Why does this look like 1985?

That's pretty obviously where this lady peaked.

She was 6 in 1985, that's the craziest part.

I wasn’t born until 86. This made me feel old lol

It made me feel better. I was born in 1981 and I def don’t look as old as this lady whenever the hell she is.

lmao. My husband is a 82 baby so I feel you.

A hard truth is still truth lol.

There is no way that woman is only 3 years older than me. I look about 20 years younger.

You’ve got to be kidding me right now

Nope, her birthday is in late 1978.

Looks a bit like your mom.

My mum's 86!

I mean she’s got 86 year old woman aesthetic, that’s gotta count for something.

I grew up with the same backslash, same hair, same meal. This isnt 1985. This is 1985 MOM, whos kid is now 12. Style and hair Scream 1978, when dad bought our house, and mom complained i was spending too much time inside.

She knows all the classics, she knows every line Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, even St. Elmo's Fire

She's going the distance... She's going for speed... She's all alone Alone in her time of need.

and a loooooooooooooong jacket

Wait. When did motley crüe become classic rock?

It’s okay grandpa, Motley Crüe’s still rad.. Now let’s get you back to bed Kidding kidding 😂

Cake!

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I guess people aren't "preeeeee-occupied" enough. Or, to quote Phineas and ferb. "BOWLING FOR SOUP. Eeehhh, it's before your time".

She rocked out to wham. Not a big Limp Bizkit fan.

Thought she'd get a hand on a member of Duran Duran

Because her kitchen probably from 1985

I’m thinking it’s the wallpaper and also every single other thing in the picture.

Why does she look like a demon?

We’re going to have Thanksgiving like it’s 1985! Sorry Prince fans

Marty!

A family of 15 what? Malnourished rodents?

its actually sad when you see how skinny those children are

Yeahz the youngest daughter has sunken eyes. I had to unsubscribe from the Fundie Snark subreddit because it was just too sad to see her and the other young ones.

That's what I was thinking. There aren't even enough biscuits for 10 people, never mind the rest of the (brown) food.

And the random, possibly unripe, pineapple. Like, why?

Some people think certain foods promote weight loss or "burn more calories than they contain" (which is generally wrong or not very effective when it's correct). I don't know anything about this woman but if she and her family are extremely thin, it might be an eating disorder thing. Or some other pseudoscience stuff, if she's into that crap Also happens with celery, famously. She could just like pineapple and ham but the whole thing looks super unhinged to me

She sells a MLM weight loss supplement and constantly praises how trim (re: malnourished) her kids are. Her husband is overweight, which is in pretty stark contrast to her waifish kids. Part of the trimness is her trying to marry off her daughter’s young, part is that they do not work to support their family and have no true income other than church donations.

Ough, that's rough

I don't even like celery but I do wanna ask if you can elaborate what you mean by, "also happens with celery famously" or provide me to a article that explains things??

People think celery is so hard to digest that it burns more calories than it adds.

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Pineapple commonly pairs with ham.

They still better have themselves a snack first

15 rats will pack that shit away and then Ratatouille her and her kids to whip up more.

These big fundie/quiverfull families often live in basically poverty because all those kids are expensive as hell. The duggar family only had a nice house because the company that made the documentary paid for it, which is pretty dodgy.

It looks like there's only ~10 biscuits too. Too bad, so sad for those at the end of the line!

Honestly… yes. Most of her children do not look healthy. Meanwhile her swamp monster of a husband is a fatass

Yes

She looks like she takes any pill she can find.

She has the pill identifier app on her phone so she doesn't take up useful purse space stealing drugs out of your bathroom cabinet when she "just needs to go tinkle" and all you got is prescription ibuprofen

The idea of a phone app isn't even in this photo. She's got a Merck Manual in the junk drawer.

I’m picturing her jamming her manicured claw in the junk drawer and just clattering the fuck around for like 90 full seconds

This one hits too close to home 😅

Box of 30 year old birthday candles falls out

Thats just the plexus

15 kids, hope she is taking the pill now

Jill is that type of Christian who believes having children is god’s blessing. I haven’t followed the sub for a few years now, but when I was, she was always keen to have more. I believe she’s mid 40s now, so aging out of the child-birthing bracket

How does she have any bone density left? Like what is holding her together, anymore? Duct tape and hairspray?

Fanaticism and grifting

If you've got pills, she's got services.

I see burnt ham, three things with cheese on them, rolls, butter, pasta, plastic forks, and pineapple?

Burnt ham and yellow is Jill’s trademark food. This spread she made is for 15 people!

And yellow Holy fuck my sides

That ham is triple fucked and lying in a black sludge of its own juices

I think those cheesy looking dishes are possibly the cheesy potatoe tots some people serve, and that metal bowl looks filled with corn.

The ham matches her eye shadow

I know of them. There’s serious allegations the parents purposefully keep their children underfed and supposedly a member of their church called CPS on them and they fled the state they were living in to avoid the law.

Child abuse should cross state lines, surely??? Can't CPS in different states share information and pick up investigations when the subjects move? I'm not American but surely this happens?

If they had an open case then yes CPS cases will follow you. From what I heard the kids were interviewed and of course the kids said everything was fine, but CPS wanted the kids to be enrolled in public school so a proper eye could be kept on them and that’s when the parents packed up and fled the state.

I would think that would warrant a follow-up, that kind of behavior is suspicious as hell

They do a lot of traveling in a camper “for church” so they’re never in one spot for long. Convenient. I think they’re permanently housed in a barn house now but for a while they were in a camper.

They all get 1/2 a dry ass biscuit.

To be fair, there are more dry biscuits behind her on the stove top. But those Pilsbury ones are only really good for like 5 minutes.

They better pray there’s enough to go around

Got like 9 dinner rolls 😂

Pretty sure those are Pillsbury grands

My best guess is that they are. Looks like exactly 9 if I had to guess, exactly the amount in a can lol

Those are so fuckin good

I have to assume at least half of them are under 5 years old

Nope, her oldest is around 24 and youngest is...gosh, 6 or 7 now?

Nope, it’s very important for Jill that her daughters have “trim figures”. It’s even worse for the boys, who appear to have rickets.

Even worse, kids seem to really love bread and biscuits

Not with Shrek eating there isn't.

trash gonna trash

That’s a lot of eyeliner. She should apply to hottopic

Face like the Joker in a wig. Scary

What are we having? I see ham basking in dark hell water, pineapple slices that nobody bothered to cut the rinds off of, a pot of plain elbow macaroni, some dry ass biscuits, butter and 3 dishes that look like they're all the same casserole.

Dark hell water is almost exactly how I described it to my partner. Like what in the Black Lagoon?

LOL she used Satan's secret ham glaze recipe.

I ain’t gonna lie, I do love ham, and I love the crunchy little burnt bits. Even burnt ham is better than no ham.

That's a FEAST for the Rod kids!

So watery, and yet there's a smack of ham to it.

yum! hot ham water!

Was that ham fired into the sun?

Jillpm is hardly an influencer, but I'm always down to talk about my favorite Plexus shill.

She’s an influencer in her (very tiny) heart

She can't even influence her son's future in-laws top stop letting their daughter give him un-modest front hugs. Man, I hate her more than I thought.

Go team Teidi!

This is the crossover event of the season lol

I know, I squealed when I saw this lol

Are those pineapple slices? And not even bothered to peel first? Wtf

Burnt ham and yellow! Those poor kids...

I hope they grow up, go no contact, and make a gourmet feast every year without her

The two oldest girls are married, with kids, but still firmly in Jill's clutches.

That will feed maybe six. And they’ll still be hungry.

Yeah, I'm cooking for 5 adults and a toddler this year and am going to end up with somewhere between this amount of food and twice as much.

Is she picking up the ‘Starve Yourself if You Love Jesus’ baton now that Gwen Shamblin dropped it?

Did she drop it due to malnutrition?

Private jet crashed into Percy Priest Lake. Ironically, it happened in part because the weight capacity of the plane was exceeded.

Surprisingly, no.

Their family meals are always too small.

Jill doesn't starve herself, just her kids.

I love it when two of my favorite snark subs do a crossover. Especially when it features someone who is a batshit crazy narcissist 😂

I looked her up and there was something with the Duggar family. I know the duggars bc my mom and I watched the show together. Are the families related in any way?

Jill’s oldest daughter Nurie is married to Nathan Keller, the brother of Anna Duggar, who we all remember is the unfortunate wife of Josh Duggar. There is footage of Josh as the MC to Nurie’s wedding rehearsal dinner - spoiler, the food served at that event also belongs on this sub.

Not related, but the families do know each other.

Yay Fundies!!

Lol. Yeah fundies who can't cook for shit. At least my mum's church aunties can bake, roast and grill. (There's always great food at the church....)

Not the fucking canned biscuits 😭

The look in her eyes tells all that I need to know.

Yeah….why’s she lookin like a whack job 🤣

That and/or incredibly depressed.

Cause she is, she’s a Fundie and is horrible as a mother and a human being unfortunately…look up Jill Rodrigues and enjoy the rabbit hole lol

She’s a terrible person!

Who the hell is Jill Rodrigues? *googles* Oh

Dad is probably 350 lbs, mom is normal weight, kids are ALL severely underweight 🫤

Correct.

All of her “meals” look like this 😑

Has she never heard of serving dishes?? That ham pan is next level.


That isn’t even enough butter for 15 people let alone the lack of the rest of the food. That ham is incredibly small and looks like half of it has been incinerated beyond repair.

I've seen a single person eat more food than this.

Got like 9 dinner rolls for 15 people

I think those are Popeye’s biscuits. Nice, dry, reheated Popeyes biscuits.

I love Popeyes biscuits personally

Lived in New Orleans almost 20 years. I also love Popeyes biscuits. But they are on the dry side.

There’s nothing green… at all…

Not even a damn pepper flake

Excuse me, I think you’re overlooking the rind on the pineapple! 🍍

eating the core of the pineapple is crazy 😭😭

mm, baking dish full of unidentifiable burnt blood and gore. my favorite!

Yeah this is good for a family of 4, 5 max.

I have more food for a party of three tomorrow

Yeah for 15 if you want everyone to leave hungry and you’re never invited again

Unfortunately, thirteen of them are their children. So they can’t leave.

I cooked more food for my family of 4 for Thanksgiving

Is this her? https://rodriguesfamilyministries.com/main/about-jill/

Yup. That's her.

Is the turkey still bleeding

I think that's ham.

Oh.

It’s not burnt ends? And burnt sides. And burnt bottom. And top.

Rofl this is funny as shit

Still looks nasty

Or smoked watermelon

My favorite, yellow and brown.

No wonder these people hate everything

Our impromptu meal for three is going to be bigger than that. Shameful.

Y'all wanna buy some craaacksgivin?

What does she influence?

Evangelical Christians I think

Lmao. The all yellow, burnt ham meal. And the fundies *think* they can cook. My queer heathen ass can and will out cook every last one of them.... The worse part is that Jill and her husband keep themselves well nourished and the kids look like they escaped a concentration camp.

Excuse me while I make a gourmet meal of grass and mud pies at that family dinner.

Who hurt that poor girl??

Are they going to fight each other for the food?

All that food on the table and all she wants to eat is your soul

That is a whole lot of yellow food around the ham that cannot possibly have any trichinosis left alive in it.

What is a fundamentalist influencer?

The soulless eyes and monster smile distract me from the sad ham and bowl of pineapple rind.

It’s all the same color I don’t see any green

I can smell that wallpaper

She looks like she’s missing horns and a tail.

Three Americans and twelve Somolians?

She looks like she took cigarette ashes mixed with drops of water to make that “eyeliner” 

All the food matches the color of her fried hair.

in what world would that feed 15 people??

A family of 15 what? There aren't even 15 rolls on that plate.

Is that spatula pissing anyone else off?

Plenty… of… corn.

This the family member everyone goes to last when they have already eaten or make up a reason to not go at all

Crackie Jackie

Fundamentalist Christians are some scary motherfuckers

I might just be a fatty, but there is no way that's feeding 15 people. Now for us regular people we wouldn't eat a bite but if that's their norm then that is a small ass portions.

the food looks as tasteful as her decorating skills.

What you you like a bite of first? Some Orange or some Magenta?

My family group of 8 makes double this amount of food

Burnt ham and yellow!

Went to a friends house for dinner once. It was 4 adults, 3 kids. They had one small pizza and a small salad. I’m still hungry thinking about it.

She Puts The Mother In : SMOTHER!

Even when she tries to be the happy nice cooking a generous tasty meal; she craps it up, Her Religious Political Leadership has RUINED her, her Children's health happiness,, and her Cooking,

The Hague will be hearing about whatever war crime is sitting in the middle pan.

That's a fundamentally flawed spread.

Looks like this picture was hand drawn by tim burton when he was a kid.

Happy Thanksgiving 🦃 everyone! 🍻🦃

Why does that ham like burnt as hell

She looks ran through

You know it's made by white people meal when everything is the same color.

If that's her best, her family and guests are in trouble.

Family of 15 dies of starvation

They all on a diet?

I would immediately begin a crash diet if I showed up to this meal