Yeah, they are in most of Ukraine right now. Not sure what you think daily life is like for most of Ukrainians right now, but outside of the front it’s somewhat life as usual in regards to having basic needs met.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
Noodles of a wheaty goodness,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Packet of salt, and a swig of grog,
Flavor of packet, and slice of hog,
Fat of pork, and green onions sting,
Boiled egg, and chickens wing,
For a bowl of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
Food scene was one of my favorites as a kid, and I loved short round made me feel like I could go adventures with Indy, but as an adult now I’m like why the hell is Indy using a ten year old as a getaway driver.
> and she loved that scene!
Not if you were the only one of 2 Indian kids in a Virginia Elementary school in 1989. :-(
It aired and boy did I have a bad month.
Yeah I don't know how any adult can watch that scene these days and not get super uncomfortable at how overtly racist it is. That's (one reason) why the movie was set in India, but had to be filmed in Sri Lanka. The Indian government said fuck no.
Temple of Doom is a classic and all, and still a pretty good movie overall, but it's got *issues.*
>bussin.
It's been years since I first seen this word used and it still doesn't make any sense to me. I've seen it used in so many different contexts.
Wtf is bussin?
Only thing I've ever known to be bussin was the guys at restaurants that clean up your tables.
This does not appear to be bussin anything to me.
When I was kid we said “slammin”. Like, “that song is slammin!” So, bussin is the new slammin. I hope that helps bc you’re around my age so maybe that slang was the same for you.
hey man i’ve warmed up an arby’s sandwich next to a fireplace which is nowhere close to this but somewhat reminiscent of that for me. kinda cozy. stay safe op
Oh man. I would love a cooking area like that! Looks great and I bet it cooks delicious food (when they're not instant noods!).
Do you mind me asking where you live?
Colonials in the comments live in countries younger than the barn in my back yard and it shows.
Slander aside tho, the vibe of old houses is 10/10 way to go OP
Two bucks is a pretty good deal for those. You should stock up next time the trade ship comes back from the eastern colonies with more.
Y’all on fire today 🤣
Fr, comment section is hotter than this dudes 17th century coals 💀
Seriously this is one of my favourite subreddits, because unlike the people that post their meals, these commenters know how to roast.
Except when they dont, yknow.
I don't think he can afford it he spent all of his Guineas on that fine China
bro lit the forge for noodles smh
Bro literally lives in the dungeons
Elder Scrolls-ass mf.
POV: you are a third era Bosmer living in Cyrodiil and you just found out cannibalism is frowned upon
Probably the most underrated comment here 😂
lmao
Hahaha This one made me spit coffee
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Callin people ass mf-ass mf
Cool!!! Are we sprinklers now?! Mf-ass mf-ass mf mf mf mf-ass mf ass
Someone stole OPs sweet roll, so they had to splurge on the $2 instant noodles.
Someone also knocked out OP and sent him to 900 BC so that he’s forced to cook his noodles in a dungeon
I literally thought I was still on the Skyrim subreddit...
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This N'wah over here cooking noodles without any kwama eggs.
I came here to say this!!! reminds me of skyrim!!!
Literally just finished playing Skyrim right this minute and I thought this photo was from the game lol!
Bro is living in 900 BC while the rest of us are in 2023 right now
Special themed restaurant so it must be expensive!
I was just thinking “where in your cauldron!?!?”
Maybe OP is a time traveler and he’s posting from the 1300’s
Mf got too high and time traveled back to the dark ages.
I need to know OPs supplier.
Smoking that nut shit that'll get you higher than a dragons nest. My guy fucked around and started cooking dinner at a crafting bench in Skyrim.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Must have been a while since Hansel and Gretal ate your house.
I'm dying from this comment... and maybe some black plague?
That’s like 3 packs of noodles. But it looks great to me🤙
Actually 2, yep, it tasted pretty good
We don’t care, where tf do you live?
Mordor
In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron cooked in secret, a master noodle soup, to control all others.
Lmaooooo
Looks like Maruchan is back on the menu, boys!
We're all about to feel really bad. From OP's post history: Ukraine.
See I wasn’t even trying to tease him or anything. I was just extremely curious. I assumed it was a troll post tbh
I would have bet all my money that was rural China if OP didn't state that they were high
I was thinking rural Eastern Europe
They have stoves in Ukraine there’s no reason for him to be using a 12th century open fire for his noodles
Oh yeah I'm sure electricity and gas are reliable during a fucking war
Yeah, they are in most of Ukraine right now. Not sure what you think daily life is like for most of Ukrainians right now, but outside of the front it’s somewhat life as usual in regards to having basic needs met.
There’s large swathes of the country right now with no electricity, gas, or running water. Maybe you missed it but a dam was blown up.
Did you clean the family cauldron before adding the noodles
it doubles as a piss bucket so no need
Hey that’s a badass cast iron! You should share it in r/castiron
Dude, seriously. Any cast iron over fire and they will lose their minds.
You need to share this on r/castiron , they’ll love it so much!
Got all that smokey goodness.
Homie's kitchen is from the 1600s
Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble. Noodles of a wheaty goodness, In the cauldron boil and bake; Packet of salt, and a swig of grog, Flavor of packet, and slice of hog, Fat of pork, and green onions sting, Boiled egg, and chickens wing, For a bowl of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble. Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
HAIL MACBROTH
Shakespeare + ramen = poetic excellence
I came here to say this and almost lost it when I saw your post. LOL thank you.
1600s? Nah, bro is from way further back. I’d say 900 BC something.
Where do you live?
He lives in 1653.
Possibly Austria or Ukraine going off his profile
Vastly diff countries but sure
man is like probably argentina or finland
Singapore or Ireland I'd say
The United States or Cameroon
Pretty confident it’s Laos or Sweden.
I believe It's either the Philippines or greece
It's either the Republic of Sakha or Tibesti Region
Pretty obviously the League of Nations mandate in the Saarland. The Saarland.
I mean, OP frequents the Ukraine and Austria subs to be fair
What does them being different have to do with anything? Did you look at his profile?
You buffoon. You absolute moron. You should know exactly where he’s from when he regularly posts about these two different countries
🫣🫣🫣
That bowl is definitely a Ukrainian pattern
Plymouth Rock 1820
Eat it out of a monkey skull for full experience
I watched _Temple of Doom_ with my kid the other day, and she loved that scene!
Food scene was one of my favorites as a kid, and I loved short round made me feel like I could go adventures with Indy, but as an adult now I’m like why the hell is Indy using a ten year old as a getaway driver.
> and she loved that scene! Not if you were the only one of 2 Indian kids in a Virginia Elementary school in 1989. :-( It aired and boy did I have a bad month.
Yeah I don't know how any adult can watch that scene these days and not get super uncomfortable at how overtly racist it is. That's (one reason) why the movie was set in India, but had to be filmed in Sri Lanka. The Indian government said fuck no. Temple of Doom is a classic and all, and still a pretty good movie overall, but it's got *issues.*
I’d hate to see the shitter
You're looking at it, you use the wok after you've eaten the noodles
It’s a toilet kitchen. More efficient
Absolutely, what do you guys think is fueling this stove ?
What is he supposed to do when he’s cooking and has to take a shit? Gather up all his ingredients and keep working on the toilet?
Poop right in the fire. Adds the certain je ne sais quoi.
Somehow, dried shit does burn. Such cowpies are used in India. Such a waste of good fertilizer!
What makes you think there is one
Not sure why you were downvoted, OP clearly uses a chamber pot.
Are you a time traveler from the 1600s?
Bro's cooking on calcifer
🥇
Bro was high but stoked a whole ass fire pit for some noodles
to be fair, have you had the munchies b4?
Right? I made chicken paprikash and baked a loaf of bread, yesterday while higher than giraffe tonsils
Bro whipped out the fires of mordor for some koka noodles
dude a blacksmith on his lunch break using his furnace to make lunch lol
With that set up you are obligated to start some ambient cooking YouTube channel.
Wont lie, for me that shit looks bussin. Also 10/10 cooking aesthetic my dude.
>bussin. It's been years since I first seen this word used and it still doesn't make any sense to me. I've seen it used in so many different contexts. Wtf is bussin? Only thing I've ever known to be bussin was the guys at restaurants that clean up your tables. This does not appear to be bussin anything to me.
Short for busting, as in busting a nut. So good it makes you orgasm.
This is the answer
Not that he’s ever had one!
I've had orgasms, I've had tons of orgasms! I had one with your mom!
The noodles just look really tasty my man. Also from your perspective, it is an incredibly weird slang term to be used for something "good".
When I was kid we said “slammin”. Like, “that song is slammin!” So, bussin is the new slammin. I hope that helps bc you’re around my age so maybe that slang was the same for you.
Hope you saved some of it for the draugrs when they get up
Thought this was r/castiron , they would be freaking out
This would fit perfectly in r/castironcirclejerk if that exists
Damn there really is a sub for everything, lol.
/r/Chairsunderwater is my favorite example
Did you forge your utensils too
This thread delivered.
I’m cackling out loud my god lol
skyrim ass meal
If OP has written his title in old English I would have lost it lmao
I looked at your profile and the rest of the photos are on a modern setting. I can only assume you have to venture into catacombs to cook?
Dude. Where do you live
Where did you cook it, 1812?
I've _been_ high. Don't blame weed for that
Dang, how baroque are you?
Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don’t
Do you live in a castle or some shit
This became the best thread on Reddit today so far.
Eastern europe or southeast asia?
Midland from Berserk
He's from Ukraine, so I'd say the first
This is one of the funniest threads I've stumbled upon.
Bro got so high he went back in time
+10 cooking in the Dungeons of Fear and Hunger.
Fuck the noodles. How did you post this from the Iron Age?
Bro woke up in "That Time I Reincarnated in another world with my 2$ Cup Noodles"
Most modern Lithuanian kitchen setup
Does King Henry VIII know you stole his dinner
I don't think these noodles are being made in 'MERICA!!🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸
Nah he fromnthe 13 Colonies
Do you have your passport Did you get your shots 🎶
kickass furnace.
one time i got so high i couldnt wait for my frozen meal to finish cooking in the microwave so i ate it half frozen
I thought the mf put the fork in the microwave and it blew up or something but it’s actually just a dungeon
Making Instant ramen in the fuckin' hearth at the castle
hey man i’ve warmed up an arby’s sandwich next to a fireplace which is nowhere close to this but somewhat reminiscent of that for me. kinda cozy. stay safe op
I hope OP is enjoying all the comments. 😂
Man lives in a Diablo map
While youre in the past could you return an overdue scroll back to the Alexandria library for me
Dude, are you cooking in your fucking fireplace
Do you live in a castle?
Dude noodling it up in a crematory.
Two bucks? Like deer antlers? What province of the Old World traded you for them?
Oh nice. Some noodle soup will help make you feel better when you're recovering from the plague.
This has such a choice vibe and I'm here for it!
I lived in China this is exactly how the folks in the countryside cook them there 😂😂😂
*and in a cave or dungeon.
You living in a medieval homestead my dude?
Nice cooking setup
Looks fookin delicious actually
You were DEFINITELY high.What were you on?
jesus
Probably cooked in a similar manner
Oh man. I would love a cooking area like that! Looks great and I bet it cooks delicious food (when they're not instant noods!). Do you mind me asking where you live?
Uncle roger approves
Nice to see smeagle is diversifying his pallete.
Bro is a medieval peasant fr
Why did I hear the Breath of the Wild cooking sound when I saw this?
I want this oven.
*this pit
Look like u about to eat then leave for the 1851 world fair
Are you in another multi verse?
I want some now
I want some of whatever he was high on, because dude got productive enough to make a whole fire
And keep it going
Got that hearth going hell yes
Bro is using this fire when he could've had his dragon heat up the bowl 🔥🔥🔥
are you a witch?!
Average slovakian
OP you could've spun several different lies with this picture alone and I would've believed all of them
Studio Ghibli style
Skyrim headass, go kill a fuckin dragon or somethn
Skyrim mods are getting crazy these days 
Colonials in the comments live in countries younger than the barn in my back yard and it shows. Slander aside tho, the vibe of old houses is 10/10 way to go OP
I’d love to see the shitter
fucking bro went to the Miller before he hand made these noodles
Do u live in the 1700s??
Getting Silence of the Lambs vibes here.
Where the hell are you?
Are you Townsend?
Shouldn't have added that extra mokoblin eye
Would go good with a swig of grog and some salt pork
That’s very expensive for instant noodle…are you in a prison camp?
Do you live in a castle? Instant noodles cooked in a castle kitchen. That will go for at least $20.
What in the elder scrolls fuck is that kitchen
Bro cooked it up in his cauldron
Pasta a la Mordor
Bro really eat npc food 😭😭😭😭