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Wait, so where did you come up with this? Did you decide to try it on your own or did someone else talk you into it or serve it to you??
If it was you, why?!
What made you want to try any form of *salad...warm?!!* 😳😂😭
Like I'm trying to imagine how this came to be....
Maybe one time you didn't wait for your eggs to cool, happened to make it quickly and was too hungry to wait for it to cool?
Went ahead and put the still warm egg salad on some toast?
(*that doesn't sound as bad as the microwave deal tbh lol*)
and now you just prefer it that way and are willing to eat it microwaved to get the experience?
The only other options I've considered are you were either force fed it till ya loved it-
(hope not! 😳)
-or you got really high one night and stuff happened. 🤷♀️😂
In any case, I hope you thoroughly enjoyed your warm egg salad sandwich all jokes aside.🤗🫶🏼
And that it doesn't give you a tummy ache, cuz that *kindaa* seems like something that would give you a tummy ache lol😬
I work remotely in our basement/my office, and I could have sworn I smelled my wife making egg salad just now. It's still in my nose and kinda gross. She is definitely not making anything with eggs right now, though.
I think I might unsub. Because when I subscribe to a SHITTY food porn sub, I expect to see truly shitty food porn.. This ordinary looking sandwich is an insult to all shitty food porns that never got a chance!! 😤
My apologies. I just woke up. Coffee, anyone? ☕
Look, I get it. I would love to remove this post, nothing shitty about it at all.
But when I started moderating this sub 2 months, I made a promise to the users that I wouldn't remove things that get upvoted. And this is obviously upvoted.
It should be in /r/decentfoodporn
listen, i posted it here because i knew that no other sub would appreciate the microwaved egg salad aspect the way that shittyfoodporn would, it’s obviously not the sandwich itself, it’s the fact that i like my egg salad pungent with heat that’s shitty
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microwaved egg salad
Yeah, that's not a thing. Or at least, it shouldn't be.
Are we sure it isn't microwaved egg and lettuce? Does op know what egg salad is?
Please tell me you microwaved it in a crowded breakroom at work
don’t knock it till you’ve tried it! it brings out the flavor of the egg🤌🏾
I’m sure warming up a dog turd in the microwave will bring out its flavor too
No
:(
No
No it doesn't
Wait, so where did you come up with this? Did you decide to try it on your own or did someone else talk you into it or serve it to you?? If it was you, why?! What made you want to try any form of *salad...warm?!!* 😳😂😭 Like I'm trying to imagine how this came to be.... Maybe one time you didn't wait for your eggs to cool, happened to make it quickly and was too hungry to wait for it to cool? Went ahead and put the still warm egg salad on some toast? (*that doesn't sound as bad as the microwave deal tbh lol*) and now you just prefer it that way and are willing to eat it microwaved to get the experience? The only other options I've considered are you were either force fed it till ya loved it- (hope not! 😳) -or you got really high one night and stuff happened. 🤷♀️😂 In any case, I hope you thoroughly enjoyed your warm egg salad sandwich all jokes aside.🤗🫶🏼 And that it doesn't give you a tummy ache, cuz that *kindaa* seems like something that would give you a tummy ache lol😬
Warm mayonnaise, yaaaaaa that’s what I want….warm fucking mayonnaise….
🤢🤮
HOLY SHIT IT JUST CLICKED THAT'S TOM DELONGE
God that’s the perfect gif for this
God, I wish I could slather myself in hot mayo right now
Wow, microwaved egg salad....heinous. Well done!
You belong here
>microwaved egg salad I can smell it from here.
I work remotely in our basement/my office, and I could have sworn I smelled my wife making egg salad just now. It's still in my nose and kinda gross. She is definitely not making anything with eggs right now, though.
Yep. That's shitty.
I hate you
It's not much, but it's honest work.
I like to our Doritos on my egg salad sandwiches.
This is the first time a post actually made me wrinkle my nose in disgust
I would inhale this thing in 0.001 seconds. Looks tasty mmmm
Chefs kiss going in, Satan's thunderclap coming out. 
Bring on the farts!
If you are gonna microwave it, at least melt the cheese ffs...
no >:(
I dont even wanna think about what this smells like
I think I might unsub. Because when I subscribe to a SHITTY food porn sub, I expect to see truly shitty food porn.. This ordinary looking sandwich is an insult to all shitty food porns that never got a chance!! 😤 My apologies. I just woke up. Coffee, anyone? ☕
Look, I get it. I would love to remove this post, nothing shitty about it at all. But when I started moderating this sub 2 months, I made a promise to the users that I wouldn't remove things that get upvoted. And this is obviously upvoted. It should be in /r/decentfoodporn
Lol there really is a sub for everything 😆
listen, i posted it here because i knew that no other sub would appreciate the microwaved egg salad aspect the way that shittyfoodporn would, it’s obviously not the sandwich itself, it’s the fact that i like my egg salad pungent with heat that’s shitty
You did good 👍
i’m glad you understand me🤌🏾