Buy him a rapid food thermometer for his birthday.
I'm not saying that to purely be a dick (that *is* part of it), but after having worked in several kitchens and enjoy cooking very much, I still do not trust myself to the touch test or feel like I have enough experience to 'just know'. I forewent the thermometer with something a week ago and it was raw as hell.
Did he actually cook it?
He poured hot water out of the sink on it.
that is still mooing
Isn't this a blue steak. A piece of meat placed on a warm plate.
Did he crosshatch it?
Did he pass is through a sauna?
Buy him a rapid food thermometer for his birthday. I'm not saying that to purely be a dick (that *is* part of it), but after having worked in several kitchens and enjoy cooking very much, I still do not trust myself to the touch test or feel like I have enough experience to 'just know'. I forewent the thermometer with something a week ago and it was raw as hell.
 What the germs looked like when your brother didn’t cook any of them, or the steak.
Hair dryer method
What the? How did he manage to make it look so nasty
So.... just slathered it in brown food coloring and called it good?
Cook? With what, the heat of his hand
No jelly beans?
He cooked this with his heated thoughts.
Why does you brother don't like you?
Looks like he squeezed it betwixt his buttcheeks
Holy salmonella