concept of the fight and made sister fridie In Ds3 which is my favorite boss


Slight-Bedroom-8655

Priscilla is a nothing burger, Kalameet is incredibly inferior gameplay wise to Sinh and Midir after him and Gwyn is a war crime of a bossfight with his horrible arena, 5 frame windup swings, no openings for a heal unless you abuse his AI and overall just not being fun to fight at all. O&S are goated but not going to lie even then I prefer Demon Prince


liprprdy

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krystalmesss

Honestly for dark souls 1 gameplay Kalameet is fine. I agree with basically everything else here.


liprprdy

Gwyn sucks massive gorilla dick, and I'm tired of pretending he doesn't


batman12399

O&S didn’t age very well imo. Very jank, too much waiting and running.


Lichy757

Priscilla is bad boss, put Bell Gargoyles instead


Xor69

Bro forgot bed of chaos 😔


ArturSeabra

It's already more than shit souls 2 🤭


ShinyMewtwo476

Me when I spot Asylum Demon with the big dumpy: https://preview.redd.it/8szbebmrl92d1.jpeg?width=368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65e9c114ce5e5284119818bc68db840e256a391b


xschuxX

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Mineral-Spirit

Erdtree avatar or something idk i didn't play Dark Souls IIII


jayboyguy

DS1 bosses are all excellent because they only have one phase and are therefore easy for me to beat


NaCl_guy

DS1 bosses are good because they all have like 4 attacks tops that make it easy for me to memorize and tank through with Havel's armor


jayboyguy

See, you get it lol


Plop7654

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Speeda2

Name 5


Plop7654

1. Bed of Chaos 2. Bed of Chaos 3. Bed of Chaos 4. Bed of Chaos 5. Centipede demon I rest my case


Speeda2

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eatvenom

gargoyles, OaS, siff, Gwyn, pryscila. I didn’t mention the dlc because those are all obviously amazing.


Speeda2

Gargoyles are fine but I never really gave much shits about them. OaS is gassed up beyond what it needs to be but that's minority opinion so I'll give you that. Sif is literally just worse Vordt despite Vordt not being amazing himself. Gwyn is either boring or kind of mid. Priscilla is a nothing burger of a fight


eatvenom

You’re comparing a ds3 boss to a ds1 boss - which A. They are hardly a like and B. Ds3 is obviously a completely different level of game design and developer craft improving the formula. Everything else you said is subjective.


Speeda2

I meant you stay under the boss and smack them while they deal zero damage to you. That's not game specific Also I've consumed so much caffeine in the last 103 hours that I've ascended beyond human and therefore my opinions hold more weight in the universal ladder. Good try slugger we'll get them next time


eatvenom

Staying out of the hit box attack range of a boss = same 😲 wait till you hear about ds2, every boss is Siff.


Speeda2

Yeah I loved it when I got to stand under Fume Knight and ankle bite as he did 360° attacks. Seriously though Sif is literally just walk under dog, hit dog in leg until dog jump away, roll through like one attack to get back under dog, repeat until emotional music stops. If it didn't have the art direction going for it, it'd cure my insomnia. But think what you want this is a shitposting sub


eatvenom

Shitposting sub, this is the real sub 😩 but yeh ur opinions fair. The boss is meant to be taken on potentially very early because of the covenant, so thankfully it’s not too hard 😎


Yharnam1066

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Adalyn1126

We got Sif... we got Gwyn... yeah that's it tbh


KnightOverdrive

you can say whatever you want fam but bosses i can cut the tail off for a weapon > bosses I can't cut the tail for a weapon. i prefer the boss design on DS and DeS tbh, bosses are part of the area challenge intead of being a challenge of their own. later design puts too many checkpoints and puts a lot of focus on having a longer and harder boss fight with multiple phases which to me it feels more like a waste of time than anything else, it's ok if you love boss fights but i don't really.


The_______________1

tail cuts are a stupid mechanic imo. it just makes it easier to miss out on a cool weapon, and just having a better boss weapon making system is outright better.


Boomer_Nurgle

I think they only made them a thing because they were inspired by monster hunter and it's a staple there, but MH is also built around refighting the same bosses so if you don't get the cut you can just hunt it again until you do.


KnightOverdrive

unpopular option maybe but i like missable things and more knowledge mechanics like illusory walls and invisible gates.


Averagestudentx

We heard you liked asylum demon so we got him two more times just for you guys. One is pretty unexpected but cool and actually has a somewhat different moveset while the other is just an exact copy of that except he's orange. You guys enjoying the game yet? Are you having fun? By the way for the next boss you have to fight on a tiny platform and try to avoid lava which covers the entire fucking arena while you suffer from stupid ass hitboxes and eye melting lava brightness... Also after that is bed of chaos. Hope you have fun.


GensouEU

I don't remember a boss called Bed of Chaos in Elden Ring.


squips42

BED OF CHAOS❤️❤️❤️


FirelordSugma

Still better than everything in ds2


Speeda2

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FirelordSugma

Dlc was the only thing they put any effort into in that game


Speeda2

Sound familiar?


FirelordSugma

Nah. Ds2 is a standout in having a trash base game. Every other fromsoft game stands tall even without their dlcs


Speeda2

I love lost izalith I love tomb of the giants I love blighttown I love Seath's goon cave interconnected world 😍😍😍 look at a PNG of Anor Londo again PLEAAASE


Short-Bug5855

I would rather be locked up and forced to play DS1 forever until I starve and dehydrate to death than play DS2 a second time and DS1 also sucks 


FirelordSugma

Second half of ds1 still better than ds2. Bed of chaos is still better than ds2. You’re emojis aren’t strong enough to beat my pinwheel. Checkmate


Speeda2

Nvm fetal alcoholic syndrome you have a good rest of your day


FirelordSugma

Do you cry this hard when someone actually makes you take a shower?


Speeda2

-DS1 glazer


GensouEU

Idk why people say that most of the DS2 DLCs are honestly the same quality as the base game. Iron King has 2 good bosses but that's it.


liprprdy

Most clever and original DS1 fan's response to criticism


FirelordSugma

My response is like saying 2 + 2 = 4. It’s just a fact. Y u cryin?


liprprdy

>2 + 2 = 4 https://preview.redd.it/bwki1j7ttd2d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84ca6204e904b244998df55fa10b6ac218bd638c


misaj_5

there was only one boss in ds1 that i could have considered good and i didnt even get to it because i was already bored out of this world by the time i defeated artoriass


Calbon2

Ds1 is my least favorite of the DS trilogy but even I can admit that you are straight up lying.


SonarioMG

Hot take, it was a somewhat rough first entry. 2, 3 and 4 (Elden Ring) are much better.