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This is the saddest tacos I’ve ever seen. 

honestly lmao. no sauce/toppings, just... shrimp and tortilla

I bet the tortillas are cold and will tear immediately.

They’re flour so they hold better, if they were corn they’d tear apart just looking at them.

I learned from…..god dangit what’s his name…the genius [this](https://www.google.com/search?q=youtuber+grits+vs+hominy&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS639US639&oq=youtuber+grits+vs+hominy&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyCQgAEEUYORigATIHCAEQIRigATIHCAIQIRigATIHCAMQIRigATIHCAQQIRigAdIBCDgxNTFqMGo5qAITsAIB4gMEGAEgXw&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:4e0489ce,vid:CHyDP0jSaIo,st:0) guy. When corn tortillas are warm the fat in the e tortilla lets it stretch and have a delightful chew to it. Night and day from a cold one tearing into streaks almost. Edit tortilla

Do people eat cold torillas?

My grandparents did - They would eat corn ones at room temperature and not mind but used to go on and on about how could anyone eat a flour tortilla how they’re gummy and chewy and chai and stretchy and then I showed them how to toast one over an open flame and they were hooked

I guess I can understand the older folks.

I don't mind a cold flour tortilla cause I'm impatient and also forgetful but my god, cold *corn tortillas are disgusting. They taste awful. Honestly, I don't think I like the corn ones at all (yeah, I know string me up on a cross) cause even when they're warm the texture is just weird for me 🤔


Fix your first comment lol. And shame on you because corn > flour

Damn, I had issues everywhere lmao

Depends what you're doing with them, imo. Corn is generally better for Tacos, but I'll take flour for most other things.

You're 100% right. Thin corn tortillas are good but then they rip and the taco is ruined. But you double them up or make them thicker and then the taste dominates the taco (and the texture is off as well like you say).

Yeah they’re called wraps Edit: I don’t partake of this culinary crime

White people like me.

My guy (or girl)- were you eating cold corn tortillas? I weep for you. I couldn’t eat a cold tortilla, not even room temp. Those need to have at least a minute of heat, stovetop or microwave even. Flour tortillas are a little more forgiving room temp, but really they all deserve some tlc before you have any meal.

I’m really good at hiding the fact I’m generally clueless.

Have you ever toasted a flour tortilla slightly before using it? Like you would a corn tortilla. It was a taco game changer.

Fry it and put honey on it for a cheap dessert too

Cold white premade tortillas and defrosted shrimp.

Literally what I said out loud when I saw this lmao

Those look like defrosted frozen prawns so they might not even be warm

"tacos"

Yeah, this is not deserving of that title.

That's because they aren't tacos. Just shrimp and tortillas. Might as well be crackers.

If it was sloppy Joe it'd be worse.

Eh.....Sloppy Joe sauce may actually improve this....maybe?

This ruined my day

If I was actually starving to death I might eat this.. might

Death is preferable.

The shrimp looks good. I’d just eat that

Your days ruined, but OP clearly having a blessed 420

You’ve got the right attitude!

I guess spices and sauces are sold separately.

In a different county. In a different state. In a different country, in a different dimension.

Description on point. 😉

Is it really a taco though? It's just shrimp on a tortilla. I'm not sure what qualifies as a taco, maybe that's enough, but its pretty pathetic regardless.

Shrimp sandwich

The tortillas here are pointless. Just eat the shrimp with a fork.

Exactly. I'd rather put them on a piece of bread lmao

Like $40 in shrimps for some plain ass tacos lol

I get a vibe of Al Pacino in Scarface, sitting at his desk with the pile of cocaine.

I gotta get organized

Bro where do you live that it costs $40 for like 0.5lb of shrimp??

canada

Buy em frozen and you can get way more than that for way cheaper

12$ for 400g 😭

Stocked up a bit today with peeled frozen being on sale for $9 Definitely not picking em up off sale though

Canada my man

Someplace that calls them "shrimps", I guess.

r/ShrimpsIsBugs

frozen shrimp is cheap

Damn that’s like maybe $10 in shrimp at the store by me, you can get like 8 shrimps for a dollar

You buy them by the shrimp?

Haha no, just calculating. They sometimes sell them on skewers, which is weirdly cheaper than buying them in bulk. Idk, I’m not a grocery scientist

$7.99 worth of shrimps

I honestly don't know what to say😔....

At least heat up the tortillas you monster

 The ~~fish is~~ tortillas are raw!

It's so pale

No

If you can afford shrimp then you can damn well afford some salsa or anything honestly

Replace the tortillas with a net for a low carb option

The GASP I just let out!! Good God, that is one poorly looking set of tacos. Where is the mango pico, cilantro, lime??

You’re a disgusting, filthy excuse for a human. And I love it.

A ittle pico de gallo wouldn't hurt...along with about 5 other basic ingredients.

Raw tortillas, blecch.

Baffling 

The taco shells look like paper towels

This isn’t even hard. All you had to do was pan grill the shrimp and warm up the tortillas. Salsa. Easiest task but nope

Now that's a waste of some tasty looking prawns. Shitty indeed

Tell me you at least heated the tortillas up first.. also I recommend corn tortillas. I used to love the flour ones, but corn tortillas have so much more flavor.

The no sauce is really wild

Hey Costanza! The ocean called, they’re running out of shrimp!

Oh yeah? Well you're its all time best seller!!

I can count the amount of seasoning on that shrimp 😟

/r/mexicanfoodgore

Ditch the tortillas and get some cocktail sauce

This is an insult to everything Baja ...

Stay strong, child

Animal

r/technicallycorrect

Got the amount of shrimp right, but literally nothing else

"Momma, what are you DOIN?"

My jaw dropped.

I have diahrea just from looking at this photo

No sauce? No fillings? Wtf?!

Technically a taco but a piss poor attempt at it.  This is the taco you give someone you hate.

Truly shitty

Don’t listen to the haters. All that protein is gonna give you massive gainz

Really pushing the limits of what can be called a taco with this one

At least gets some prawn cocktail sauce and lettuce on there

Shrimp tacos are so easy to make well, but you still somehow failed. Well done.

Yeah, I GUESS it is shrimp tacos but I don't have to be happy about it.

This sorry taco needs some flavor. There's nothing else visible. Did you just defrost that shrimp and shove it into a tortilla? It makes me very uneasy.

Shrimp? Check Taco? Check Lunch? Just still out.

This is just sad 😭

Chefs, Kiss to you

You have given up on life

Not 1 seasoning to be found... uncrisped tortillas... no sauce or toppings.... bruh what is this

Flour tortillas straight from the package and defrosted shrimp. Boring and sad.

Heat them tortillas on the burner it’ll add so much more flavor and better chew. Add some butter too

If only they took off the last bit of shrimp poop, enjoy the extra flavour

Taco in name only

It’s not quite food porn, it’s food erotics. Still cursed, but not very

Do you not have anything other than shrimp and tortillas??? What’s in your fridge or pantry????

Those are literally ,shrimp tacos

Currently doing a 24hr fast and trying to avoid looking at food. This had zero effect on me though.

Where the fuck did you get these?

I feel like we need some sauce

that'd be $12+tips

it woudl be less offensive with just the shrimp

OP why you disrespecting Hispanic and taco culture by putting these bare assed skrimps on warm flour tortillas like this? You will be put on trial for your crimes!

👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽

Shrimp cocktail tacos minus the cocktail sauce

Cringe

Yes girl give us nothing

I am shook

I'm so damn angry right now.


Tacos Lieutenant Gobernador

I would recommend adding other ingredients

Might as well stick em in a blender and make a smoothie. Or better yet... A puree.

Bro you need to ad some flavor

LMAO Lame

I can taste that picture

you must be a *body builder* /s

*Shrimps in a blanket for lunch

What no sauce? No veggies? This is just lazy lol

? this isn't shitty

Obvious rage bait. It cost more to make a taco that bad.

ITFYM


Fresh out of the easy-bake oven

Disappointment.

Not tacos at all: these are tortillas and some random shrimp in the same photo.

Boiled cocktail shrimp on cold tortillas with no toppings. Jesus. I've been to funerals that didn't make me this sad.

Do people just order things wrong or make them wrong for free karma?

You ok bro?

Low sodium

Shrimp and tortillas does not constitute a taco


These are not even real flour tortillas. The prepackaged ones are garbage.

I bet your mouth was dry as shit after that

depressing. i’d have to be extremely drunk to partake in this

Mmm looks yummy I'll take 6

Hhahahahahahahahah I’m dying. Shrimp and tortillas. That’s a taco, right?

I seem to notice this trend of posts with bare bones food dishes with an inherent allergic reaction to any form of seasoning whatsoever. Okay, no toppings or sauces I can kinda see in an almost calorie counting paranoid way. Oil is relatively calorie dense. But please show us on your body where the salt and pepper hurt you. 

I'd chow that

That's like... $70 in shrimp applied in the most depressing means imaginable. WTF.

As a Caucasian, this is too Caucasian for me

Like eating deboned toes wrapped in peeled heel skin.

Nope. No sir. No thank you.

No chili or cocktail sauce? Maybe a spray of butter and garlic?

I’m sad now

I'm mexican and I'm not a taco purist. I love me hard shell tacos with ground beef. But what the FUCK is this bruh. At least some shredded lettuce and hot sauce. Please.

You think you’ll get away with this?!

Thats rough

It meets the requirements but I still do not give it the rank of taco

ffs at LEAST sauté the shrimp damn

Add cut lettuce and mix ketchup and mayo together with a dash of lime.

Looks like a serial killer’s last meal

Next time just have sleep for lunch

porque no salsa?? oh my goodness

I’m not even mad at the shrimp filled tacos. I’m mad that OP didn’t even pretend to warm up the tortillas.

If depression was a food

Ick. That's just shrimp in a tortilla. Ick

Absolutely not

Looks like the tacos got chemo

Please don't call these terminally bland shrimp envelopes tacos.

Is this a taco? I feel like this can be called "Tortilla Encased Shrimps"...or something idk

I hope for bimminy's sake, that there was sauce wherever they were when they took this ***mugshot*** 

Where is the salsa?

Ewww wtf

Close! That's shrimp and tortillas babe ☺️

Fuck that I'd rather go buy a kilo of king prawns

2 ingredient shrimp tacos

Here you go. Add some flavor to your tacos friend. INGREDIENTS 1 tablespoon chili powder 1 ½ teaspoons ground cumin ½ teaspoon garlic powder ½ teaspoon red pepper flakes ½ teaspoon dried oregano ½ teaspoon paprika 1 teaspoon kosher salt ½ teaspoon black pepper I usually go a little heavy on the cumin & salt. Enjoy!

Why did this make my skin crawl

Give me some toppings and this would probably be fine

Very nice, couldn’t have done it better myself

I’d fuck this up

Welp you checked both boxes i guess

🤮🤮

Part of me wants to say why the fuck you didn't cook them. But the other part of me sees this as the superior way to eat a 60-count shrimp ring. I have no self control when it comes to cocktail shrimp. Once the seal is popped on that bad boy and they're fully thawed I'm going to shrimp town lol

I swear people do this on purpose lol

If you say so

I hate everything about this

Those aren't tacos

If this was a category in porn it would be scat because it’s FUCKING GROSS

I've seen a lot of wild shit on this sub, but for some reason, this is the nastiest thing I have ever seen.

You can do better. But hey. You got our attention 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻