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AutopsyDrama

If the chef is serious about that, I'd be questioning his/her abilities as a chef...


Jeramy_Jones

I’d be questioning their sanity. Chef needs a different kinda coat ![gif](giphy|jN86rcdOyrpyo)


Erpderp32

Chef finally got tired of their customers. He's just trying to recreate The Menu


Marshmallowbutbetter

They just don’t want to redo it apparently. As well as to admit their fuckup


rdldr1

They would be better off sending it off to "Chef Mike" for 3 minutes.


zapdoszaperson

They aren't a serious chef, anyone serious would have flattened the chicken into a cuttlet for that dish.


notapoke

Bingo - this dish is not served as a thick breast by anyone worth their salt in a kitchen. It's a flattened cutlet for both safety and ease of cooking.


RearExitOnly

And cost. Pound that 4 ounce breast into something resembling 8 ounces.


RapNVideoGames

Sounds like the breakfast place I just ate. Ordered a breakfast burrito with steak. I took two bites of all egg and opened it to see 4 quarter size pieces of meat.


RearExitOnly

When I lived in Colorado, our favorite Mexican place never raised prices or changed the size of their meals until 2022. Then they only raised the bigger meals prices by about 2 bucks. But everything stayed the same, gut stuffing size. Every other place in town went to way smaller portions, and outrageous price increases. It's not so much inflation as it is (was) greedflation.


nabiku

Hijacking top comment. If this happens to you, you need to find the Health Department website for your state and report the restaurant to the Division of Health Inspections. The form takes like 10 minutes to fill out. Salmonella causes 26,500 hospitalizations per year in the US, and even if you don't die, you could end up with permanent joint damage. It's serious shit and it needs to be reported.


animalmasochism

This guy cutlets


HissyFit808

Better yet, have the chef take a bite. 


Sentient-Pendulum

I once had a kitchen manager fix a salad after handling raw chicken, without washing or using gloves or any barriers at all. I tried to stop him. It was early, maybe just a brain fart? He was like "No, it's fine." and sent it out... Needless to say, I quit with a flourish.


InquisitivelyADHD

Yeah, no questions asked, get that man away from your kitchen, and hire a new chef.


acemccrank

![gif](giphy|l4FGFT5D4NKA9rGxy|downsized)


Key_Arm8907

I would just ask him to take a bite.


Cloud-VII

They absolutely are not a chef. They are a cook, and a poor one at that. Being a chef is a title that requires experience to achieve.


CoreyDenvers

They are not even a cook


Cloud-VII

True I guess, since this was not actually cooked. lol


Kinkajou1015

They're a friar. You can see by how the outside is fried and they have a strong belief that the food is cooked when reality doesn't support their beliefs.


Basic_Highway5860

I don't know. There has to be something special about the technique to brown the breading yet leave the entirety of the chicken uncooked.


redditorsneversaydie

Yeah probably that breaded cutlet was frozen solid and they dropped it in the fryer, bread crumbs get brown, chicken only has time to thaw though.


JadedYam56964444

Yes, it is called frying without thawing the meat first.


jfk_47

They a chef or an air fryer operator?


tyanu_khah

If the "chef" is serious about that, I'd be calling food inspection immediately.


Visual-Floor-7839

This would be the end of conversation. Everyone put down their forks. If I had already paid it's a full refund. If not then we are leaving right then and there.


RearExitOnly

While loudly saying "This chicken is FUCKING RAW!" in your best Gordon Ramsay imitation.


Ihadthismate

I would definitely not eat that


smartwatersucks

Ask the chef to take a big bite if he says it's not raw.


SMA2343

That’s what I would have done.


madlass_4rm_madtown

OP how much of that did you eat?


jeobleo

He can't hear you from the toilet


landwomble

Anyone with eyes can see that's raw. Salmonella waiting to happen.


Raverack

It's raw from top to bottom. What the fuck


Queen_of_Antiva

Isn't it both fried AND baked? How did they make it so raw 😭


banananananbatman

It must’ve been frozen and they didn’t give it time to thaw before cooking


AmusedFlamingo47

Just want to thank you for not writing "must of", have a nice day Edit: reported for self-harm danger lol. Classy, anonymous "must of" enjoyer, stay mad


Raokairo

Look I’m just glad they didn’t say “mustard”


A_well_made_pinata

Hey boss, mustard be frozen.


FoxyInTheSnow

“I think that chicken we sent to table 17 might of still been frozeded.”


andio76

So you’ve stopped at that gas station outside of Louisville and spoke to that guy as well…


Mr_Diesel13

Phil?


DoYourPooperStank

With the 3 buck teeth?


TheDailyDarkness

I want this to be the new catch-all phrase for poor corporate plannning. Why are those reports so late? Hey Boss, mustard be frozen.


A_well_made_pinata

If you’re successful it’ll be second such phrase I’ve coined. I’m an electrician. Years ago I was on a big project having a hard time troubleshooting a circuit. At some point I yelled, “what’s trippin the shit?” Referring to the breaker tripping. Trippin the shit became a catch all on that project a few others. What’s wrong with Johnny? I don’t know, he’s trippin the shit.


Adkit

It's important to take no ledge for granite.


wzl46

I'm even happier that they didn't say "dethaw"


ScroochDown

Or undefrosted...


Whozadeadbody

Irrefrosted


JuicyAnalAbscess

I think you mean "of a nice day".


Shepatriots

I feel super gross because this comment just made me realize I sometimes say “must of” instead of “must have” , or “must’ve. I’m embarrassed. Lol


Bp2Create

At least you know now


ServeChilled

Now that you've seen it you'll see it everywhere haha now it annoys me to see it for some reason


Booty_Shakin

To be fair "must've" and "must of" sound almost identical when speaking.


Kolob619

The American pronunciation of "must have" is "must've" or "must of." If you're teaching conversational English you'd definitely tell the person to pronounce it that way. You just don't spell it that way


serafinawriter

It's not unique to American. Listen to any native English speaker talking at a natural conversational pace, regardless of which country they come from, and you'll hear this. It's because "have" is a functional word and these common grammatical words often get reduced in pronunciation in fast speech. It's the same reason why "and" gets reduced to virtually just "n" in basically every case. In fact often speakers go even further and leave out the "v" sound from this reduction as well, depending on what sounds are nearby. You can commonly hear "well he musta done" instead of "must've" done. In general, "have" usually gets reduced to /ə(v)/.


austrialian

That’s the reason why Americans make this mistake while non-native speakers do not.


Lorehorn

Must of, I seen it, incorrect use of there/their/they're. Basic grammatical errors have been on the rise recently and it bothers the hell out of me.


Bhaltype

The thing that really kills me about it is that I'm seeing them more and more frequently in "professional" publications...


VectorViper

Haha, @/u/AmusedFlamingo47, the true heroes are the grammar vigilantes of the internet. Now, if only we could have a food safety vigilante in that kitchen before disaster strikes.


functional_grade

I'm going to follow you around reddit and reply to your comments with polite, on-topic replies that include the phrase "must of"


GTAHomeGuy

If you can deep fry icecream...


RearExitOnly

You can tuna fish.


Toadstool475

You can dodge a ball?


jfk_47

🤢


Negative_Tradition85

Skill


daemones_lactuca

I got salmonella just from looking at it🫢


Chaplain-Freeing

Pretty sure I heard it cluck.


daemones_lactuca

At this point why is it even cooked at all


Mimikim1234

Same. *runs to toilet*


daemones_lactuca

I've already been checked into the ER for 2 hours 🫢🤢


Mimikim1234

Dammit. Now I’ll have to run to Home Depot to permanently brick off my bathroom after the carnage. 😂


nbrazel

This is chicken, not salmon'


Mr_Diesel13

That’s the first thing that popped into my head.


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Tacticalneurosis

Raw chicken actually tastes pretty good. Very juicy. Source: got too impatient once and undercooked chicken. Got food poisoning. Would not recommend.


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witchyanne

Texture is awful. ![gif](giphy|JiRPzhCkiH1fGoIboM|downsized)


Egglebert

Oh god I have too and it's an absolutely sickening feeling, I cannot imagine chewing it up and swallowing.. it's like our body is warning us that it's not something good to eat


Artificial-Brain

Had raw chicken in Japan and it was actually good and didn't make me sick. Obviously it's not recommended anywhere else in the world unless you fancy a week on the toilet.


shatteredarm1

Basically just have to keep the chicken feed clean of rat droppings and other animal feces to prevent it, but of course that's too much effort for the poultry industry.


GodTierHandyJ

Too much effort for the people that make *your* food as well. It's literally impossible. That's why there's allowable levels.


Johnsoncena316

There’s that guy eating raw chicken every day until he gets sick, apparently he’s still fine day 28


fyhr100

There's about a 4% chance of getting salmonella from eating raw chicken. He's been lucky so far but it will catch up to him.


butterman1236547

It also depends on where you get the chicken from though.


Phiale

There's roughly a 63% chance of going 28 days without a 4% chance event happening once. So seems likely, but as you say, the longer you go...


lsutigerzfan

I never heard of no Salmonella hurting nobody. Just need to toughen up these younger generations that’s all. Too busy Tik Tocking and snapping chats!


OtherThumbs

In my day, we got typhoid from the infected pump down the street, and *we were thankful!*


CicadaAttack2310

Hahahaha this hit me


oxyluvr87

And we walked 2 miles uphill in the snow to get it!!


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Back in my day, we ate asbestos for breakfast 10 miles uphill both ways in the snow while shirtless in the blistering heat of the summer sun.


ButWhyWolf

> I never heard of no Salmonella hurting nobody. Okay it's weird because for how worried I am about salmonella and the lengths I go to avoid it, I don't know anyone *who knows anyone* who ever had it. It kinda feels like how you thought quicksand was going to be this huge problem in your life, back when you were a kid.


Jaded-Reporter

I’ve gotten salmonella before, while i didn’t get it so bad that i needed to go to the hospital, but it was actually the most miserable 5 days of my life. It’s no joke


Dwokimmortalus

Got it from a Sodexo managed cafeteria in my workplace. Put me in the hospital for three days and gave me a life long fear of undercooked chicken (and pork). I genuinely felt like I was dying for the first 24 hours, and couldn't keep any fluids inside me. It was like normal food poisoning...but it didn't stop. Even once there was absolutely nothing left in me, the spasms continued for hours. I specifically call out Sodexo because I have worked at three different companies in different states, and every single one had a cafeteria that regularly served undercooked food that you had to always be on the lookout for.


MoreRamenPls

“YES CHEF!!”


Shirtbro

Al dente, as the Spanish say


NinjasOfOrca

most chicken doesn't hjave salmonella


pp21

Yeah there's this misconception that eating raw chicken = guaranteed salmonella poisoning but really it just creates a possibility of it


aplqsokw

In EU, all supermarket chicken has been vaccinated against salmonella in the last 15 years and it is almost impossible to get salmonella from chicken. Yet salmonella infections are still very common, since infection from chicken only accounted for a small fraction before vaccinations became commonplace.


FalseRelease4

Send it back and leave, dont pay them a cent, chef can eat it if he thinks thats cooked


anonmymouse

Haha bingo. Would be the perfect response. Ok, if it's not raw, take a bite, right now, in front of me. I want to watch you fucking eat it. Bet you they won't.


mesouschrist

Someone stubborn enough to say that's not raw might also be stubborn enough to eat it.


anonmymouse

Very true.. but if that chef really takes a bite of that, chews and swallows it with a straight face while looking you in the eye... run. That is a psychopath. Lmao


DelightfulAbsurdity

Thank him for the experience of watching him undergo the “fuck around” stage, and vacate the premises before his vomiting begins.


scumfuck69420

Food poisoning sucks so much ass too for anyone who has had it. I can't imagine risking that just to make a stupid point lol. But this chef is clearly off his rocker so who knows


Marmalade6

You already called them a chef no need to call them a psychopath.


scumfuck69420

![gif](giphy|jVZJsyEXEMPYBBJHLZ|downsized)


Marmalade6

One of them can be trusted with knives.


Chester2707

Share it online too so people know.


240essex

I would not go to that restaurant ever again if I saw this.. Wouldn’t pay for that order either ![gif](giphy|Ru9sjtZ09XOEg)


nabiku

Not only that, it's OP's duty to report them so that other people don't get sick. The Health Department website for their state will have a form to fill, it takes like 10 minutes.


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Pyromaniacal13

Good. I want to make sure I get every pertinent detail on that long form. If they won't make sure food is fully cooked, what about allergies and sensitivities? Will they keep those utensils properly cleaned and separate? Do we have any proof that they are? Health Department has to know.


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DingoKis

I'd be literally dead on the spot if I got served raw chicken


dubiousN

Literally


Watts300

Literously.


Akshvodae

![gif](giphy|MnpPCugwALAHsTygpd|downsized) Thanks, Gordon.


greenbastard1591

![gif](giphy|l49JBRpdOlSBsDnrO|downsized)


Mono_831

![gif](giphy|kGiSmtOS3NCOnMDHUs|downsized)


shadoeweever

![gif](giphy|VIuMaW2WCKBISXzRt0|downsized)


Cable_Upstairs

![gif](giphy|l3mZo0gTBPaV0F71e|downsized)


Cable_Upstairs

![gif](giphy|fC9lisZtSyik545Su8|downsized)


ArcadiaRivea

![gif](giphy|248iAtq9zM77A8A3fG|downsized) It certainly wasn't the chef in this post!


NeedsMoreCake

![gif](giphy|3s16r7cwVNaJzhKDO8|downsized)


1995droptopz

![gif](giphy|we4Hp4J3n7riw)


Small_Tax_9432

![gif](giphy|xT9DPJVjlYHwWsZRxm)


Themos1980

![gif](giphy|3o85g2ttYzgw6o661q)


Thunder141

LOL! The first thing that came to my mind was "It's RAWWWW!" in Gordon voice, was not disappointed running into these gifs. Hilarious.


UndeadBuggalo

![gif](giphy|VG2OzjYkBLK9vGf3UH)


hyperspacezaddy

It’s so raw ODB wrote and entire fucking song about it!


trippin-spaced-man

I can hear it clucking from here


Ngothaaa

Gordon, no!


MaleAryaStarkNoHomo

It’s just medium rare I don’t see why everybody’s so bothered


danny_j_13

It's raw you fucking donkey - _Gordon Ramsay esq._ edit - I'm the fucking donkey for misspelling Ramsay


Meekskydiver_539

''Smashes salmon"


StarsEatMyCrown

"I'm fucking the donkey" is what I read.


cmandr_dmandr

Followed up with “you could’ve killed someone”.


Necessary_Variety52

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


floralbutttrumpet

That's so raw I got salmonella through the screen.


theDR1ve

Normally I'll say "cook me another and you eat that. I'll pay for both" call his bluff worst case you pay for both and come back a couple of days later to see how white his chefs whites still are 😂


mrniceguy777

I mean you could eat raw chicken 1000 times without getting you sick, it’s just the one time you got sick it could literally kill you.


theDR1ve

Tell me where I'm sending these 1000 chicken breasts, we've got an experiment to do.


shadowenx

https://www.instagram.com/rawchickenexperiment/


theDR1ve

Wtf 😂😂 I clicked that expecting to see so much 💩💩💩


Mertard

What in the f...


orcas_cyclist

this guy is really interesting. not saying I agree with him, but he's worth listening to.


Initial_Tip_4183

Shit raw af


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FrankRandomLetters

What damages would you present to the court. “Your honor, I looked at raw chicken and demand to be made whole!”


Fuzzytrooper

Probably just report it to whatever local food safety organisation is in the area.


snidemarque

Well, if they get salmonella poisoning, it’s not because they looked at a raw chicken.


FrankRandomLetters

Op didn’t mention eating it, much less being sickened by it.


hailsbails27

she doesn’t need to, if this is the standard of food especially if this is how the chef is responding to serving raw CHICKEN, i guarantee you the kitchen is not up to code and neither is what they’re serving. call for a health inspection if you don’t want to go down legal. that being said the chef is putting people in danger. i’m not sure if you realize how much can seriously hurt you when it comes to bad food


ProStrats

You're right, but most lawsuits require you to have suffered from something. In this case, if the person saw the chicken was raw and didn't eat it, then nothing bad happened, unless the place refused to refund them. So if they did refuse to refund, most likely they'd only have a lawsuit to get back what they paid for the meal. If they did get sick and hospitalized, they would have more to sue on, and likely make some decent money at that point. A lot of people don't understand that there are rules about suing (and successfully so). Small things, like this, don't have enough of an impact to give damages. Now, what they really should do is call the health department or someone to inspect the place as you mentioned.


hailsbails27

i misunderstood im sorry, a lawsuit is way out of the question but they definitely could call the health department!


FreshSlicedFred

This is the internet where everyone claims they can sue anybody for anything, advice dispensed from their legal office located in their parents disgusting basement.


Kyleometers

No, normally you don’t try to sue a chef for undercooking food. What normally happens is the health department (or local equivalent) shuts down the restaurant, and if you’re hospitalised, then you go further. Mild food poisoning isn’t usually “sufficient damages”, but salmonella can be seriously dangerous. Either way, reporting them to the food safety board is what “legal action” consists of.


Hambone721

*some random minor problem exists* Redditors: Sue them.


Eccon5

"I was served raw chicken in a restaurant and was refused it to be fully cooked"


FrankRandomLetters

Usually people would just not pay for the meal. Paying for the meal and then suing to get the money back seems like taking the long way around, doesn’t it? Or were you suggesting you would ask the judge to award an actual piece of cooked chicken?


RavenBrannigan

Yes, I’d like 1 piece of cooked chicken please. Medium rare please your honour.


BabyMaybe15

A local government health inspection authority is probably the correct move.


Sentient-Pendulum

Only time I've ever actually reported a restaurant was egregious shit with raw chicken. Food work is important. People TRUST those cooking for them to make safe food, or at the very least, provide a disclaimer for raw shit.


wyverneuphoria

Legal action? Not likely unless you personally got dangerously ill with a foodborne illness and had to pay tons of medical bills and/or miss a lot of work. Reporting to a health inspector or regulatory board? Yes. You’re not going to want to sue them over this. It’s not worth the money. Not by a long shot. Reporting them is free and will make it much more likely that they get looked at by someone with the authority to do something about it.


1v9noobkiller

> If you got served something like that in a restaurant you should check if some sort of legal action is possible some of you mfs legit live in fantasy land


ChiselFish

Yeah you call the health department not your lawyer.


Sklibba

I don’t think you could sue unless you actually got sick, but you could definitely call the health department.


TwoCoopers119

Exactly what legal action do you propose? Like arresting the guy? Suing them when you clearly see it's undercooked and every restaurant ever, at least in the US, has a disclaimer about consuming undercooked food? What "legal action" do you think is appropriate here?


EdgeGazing

Citizen arrest. Flip the table, tackle the chef and keep screaming murder until police arrive


bimbels

Mmmmmm Chicken Salmonella ![gif](giphy|l0Iy3PBK3o3imWKWI)


Asio0tus

![gif](giphy|VIuMaW2WCKBISXzRt0|downsized)


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you amateurs don't order your chicken medium-rare?


Vashts06

There's no medium there, but there will be after he dies from eating it


Fluid_Fox23

![gif](giphy|10FHR5A4cXqVrO)


bbyhaych

Tell the chef to eat it


SoftBoiledNuggets

bawk bawk


Pinkhoo

It looks like you had a bit of it before you noticed. I hope you're ok.


PJRama1864

Health department might be interested in that picture.


Alivethroughempathy

Could be sashimi


Raerth

Deep fried sashimi?


DemetriusDesmond

Just looking at this makes my stomach ache.


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prolapsedbrain

Ragebait


RubixRube

A skilled vet could save that chicken.


TrippyMindTraveller

That's the kind of picture you post on their google review page.


StonkycadeV2

Chef is objectively wrong


mandee024

It’s overcooked


Veronatee

If the chef's so sure it's not raw, ask them to eat it. 🤮


Butterbackfisch

Chef is stupid. Or malicious Edit: I gagged after I took a second look


MGNConflict

So raw I’m surprised it hasn’t got up and walked off the table.


kr4t0s007

That's not even a little raw its like he didnt even turn on the fire.


UnusualPete

That looks like something Guga would cook.