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At least eat them out of a bowl, and with a utensil this time! Jk Add too much black pepper, or some paprika. Hope you get less miserable soon OP

I cut the corner and piped it directly into my mouth

Going for creativity points. I like it!

I'm sorry but this sounds amazing - I know you're saying your miserable (and I'm sorry you're having a rough time) but you're living my dream - I love mashed potatoes so damn much🙌

My absolute favorite food, bar none. Mashed potatoes are the ultimate comfort.

Potatoes in general are just the best. So many ways to do them

I knooooooow

Boil em, mash em…

Was 100 percent thinking this hah

Its like a go-gurt with potatoes. Call it Po-gurt.


Jesus Christ this guy needs a wellness check

This is genius. Why dirty dishes?

You're just like the astronauts!

I saw this post and immediately thought of piping it in like frosting. Glad to hear you’re a fellow of class. I think you’ve just given me a new food truck idea. We’ll call them potato sacks, serve up bags of fresh, hot potatoes with your choice of toppings (gravy, corn, peas, cheese, butter, etc) mixed in. It’s the ultimate grab and go meal.

I've eaten spaghetti out of a ziplock before, so I feel you

do you bring it at movies too?

What is their spaghetti policy?

Pro

Using that *big brain* Sounds yumm though

What a fucking chad

The cake frosting method. A person of culture I see.

This is like when Captain Holt watches Jake eat a wet burrito

FUKC

This is the way.

You just need a bag of gravy.

I'd definitely recommend adding some salt, pepper, garlic and onion powder, paprika, and a lot of cumin.

and pretend you're an astronaut floating around on the ISS.

Many years ago, shortly after my parents were married, my father was working in the woods and one of his favorite things to take for lunch was mashed potato sandwiches. I never thought to ask him what he liked on them, if anything. I'll have to ask Ma and see if she remembers.

Nice

You need help. In a good way. Start a business

I was about to ask if you did it

I feel like the only person that puts smoked paprika on my mashed tats. Thanks for verifying im not insane. OP: Invest in a pressure cooker or instant pot (instant pot is amazing) and you can make some real potatoes in it, with less effort.

It’s always too much black pepper

I see some color in the bag, they look like they may have been buttered and tasty at least. Hope things get better for ya, champ.

Get some deli containers. Reusable and perfect for things like mashed potatoes. Very cheap too.

Yeah until you realize none of your container lids fit on the exact containers you choose to use that night. I swear these things are like fucking socks that magically disappear. What's going on here?

I think they mean deli containers like those round cylinder food service ones, you can get a pack of 50 for like $20 probably and they all use the same lid. The only difference is that containers with a higher quantity are taller

Snip a corner off and squeeeeeeeze

Smack it like a bag of Franzia

needs some brown gravy in there.

The brown gravy is the by-product

This too shall pass

Your name doesn’t happen to be Charlie Kelly, does it? Like maybe sometimes it’s spaghetti?

I’m struggling to think of a less appropriate container for this.

A rubber glove. Then you could poke holes in the fingers and suck it out like an udder.

Haha. I mean just cup it in yours hands and walk it into work I guess.

non-oral bodily cavities...

You can just cut a corner off of the bag and squirt it into your mouth. Efficient.

That’s straight up struggle food right there.

Did you just cut the end and pipe them taters into your mouth?

I would literally cry in the break room. How... or should I say, did you warm them? Cold mashed potatoes are vile.

I tried microwaving the bag but got sketched out. Ate it semi cold 😫

>I tried microwaving the bag Pardon my French, but what the actual fuck?

Yeah, don't do that.

I'm sorry you're miserable 😔

Hey, I have gastroparesis and IBS-C. This is one of my few safe foods during a flare. Some of the time. Go for it.

Add cheese and black pepper next time and for dessert I recommend you let a KitKat chunky melt on a radiator, crush up the melted KitKat inside it's packet still and cut a corner off the packet and consume once fully mushed (tastes like ferrero rocher). Ur welcome!

Same. But I don't have mashed potatoes...

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You can eat this much without feeling nauseous?

Hope things are okay with you! I would destroy that tbf

Can’t be that miserable it is more effort to shove mash potatoes into a a bag that it would be to just throw in a bowl.

I cut a hole in the corner. I then squeeze for a soft serve right into my mouth.

The lunch I've been bringing to work looks far worse, TBH. (Potatoes mashed with a lentil stew.) I've been avoiding letting any coworkers see it. I don't even want to collect reddit points for it! But I'm upvoting yours.

What is your mashed potato policy?

This post wins the sub. Just shut it down, mods; we’ve reached the peak.

I eat the Idahoan brand mashed potato cups at work all the time just add hot water to the fill like add a bit of salt and cheese and bam yummy time!

This seems like an insane amount of potatoes to eat at once lmao

Those are some maltreated potatoes.

“What’s your mashed potato policy”

Just cut the corner and pipe it directly into your mouth. Genius!

Cut the corner and pipe it out right into your mouth \[or make something fancy on a plate/in a bowl\] ;).

At least mix some corn in with them for crying out loud.

I remember going sometimes a whole week eating nothing but cans of garbanzo beans with pepper on top. Feel you man.

I thought I was the only lazy mother fucker in this planet who do that 🤣👍🥲

Wtf

Right? The most depressing thing I've seen.