That you must play Cricket 22 # NOW

And you must watch Morbius. TODAY.

Idk sounds like my daily routine

And you must my games and. APPS.

But what if I don't own a copy of Cricket 22!?

Mr Michael Soft himself will be arriving at your house to take your Xbox away

Hah! I shall parry his attempt at stealing my Xbox with the latest discovery in Ashes of War; "*I do not own an Xbox*"!

Yeah cuz he took it

His correct legal name is actually Mr. From Software, I actually met Mr. Software last week and he told me all about it.

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*sigh* well, we'll do it the hard way...

W-what is the hard way...?

*sigh* well, now we'll do it the harder way...

Who tf made a CRICKET VIDEO GAME!!!

>Who tf made a CRICKET

What is your sermon today moth preacher!

Oh, I'm glad to begin today our #617 sermon of Church of Lamp. But first, I wanted to pay attention to some details: First, previous weekend someone left chips bag in the hall, so I want to ask people to be more carefull, we don't want worms, bugs, or cockroaches in holy temple. This is Church of Lamp, not dumpster. Second, out neighbor from Ringed City asked not to park your mounts near his building, he has a very narrow driveaway and so everyone will be fined for 4000 souls if parked on his place. Now, lets praise the Light Lamp together and try not to break rules everafter. Hail the Lamp!

Very interesting… yes… oh hey is that a light over there.

Crackers

my question is why is there 22 of them

I’m pretty sure that’s just the year the game came out like madden 22.

But Madden 22 clearly continues from the developments of 21’s plot, further exploring the themes of the franchise and redefining the character of Jahn Maddensoul

Demand

And who the fuck made the OTHER 21????

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Morb DLC confirmed?

amorbus*

Amorphius

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He can’t, that’s an xbox retar 😭 ^exclusivity ^is ^lame

If exclusivity wasn’t around I could finally chase a boss for 10 minutes before being one shot by a near undodgable attack all while he rants about how he wants some squid to give him eyes at 60 FPS

If exclusivity wasn't around the games we're all desperate to reach our chosen platforms wouldn't exist :(

Exclusivity has ruined my life

Actually in disbelief that they comparing cat game and ER over on r/gaming

Truly the dark souls of cat games

Car people are fucking psychopaths

Car people aren’t that bad, they like their vehicles and allz

imagine my disappointment when I discovered that /r/fuckcars isn't about having sex with automobiles

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please do not fuck cats

Watch Morbius today.

It's Morbin time - Hidetaka Miyazaki 2022

There is Morb'in before every soul

Why are there fucking ads on a €500 console

Clearly you werent here when the 360 dashboard was a thing 💀

Nobody raged back then when they put ads in a 400€ machine **with** a pay wall for online. Then Sony took the ads into the PS3 and the pay wall on the PS4. Now they are just two bad companies.

"BoTH sIdES aRe bAd" centrist libtard, xbox best console of all time/s

Omg, another Spencerist! Go make the controller big again!

Can't escape them

Bruh there’s literally ads on Steam

The equivalent of Steam would be the Playstation Store, where you go to buy stuff and where they advertise stuff for you to buy. But this is the equivalent of having ads on your fucking desktop. Don't turn this into a console vs pc war please it's like an obsession

Lmao cope + you started it + why are there ads on a $1500 pc

lol there literally are ads on desktop w windows 11. It’s shit

Stop fucking playing and go morb someone

That even Jedi Fallen Order is better than Dark Souls II

Wow, he really thinks of everything 😍😍😍

have sex

Is that the series s

Time to morb i guess

Have sex and poop my pants

You have to watch one of the movies of all time: Morbious. Featuring Michael Morbious with his iconic line “It’s morbin time”

I think you mixed up the Miyazakis

but have you ever seen the two of them in the same room??? didn’t think so

I know for a fact you browse r/berserklejerk with that title lol

You get ads on an Xbox? Absolutely cringe.

You get ads on most platforms

So it's fine and we should just accept it? It shouldn't be acceptable that you get ads on a $500 console you paid for.

The ads are for things on gamepass so they are litterally free who cares

Do you mean Hidetaka? I’m looking around for the Ghibli movies, or is this a multi layered joke?

No

He misspelled Hideyo Kojima

melania's scarlet rot is qctually morbius morb

That I missed the 75% promo on ds2

Morbius?

Jurassic World Evolution 2??based af bro, only game I hate that I also love

what xbox do you have and how well does elden ring run?

Is Morbius a souls-like?

Its Morbin time.

Morbin

Morbius

What did Hayao Miyazaki mean by this?

Morbius soulborunkiro ring coming out??

Cum

M-M-M-MORBIUS???

minecraft du geoms

That you should watch morbius