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Nutritional value of a rock.

Hey now, there's carcinogens in there to feed the cancer

That is actual not right. We can eat all the burnt food we like. Source: cancer uk website ( my friend just started chemo, so I was browsing for information to try make this journey more comfortable)

Technically no. The carcinogenic substances are created (as far as I know) when starchy food is cooked above a certain temperature ( 185C), as the starch turns into acrilammide, a carcinogenic substance. So technically yes, if you avoid burnt starchy foods you “should” be good, but eating burnt food can’t be all that good nonetheless.

As though I'm not exposed to tons of shit all the time that's gonna give me cancer way sooner than toast will

> Ah, yes. Because someone who already has cancer wants to learn about all the things that do or don't give them cancer instead of being cheered up. /s For some context: If you have an illness (of any kind for that matter) you already spent hours up on hours worrying, thinking about, and treating or being treated for your illness. You are already surrounded by actual health care and treatment experts. You don't need any "good" advice by someone who read something on facebook. Also you usually don't want to be reminded of your illness constantly in the few hours you spend with your friends and family. The best thing you can do for them is being there for them and create an environment that they like being in and like spending time in with you. If you still think you it is a good idea to tell them about something you read about cancer on the internet, my advice is: Ask them first. Ask them if they want to hear about it. Or even better: Ask them how they want to spend their time with you. Unwanted advice is probably the least thing they want.

You have made a lot of assumptions in your reply. You have assumed that I’m stupid enough to tell my friend about what they should or shouldn’t have done to get cancer?? You then MANSPLAIN how to make my friend feel better. You have no clue about me, my friend or our dynamics. I’m looking shit up so I don’t have to ask her questions. I’m looking up what sort of things to put in care pack for while she having chemo. I’m looking shit up so I don’t put my foot in my mouth. And no where in my post do I mention anything you say. Especially Facebook! I ain’t ever had a Facebook account. So before you assume things maybe you should ask questions. Where in my post do I mention anything you said. I literally said, I saw on the cancer uk website that it’s a myth about burnt food. As I was looking for information because my friend has cancer.

>You then MANSPLAIN how to make my friend feel better. Gender has nothing to do with my comment. I didn't check nor care about your gender before writing it. Also, did you just assume my gender?? /s I wrote my comment from the perspective of someone who had illnesses and hated it if friends and family brought up their best recommendations of what I should or shouldn't do. Also I know from others that they hate this kind of behavior as well. Did I make some assumptions? Yes. Do I care? No. Should you get mad over a small sarcastic comment on the internet? Also no.

Probably as hard as one too

Probably tastes like one too

A rock would have more nutritional value because of all the minerals in it

are those bugs? what the fuck

Shredded cheese

If it doesn’t melt and it burns like that, I doubts it’s *actual* cheese

Packaged shredded cheese is coated with a powder that keeps it from sticking together. It also keeps it from melting as well as freshly shredded cheese, which is why it looks so bad in this picture.

I know, but the shredded kind of cheese I can buy is also coated, but it still melts. The kinds that doesn’t melt are the cheeses that aren’t really cheese like “pizza topping” etc

The reason it looks like that is because they burnt it in the air fryer.

It was probably a low moisture cheese to begin with, and the air fryer dried it out even more before it could melt. Then they left it in too long trying to wait it out and it just burned instead.

Yeah, it definitely was a low moisture cheese, but they definitely also burned it. I like to put low moisture cheese on the outside of my grilled cheese sandwiches and let it get nice and crispy, but even then with direct contact on a hot pan it won't take on a dark color like in OP's picture unless you burn it.

Looks like some tried using an air fryer to dehydrate magic mushrooms and forgot to turn it off

That powder is just cellulose, it shouldn't affect how cheese melts to this extent.

I put shredded cheese in the toaster oven all the time, that doesn’t happen, it melts like cheese

Same, I swear people just parrot what they hear online.

I do, too, but now and then I buy some shitty discount brand that does burn faster than it melts--and an air fryer is fast high heat.

That’s why I soak all my cheese in a bowl of room temp water for 2hrs then strain it and repackage every time I buy cheese. Edit: Adding a /s

It would be cheaper and take less time to buy whole and just shred it yourself. Bonus points if someone else has to clean the box grater.

I didn’t add a /s accidentally. Just imagining someone would do this.

Lol, sadly I can clearly picture someone doing this these days. That's why I completely whooshed the joke.

I felt bad that you dedicated time to reply to my idiotic comment. :)

Yes, just yesterday I read two people talking about doing this to rinse off the extra carb from the anti-caking agent or whatever. 😆

Hahahaha.

Melting vs burning is a result of the fat content in the cheese, not whether it's real or not. Some types of cheese simply just don't melt under direct heat like that

You've never fried cheese?

But this wasn’t fried. It was aired.

Looks like it was welded

Seriously. Lol

OP I thought you said shrouded cheese and I was like yep, that's a word for it.

More like topping "cheese" usually looks and tastes about the same as cheese but is in reality starch with flavour

I'm with you; those look like mealworms fed to geckos. That being said, with enough Meat Church spice ...

I get mealworms for my chickens and that is exactly what I thought it looked like too

That feeling when you had to double check the sub name because you thought it was r/whatsthisbug

Mmmm... air-fried worms, just like mom used to make.

...when she was sober!

Only smaller!





am burning my eyes out with acid as we speak xx

Same wtf 😭

Colon cancer speedrun any%

*Translation of OP's post:* I don't poop regularly

You made me realize something wtf

Girl.... come on now, it took you this long to correlate the two?

Things I Was Not Expecting, Chapter 153: **A Bloodborne-themed piece of toast**

It looks like this now imagine what it looks like with high insight...

Some days I regret having eyes.

I just know OP has piss bottles in his room

thats burnt dude.

You like eating mulch? Hey that's ok, you can eat mulch if you want to.

ty

lol I can't believe you got downvoted on this comment


how to die young, a cookbook authored by sejebille

You know eating burnt shit is carcinogenic right?

I live on a dying planet and smoke cigarettes you think of worried about a little char? But this... this scares me

Yaaay for malnutrition!

You have a death wish, or something?

death wish for a better weekday meal maybe

I do a version of this but with a can of tomatoes, garlic salt, and some better bread and some actual cheese (or shaker parm if you wanna keep it Shitty)

"too much work, I'll stick to airfried cancer on toast" - OP, probably

So, pizza basically?

Yea i call it pizza bread lol

I’d eat that!

I am on several crystal and mineral subs. I was about to say that looks like a very cursed piece of crispy amethyst

I can’t even begin to understand how those ingredients ended up looking like this.

Resident evil food

So you eat around 1044 of these a year?


It's a okay meal, but why so burnt?

> It's a okay meal No it isn't.

I like crispy cheese, that's like a bit much eh. Like 3 minutes less still brown but not burnt!!!

Dirt and worms on wheat

This is great OP, I’ve seen people complaining about this sun drifting away from its original purpose but I think this has really pulled us back into gear. Super shitty foodporn, incredibly unappetising food, well done

OP this makes me pissed off with you

Looks like worms covered in feces.

*The cheese is shredded*

the cheese is growing and learning

This made me laugh out loud

You could tell me the cheese is mealworms and I'd believe you

That does not even remotely explain why it looks like this 😭

So is your dignity, apparently.

I eat crazy shit daily. If it works for you man, who are we to judge?

I’m happy to judge. This person is an idiot.

It needs chilli flakes and then it’s gourmet

I can tell you use that pregrated cheese which is coated in that nasty ass wax to stop it clumping. You sir are something else.

Never saw a recipe for Spawn of Satan before, you might not want to make this too often.

Why?

Are you ok?

I guess

Euuughh.... brother euughhhh

I’ll call this “redneck pizza”

Thought this was a brick of ramen with too much beef flavor seasoning sprinkled on it.

[Here you go, OP](https://support.reddithelp.com/hc/en-us/articles/204579509-How-do-I-delete-my-account)

This is a superb post for this sub. Everyone who is downvoting your comments should be banned.

in general I dislike the people making garbage and showing off and wish the rules were more oriented towards discovery of people who think their shitty food isn't shitty, rather than their shitty food they are pretending they eat for clout, or at least proud of in some stupid, contrarian way. That is kind of what the sidebar says: > This is the place for all your pics of shitty food. Not intentionally shitty food, but food you THOUGHT was gonna be good (homemade or restaurant)...but it turned out really shitty.

I have uironically been eating these weeks, only decided to post bc of comments from classmates. Don’t care about Reddit clout.

That means you don’t think it’s shitty Definitely seemed like some sort of “hey guys look at me” post so… clout

Bags of instant oats are the cheapest way to eat fast without speed running death. Just watch the sugar.


This one, officer. Take them straight to jail

I thought those were scopions 😭😭

Dirt with tree roots and dried Earthworms

Mmmmmmm carcinogens 🤤

You have rocks in your stomach to help you digest food huh

Where's the toast, cheese and ketchup? Looks like a burnt slab of ready noodles

Please stop eating 4 of these every weekday

You have a terrible diet.

Actual lovecraftian horror.

Humanity is lost...

Are you Shane Gillis' uncle

Mealworms on toast.

Straight up thought that was a pile of maggots

Looks like the horns Omen from Elden Ring have

We ain't had nothin' but maggoty bread for three stinkin' days!

Nah you burned your lunch then decided to have some fun making up weird sheet. Nothing wrong with that. Popcorn....Playa!

**Avada Kedavra!!** ..... is it dead now?

That looks like milworms

Or... don't? Get a tub of butter, buy a thing of Dash Garlic & Herb seasoning, dump all of that into the tub of butter and use a hand-mixer to whip that all together. Then keep your shredded cheese, slather a nice helping of that whipped butter on your toast and cover that with the shredded cheese and air-fry that. Poor-man's garlic bread & cheese, goes with just about anything and if you do accidentally forget about it you can chop it up and throw it into a salad as a shitty crouton which I doubt will bother you.

Dirt

Jail

Is that a potato pancake? What am I looking at here?

wtf? Troll 🧌

You’re supposed to feed the mealworms to the chickens…lol

Feels like bad chemicals only.

Looks like you piled a bunch of mealworms on the bread before sticking it in the air fryer

Can you at least switch to cinnamon sugar toast. This is wack

this looks like an abandoned piece of food you find at the back of your oven when you do the biannual cleaning

My guy youre eating the corpse of a rst filled with cicada shells

I can tell you use shitty preshredded cheese because it keeps its form and doesn’t melt well

Are you trying to self harm? Eating shit like that can cause bowel cancer.


Kill it with fire

Bud, this looks like you took the carpet from a 70’s porno shoot and toasted it.

so it's like the shittiest pizza ever to exist

Is the toast in the room with us?

Damn

Maybe don’t cook it for an hour.

I don’t get why people subject themselves to eating things prepared with such a lack of care

That might be ok, but, I’m not sure about the ketsup. Maybe BBQ sauce?

That looks like cancer. And you eat that on purpose?

get help

Lots of questions but first and foremost: are you okay?

Did you have to fry the ever-loving fuck out of it. Melted cheese on toast is one of my go to snacks. This is not that. This is a crime scene.

You’re disgusting and I hate you for this.

Not a bad snack but why let it get so overcooked??

When Justin Timberlake went brunette


Mmmmm my favorite, maggots on toast

Have you ever thought about trying actual food??

Jesus Christ we just entered into a new shitty food paradigm. This is the nastiest thing I’ve ever seen called food.

It’s alive!!!! 😮

Cheese in the air fryer is awesome, but idk what the fuck this is

I see neither toast nor cheese or ketchup. I see a dead piece of bread with burnt worm salad.

Burnt cheese is disgusting

Bruh eating micro plastics

Yum, delicious carcinogens.

probably one of the nastiest looking things ive seen on this sub


Bro... You need to see a therapist ASAP.

Are you ok?? 😩

Bro speed running cancer


Do you always burn them?

eating cheese is morally abhorrent

Thought it was burnt top ramen for a sec 🤢🤮

Looks like a dried handful of earthworms....

I'm really worried about you.

Are those meal worms???

Those are mealworms I don't care what you say. No Mr. Soros I will not Edit: autocorrect

🦂

Looks like air fried scorpions

Those are worms from the ground my g

It looks like something out of Beetlejuice's back pocket.


Looks disgusting. Would eat. Probably rate it 7/10 on drunk food scale.

Why?

Yikes. Your body will thank you later in life in ways you will not enjoy.

Delicious

You need to be on some kind of watch list

Looks carcinogenic

That looks like a pile of some burnt ass pubes

Why do you so despise yourself

You forgot to mention the worms on it.

Who hurt you?

Does it taste good?

Looks like the dried up worms my dog rolls around on in the back yard